[671] Both the father-in-law and the daughter-in-law were disgraced
It's all Dr. Yu's fault, who instilled in me the concept that "it's normal to get married and have children at the age of 14", which made me seriously consider the possibility of letting Xiaoqin conceive a child in advance in order to prevent Xiaoqin from committing suicide and martyrdom after I hung up!
Super ghost animal! Just dismissed her girlfriend status, she immediately turned her head and said, "Let's have a baby together!" ”
"Does Ye Lin have any strange fetishes?" At that time, Xiaoqin will definitely ask me, "Why don't you have children with me when I'm my girlfriend, and why don't I have to have children with me when I retreat to the identity of my childhood sweetheart?" ”
"Because of the childhood sweetheart who has no name, I bully it, and it's more enjoyable!" I had to hide the truth, so I had to say this to Xiaoqin with a clear conscience!
"Ha Lu Ha Deserve! Who told you to bully me when you were a kid! ”
Oh no! I can't stop the theater in my head! Can't stop at all!
The lower abdomen is also on fire, and there is some kind of terrible commotion! Luckily, I was facing away from Qin and she couldn't see the front of my pants.
It is said that when men are facing death, they will have a strong desire to leave offspring, compared with Ai Shuqiao's earliest death threat to me, now I seem to have become more cranky!
Wait a minute, although the severity of my viral heart disease has decreased from time to time, it can be predicted for a long time, and I can't do strenuous exercise!
Exercising in bed can be considered strenuous exercise! What's more, it's a virgin's first bed exercise? If you die naked on Xiaoqin because of a heart attack...... This is the so-called "immediate stroke" in Chinese medicine!
What a terrible memory I want to leave for Celery! Xiaoqin may stubbornly think that she killed me!
What if you are so sad that you bite your tongue and kill yourself! My dad and Aunt Ren found the corpses of the two of us hugging each other "naked", what kind of expressions did they use to face them!
Not to mention among classmates and friends, my reputation in the gangster circle will be even more stinky! At that time, it will no longer be the word "scum leaf" that can be described!
"Because I don't pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, I killed my childhood sweetheart alive in bed, and I hung up immediately, I'm really a merry ghost......"
You're the merryman! Your whole family is a merry man! My starting point is good! I just want my childhood sweetheart to conceive my child......
No, no, no, let Xiaoqin conceive a child to avoid her martyrdom with me, it is too ghostly, and the failure rate is too high to be used as an alternative.
So, who am I going to keep the baby with...... No, how to give Xiaoqin the confidence to live? Even in case I hang up.
Pregnant! With the help of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, Xiaoqin realized that there was a problem with her way of doing things and wanted to correct it, so I will reshape Xiaoqin into a more sunny, more optimistic, more sympathetic, more considerate of others, in short, more likely to live a strong life after I hang up!
As for the method, I decided to do it and immediately figured it out! Using the method of "encouraging teaching", if Xiaoqin can not read shoujo manga for a week, I will pat her on the head. If Xiaoqin endures a week and doesn't play a prank, I'll hug her. If Xiaoqin does three good things to help others, I will kiss her face......
Even though it was all rewarded for physical contact, I didn't cross the line! Whether it's a childhood friend or a younger sister, you can do it!
Okay, the plan will be named "Righteous Sister Tune" Teaching Plan! Although it sounds a bit bad, it is actually a very noble plan. The inspiration probably came from the "Dog Tuning Guide" that the class leader bought in the bookstore, and that ...... Solemnly declare, I want to teach a good sister who is optimistic and optimistic, not a "sister dog"!
At this time, Xiaoqin's mobile phone rang, but it was my father calling.
It turned out that my father heard that I was awake and wanted to come and see me, but Aunt Ren was more fragile because of miscarriage depression and needed someone to accompany her, and my father wanted to ask Xiaoqin if she could come back to accompany her mother.
Xiaoqin very sensibly agreed to go back to accompany her mother and replaced my father.
When father and son met, I originally had a thousand words to say, but my father hugged me all of a sudden, and the wide embrace made me a little breathless, and his choked voice made me speechless and silent, so I had to respond to my father and hug him tighter.
After venting his feelings, my father wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and after the sentence "Fortunately, Xiaolin, you are fine, otherwise you would ......", and talked to me about a lot of miscellaneous things.
For example, the process of the rescue, how Amy lost her temper with the firefighters and the police, the other party saw that she was a foreigner and a minor, and how Amy's big bodyguard (referring to Peng Tous) did peace, said good things to the firefighters and police leaders, and after I was rescued, I specially instructed 004 and 005 to make two oversized pennants and give them to the fire department and the police station respectively, and brought a few boxes of Hawaiian fruits that looked inconspicuous but were actually very expensive.
