Chapter 702: Incomparably majestic
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"Sister Bai......" Gu Yunfeng suddenly laughed flatteringly, "Look at you, don't I play around with you?" I'm joking with you, which means that we have a good relationship, if we don't have a good relationship, can I make such a joke with you?? We are best friends, and between girlfriends, we should make jokes between girlfriends......"
"Are you best friends with me??" Sister Bai smiled coldly, "Why don't I remember that I have a girlfriend like you??" ”
"What?? Don't you think I'm afraid of you......" Gu Yunfeng's eyes widened, his body left his seat, he retreated to an open place, and pulled out the treasure knife on his waist, "Although I am not a land immortal, but I have a knife, now I have figured out the secret in the knife, and I can exert its strongest power, if the two of us fight, it is impossible to say who will win and who will lose......"
"Hmph......" Sister Bai smiled coldly, stood up, touched her waist with her hand, and pulled out her Cuicui knife, and pointed at Gu Yunfeng, "Why don't we two try?" ”
"Haha......" Gu Yunfeng haha smiled, and the treasure knife in his hand fell to the ground at that time, "Sister Bai, look at you, do you really use the knife with me??" You said you were my sister, so you wouldn't let me do it?? ”
"Hmph......" Sister Bai smiled coldly, "I think, some people are too presumptuous......" said that, she put the knife into the sheath and sat down again.
"Oops......" Gu Yunfeng also picked up the treasure knife and put it into the sheath, "Sister Bai, your knife is really beautiful, just like jade, is it also made for you by Canglong?" ”
"Nonsense......" Sister Bai glanced at Gu Yunfeng, "What's the matter, jealous??" ”
"Brother-in-law is really good to you......" Gu Yunfeng said with a look of envy and jealousy.
"Ahem......" Sister Bai was embarrassed at the time, "We are very affectionate, Canglong, this person will hurt people the most......"
"Uh-huh......" Gu Yunfeng nodded violently, "Sister Bai." You will enjoy great blessings in the future, I really envy you......"
"Hehe......" Sister Bai laughed dryly, "What's that, shouldn't we eat??" ”
"Brother-in-law hasn't come yet, how can we eat first......" Gu Yunfeng smiled shyly.
"That dead ghost may be the head of the meal, or we will eat first?? You said yes, big sister?? Sister Bai glanced at the girl with a smile and said.
"Then eat first??" The girl raised her eyebrows, glanced at Sister Bai with a smile, and said.
"Why don't you wait a little longer......" Sister Bai was embarrassed at the time, "If you let that dead ghost know that we didn't wait for him to eat." He must not torture me much at night......"
"Sister Bai, what you said is true??" Gu Yunfeng's face was a little unsightly, "You and Canglong are really ......"
"Look at you, what is my sister lying to you??" Sister Bai glanced at Gu Yunfeng, "After all, this kind of thing is a matter of two people, can you fool people??" If it's debunked, I won't be able to live?? ”
"That's right......" Gu Yunfeng's face suddenly turned black and could drip ink, and he glanced at the girl with a resentful face, how could she let Sister Bai, a second-hand product, compare her original one? ? Isn't this scientific??
"What do you think I'm doing??" The girl glanced at Gu Yunfeng. "If you're hungry, you'll eat, big deal, when that dead ghost comes in, I'll say I'm eating......"
"I'm hungry...... "Gu Yunfeng's little mouth pouted." I'm going to eat your dead ghosts, will you give it to you?? ”
"Give it to ......," the girl rolled her eyes, "If you have the ability to eat him, you can eat it......"
"Hmph......" Gu Yunfeng heard the girl's words. My heart suddenly became bored, if I could eat him, wouldn't I have eaten him earlier??
"What's wrong with this??" Nie Canglong walked in from outside. "What the hell is going on??"
"Dead ghost, everyone is waiting for you......" Sister Bai glanced at the man, "Why don't you hurry up and sit ......"
"What do you call me??" Nie Canglong's brows furrowed, "Who gave me the nickname again??" ”
"Huh??" When Gu Yunfeng heard the man's words, a pair of big eyes lit up at that time, and he glanced at Sister Bai with a little playfulness, and a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"What are you looking at??" Sister Bai glared at Gu Yunfeng and said dissatisfiedly.
"This nickname ......" Gu Yunfeng looked at Sister Bai with a smile, "The nickname of the Dare to Love Dead Ghost has not been approved by others??" ”
"Give you a nickname, do you agree??" Sister Bai rolled her eyes, "As long as you don't object, it's fine......"
"Looking at Canglong's appearance, doesn't it seem like you don't object??" Gu Yunfeng glanced at the man with a smile, "Canglong, do you like the title of dead ghost?" ”
"You're full??" Nie Canglong walked over, found a seat and sat down, picked up a pair of chopsticks, and pinched a piece of mouth, "Why don't you eat yet??" Aren't you hungry? ”
"Just a few of us to eat??" The girl gave the man a blank look and said angrily.
