Su Wen, who was bored, went around the camp and came back to get something to eat. Sitting on the top of the minecart, he began to think wildly again, but he didn't expect this nonsense to condense a plan, which even surprised Su Wen.

The plan, though crude, does not even have a clear goal. But Su Wen's creed has always been--- just say that you don't practice fake tricks, and if you have an idea, let's do it first.

........

Su Wen walked to the box that came together, bent down casually, pulled the strap twice with his wrist, and mentioned it casually.

"I'm rubbing!!!It's so heavy!" The box didn't get up early, and the man almost fell on his head. Su Wen gasped and rubbed his waist vigorously with his teeth. Looking at Su Mei's box, I wondered: Who changed the box? Impossible, this thing has been tied in my arms for two days, it's not that heavy?

"Why are you so unlucky, it's another supernatural event, open it and see what kind of moth it is?" Su Wen complained as he opened the box. Put the contents out neatly and check the source of the problem one by one. First, there were 40 demon pills of different shapes and colors, then a blanket and several rows of shelves. After emptying the things, I found that the box was divided into two layers, on which were filled with things, and a neatly cut and polished black stone was stuck under the bottom plate.

Su Wen moved it and tried it, about thirty or forty kilograms.

Squatting next to him and touching his chin and thinking: Is this a suspended stone? Has it been damaged by the crossing? Or is it a different environment that can't be used on Earth? This neighborhood will be a mine in the future, so it shouldn't be a problem to stay here.

On second thought: meteorites can be sold for money, and this is also an alien item, whether it is useful or not, put it in the equipment box first.

Turn your head to study the demon pill in the plan. I thought to myself that this thing is not unusual, there is a basket at home, if the plan is feasible, it will definitely need more, maybe from here to that planet. When it is time to pass again, I will bring it back to Sumei.

It was still early, so Su Wen jumped on the dump truck and found a shovel. I dug a few pits on the spot and buried most of the demon pills, and by the way, I lit a fire and burned the box and blanket. With a few pieces of demon pills just picked out, he drove back to the camp.

After returning to the camp, according to the concept in the plan, I found a bunch of electrical accessories and tossed for a long time. The spare batteries, wires, fuses, air compressors, relays, and air switches in the camp were broken. I finally understood one thing -- I had to find a professional to do it.

After waiting for two more days, the fat man appeared at the end of the river in his car.

Seeing Su Wen waiting outside the camp, the fat man put his left hand on the car window, grabbed the steering wheel with one hand, and made a beautiful drift just in front of Su Wen. The car didn't stop and complained: "Oh, brother, what kind of work are you looking for? Brother, I repay my grievances with virtue, let's see if you are still alive first. The equipment car is in the back, and it will arrive in half a day.

The fat man's face was tanned black and red by strong ultraviolet rays, and he also lost weight, which was quite a bit of vicissitudes. Su Wen couldn't help it, this job made the fat man choke enough, he was good, he played whack-a-mole every day, was in a daze, and went to a place where he didn't know what the hell to wander around...

When the words came out, the taste changed: "Oh, fatty, you have to invite me to a big meal when you go back, look at you thin, lose weight and get a salary, I think this errand is good." ”

To Su Wen's surprise, the fat man didn't fight back? I saw him squinting his eyes, glanced at Su Wen, looked up at the sky, and said: Brother, I have a matter, you have to help me analyze and analyze. ”

"Say yes. ”

Su Wen thought to himself: This thing has taken the wrong medicine, right? This reaction is not normal. If you look closely, your face is black and red, the skin on your cheekbones is a little chapped, and you are wearing a suit and leather shoes. Can't see what's wrong?

"You say, this old man is worried about whether a person is... Alas... It's just that I'm always waiting for her to call, it's very comfortable to talk to her on the phone, and it's cool to send messages, and I'm anxious if I don't look at my phone for a minute.... Doesn't this count... That one... Do you understand?" said the fat man, leaning on the steering wheel, squinting and not knowing where to look.

Only then did Su Wen know what was going on, this old iron tree was about to bloom? But pretended to be serious: "I'll go, this problem is serious... Well... I'm telling you... You have mobile phone addiction and need to be treated quickly. ”

"Bang!" The fat man couldn't hold back anymore, and kicked the car door and ran down. This skill is put together with the weight of more than 200 catties, which is full of a sense of disobedience.

