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"Well, this is this year's roster."

In the student president room of the Santa Cronia-White Emperor United School Park, the student president hall Soichiro Hayashi handed a form to a young man sitting opposite him with an expressionless face.

"In order to get this list in advance, Guan Lin has made a package ticket with the council, Shi Chen." Another young man, Ren Mitaka, the vice president of the student council with fluffy brown hair and a tall figure, also helped.

And the Shi Chen in their mouth was a certain traverser who had just returned from the Celestial Empire a few days ago.

The enrollment work went smoothly - after all, someone is a guy who combines all kinds of useful and useless attributes such as a school bully, a handsome guy, a three-no, a double-flower red stick, and no discipline (in some ways), which can be called a must-have for home travel, murder and arson! Coupled with his 'heroic deeds' before the White Emperor, the school can be said to be supremely welcome to his return!

"Your new class is the third class of the second grade, and the first beauty in the second grade is in that class! It is said that she is the daughter of a certain director! ”

"Hoshina Kashiwazaki?" Someone's gaze just swept to this name that was somewhat familiar in a previous life.

"Oh? Shi Chen, you are very well-informed! She's not just beautiful, she's got good grades, and she's versatile."

"Where's the measurements?"

"Huh? What a bold statement you made! Are you ready to take her down? Unfortunately, I don't know. ”

"Didn't use your inherent skills?"

"The few times I saw her, I was far away, and I couldn't be like a color. Go to the tail like a wolf. ”

"It's not color. Wolves are kinky. Sticks? ”

"Hey! You two," the student council president was furious, "I called you two over, but I didn't want to hear you discuss girls' bodies or make pornographic jokes with me!" ”

"Are you going to join, second?" Shi Chen said calmly.

“”

"I'm kidding."

“”

The student council president took a deep breath and exhaled slowly, repeating it several times, as if to expel all the anger in his chest - at the same time, he told himself in his heart to be calm, and not to be the first student president in the history of the White Emperor to beat the vice president and the next vice president, and after his breathing was stable, he said:

"Okay, now let's get down to business, Tosaka, do you have any suggestions for Sakakino's affairs?"

"Monitoring." Shi Chen's answer was simple and neat.

"Nani?!" The student council president was shocked.

"Camera surveillance." Shi Chen said again.

"You're committing a crime!" The student council president roared solemnly.

"Hey, I said Shi Chen, this is too much!" At this time, even Mitaka Ren began to smile bitterly, "Don't say that the school will not agree, even if the school allows us to do this, the PTA and the students will not agree!" (Note: PTA: Parent-TeacherAssociation)

"Just find a reason to fool around."

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Sure enough, the thinking circuit of genius is not something that mortals can understand.

After all, Mitaka Ren, who still violated the law and discipline all day long, was a little more receptive, and after withstanding Shi Chen's highly impactful and shocking speech, he looked out the door, and then walked outside, first closed the door of the student union conference room, and then closed the door of the student council president's room, Zuihou returned to his original position, looked at Shi Chen, and asked:

"Can you tell us about the plan?"

"Mitaka, you"

"Well, Guanlin, don't be so arbitrary, it's not too late to listen to Shi Chen's plan before making a decision."

"Okay, okay. If what you're saying makes some sense, forget it. ”

"First of all, we are trying to prevent the student population of Sakakino from intersecting at will on campus. Yes, right? ”

"What do you mean by that population?" The student council president said he couldn't understand it.

"Doesn't a population refer to a colony of individuals of the same species who can freely mate and reproduce? It is very much in line with the characteristics of Sakakino. ”

"Go on." The student council president waved his hand, and he was already powerless - whether it was to complain or retort.

"With that in mind, it's a matter of course – it's just a matter of selection.

Of the options available, the unconventional method is undoubtedly the quickest and most thorough: such as recruiting them into school and then expelling them immediately; Or transport the boys en masse to Thailand for an operation – of course, it would be possible to hire some veterinarians or heirs to some ancient profession in the Celestial Empire, but the implications and financial requirements of this would undoubtedly be ruled out. ”

Young man, how did your three views come to be?!

"Then there's the usual approach — the surveillance I just talked about is undoubtedly one of them, the others like school rules prohibiting heterosexuality; Intensify inspections of dark corners and girls' dormitories by the Discipline Committee; There is also a biography for each class. Brainwashing educators and the like, these are ways to change their habits from the outside and from the inside, respectively. ”

"Tosaka, what exactly happened to you in this year in the Celestial Empire?" I always feel that your three views seem to be very problematic.

Taking advantage of the time when Shi Chen stopped to drink water, Mitaka Ren asked him.

"Big husband, cute big." Shi Chen patted his chest expressionlessly, and swore that "those who believe in me will have eternal life." (Brother Chun?) ）

"In the conventional method, in addition to the monitoring proposed at the beginning, the others also have their own shortcomings, the school rules are formulated to be broken, and the discipline committee is not very reliable because of its own limitations, such as working hours; As for the biography. Pins, due to certain legal and influence levels, are also not very suitable

Surveillance, on the other hand, is highly operable – as long as there are one or two major incidents in the school, such as theft, brawls or trafficking. As a precautionary measure, the school will easily agree to install it — just like an insurance salesman who causes a potential customer to get into a car accident in order to sell insurance. And the outside world will not criticize us – or even praise us – if we do it right. ”

There was a moment of silence in the president's room, and both Hitoshi Mitaka and Soichiro Tatebayashi were pondering the feasibility of someone's suggestion.

While there is a lot to complain about in someone's words — such as the ban on heterosexuality, there's no doubt that there's a lot to be said about it beyond the fact that something that has to be crabbed. For example, he himself denied the establishment of school rules - of course, heterosexuality cannot be banned; Another example is the strengthening of the work of the Discipline Committee, of course, zuihou a pass. The pin must be completely denied!

PS: Ahem, Shi Chenjun is just saying that, it is impossible to really do some harmonious things, after all, as the saying goes, if you are no longer perverted in sullenness, you will perish in sullenness; Therefore, Shi Chenjun also needs to tease others - just like Brother Cheng (fog) in the book of Xueba, so as not to perish.

Both superficial and covert.

But when it comes to Xueba, the collection of that pervert broke three hundred on the seventh day of opening the pit, and it has been five days since my generation, but it is less than half of the others, and sure enough, this is the gap in level! I don't think we can have 10,000 hits by the twelfth day. (In fact, there is still a small glimmer of hope in my heart)

zuihou, the 'tuna' in the previous chapter, there must be some people who don't know how to pronounce the first word, right? It is pronounced 'wei' three times, which means sturgeon in ancient Chinese, and is now usually the vest of tuna.

My generation will not tell you that my generation is also searched by Du Niang.

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