"Yaya, call someone to ......" Nie Canglong patted the little girl's head and said.
"I'm not going, I'm going to watch the Pleasant Goat......" The little girl's eyes stared straight at the TV, without blinking, as for the master or anything, she didn't even look at it.
"Disobedient, aren't you??" Nie Canglong's face turned black at that time, "Do you believe that I won't let you see the Pleasant Goat in the future?" ”
"Master is a villain, a big villain......" The little girl immediately looked at the master dissatisfied, and her little mouth could be hung up on the oil bottle.
"Hey......" Nie Canglong's eyes widened, "It's really the other way around??" Looks like I'm going to have to ...... today."
"What does it have to be??" The girl glared at the man, "Do you know that there are three things in this world that are the most unforgivable??" ”
"I don't know...... Nie Canglong was stunned, "What are the three things??" ”
"The first two things are vulgar and can't come out of my mouth, so I'll tell you about the third thing, the third thing that can't be forgiven, is that when people are watching TV, let people do other things......"
"Is that what you say??" Nie Canglong blinked his eyes, "I haven't heard of it......"
"Haven't you heard about it now??" The girl glared at the man, "What are you doing in a daze??" Why don't you hurry up and call everyone to dinner?? I'm starving to death......"
"I'm such a big immortal. Can I do this kind of work? You're making a big joke......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, his expression was straight, and he made a majestic look, looking at the void in front of him with an indifferent look, "Su Su, as a calling girl, do you know what you should do now?" ”
"Huh??" Bai Susu was suddenly excited, and then ran out with a smoke, "I'll call someone to ......"
"Isn't that the end of it??" Nie Canglong explained the matter to Bai Susu, and stretched his waist beautifully. Returning from a majestic state to a normal state, "What are you doing with a girl??" Isn't it just for people to call?? If they don't, then they will lose the meaning and value of their existence, and they can basically be fired......"
"I didn't expect it......" The girl glanced at the man in surprise, "You changed quite quickly, huh?" ”
"Is this still called a conversion??" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "That's because you're lonely and unheard, which makes the difference between a girl and a nanny be that one needs to be paid and the other doesn't need to be paid......"
"Don't you need to pay a girl??" The girl blinked. "That's right, it's true that the girl doesn't need to be paid, but she has to give pocket money......"
"Do you have to give pocket money??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "Isn't it called the moon case??" ”
"Anyway, it's not called salary......" The girl pouted. Said.
"This salary doesn't seem to be much different from the monthly example, right??" Gu Yunfeng blinked his eyes and said.
"How could there be no difference??" Sister Bai glanced at Gu Yunfeng, "Salary." That's the wages paid for the work, that's the contract, what about the monthly rate...... Monthly. It seems, what's that...... It seems like it's really the same thing......"
"The nanny is free, after the expiration of this period, it can leave, what about the girl, that is to sell herself, do you know what selling is a body? ? Selling her body is that her body and soul belong to the master, so, the nanny's salary is called, and after it is paid, it is the nanny who calls the girl's own decision, and the girl is called pocket money, and after the master gives it, it can still be taken back, haha, speaking of which, it is better to call the girl, it is too cost-effective......" The girl said triumphantly.
"If that's what you say? This makes the girl really profitable......" Sister Bai's eyes lit up, "Especially those orphans, they don't even have to spend money to buy people......"
"It's too evil...... the girl glanced at Sister Bai, "You want to use a human servant to summon a girl, you are so shameless, too dark......"
"You are so shameless, too dark......" Sister Bai pointed at Gu Yunfeng's nose and said angrily.
"I'm ......" Gu Yunfeng was speechless for a moment, in fact, the whole team that used humans as a maid was just herself.
"But it's okay to get a few golden cats in the future......" the girl blinked, "What do you say??" If it is not my race, its heart will be different, and we don't need to be polite with a foreign race......"
"I agree......" Sister Bai immediately raised her hands in support.
"I agree with ...... too" Gu Yunfeng blinked his eyes and expressed his support without hesitation.
"Why are you doing a golden cat if you have nothing to do??" Nie Canglong smiled bitterly, "We still have children here, it won't be good if we teach children badly......"
"Where do you want to go??" Sister Bai glanced at the man, "We're talking about calling girls, not finding you a bed partner, why do you teach bad children??" ”
"Look at what you're talking about......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "The topic you are discussing, to put it bluntly, is slavery, do you understand slavery??" I'm telling you, you must not let a child hear about it......"
"What's wrong with letting the little ones hear??" The girl rolled her eyes, "The child is just about to listen, and he has a long insight......
"Children, it is the time to establish a moral outlook, to be an upright person, a moral person, you must establish a correct moral outlook for her......" Nie Canglong said seriously.
"When we talk about cultivating a girl, we're talking about a different race, not our own people......" The girl rolled her eyes and said angrily.