Su Wen didn't finish his words and jumped back and avoided the car door. I couldn't hold my face anymore, and I smiled so much that I clutched my stomach and bent over. As soon as he was relieved, he raised his head and stared at the fat man and said, "You are annoyed and angry, aren't you?" I'll go, you're so deceiving... I'm dripping mom... I didn't see that you were shy... ”

The fat man had something on his mind, and he didn't have the same knowledge as him, so he leaned on the off-road vehicle and took out a cigarette and lit it. Glancing at Su Wen: "I'll tell you something serious, just say it, am I in love?"

Su Wen had to hold back a smile and say, "Count, absolutely." What is it, Nazha or Reba?" I saw the fat man roll his eyes and roll himself. Su Wen hurriedly added: "Kristin, she's just a woman, don't you have a crush on her?... What about playing Roman Holiday? Brother... It's not a good game, but it's the Titanic. The Atlantic Ocean is so big, where do you let me catch you? ”

The fat man took a puff of cigarette, did not speak, and looked a little lonely. Su Wen knew that he had guessed correctly.

"You guessed it?... Is it really her? Brother, are you playing with Dafa, are you pregnant?"

The fat man couldn't hold it anymore, and he couldn't pretend to be deep anymore. Sideways and sideways, the big foot went straight to Su Wen's face. These two have been together for many years, and they have a tacit understanding when they fight. Su Wen put his hand on his face to cushion the fat man's feet. Teng Tengteng took a few steps back, sat on the ground with his buttocks, posed as a seriously injured person, gritted his teeth and said, "Ah... Brother, you're so ruthless, I know you're ruthless... But the child is innocent, how can you be so hard-hearted... Crazy? This.... Don't, I want to... When he is raised... I'll let him call you Fat Brother. ”

The fat man roared, and the tiger and crane double-form came out, Su Wen was not an opponent, and his three punches and two feet were pressed against the car door by twisting his arm back. The fat man still didn't understand his hatred, so he dragged it out and smashed it back several times.

"Stop, stop, the door is recessed, the car door is dented. Su Wen hurriedly called for Rao, but he understood that he had guessed one thing wrong, and his body was not strong. Still not as strong as a fat man.

After laughing for a while, the distress in the fat man's heart subsided a little. Squatting on the ground against the car door, he spat out his cigarette and said, "I know it's not right, it's a rich family, I'm just a poor dick... But I can't help who I like?"

Su Wen also understands this truth, love never needs a reason? I just glanced at Coco Zhu on campus, plucked up the courage to ask for a number, and started my first love.

Sighing and asking him, "What did Kristin say?"

"We both know it's trouble, and we try not to mention it. The fat man said sullenly.

Su Wen's own affairs were already a headache, and seeing the fat man's soulless appearance, his head hurt even more...

Su Wen understands the fat man, this thing is lively and cheerful on the surface, but inside he is a delicate and emotional person. Although it's an ordinary poor dick, it's also a poor dick with affection and righteousness. Someone walks into their hearts and wants to come out again?... I'm afraid it's difficult...

Su Wen decided to take care of the fat man's affairs first, and put his own aside first. I also lit a cigarette, choked on it and threw it away.

He said, "This thing.... No matter how hard it is... It also has to be solved, first carefully analyzed, and the top priority is to find the cause of the problem first. ”

"Poor, if you have the wrong birth, what other reasons can there be? The fat man said

Su Wen thought to himself: You M... Well said... No one can save this.

Su Wen decided not to let the fat man talk, and he couldn't talk like this. said: "Then let's analyze, where are the difficulties? Isn't there a marriage that breaks the shackles of wealth and poverty, status, and class?-- who doesn't love the country and loves beauty, and the eldest lady of the Samsung company in South Korea is not also married to a security guard? ... Alas? Don't say it, you're going to be a temporary security guard too. Isn't that just a precedent? ”

"Isn't that security guard leaving? Give him this weight, who would dare to marry a security guard? This TM is even more troublesome, and it almost mentions that the security guard has changed color..."The fat man angrily flicked the cigarette butt far away. Light another cigarette.

"That's it, it's really M to smear the face of our security guards, this is the scum of our security industry. Even Su Wen felt that his temporary career had been insulted.

