Section 1280 Xu Xian's little prank

After entering the door, there is a two-square-meter entrance.

After changing their shoes and walking into the living room, Li Jingyuan and Jessica looked at the layout of the new house. It's the same as other modern homes, but it's a little more spacious. The kitchen is at the innermost, separated from the living room by a single counter, and on the other side of the living room, there is a large floor-to-ceiling window that connects to a balcony outside.

With a box in hand, it's not very convenient to visit. Because the oven in the box is a gift, it is not good to put it directly in the kitchen before Xu Xian and Zheng Yonghe have seen it. Therefore, Li Jingyuan just put the box on the table that connected the living room and the kitchen.

"Brother, you and Jessica's senior sit down for a while, and I'll pour you some drinks." Zheng Ronghe also followed Li Jingyuan's example, and put the two bags containing ingredients in his hand on the table, and then immediately turned around and went to the refrigerator and took out two bottles of drinks from them.

"Rong and OPPA, I'll come." was still talking to Jessica, but after hearing Zheng Yonghe's words, Xu Xian also stood up.

Serving drinks and snacks to guests should have been done by Seo Hyun, who was his wife. As soon as she got up, Jessica didn't suspect it.

In fact, Xu Xian forgot her duty as a 'wife', she just implemented the plan that she had discussed with Zheng Ronghe at the beginning.

After entering the kitchen, Xu Xian pretended to have an expression that he had just remembered, and then started to rummage through the cabinet to find a cup. Turning to Jessica and Li Jingyuan, he suggested, "Sister, OPPA, we only bought two interesting cups two days ago. If you pour something into it and drink it, it will taste different, do you want to try it? ”

If someone else from Girls' Generation asked this, such as Yoona or Suyoung, Lee Kyung-won and Jessica would definitely have some suspicions when they heard it. However, the person who asked this now was Xu Xian, who was usually the most well-behaved, so naturally the two didn't think much about it.

"Okay." Believed Xu Xian's words. Jessica was a little curious, and didn't think much about it, just nodded and said she wanted to give it a try.

At this time. Xu Xian had already found two strangely shaped cups from the cabinet. It's not the usual cylindrical shape, but a beaker with a conical bottom and a thin tube on top, like the one used in experiments.

The mouth of the cup is relatively small, so the action of pouring the drink should not be too large. It took a while. Xu Xian and Zheng Ronghe carefully poured the two drinks and brought them up.

"Here, this is a matching straw, be sure to use this to drink." When Jessica picked up the cup and looked at it a few times, and was about to try it, Xu Xian handed over a plastic straw. Although the material and appearance of the straw looked ordinary, because it was Xu Xian who said it, Jessica still believed her words and took the straw.

With a small sip, the drink flowed down the tube into his mouth. The taste on the tip of the tongue is quite good. However, it tastes different from any of the drinks on the market, and I think it is too novel and strange. Jessica couldn't help but frown and began to think about it in her head.

Jessica's expression changed only slightly, and she didn't make a sound, and her overall reaction seemed to be very quiet. Looking at Li Jingyuan, who picked up the cup and took a sip at the same time, his reaction was very different.

Although the amount of sucking into his mouth was not much, it was a small amount of drink, and it exploded with great power in Li Jingyuan's mouth. The taste is very weird, 108,000 miles away from 'delicious', if it weren't for Li Jingyuan's endurance is not bad, if he doesn't want to dirty the ground, just the moment the tip of his tongue touches the drink, it is enough for him to squirt the drink directly.

"Gash ~~~! Phew~~! It was like an electric shock and bounced up from the sofa, and rushed to the washing sink in the kitchen with three steps and two steps, spit out the drink in his mouth and quickly rinsed it several times, Li Jingyuan was a little calmer: "What is this??" How does it feel like drinking aged foot wash? ”

"Huh? No way? I obviously followed the instructions. Seeing Li Jingyuan's reaction, Xu Xian's eyes actually showed a smile, but when Li Jingyuan began to complain, she still pretended to be surprised.

"Are you sure?" looked at Xu Xian's expression, well, obviously there were still some strange smells left in his mouth, but because Xu Xian's expression was too 'pure', Li Jingyuan unconsciously dispelled his suspicions about her.

Although he didn't doubt Xu Xian, Li Jingyuan was not stupid enough to take another sip. picked up the cup again, leaned over to the small opening and sniffed it several times, and after being washed away by the choking smell, the memories in Li Jingyuan's mind were finally opened.

"Ah~~!" Putting down the cup, picking up the drink bottle that Zheng Ronghe took out of the refrigerator, opening the lid and sniffing it a few times, Li Jingyuan finally confirmed the situation. In the next second, he yelled at the 'sweet potato CP': "Xu Xian~!" Ronghe~! More than half of the jade tendon fish juice is added to it~! You two have itchy skin, right? ”

Seeing Li Jingyuan's thunderous appearance after finding the answer, Xu Xian and Zheng Yonghe put away their acting skills, and laughed happily while high-fiveing to celebrate the success of the prank.

