Chapter 0148 Dragon Boat Festival, one good news and one bad news

(Happy Dragon Boat Festival, folks, eat more brown seeds and more salted eggs, remember to leave one for Lao Shui...... )

"Hehe, Kyle give me your phone, let me talk."

Xu Xiaoyu wiped the tears that came out of his laughter, and stretched out his hand to Kyle Yuan, his mother is English illiterate, Kyle is a Chinese person, in the near future, he no longer has to worry about his mother giving birth to a BB to brainwash Kyle Eryuan.

"Auntie Xu wants to talk to you, I won't talk about it for now, let's talk next time, and we'll see you again."

Kyle said something in English into the phone, and regardless of whether Cai Lanfen understood it or not, she immediately stuffed the phone into Xu Xiaoyu's hand, as if it was not a mobile phone, but a hot mountain.

The phone changed hands, and she breathed a long sigh of relief, relieved, and at the same time worried about the gains and losses in her heart: how many points can she give to Xu's mother for her first impression? She barely understands Chinese, and Xu's mother doesn't know English, so she can't communicate with her at all, will she deny herself because of this?

said that marrying a daughter-in-law, even the language is not right, how can she not deny herself?!! How could she support Xu marrying herself?!!

Thinking of this, Kyle Yuan was even more worried, secretly regretting that she did not learn Chinese earlier, and at the same time made up her mind to spend more time and energy to learn Chinese in the future, and strive to communicate with Xu's mother as soon as possible, so as to change her impression of herself and make her recognize herself!!

"Mom, how are you talking?"

Xu Xiaoyu said into the phone with a smile on his face.

Cai Lanfen talked to her future daughter-in-law for the first time, and it turned out to be such an embarrassing scene. Originally, she also wanted to brainwash her foreign daughter-in-law, but who knew that even basic communication was a problem, which made Cai Lanfen very depressed.

At this moment, when he heard Xu Xiaoyu's gloating laughter, he immediately scolded: "Xu Xiaoyu, you stinky boy, your ass is itchy and you owe pumps, aren't you?!" ”

"Quack, what if it's itchy, you come and pump me." Xu Xiaoyu smiled even more, seeing that his mother's 'conspiracy' was frustrated, his heart was crooked.

"Okay, you kid is still the opposite. The old lady is here to write down a hundred ass boards for you. Wait for you to go home next time, see if I don't beat your two legs! Cai Lanfen pretended to be angry and said, in fact, she felt very warm in her heart for making this kind of joke with her son.

The mother and son are arguing. Eight hundred rounds of non-concessional battles. Xu Xiaoyu said: "Okay, Mom." Let's get down to business, did you find anything on the phone call with Kyle just now? ”

"Of course." Cai Lanfen seemed to know what Xu Xiaoyu had in mind. He said angrily: "I found that my future foreign daughter-in-law is so beautiful and charming, graceful, filial and considerate, empathetic, virtuous and beautiful, and can go to the hall and enter the kitchen......"

Cai Lanfen put almost all the words praising the girls.

Xu Xiaoyu said with a smile: "Mom, you are so amazing, you haven't officially met Kyle Eryuan, and you haven't officially communicated with her, so you have discovered all her advantages, admire and admire." ”

Cai Lanfen reprimanded: "You kid has a little pig with a green onion in his nose - pretending to be an elephant, say what you want to say directly to the old lady, and if you beat around the bush, the old lady will give you another hundred ass boards." ”

"Mom, don't get excited, it's not good to be excited, it's not good for your body, in fact, my son is also thinking about you." Xu Xiaoyu was not afraid of the old mother's scare at all, and went around again, and then said with a smile: "You have experienced it yourself just now, and the conversation between you and Kai Eryuan is like a chicken and a duck." So, if I marry Kyle, think about how painful it will be for you to think about the years ahead?! ”

"Hmph, don't think I don't know your Sima Zhao's heart." Cai Lanfen snorted and said, "You don't have to worry about this, the old lady has her own solution." ”

"Okay, let's not talk about that, then." Xu Xiaoyu wanted to persuade her mother to stop thinking about her foreign daughter-in-law, so as to put aside the thought of holding her grandson, and it would be tantamount to nonsense to talk about it again, so she had to pout helplessly and asked, "What's going on with Dashun, why is his mobile phone down?" ”

Cai Lanfen said: "Dashun's previous mobile phone was lost, and he got a new one, this is his new number, you remember ......"

Xu Xiaoyu wrote down Wu Dashun's phone number and asked, "Would Dashun and his mother want to come to the United States together?" ”

Cai Lanfen said: "Her mother doesn't want to come, it's too far away." Dashun wanted to come, but her mother disagreed, saying that he would not find her a daughter-in-law, would not let her hold her grandson, not only would he not be allowed to go home, but he would also not be allowed to go abroad. ”

"Alas, Aunt Yanju is thinking about the rhythm of her daughter-in-law and grandson, poor Dashun!" Xu Xiaoyu lamented the plight of the dead party, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he said: "By the way, Mom, you and Aunt Yanju go to talk about your future foreign daughter-in-law, and make sure that she agrees to Dashun to come to the United States." ”

Cai Lanfen said: "The next time you go back to China, bring Kai Eryuan with you, isn't it more convincing to speak with the facts." ”

"Can you try to talk about it first?"