"Didn't the textbooks say that the gap between the rich and the poor and the class divide had been basically eliminated? When did it come back from the ashes?... Trouble!" Su Wen sighed.

"Alas? Closing the gap between rich and poor? ... Isn't there no such thing as a door-to-door statement? Or rather, she gets poor, you get rich. This matter is settled!" --- Su Wen's eyes widened, feeling as if he had found a way.

The fat man looked at Su Wen like an idiot. He muttered: "The proletariat is not making a revolution to overthrow the three mountains?... It's to please his wife?.... Make me poor? I definitely want to believe it. Want to make me rich? You ask yourself if you can believe it?"

Su Wen encountered the problem of not being able to afford a house, and he was angry when he thought about it, and his words were a little excited: "Then let's find a way to get rich! We can't live like this anymore, let me tell you, I think about it, I don't plan to look for a job, I want to start a business." ”

"Entrepreneurship?... But what are you doing?" this matter was in the hands of the fat man, and he couldn't take care of his troubles, so he hurriedly came over and asked.

Su Wen took out a demon pill, the fat man took it and looked at it, thought about it, and then nodded, as if he had made a lot of determination: "Okay, where do you say you are going?" Bank or gold shop? The jade shop is also fine, but it is a problem to sell dirty back. ”

Su Wen said, "What do you want? Can we do that kind of thing? We have to be serious and innocent and make money. ”

"Selling jade?.... I also have a little research on this..... "When the fat man passed by Hetian and Jimo, he really went to the jade market.

"You're a, no"

"Mining, I said brother, I can inquire, private mining is not allowed. ”

"Why?"

"Too much pollution, damaging the environment"

"If you don't dig privately, you won't be polluted, and the environment will be better.

"Just dig and you're fine. ”

"Then why don't you let the private dig it?"

"Didn't I tell you? Because the pollution is too big, it destroys the environment. ”

Encountering this paradox, the two could only be silent.........

"Then what kind of work can you make money by doing it for a private person?" asked Su Wen angrily

"Make a mobile phone, this can only be done by private individuals, and it can still make money."

"Why is this only for private individuals?"

"They really can't do that...... Chrysanthemum brand has you heard of? That is the pride of the nation, and even foreign countries are banning it. Definitely make money. ”

"Yes, we're just hands.. machine...."This idea inspired Su Wen.

"Okay, just make a mobile phone.... Do you sell parallel goods? I've studied this as well. ”

"I'm rubbing, you've studied everything, you want to go crazy for money, why don't you do it?"

"Nonsense, I'm crazy about money, I don't do it because I don't have the capital, I'm afraid of breaking the law, isn't this still doing temporary work?"

"Uh.........." Su Wen couldn't think of words.

The fat man won a big victory, the flesh on his red face was smiling, his little eyebrows were raised, and he said beautifully: "Poor with me? Heh..."

"Forget it, I've served you, where am I going?" After Su Wen finished speaking, he thought about it, picked up the jade pendant and said word by word, "Do you know what to do?... Do... Hand... machine..."

The fat man interrupted Su Wen's words: "This can't be said, you can't be unreasonable." What are you teasing me? Take a piece of jade and tell me to make a mobile phone? People chrysanthemum are you a jade brand mobile phone?Han Dynasty Hetian jade seed material U phone 13? Success is not far-sighted, but you are standing on a high place, strategizing, and controlling the future, this is the mobile phone - Uphone13. Hetian jade 24 degree gold angle three-dimensional cutting..."

"Stop, stop, stop!! I said to make mobile phone batteries, don't be poor 8848, that thing has long been out of business, you let me finish talking first. Su was completely convinced, and finally remembered what to say, and he must not be deviated again. In fact, Su Wen also wants to learn the tone of broadcasting and follow the poverty: happiness is often shared, but pain is often hidden. That's what men are. Your world ... Others don't understand.

The fat man was a little dazed when he saw that Su Wen was serious.

Su Wen struck while the iron was hot: "Let me tell you, this thing is left by our ancestors, you know?"

The fat man nodded.

According to the records of my ancestors, immortals become immortals through wormholes, do wormholes know?"

