In Aunt Ren's disdainful eyes, Dad dialed Director Cao's phone.

"Lao Cao, I'm in the same trouble as you, can you help me find a way?"

Director Cao replied very interestingly:

"No problem! You take a piece of paper and write it down! The most haode clinic for the treatment of genital warts is at No. 47 Tonghu Road......"

"It's not genital warts!" In front of Aunt Ren, my father was almost embarrassed, "It's anti-pornography!" I was blocked by the anti-pornography brigade! ”

The other side of the phone was stunned for a moment, "Boss Ye, you are not real enough!" The last time I asked you to go to the foot-washing house, you didn't go, and as a result, you were out hunting wild food? Let me tell you, calling a chicken is also about science......"

Dad hurriedly interrupted before he could spit out more filthy remarks: "It's not what you think, I've been wronged!" Anyway, you hurry up and help me find a way, that, the president of our HHH club, isn't it hand and eye to the sky? Can you please help me out? ”

Director Cao hesitated for a while, "Actually, I was also arrested by the anti-pornography team a few days ago, and the president just fished me out, so it's a bit too frequent to beg him so quickly, right?" The president should think that the HHH club is a womanizer......"

"Nonsense! He himself is the president of this association, doesn't he know that his subordinates are all womanizers! The father, who accidentally yelled loudly, soon regretted Aunt Ren's smiling expression, "Anyway, I'm in a very embarrassing situation now, you tell the president, if he can save me, I won't forget his old man's kindness!" ”

Director Cao sighed helplessly, "Okay, okay, I'll trouble the president again, but your last A'V comment made the president not very satisfied, and you have to change it in the future." ”

"Huh? Where is my comment badly written? Is it too literary? ”

"That's not true, the president admires your literary talent, but ah, you used a joke in it about the Korean people having no food, don't use it again in the future."

Although my father didn't understand how satirizing North Korea made the chairman unhappy, the situation was urgent at that time, so he agreed.

Half an hour later, the deputy captain of the anti-pornography brigade knocked on the door and came into the house, respectfully to his father and Aunt Ren, and took all the responsibility on his side, and even promised to take responsibility for the losses suffered by the TV station, and the whole matter was solved in such a clear way.

Aunt Ren didn't show any special gratitude to her father for this.

"Hmph, it's a friend who used to look for flowers and ask willows with you, right? Sure enough, men are all the same! I knew that I would be rescued by such a filthy person, I might as well call the old man and admit my mistake! ”

Aunt Ren once again handed over my salary to my father, and left in the darker and darker night.

In fact, for me, who has a bank account in an online store, the disposable money is far more than 2,000 yuan, so my dad just sent me a text message to congratulate me on my first photogenic appearance, hoping that I would sell myself more good things to celebrate, and then deposit the 2,000 yuan into the bank account.

So in the end, Aunt Ren insisted on handing over the minor's salary to the guardian, but she only let herself be blocked by the anti-pornography brigade and got angry.

Soon it was Monday.

As soon as the national flag-raising ceremony was held, I saw Xiong Yaoyue set up a table full of dolls like a small landlord, and beckoned other girls to come to her to collect them.

Xiong Yaoyue crossed Erlang's legs and knocked on the edge of the table with a steel ruler, "Hey, hey, hey, the doll is a big gift!" Quantities are limited, first come, first served! As long as any girl is willing to call me 'husband', she can pick a doll and go! ”

At this time, the squad leader went to a weekly meeting, and no one cared about her, so she felt that there were no tigers in the mountains and the monkey was called the king.

At first, no one was embarrassed to take it, but the big horn that was not afraid of heaven and earth walked over, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he picked a naughty monkey doll.

"Give me this!" After taking the big horn, she turned around and wanted to leave, but Xiong Yaoyue grabbed her.

"Hey! Call your husband, call your husband! Xiong Yaoyue walked without relenting and without amplifying the horn.

The big horn pouted, "You want me to be so fat?" ”

"How not! I'm the one who opened the harem, and it's not taboo to be fat and thin! You call me husband! You don't call my husband, don't try to take that monkey away! ”

"The devil wants you to be your husband! You don't think I'm fat, I still think you're black! ”

"What's wrong with the black? Black is a sign of health! If you don't want to call me husband, you can call me husband! ”

"It's even more disgusting than the original! I just want to take it for nothing, whatever! ”

"You...... You affectionate woman! It turns out that you approached me just for this monkey ......"

"Who's approaching you! What kind of pity do you pretend to be abandoned! Let go of my hands! You have suffered a thousand cuts! ”

"Huh? The one who suffered a thousand cuts is also an alias for her husband, well, even if you get through the trick! Next! ”

After the big speaker, there are really girls who are greedy for a little cheap and go to Xiong Yaoyue to pick out dolls, and everyone said something in Xiong Yaoyue's ears after picking them, it is estimated that they really called their husbands, and Xiong Yaoyue was as beautiful as the emperor in the harem TV series.

