Crazy for love: "Brother Chic, Brother Chic, I strongly ask to join your studio!" ”

Trapped by love: "Brother Chic, Brother Chic, I strongly ask to join your studio!" ”

I am the invincible brother: "Brother Chic, Brother Chic, I strongly ask to join your studio!" ”

……

"Damn, why is it all this kind of reply?"

When someone opened his blog with great anticipation, he thought that he would see the enthusiastic and excited replies of netizens, but he was wrong.

All he saw were exactly the same replies, the punctuation was the same, purely copy+paste replies!

Gao Yan was also a little dizzy, and he said speechlessly: "It wasn't like this when I watched it just now!" These guys are too lazy, right? It's all clones. ”

Brother Chic shook his head, opened another webpage and entered his own whiteness post bar, here, he finally saw how excited the fans were.

"Idol recruits helpers, not only can you get along with him day and night and have a good salary, but they are actively signing up!" - 950,000/670,000.

The post was posted two hours ago, but in just two hours, it had nearly a million views, and then the replies accounted for 70% of the total clicks.

"I'll go, these guys are still reluctant to post it! That's as many hits as my blog! ”

Brother Chic smiled a little depressedly, Baidu didn't ask himself for money, but these fans are still willing to stay in the post bar and share all their news every day, which is a great waste!

Gao Yan had calmed down a little excitedly, and couldn't help but smile when he heard this: "The reply on the blog is not easy to view. Where is there more than the way to post a bar that is like a floor at a glance? It's understandable that everyone is reluctant to leave! ”

"But we've made a lot less money!"

Brother Chic shook his head with some pity. His post bar gets at least a few million hits a day. If so many clicks are transferred to the NetEase blog, he can earn hundreds of thousands of dollars every day, and it will be nearly 100 million soft girl coins in a year!

Gao Yan nodded helplessly, the income of hundreds of millions of soft sister coins a year! Originally, there was a chance to get it, but unfortunately the fans were reluctant to transfer their positions, which was really a huge loss!

Brother Chic sighed, and still clicked on this most popular post at present.

"The first floor is dedicated to Du Niang!"

On the second floor, "I've signed up for an assistant, so let's wait and see." I'm about to stand with idols! ”

The third floor: "Just blow it upstairs, you also want to be Brother Chic's assistant?" Wouldn't that brother be able to change his career to become a star? ”

The fourth floor: "Don't fight, my brother is the most intelligent assistant candidate for Brother Chic, the key is that my brother has experience!" I used to follow Wang Jinghua, the 'No. 1 agent in China', under Huayi, and I can skillfully arrange the schedule and daily life of celebrities, like buying air tickets, contacting the media, contacting the organizers, booking hotels and transportation, these are all trivial things, Brother Chic is hungry when he is filming, I can still hold an umbrella to buy food, I can be responsible for the massage when he is tired, I can remind him if he says the wrong thing. He doesn't want to be interviewed, I can get in the way...... In a word. I'm the most suitable assistant for a dashing brother. ”

Fifth floor: "The second and third floors are SB, and the fourth floor is bragging, don't be white if you have the ability!" Think you can copy a little bit of the assistant's daily work and you can pretend to be a familiar hand?

……

Brother Chic laughed, he looked at Gao Yan and said: "These guys are really crazy, but it's also a shame that they are willing to bother, I know now that the assistant's work is summed up, it seems to be really cumbersome!" ”

"You don't know until now?"

Gao Yan was speechless and said: "I am your full assistant now, what do you think I have done?" I'm almost always in charge of your food, clothing, housing and transportation, but you haven't paid attention to it! ”

"Thank you, Brother Yan!"

Brother Chic patted him on the shoulder and said sincerely: "Don't worry, when the official assistant is recruited, your burden will be lightened, and you only need to be responsible for making my schedule in the future, and the rest will be handled by the real assistant!" ”

Gao Yan smiled: "What you said is simple, there are so many registrations, how are you going to choose?" You can't read them all just by looking at their resumes, let alone selecting them carefully! ”

Needless to say, Brother Chic also knows that at least 99% of these registrations are newspaper assistants, and few other bodyguards, accountants and front desk people sign up, because these jobs are too ordinary, not cool at all, and there is no sense of mystery, anyone can do it, naturally no more than the number of registered assistants.

Brother Chic thought for a while and said: "Don't look at the assistant first, select people for other positions first, such as the accountant can help you share some of the things of running the license, and then the assistant will be selected slowly!" ”

"I think so too, now a person is really lacking in skills!"

Gao Yan smiled and nodded, and suddenly, he said with a sigh: "By the way, your assistant can recruit your relatives and friends!" Don't you have a younger brother? This position is very training, if he comes to help you, it's very good! Fight tiger brothers, real father and son soldiers! ”

Call my little brother Tang An to be an assistant?