"Jade tendon fish juice?" Of the four, only Jessica was a little confused. looked at Li Jingyuan, and then looked at the 'sweet potato CP' who was about to be paralyzed by laughter, and she unconsciously picked up her cup and took another sip.

Well, thinking that the drinks were served together, Jessica thought that the recipe for her cup was the same as Li Jingyuan's. But in retrospect, although the taste she had just drunk was a little strange, it was not unpleasant, which made her little head a little unable to turn around.

"Sister, don't worry, your tongue is fine. How could I give you a cup of something you can't drink? Seeing Jessica's move again, Seo Hyun smiled and explained to her.

Although she was talking to Jessica. But the person who really stimulated Xu Xian's words was Li Jingyuan, and he couldn't hold back, so he pointed at Xu Xian and shouted: "What?? You say 'can't drink'? Ah~~~! You yourself said you can't drink it, why do you want me to drink it? Am I not human? ”

"No, no, I mean, not for the average person. OPPA, you're not an ordinary person. "Usually unintentionally. Because the way of speaking is too one-size-fits-all, Xu Xian did not make his sisters depressed. But this time, although it is also organized. But Xu Xian didn't mean it. After a slight pause, she continued, "OPPA, don't you know the way?" You're a superman to us. Sister Sika. Are you right? Rong and OPPA, what do you say? ”

Li Jingyuan was just tricked, and he didn't really suffer a big loss, so Jessica naturally didn't have to speak for him too seriously. Besides, Jessica is just not good at leading the atmosphere and taking the initiative to create lively scenes, which doesn't mean that she doesn't like to watch the excitement, so. After Xu Xian asked, she immediately 'betrayed' Li Jingyuan. He nodded vigorously.

As for Zheng Ronghe, of course, he nodded again and again. First, it is because in any way, Lee Kyung-won could have been regarded as a superman, at least, this is what Zheng Yong-ho and the other three members of CNblue think. And the second reason is not to mention, Xu Xian's words, can he not follow suit?

is serious about crooked reasoning, and Xu Xian is saying it. In such a situation, even Li Jingyuan couldn't cope with it, and he really didn't know how to complain, and he could only give up the investigation in the end.

Of course, if you don't retaliate, you won't retaliate, Li Jingyuan still wants to figure out the cause and effect of the matter. Sitting back on the sofa, not caring that there were 'sweet potato CP' and 'I knot' cameras on the side, Li Jingyuan naturally took the cup that Jessica had just drunk, and took a sip of the drink in the cup with the straw she had held, covering up the strange smell that remained behind the mouth at the very least, and then turned to Zheng Ronghe and asked, "Ronghe, why did you think of playing a prank?" Was it your idea? ”

Not only because Xu Xian's personality is too well-behaved, but also because he recalled the things that he had seen from 'My Knot' before crossing over to 'Sweet Potato CP', Li Jingyuan naturally regarded Zheng Ronghe as the first object of suspicion. It's not because Zheng Yonghe's nature is too naughty, but because in Li Jingyuan's memory, the interaction between the two of 'sweet potato CP' is generally guided by Zheng Yonghe, while Xu Xian passively accepts.

"Not me." As soon as Li Jingyuan asked, Zheng Ronghe immediately shook his head unexpectedly, and after seeing Li Jingyuan's disbelieving expression, Zheng Ronghe shouted louder: "Brother, it's really not me." Today's matter was really proposed by Xu Xian. ”

Zheng Yonghe was very sincere when he defended himself, while Xu Xian laughed at Mimi on the side and didn't talk. Seeing this situation, Li Jingyuan had to believe Zheng Ronghe's words. The reason is very simple, Xu Xian's girl doesn't have a good habit of carrying the black pot for others, if it is really not her idea, she will definitely refute it at this time, at the very least, she must first show a surprised expression because of Zheng Ronghe's 'planting'.

"Really?" Not only Li Jingyuan, but even Jessica looked at Xu Xian curiously.

"Hey, hey." Although Xu Xian also has a little bit of a black belly, she has never taken the lead in pranks before, so when this time the matter was really exposed, this girl was still a little embarrassed.

Xu Xian stuck out his tongue slightly, folded his hands and made an apologetic gesture towards Li Jingyuan. This little action has a little coquettish feeling, not only Li Jingyuan and Jessica, who are familiar with her, think it is cute, but Zheng Yonghe is a little stunned.

"Come on, what the hell do you think~." There was no kung fu, or she didn't pay attention to Zheng Yonghe at all, and after seeing Xu Xian's admission, Jessica immediately asked with some curiosity.