"That's not going to work...... Nie Canglong waved his hand, "Don't talk about aliens." Even goblins can't do it, we have to cultivate Yaya's love of respecting life and caring for small animals, only with a heart can we be a pure person, a person who is out of low-level fun......"
"So......" the girl raised her eyebrows, "I'm not a pure person anymore??" ”
"We're all low-level fun people??" Sister Bai looked at the man with an unkind face and said.
"Is this this??" Nie Canglong sneered, "It's hard to say, it's not good for your morality." I resolutely do not express any opinion......"
"But you've already published ...... just now," Gu Yunfeng said with a cold smile.
"I'm talking about Yaya, as her master, I must be responsible for her growth......" Nie Canglong immediately said with righteousness and awe.
"You obviously mean Yaya, but in fact?? You're afraid that we've taught the children badly, doesn't that mean we're bad?? The girl smiled coldly and said.
"Are you bad??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and looked at the girl in a little surprise, "How can you be so arrogant??" Actually, you're so bad......"
"You ......," the girl was waiting for the man to compliment her. Who knows that the man's sentence is too hurtful, "Little green snake, are you looking for death??" ”
"Hey, hey. What's going on?? Yun Zhongzi ran in with a fart, and when he saw the girl going crazy, he was startled, and he turned around and wanted to escape. In the face of Aunt Qin's grandmother, who is full of anger, the most haode method is to roll as far as possible.
"zhanzhu......" The girl snorted coldly, and the Daoist of Yunzhongzi suddenly seemed to have someone immobilize himself. I didn't dare to move.
"Aunt Qin, what do you command?" Daoist Yun Zhongzi turned around, looked at the girl with a flattering face, and said.
"Isn't that a bad person, you say??" The girl smiled coldly and asked.
"Which turtle son bastard dares to slander Aunt Qin and Grandma like this?? There is a kind of Lao Tzu to stand up, Lao Tzu skinned him, pinched his eggs......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang suddenly blushed and shouted thickly.
"Hehe......" The girl was happy at the time, "In this world, in fact, I still understand that there are many people......" said, and beckoned to the Daoist of Yunzhongzi, "Daoist come and sit, today I speak up for the Daoist and say a big truth, I invite you to drink, drink enough ......"
"Oh, hehe......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi immediately ran to the table with a sneer, and sat down opposite the girl, "How embarrassing is it for you to break the bank??" ”
"Honest people......" The girl gave a thumbs up to the Daoist of Yunzhongzi, "Since the Daoist is embarrassed, this means that if I have to let you drink, it will affect your state of mind, then this wine will be free, I invite you to drink juice, this juice is good, rich in various vitamins, and drinking it regularly is very good for the body......"
"Uh......" Yunzhongzi Daoist Na Cheng thought that he was polite, and he actually gave the wine to his mouth politely, and he couldn't help but be depressed, and he had a deeper understanding of the girl's bad spirit, but after thinking about it again, the eight-adult family didn't plan to really give himself a drink, so he waited for himself to be polite here, and then he got off the donkey.
"Hungry??" The girl glanced at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang, and then glared at the man who was sneering on the side, "What are you doing in a daze??" Why don't you hurry up and give the Taoist chief a dish to eat?? Aren't you against the use of maids?? Then you're going to eat the vegetables for the Taoist chief......"
"I'll give him food??" Nie Canglong's face was black at that time.
"Forget it...... beads of sweat appeared on the head of the Cloud Zhongzi Daoist, "I'm a little mortal, if I let the great immortal serve me, wouldn't that be a loss of my life??" It's not appropriate, it's definitely not appropriate......"
"I said it's appropriate, it's appropriate......" The girl glared at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang, and issued a fatal threat with her eyes, if you dare not cooperate with me, you will die.
"What's that......" Yun Zhongzi's cold sweat came down, isn't this just a meal? ? Why is it still in danger of eating out of life?? Come on, that's it, and I won't say anything about eating with them in the future.
"I didn't say that I couldn't use the girl......" Nie Canglong looked at the girl helplessly, "I just said, the girl is still young now, and I can't let this aspect affect her, after all, she is still a child......"
"Just because she is a child, she has to focus on cultivating ......" Sister Bai glanced at the man, "Look at sister, does sister look like a turtle??" ”
"Like, very much like ......" Gu Yunfeng nodded heavily and said.
"Get out of ......" Sister Bai glared at Gu Yunfeng, and then looked at the man, "Why does Sister look like a turtle??" Isn't it all because of the problems with education when I was a child?? If my parents had given me dozens or hundreds of maids to be on call at any time, I wouldn't have become a daughter a long time ago?? ”
"This is the migration of the qi, the cultivation of the body ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang sighed, "The environment creates a ...... character"
"Get out of ......" Nie Canglong glared at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang, "At such an age, you don't blush when you talk nonsense......"
"If I'm telling the truth, you'll see my corpse now......" Cloud Zhongzi Daoist muttered, lowering his head and not daring to speak.
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