"Little leaf, little leaf! What a coincidence! Director Cao walked over to me happily.

"Huh? You can recognize me when I'm wearing sunglasses? ”

"How could it not be recognized?" Director Cao smiled, "An outstanding man like you...... Men are like fireflies in the night wherever they hide, and they can ...... at a glance."

Feed! What you just wanted to talk about was "actor"! Until now, he hasn't given up on training me to become an A'V actor!

"What's more, you stand with the class leader of the second (3rd) class of junior high school!" Director Cao turned his gaze to Shu Sha behind me, "My son is the squad leader of their class, I have still seen it." ”

Although Director Cao's performance at the parent-teacher meeting was the same as Cao Gong's performance in the class when he was fair, and he was obscene everywhere, he was an elder after all, and the squad leader saluted Director Cao, "Hello Uncle Cao." ”

"Okay, okay," Director Cao smiled his two eyes into a slit, pulled my arm and said to the squad leader, "Borrow Ye Lin!" With that, he dragged me into the angle covered by the camera.

The squad leader subconsciously wanted to stop it, but at this time Ma Huiyu told her something, she couldn't take care of both, so she had to temporarily let Director Cao kidnap me away.

"Xiao Yezi, this brand is so heavy, you can help me get it for a while."

Director Cao handed me a sign with the words "Bloody Battle of Jinling", and I reluctantly carried it on my shoulders and did not raise it.

I looked roughly in the square and didn't see the van that Director Cao often drives, so I wondered, "Director Cao, how did you come here?" Hitchhiked on someone else's ride? ”

"Hey, what's the need for a car!" Director Cao turned his face to the southeast, "This place is very close to Dongshan Film and Television City, I learned the news when I was playing with my mobile phone, and I came here as I walked!" ”

Huh? No wonder when I take a taxi, I feel that some roads are familiar, it turns out that this high-speed service area is very close to the film and television city!

When the squad leader and others first stopped the big truck, it was not close to the film and television city, but after driving 5 kilometers forward to the service area, it was very close to the film and television city!

In this way, Amy, Aunt Ren, and all the crew members of "The Legend of Moding", who are filming in the film and television city, are within walking distance?

I always felt like I had something in my head, but I didn't have a clear idea yet.

At this time, the dog, who was suspected of having a subcutaneous tumor by Xiao Ding, began to twitch his limbs for unknown reasons, and Officer Ma said excitedly: "Is it that the drug has ruptured in the abdomen?" Do you have a scalpel? It's dead words......"

"You're so inhuman!" Ma Huiyu scolded, "I actually look forward to the dog's death!" I don't have a nephew like you! ”

"I don't want to have a sister-in-law like you yet!" Officer Ma retorted, "Dogs are divided into working dogs and food dogs, these are food dogs, and they are essentially no different from pigs. ”

Although Xiao Ding learned a lot of time from Dr. Zhao in the pet hospital, he still lacked experience in independent diagnosis and treatment, at this time he sweated profusely to inject the sick dog with a cardiotonic agent, and tossed for a long time to stop the convulsions.

"Whew, I can't die for the time being......"

"Can you feed it laxatives so that it can get the drugs out?" Officer Ma asked, putting his hands in the pockets of his windbreaker.

This sentence aroused the anger of the volunteers, and everyone surrounded Xiaoding, the sick dog, and Officer Ma in the middle, and said:

"You officer is worse than a dog dealer! The veterinarian just rescued the dog, and you're going to kill it again? ”

"I've recorded what he said! It will be put on the Internet and let everyone criticize it! ”

"Anyway, how did the anti-narcotics police rob the police's business? Shouldn't the police be in charge of this matter? ”

"Oh, you don't know, it is said that Shusha's classmate, in order to delay time, deliberately reported the dog dealer for transporting drugs, Goodjob!"

"Do you hear me? Do you hear me? Zeng Lao Liu shouted, "Comrade police, the dog fans themselves admit that they wronged me!" We didn't transport drugs! Hurry up and let's go, okay! ”

"We cannot be careless in the fight against drugs." Officer Ma's gaze did not lift from the distended sick dog, "I have to investigate thoroughly before I can let you go, you just wait here for the cattle to come over, and then you can say that the price of this cart of dogs will be higher - of course, on the premise that I have not found the hidden drugs." ”

The Zeng brothers had no choice but to wait aside and let Officer Ma check the drugs first.

Zhao Yao, a reporter from Dongshan News Channel, was about to walk in the direction of the big truck after interviewing several volunteers holding signs, but was intercepted by Director Cao.

"Journalists, journalists! Interview me! I have a lot of material to explode! Director Cao said impatiently, his tongue sticking out of his mouth.

When Zhao Yao saw me standing next to Director Cao, his brows instantly furrowed, and he subconsciously hid the microphone behind him, afraid that I would reach out and grab it again.

"I'm going to interview Officer Ma first, you wait."

Zhao Yao led the cameraman to leave, but Director Cao shook his fat body and blocked them again.

"Don't be in a hurry! Me and Xiaoye are not ordinary people! We are directors and actors! We have a lot to say to the dog-loving audience across the country! ”

Zhao Yao's eyes lit up suddenly, he took the microphone back in front of him, and asked Director Cao, "Are you the director?" What films and television have you directed? ”

Director Cao said happily: "In the past, I directed "Heaven", "Servant Sister Every Day", "Tutor Teaching" ......"

All of them were shot in Japan! Admit these unashamedly in front of the news station reporters, Director Cao, your face has already raced the city wall!

Unexpectedly, Zhao Yao was more undisciplined than Director Cao, he found out that Director Cao was Director A'V, but he was even more excited, felt that the topic was stronger, and hurriedly asked: "Then what do you think about stopping the car and saving the dog?" And the person next to you...... It seems to be called Ye Lin, right? Has he played a role in the work you mentioned? ”

Who has played A'V! You said by name that I played A'V, and it was broadcast nationwide through news programs, which is 10,000 times more embarrassing than starring in "Bloody Battle of Jinling"!