"Then I'll try it first."

The mother and son chatted for a few more minutes and hung up the phone.

Kyle had been paying attention to the dynamics nervously, and immediately asked nervously, "Xu, what did your mother say about me?" What was my impression of her? ”

"She said that you are beautiful and charming, graceful, filial and considerate, empathetic, virtuous and beautiful, in the hall and in the kitchen......" Xu Xiaoyu repeated the praise words used by his mother like a repeater.

Kyle was surprised and delighted, believing and skeptical: "Really? Xu, you didn't lie to me? ”

"If you don't believe me, you can ask my mother to go, take it, give you the phone, and you call her." Xu Xiaoyu jokingly handed the phone to Kyle Yuan.

"Xu you are necrotic, I know that I can't speak Chinese, and you deliberately came to squeeze me." Kyle glared at him, his pink fist slamming him on the chest.

Next, Xu Xiaoyu made a phone call to Wu Dashun, and this time he got through.

The two brothers chatted about their recent situation and some interesting things around them, and then talked about Wu Dashun's coming to the United States.

"Xiaoyu, you melon baby, you actually asked me to learn English, what are your intentions!! It's not that you don't know the way, brother, when I was studying, the most annoying class was English class! Wu Dashun muttered and recited the oil poem that was more popular than the three hundred Tang poems on campus: "I am Chinese, why bother learning foreign languages, learning ABC, and going home to pick a dustpan!" ”

Xu Xiaoyu knows that this thing doesn't like to learn, and he hates learning English, and he doesn't bother to waste saliva with him.

The brothers chatted for a long time, and after hanging up, Xu Xiaoyu boiled a decoction for the two old men to drink, and helped them to lie upstairs. Immediately, Xu Xiaoyu Kaieryuan and Qin Weiwei also finished washing up and entered the room to practice or rest, whether the two of them rolled the sheets or not, only they knew the way.

Nothing was said all night.

When he got up the next morning, Kyle and Qin Weiwei worked together to make breakfast, Xu Xiaoyu boiled medicine for old John Ann Lina, and then he made a cameo appearance as a cowboy again.

With such a good helper as Erba Niu, it is very smooth.

Xu Xiaoyu didn't go to Lake Tahoe to watch the dragon boat race today, but in the morning, he went to the city and picked up some brown salted eggs from the Piaoxiang breakfast store. This is bigger than the Dragon Boat Festival, and these festive foods must be eaten.

Salted eggs are very ordinary, but the taste of the brown is very good, even better than the steamed buns in the Piaoxiang breakfast shop, and the amount of vegetables and vegetables watered by the space water added to it is not small.

The crowd was full of praise.

At noon, Liu Hanwu called, and the fat fat shouted excitedly: "Brother, there is two good and bad news, do you want to hear the good news first, or the bad news first?" ”

"Brother Liu, if you don't say it, I also know it." Xu Xiaoyu smiled: "The good news is that the food in our breakfast shop is very popular on the shores of Lake Tahoe, and foodies are vying for it. The bad news is that the Reno dragon boat team is hanging up again, and it may be the second in the millennium again...... Brother Liu, am I right? ”

Liu Hanwu patted his thigh and said, "Oops! Brother, you guessed the slightest, it's just a half-immortal! Why don't I call you Xu Banxian in the future! ”

"Go." Xu Xiaoyu rolled his eyes and said, "What's the matter, aren't you excited that your dragon boat team has lost again?" ”

"I saw it, it's the life of being the second thousand-year-old, there's nothing to be excited about." Liu Hanwu said: "Moreover, compared with the success of the food in our breakfast restaurant, this matter is a hair...... It's a pity that you didn't come to the scene, the scene of our booth, that guy, was surrounded by thirty floors inside and thirty floors outside, the rain couldn't pour in, the water couldn't leak, and the popularity was overwhelming......"

During the Dragon Boat Festival, Xu Xiaoyu spent time at Jinshan Ranch, and for the next two days, he still stayed here, accompanied by Kyle Yuan.

Qin Weiwei left with mixed feelings, and she took all kinds of vegetables and soil from the vegetable field south of the ranch, she didn't give up until the Yellow River.

In a flash, it was another two days, and under the careful care of Xu Xiaoyu and Kai Eryuan, the physical weakness of the two old men was greatly improved, and they could even ride horses in the pasture, of course, they couldn't bear to gallop on horseback.

On this day, Liu Hanwu called again, and happily told Xu Xiaoyu that the business of Piaoxiang Breakfast House has gone further, and even many people from other cities in Nevada have specially driven over to buy it, and at the same time, there is another member in the breakfast restaurant's breakfast list - that is Brown!

In addition, after two or three days of dullness in the first two or three days of opening, Xiangxiang Tianxia's business began to boom as expected, which can be described as booming. On the other hand, the Devil's Restaurant has a declining number of customers.

The employees of the restaurant are becoming more and more active and confident, especially Xiao Da Kitchen Knife, who is simply as excited as drinking dog blood, every day from opening to closing, either waving a spoon or dancing a knife, as if he will never know how to be tired. (To be continued......)