Some boys were envious, jealous and hateful of Xiong Yaoyue's treatment, and said sourly:

"If I buy a bunch of dolls, will the girls call me husband? If the school committee asks me to kiss my husband again, I will die without regrets! ”

PHS, who was sitting behind him, poured cold water on him, "Don't dream, it's because Xiaoxiong is a girl that everyone is willing to call her husband, and even so, Gong Caicai didn't come to get the doll!" ”

I noticed that the commotion caused by Xiong Yaoyue also made Gong Caicai look back repeatedly, and she seemed to be a little interested in what dolls were on the table, but with her introverted personality, it was impossible to call Xiong Yaoyue's husband in front of the public, so until the doll was separated, she only looked at it twice and didn't take any action.

As a result, after the first class, Xiong Yaoyue jumped to Gong Caicai's table, took out a "pea shooter" doll from behind, and stuffed it into Gong Caicai's hand with a smile on her face.

"Hahahahaha~~~~~ how can I forget my queen of the main palace? The widow is not a merciless emperor! Don't you like plants? Take it, don't thank you! ”

Gong Caicai looked at the pea shooter with a strong knock-off color in his hand, and showed an unnatural smile, "This...... The plants I like are the ones that don't hit people, and I can't...... I won't call your husband ......."

"It's okay, it's okay!" Xiong Yaoyue patted Gong Caicai's little shoulder aggressively, and each time she slapped the other party on the table shorter, "The pea shooter is fighting zombies and not people!" And even if you and I don't have the name of husband and wife, we have already been husband and wife, so you don't have to accept this little gift politely! ”

Gong Caicai muttered in a low voice: "Who, who has a husband and wife with you...... Husband and wife ......" blushed halfway through the sentence and couldn't continue.

Xiaoqin watched the whole process, but she didn't seem to show more interest than the Chinese textbook in her hand.

"Don't you like dolls?" I'm a little weird.

"I like it!" Xiaoqin immediately replied, "All the heroines of shoujo manga love dolls!" How could I not like it! ”

After a moment of conversation, he said: "But I will only like the doll that Ye Lin gave me!" Isn't accepting other people's dolls casually a woman who has become a water-based poplar? ”

It's not as serious as you say, is it? And if you casually accept the doll as a water-based Yang Hua, then Xiong Yaoyue, who casually gives a doll to someone else, will not be counted as abusive?

"And, ah, I've been thinking about something more important lately......" Qin fiddled with the pencil in her hand, looking thoughtful.

"-I think my attributes are too one-dimensional."

What? Do you think you're a comic book character? What more attributes do you want? Does red have horns for triple?

"I, except for being Ye Lin's childhood sweetheart, I don't have any attributes that can attract people's attention......"

Says who? Aren't you the twenty-fourth generation heir to Murder Fist? Isn't such a strong attribute of violence enough to attract attention?

"Recently, I added the girl comic QQ group,A lot of people say that the wind direction has changed now.,It used to be an advantage of the childhood sweetheart attribute,Now it's become a disadvantage.,Now it's a disadvantage.,Now the childhood sweethearts are used to abandon......"

No matter how the style of shoujo manga changes, you and my childhood sweethearts definitely didn't make any good impression on me! This is a disadvantage for you!

Xiao Qin said and clenched her pink fist, "So, oh, I want to add some more attributes to myself!" I don't want my character to be any more thin! ”

You're a thin bird! When you beat someone up in a blackened state, your moves are very imposing!

And does the attribute mean that it can be increased if it is increased? Do you want to keep your hair long and label it as "black and straight" like the squad leader? But that will make your character image weaker! If the characters overlap, it's a big failure of the screenwriter, don't you know!

"Huhu, I'm not going to try to change my physical attributes, it's too risky! I've been studying shoujo manga for so many years, and I've found a quick way! ”

"That is, a special interest and hobby! Whether it's painting or music! As long as you have that, you will have an extra attribute that is equivalent to picking up for nothing! ”

"So after considering the final result, I decided to develop some other hobbies besides Ye Lin!"

Hey, hey, do I love haode? It's better to quit me as soon as possible, I'm harmful to the girl's body!

"Hmph~~~" Xiaoqin put her mouth behind the textbook and let out a sinister laugh, "Since I've read shoujo manga for many years and have so much experience, why don't I aspire to become a cartoonist from now on!" ”

Stop dreaming! At your level of drawing people like potatoes and carrots, you're farther away from a cartoonist than from Earth to Pluto!