The fat man nodded: "Yes." ”

"It's good to know, after passing through the wormhole, it's interstellar travel. Run to another planet to mine... This stone was found. This kind of stone is not small, it has a characteristic: it can be charged, and it can be discharged... Do you understand?"

The fat man showed a leisurely expression and nodded, "Understood... I also think that the ancient immortals flew out of the atmosphere, but unfortunately I didn't expect that space was a vacuum, and it was too late to regret it, so I could only sing Liangliang. I really didn't think that the gods would have the operation to pass through the wormhole!"

Su Wen saw that it had some effect, this product can not only keep up with the train of thought, but also make up for it by itself, and hit the railway while it is hot: "Okay, let's uncover this paragraph first, and no one will believe it when we tell someone. We...."

The fat man hurriedly interjected: "Don't... I believe, I really believe. I have read Einstein's general theory of relativity, and there are several famous inferences in physics, such as "String Theory", "Theory of Parallel Spaces", and "Spatial Folding". I'll tell you more about that later. Stephen Hawking also said......"

Su Wen hurriedly interrupted him, thinking: You believe it, you believe in a ghost, you just believe everything, so you can't find a wife. Belch... How can I think about it... Forget it, let's get down to business first: "We have to skip the fairy and alien planets." You must remember, we can't talk about this, people think it's a crooked way to cheat science funds, and it's a big trouble. I can't say if someone asks. It can only be said that this can be discharged is... Jade pendant. ”

"It should be called a battery. "The fat man corrected.

"Don't interrupt, how can you do your business if you keep interrupting?... Belch... This battery. I'm ready to take it out, and we'll form a company. Specializing in long-lasting mobile phone batteries. To compete with those guys who rent power banks, we have a lot of power, not to mention saving electricity bills. I've calculated... Belch... Estimated... Belch... I guess I have touched it. Su Wen felt that when it comes to science, it should be carefully worded, but it is a bit lacking. "I'm afraid this is a big business, otherwise every shopping mall and restaurant that can be placed has it?"

"Yes, there are also those who rent battery cars. "The fat man's brain hole is not small.

"Don't interrupt, that battery is too big, I'm small, I can't make it that big. can only be used as a mobile phone battery," Su Wennao made up the size of the battery car level. It is estimated that all the demon pills are enough to make one.

The fat man still felt unreliable: "Have you tried this thing?" Besides, are you sure that your ancestors knew the word electricity in the Han Dynasty?"

"Lei Gongdian, have you heard of it?" Su Wen asked rhetorically.

"Oh, they have to have an electrician. The fat man continued leisurely.

"Don't talk about that. Say this, be careful of catching us as liars. Su Wen was anxious.

"Then let's try it first" The fat man was skeptical, thinking that it was better to see it.

"How to try?" Su Wenzheng was worried about this. I've done it myself, but unfortunately I haven't figured anything out.

"Take the car battery. The fat man took out the spare battery, touched the two wires, and connected the battery and the jade pendant.

"Where's the negative pole?" asked the fat man, holding the jade pendant.

"Clamp the inside of the inner ring... Right?"

The fat man clamped it on.

Su Wen's head shrank subconsciously.... Fortunately, the battery did not respond.

Su Wen's face was full of black lines: It seems that this is not the case, and it is still necessary to invite a professional. While muttering in my heart: You are discharging? Can't you give me some face? It's the battery, just put a little bit of trouble... The thought just ended.

There was a loud bang, the battery flew up with green smoke, and the shock wave of the explosion pushed the two people two meters away and fell heavily to the ground. When Su Wen was flying in the air... I haven't even had time to close my eyes. I watched the battery fly over the top of the sacred mountain and turn into a small black dot and fall.

....

The two of them were shocked and their ears roared, and the blood in their chests surged, and they lay down for a while before slowly getting up.

The fat man couldn't bear the joy in his heart, endured the discomfort, drove the battery back, and shouted loudly before the person arrived: "I only found a shell, and the electrolyte lead plate or something in it is gone." ”

The two of them stared at the broken battery for a while. This is going to be hit by something that collapses, and it is estimated that it has only been sung coolly.

After a while, they suddenly hugged each other and cheered, especially the fat man, happy like a child of more than two hundred pounds...

Su Wen suddenly remembered: There is a bomb in the flower pot at home. It's still very powerful. There is a certain gate in the body, and there is a faint feeling that I can't close it.........