Brother Chic was stunned when he heard this, he first counted his age, and directly shook his head and said: "He is one and a half years younger than me, and now he is less than 17 years old, and his personality is also a child, so he knows how to play, which is not suitable at all, and he is still in the third year of junior high school, and he will only take the high school entrance examination next year." ”

"Well, he's really too young, so when your affairs are busier next year, let's put him in again!"

Gao Yan also felt that Tang An was too young, less than 17 years old was the age of playing, and it was unlikely that he would be qualified for the position of assistant.

Brother Chic looked at the fans' messages again, and Zuihou shook his head speechlessly and said, "Brother Yan, you choose slowly!" I'll take care of the final interview, and try to pick them out before I go to the film set. ”

After he finished speaking, he went into the room where a video editor was busy again, and continued to point out how to edit the video footage: "This paragraph is not good, I want the kind of picture that can reflect the long-term mood of the lyrics." It's too bland here. There is no artistic conception of "heaven and earth in one eye" at all. It's a good idea to add a long lens, such as shooting mountains from near and far. ”

……

Gao Yan patted the back of his head, shook his head a little helplessly, and whispered to himself: "I made such a big thing, but it was thrown to me all of a sudden, and the reporters should definitely come to chase and intercept it again, this agent is really troublesome!" ”

Although he was complaining in his words, there was no trace of depression and unhappiness in his eyes. On the contrary, there is an irrepressible lust.

If you think about it carefully, you can find that in order to make their stars fight for exposure, other agents have tried all kinds of means, all kinds of effort, and they can't find a few good ways to meditate, so they can only create some emotional scandals, which is a very good way to expose, even if this kind of exposure has sequelae.

But what about him!

He has been the agent of Brother Chic for half a month, so he really didn't worry that Brother Chic's exposure would be insufficient, anyway, he was by someone's side. As long as he plays a few random times, he can do a few things that cause great repercussions, intentionally or unintentionally, and these things are basically good things. Then, without any effort on his part, the reporters who heard the wind were like vicious dogs smelling bones, and immediately swarmed around.

To promote, you don't need to, you can't pull the relationship.

Being the agent of this kind of star is simply worry-free and trouble-free, there is no so-called difficulty at all, it is easier than being the owner of a self-employed store in Yuzhou before, as long as you do a good job of the logistics of Brother Chic, everything else can be left behind.

"Such an easy agent, that's really just anyone can do it! If I can't make any achievements, I'm afraid I won't have the face to continue to be his agent! ”

Gao Yan suddenly felt a great pressure, just like an old saying: "The birds are exhausted, the good bow is hidden, the cunning rabbit is dead, and the lackeys are cooked."

If he can only do some daily small things, do some logistics work that anyone can do, and can't prove his worth at all, then he can really only cover his face and retreat, and then take the initiative to resign.

Because just do a little logistics, then it's obviously embarrassing to call yourself an agent, let alone take 15% of the share, blushing!

Gao Yan sat on the sofa and muttered, "What is an agent?" The agent is to take care of the economic affairs of the star, make him more popular, make him make more money, since I can't intervene to make him more popular, then I want to let him make more money and get more big contract endorsements. ”

As soon as he finished saying this, he picked up his phone and flipped through it, and then dialed a number: "Hi Mr. Wilson, I think we should find a place to have a drink, and talk about my star Tang Xiaoshi and your company, what do you think?" ”

"No, no, it's not okay to simply sponsor a banquet suit, you should know Tang's energy, he is now one of the most well-known big stars in China, there are really too many people who like him, his every move will attract countless attention, he appears at any ceremony, it is a unique bright star, such an all-round, handsome and dazzling star, you Armani are only willing to give a very insincere little sponsorship, I really find it unbelievable......"

Gao Yan seemed to be very angry, and he said very unhappily: "Okay, it seems that we have no chance to cooperate for the time being, because Versace also sent the same sponsorship contract as yours, and I personally like Versace's style more...... How could it be a joke? Do you need me to show you this email? Although Tang Xiaosheng prefers you Armani, you know, now that he is a star, it is impossible not to make money with his own preferences, right? …… Haha, I'll take a look, if it's okay, I'll call you! Mr. Zaijian Wilson! ”

"Damn, I have to make up a lie before I let go, these gringos are really not easy to entangle!"

Gao Yan threw away his mobile phone, leaned back in the chair with some joy and some unhappiness, and now it is up to the Armani China branch to talk about the top management of the Asian branch.

As for people like David. Like David Beckham to become the world's chief spokesperson? Brother Chic will have to mix for at least a few years before it is possible! (To be continued......)