No! Don't let me make a name for myself as an A'V actor! Dad often says: The lesser of two evils, now I can only take the initiative to admit that I have acted in "Bloody Jinling"!

"There's a misunderstanding here!" I squeezed Director Cao aside and said into the microphone handed over by Zhao Yao, "Director Cao has stopped filming A'V since he returned to the mainland, and his latest work is the micro-film "Bloody Battle in Jinling"! ”

I shook the sign I was carrying on my shoulder, so that Zhao Yao could see which words it was.

"What's that?" Zhao Yao frowned and said, "I don't think I've heard of it." ”

"Lesser-known micro-movies, which can be watched for free on the Internet." I explained, "Also, I'm not called Ye Lin, Ye Lin is another person who looks a lot like me, and my real name is ...... It's called Wu Sheng! I am the actor of the evil young man in Jinling in "Bloody Battle of Jinling"! In the credits of the film's cast and crew, you can look up my name! ”

At this moment, I seem to have been pulled into the event marketing of "Bloody Battle of Jinling" by Director Cao, and using Wu Sheng's name is the best choice from all aspects.

"Melancholy Brother" Wu Sheng once gave me a Swiss Army knife and an extra ID card before going abroad, so that I could "try to play a happy him", if I was invited to participate in the film award ceremony, press conference and other activities, if I didn't want to use my own real name, I could completely impersonate his identity.

Although the ten-episode "Bloody Battle in Jinling", there are eight episodes of Jinling Evil Shao played by me, but I always put myself in the position of a stuntman, at best, I am a stand-in for Brother Melancholy, and now I am just a stand-in to speak on behalf of the deity, and I will not maliciously ruin Wu Sheng's reputation, in short, I must clear up the relationship between "Ye Lin" and Jinling Evil Shao, and only Wu Sheng is enough to play the actor of Jinling Evil Shao.

"I've seen this micro-movie." Xiao Wang, the cameraman who had been silent, suddenly spoke, "I thought this person was a little familiar just now, it turned out to be Wu Sheng who played the negative boss!" But I heard that he went to Switzerland to recuperate with his father, who was a diplomat, right? ”

"Huh? You're quite well-informed, but since you can go abroad, you can also return to China! ”

To prove myself, I pulled out the Swiss Army knife from my trouser pocket again.

"Look at this knife, it's not an ordinary knife......"

Zhao Yao and Xiao Wang both thought that I was going to continue advertising, and they each jumped backwards with black lines on their faces, and the camera on Xiao Wang's shoulder almost didn't fall.

I couldn't laugh or cry, and quickly said the main thing: "This Swiss Army knife is a diplomatic gift!" It was given to my father by a Swiss diplomat, and then it was given to me by my father! ”

It didn't take much effort for me to fully enter the role of Wu Sheng, and Brother Melancholy originally hoped that I could stay in China and play a happy role in my daily life, so that he could get a little comfort from being trapped by depression.

"At least on this shijie, it's happy to have someone who looks so much like me." He used to say that.

"Ah, is that the diplomat's son!" Zhao Yao was surprised, "Xiao Wang said this, I remembered!" But...... But I heard you have depression? Why do you look as happy as a monkey......"

You're the monkey! Your whole family is monkeys!

I really wanted to shout it out, but at this moment, I was playing the identity of Wu Sheng, so I had to suppress my impulse and said seriously:

"I do have depression, what you just saw is my 'acting'! In order not to let me be knocked down by depression, I usually use other people's names and try to play a happy person who is completely different from my own personality! Do you feel the pain? ”

Director Cao gave a thumbs up on the side, which meant: "Well done!" Using Wu Sheng's identity to do publicity here, it couldn't be better! ”

I just shocked Zhao Yao and Xiao Wang with a sad and indignant tone, and Director Cao immediately added: "In the film "Bloody Battle of Jinling", Wu Sheng plays a dog lover! He is also very fond of dogs in real life! Because a dog can heal the mind and relieve his depression! ”

"It's true! Without dogs, there would be no me...... No, without the dog, I wouldn't be where I am now! ”

I nodded as Wu Sheng, quite a song and harmony with Director Cao, and performed a double reed.

Zhao Yao rolled his eyes and stretched out the microphone to me: "Excuse me, Mr. Wu Sheng, since you like dogs so much, will you spend money to buy this car of dogs?" Will you use your own money, or will you use your father's money? As a diplomat, did your father accept gifts from foreigners in violation of regulations, so he was able to spend tens of thousands of dollars on his spare money to buy a dog? ”

"Do you think your father is worthy of the trust of the state by doing this?"

Damn, I really want to beat Zhao Yao for Brother Melancholy! And where did I get the money to buy a dog! My house is a sex toy store, and I can't handle it if I buy 188 dogs! Is it difficult to sell the dog as a sex toy?

======== dividing line ========= popularity rankings, Scrap Iron has absorbed the opinions of some book friends and adjusted the dividing line between Group A (first echelon) and Group B (second echelon), which is now bounded by a total of 500 points, and those who have votes below Zhuang Ni belong to Group B (including the pseudo-Niang Shu Zhe).

However, despite the characters Shu Zhe, Chen Yingran, Peng Tousi, and Uncle Fireball joining Group B, the first place in Group B is still occupied by Xiao Juan, who has not officially appeared (how much do you want Aunt Ren to be snatched away from her love).

zuihou, "Rainbow de Ink" voted 10 flowers for the class leader's mother, so the class leader's mother was honorably listed, temporarily referred to as "Shusha's mother".