Peng Tousi's speed of following the locals broke through the sky! China's human sophistication is so fast! Learn Chinese will Chinese, learn to pick locks, learn pickpocketing, learn medical skills...... Is there anything else in this world that you can't learn! You only have the specialty of being a professional killer to stand out from the crowd! You top student! You've learned so many things, and you're not going to let the scumbags live!
Dad specifically mentioned that the police captain is relatively young, and he is still a little handsome, after I was rescued, Peng Thos's enthusiasm for him is not like pretending, that kind of kindness from the heart, so that the captain because of the anger caused by being scolded by Amy has extinguished a lot.
"Ha Luha, maybe it's because there are firefighters next to you!" Dad joked to me.
It's nothing to do with firefighters! Peng Thos is close to the captain of the police brigade because the other party meets the standard of a "good man"! You dead of US imperialism! Let our people's policemen go!
Dad also mentioned that when the firefighters were searching a barren mountain, they were attacked by the monkeys because of the flashlight, which led to a spectacular scene of a human-monkey fight. Fortunately, no one was seriously injured, and the monkeys also threw down a baby monkey with albinism, and after the firefighters took the initiative to retreat, they did not have the intention of taking it back for a long time, so the fire captain took it home and kept it as a pet.
Bastard! Even monkeys are so irresponsible these days! Raise your own children! What is the reason for pushing it to human beings!
The most embarrassed father was embarrassed, and he also mentioned with a little sadness that all kinds of things happened to him and Aunt Ren the night before, what I said before.
After the last and the last, my father glanced at the window of the RV and saw that Dr. Yu was gone, so he asked me in confusion:
"Xiaolin, your squad leader, how did you know about me and your Aunt Ren?"
I pouted and said, "You two quarreled too loudly, and the squad leader went to visit your home at the hotel where you lived, and she heard it." ”
"I see," Dad suddenly realized, and after a while, he pondered the words and said, "Xiaolin, I think your squad leader seems to like you." ”
"What?" My brow was about to be squeezed out of the word "Chuan", "Dad, don't talk nonsense!" ”
Although since Xiaoqin's transfer, a lot of things have happened between me and the class leader in the past half semester, although there are many misunderstandings, but the impression I left on the class leader has gradually changed from "black sheep" to "there is still hope for salvation", and the class leader's favorability towards me has increased, which I know.
But all of a sudden, it increased to the level of "like me", and I still didn't have confidence, although I hugged and kissed together, slept with me, and even done such a bad thing as spanking, I still didn't have the confidence that the squad leader would like me.
"I didn't talk nonsense," Dad said unconvinced, "Although I was at a loss, I was reprimanded by your little squad leader, I feel very ashamed, and I won't have the face to be her father-in-law in the future......"
Don't classify the squad leader as your daughter-in-law! Your father-in-law, who sells adult products, no matter which girl marries into our family, will think that you are disrespectful to the old!
"I have proof," my father recalled on tiptoe, "When I first met her, she had tears on her face, and she cared about you to the same extent as a class leader to ordinary classmates, and I listened to her when I didn't go to the front line of search and rescue to cause chaos, but to take care of your Aunt Ren......"
"I seem to hear it through the door, and your little squad leader is crying more and more sad after I go out, as if he is still crying and texting on his mobile phone......"
Wait, wait! I seemed to suddenly understand that the squad leader had just heard a text message from Pooh's mobile phone, and he was suddenly frightened and blushing for something, and then ran away inexplicably!
There is a great possibility that after I fell into the trap, there was no signal on my mobile phone, and there was no progress in the search and rescue, and when everything fell into despair, the squad leader held the mentality of the last attempt, and held a similar mood to me writing a suicide note, and sent me the last text message!
The squad leader didn't know that my phone couldn't be turned on when it was out of power, so she must have thought that I had already read that text message!
What did the squad leader say in the text message, so she doesn't dare to face me now!
Difficult, is it really like what my father said, the squad leader has a good impression of me that is close to "like", and when my life is hanging by a thread, or even when I have been killed, I can't suppress my feelings, knowing that my mobile phone has no signal, and sent me the most outspoken sentence?
Could this be the legendary "SMS confession"? The squad leader now mistakenly thinks I've read the text message, so he's so red that he's too red to see me?
No, no, no, no! I've got to charge my phone up and see what that text message is about!