"Didn't my sisters always say that they wanted me to be lively~." Showing a somewhat shy smile, Xu Xian explained: "Sister, do you remember the "Two Days and One Night" we watched together a few days ago? At that time, when I saw Hudong OPPA and them being rectified in the show, didn't Sister Yun'er say that she wanted to play it again? At that time. I was reminded, it just so happens that today is the Wenju feast. Everybody's coming, and I'm thinking I'll play it today. ”

"Speaking of which, it's because Yun'er reminded you with a word~." Crooked his mouth, Li Jingyuan said hatefully: "Wait a while, that girl will come over too, right?" Hmph, you must take revenge~. ”

Speak of the devil. As soon as Yun'er was mentioned here, the doorbell rang, and on the other side of the door. There was also a faint sound of calling the door, listening to the sound, it seemed to be Yun'er's.

If the person who comes is a member of CNblue. Zheng Yonghe may not be so active. But now the person who came is a member of Girls' Generation, and the situation is different. Although it has not only been done once on music programs, this time, the members of Girls' Generation appeared as Seo Hyun-niang's family. I can't help but be nervous.

"I'll open the door~." Zheng Yonghe almost 'bounced' from the ground. In the next second, he was already at the gate, put on his shoes and greeted him.

Xu Xian also followed, but Li Jingyuan and Jessica did not move, and they were still sitting in the living room. Seeing Zheng Yonghe and Xu Xian go to greet the guests one after the other, really like a newlywed, Li Jingyuan and Jessica glanced at each other, and naturally showed a smile.

"Yo~. Rong son-in-law~! Hello~! ”

"Oh, isn't this our eldest family? What do you think. Do you feel happy living with your husband? ”

"Needless to say, didn't you see Xu Xian's face smiling so happily? If you are not happy, how can you have this expression. ”

"What, I'm laughing because my sisters came~."

"Huh? So you mean to say that you are not happy with your son-in-law? ”

"No, ouch, Sister Fany~!"

There was a cacophony at the door, and it sounded very lively. Although I didn't see what the situation was, just listening to these contents, the two people who stayed in the living room and didn't get up were enough to imagine what kind of scene it was.

"There's another couple here~!" After a while, everyone entered the house, and Xiao T at the front went to the living room first, and after seeing Li Jingyuan and Jessica, she shouted to the people behind.

"Another couple? Where? I was curious because of Xiao T's words, but when I came in and found out that it was an acquaintance, the girls were not so excited: "Cut, it turned out to be Sika and OPPA, when did you come over?" ”

"Shortly after arriving." There are a total of five people who came in this wave, namely Taeyeon, Yoona, Little T, Hyoyeon, and Suyoung. raised his hand and said hello to Yun'er, who was talking to him, and Li Jingyuan continued to ask: "What, what about the other two?" Why didn't Soon-gyu and Yoori come? ”

"Yuli went to yoga class early in the morning, and the phone couldn't get through, so we sent Sunny as a representative to find her, so she should be coming over soon." The five girls didn't come empty-handed, and like Li Jingyuan, they also brought some gifts. While answering Li Jingyuan's words, he put down the gift casually, and Xiao T sat down next to Jessica. It just so happened that she was a little thirsty, and she saw the strange cup with a straw in front of Jessica, and without thinking too much, the girl just picked it up, wanting to take a sip of the drink to moisten her throat.

"Wait a minute~, that's ......."

"What?" Li Jingyuan had just started, and Xiao T had already put the tube in his mouth.

"That's the tube I just drank ......." In fact, I didn't plan to continue, but it would be a little embarrassing to stop suddenly, and after touching his nose, Li Jingyuan still glanced at Jessica with a smile, and then told the truth.

"Huh? Isn't it Sika's? ”

"It's Sika's, but I drank it just now."

looked at Jessica, and then at Li Jingyuan, Xiao T was stunned for a few seconds. Then, she made an answer that made Zheng Ronghe a little surprised: "Forget it, what's the big deal, OPPA is not an outsider." ”

"That's it, it's not the first time anyway." Xiao T's words were unexpected enough, and Yun'er's answer was even more 'explosive'.

Not only did Zheng Ronghe turn his gaze and sit by the wall, but the VJs of several 'I knot' program groups who were in charge of filming the show also turned their cameras and focused on Yun'er.

"Not for the first time?" After the girls entered, Jessica spoke for the first time. Although the matter is not big, as Li Jingyuan's 'fiancΓ©e', Jessica will inevitably be a little jealous, and the tone of her voice when she speaks is somewhat 'unkind'.

Yuna hasn't answered yet, and she doesn't know how she will answer. Looking at Jessica's expression again, Li Jingyuan couldn't help but feel a little nervous and anxious. Well, Jessica's this is also an alternative non-hit, a 'shock' sensation.

"Of course it's not the first time. Do you think, when we go to OPPA when we are old, when we eat, when we drink water, when we move our mouths, there are so many times, can't we encounter this situation once? (To be continued......)