Chapter 0031: Old John's Cheekiness

Old John was defeated, but he didn't hang his head, he winked at Xu Xiaoyu and said, "Xu, I'm going to repair the machine now, you can help me." ”

Xu Xiaoyu originally planned to take advantage of the situation that he was a 'cow' to pursue and persuade An Lina. In other words, if it is domestic artificially bred rabbit meat, it doesn't matter if you eat it or not, anyway, no matter how you get it, it will taste like that.

But at present, the environmental protection of Jinshan Ranch is excellent, the grass is tender and juicy, and there is no doubt that the meat quality of the wild rabbit is also excellent!

Thinking about the wonderful braised rabbit meat, thinking about An Linna's nonsense reason, how can Xu Xiaoyu be willing to give up?

Getting the hint from Old John's eyes, Xu Xiaoyu understood that he must discuss with him how to crusade against An Lina, so he didn't say anything more to An Lina, and followed Old John to the special mechanical room of the ranch.

Old John took a look outside the house and saw that An Lina didn't come with him, so he said to Xu Xiaoyu: "Xu, An Lina used to eat rabbit meat. ”

"Did Ning stop eating after he came?" Xu Xiaoyu guessed that it was true that John Sr. and An Lina's real understanding of Chinese culture and their love for Chinese food began at that time.

"Xu, you're so smart." Old John complimented him, and then said, "But there is another reason, you know, we Americans slaughter animals, and we cut off the obvious parts of the animal, such as claws, heads, ears, tails, these things are almost not eaten by Americans...... We do this because most of us Americans are devout God's people......"

Hearing Old John say this, Xu Xiaoyu smiled disdainfully: You Americans don't eat parts with obvious animal characteristics, where does it have to do with believing in God! It is clear that you Americans are deceiving yourself and others, engaging in self-psychological suggestion, implying that you are not eating animal corpses, but just pure meat!

Old John continued: "An Lina is the most devout of God's people, and she learned about the Chinese zodiac culture from Ning, and knew that she herself was a rabbit, so she stopped eating rabbits, and at the same time forbade me to eat them...... If everyone is her kind of ideology, and you say that we Americans can't live without beef for a day, then how can people like you live with cattle? ”

"Hehe, John, I'm not a cow, I'm a dragon! Chinese Dragon! Xu Xiaoyu said with a smile.

Old John was stunned for a moment, then had an epiphany, and teased: "Oh, Xu, it turns out that you are a cow and deliberately made it up to squeeze An Lina, you are so bad!" ”

"John, you're a typical monk laughing bald donkey." Xu Xiaoyu gave Old John a roll of his eyes, and then teased him: "Who was originally a mouse, and suddenly he is a sheep?" ”

Old John touched his head, why did he forget about this stubble, and smiled a little embarrassedly: "Okay, my fault, let's get down to business...... Xu, you don't know, in the past few years, watching the fat rabbits in the pasture run all over the ground, but they can see but not fight, let alone eat, I really feel uncomfortable! ”

"I think you're sick in your stomach, and even worse in your mouth." Xu Xiaoyu unceremoniously exposed his mask of hypocrisy.

"Please Xu, you are a Chinese, have you forgotten the subtlety of you Chinese?" Taken aback again, Old John's face turned red and he rolled his eyes at Xu Xiaoyu.

"John, you are only allowed to set fires to the governors, and not to light lamps to the people. In other words, you are only allowed to laugh at me, but I am not allowed to laugh at you, which is very unfair and unkind. Xu Xiaoyu said with a smile, this is also the usual style of American political axes.

"Okay, okay, I've lost you." After being deflated one after another, Old John knew that he was by no means Xu Xiaoyu's opponent in the battle of tongues, so he decisively raised his hand in surrender, and suddenly he lowered his voice and said, "Xu, how does the rabbit meat you made, how does it taste?" ”

"How? Even if you eat it, you still want to eat, and the more you eat, the more you want to eat. Xu Xiaoyu is full of confidence, he does very little rabbit meat, but cooking skills, like weapons and kung fu, are all over the place.

"That's going to do it." Old John licked his lips, his eyes lit up, and he looked at Xu Xiaoyu expectantly and said, "Whether you can eat rabbit meat in the future, I can count on you." ”

Xu Xiaoyu smiled: "What can you do?" ”

"It's actually very easy, I'll find a reason later, ask Anlena to go out with me, you cook at home, just let go and slaughter the rabbit you caught this morning." Old John has the virtue of an old god in the rivers and lakes, with a wicked smile on his face, and his appearance is indescribably obscene.

"Chop before play? Alena won't settle accounts with me, will she? Xu Xiaoyu expressed concern that if he had an unpleasant quarrel with An Lina because of this matter, it would be very uneconomical.

"Of course not, you don't know how much Anlena likes you, and besides, she's still your disciple. It's such a small matter, how can she settle accounts with you? ”

Old John patted his chest, his eyes dripped, as if he thought of something, and said, "Oh, but one thing is very important, that is, you must make the rabbit meat taste very delicious, and before eating, don't let her know that she is eating rabbit meat...... When she likes it, and even becomes obsessed with the taste of rabbit meat, then everything is no longer a problem. ”

"What a plan you have, John! Your Excellency the President of the United States, if you are not invited to be the chief of staff, it is really a great waste of talent. Xu Xiaoyu praised with his thumb, but he slandered in his heart: Your old man is really unkind, push me to the line of fire, let me bear the risk alone, but he himself is sitting in the rear and enjoying the success!

"That's it." Old John stroked the gray beard under his chin and nodded sneeringly, but he actually received Xu Xiaoyu's big tall hat.

Xu Xiaoyu was speechless, and now he has seen the cheekiness of the old man John.

Conspired, and the two went out of the mechanical room.

It was still early, and old John put Ann Lina in the car on the grounds that he hadn't bought her beautiful new clothes and shoes for a while, and hadn't given her beautiful hand ornaments.

"Xu, today's noon meal, I'm sorry for you, see you at noon." Old John's romance made An Lina as shy and excited as a little girl, and she sat in the passenger seat and waved goodbye to Xu Xiaoyu.

"XU, LET'S GO, BAY." The plan succeeded, the corners of Old John's mouth were a little stricken, and he winked at Xu Xiaoyu.

"John, what's wrong with your eyes?" Seeing that Old John's eyes seemed to be abnormal, Anlena asked with confusion and concern.

"Oh, it's okay, it looks like it's getting into a grain of dust, and it's a little uncomfortable." Old John hurriedly rubbed his eyes pretendically, the car was on fire, and he was about to leave when he stepped on the accelerator in gear.

Ann Lina squinted at him, her eyes like that of an old liar, and she suddenly said, "Wait, I forgot to get something." As he spoke, he opened the car door, got out of the car, and walked into the house.

"Xu, my task is to complete it successfully, but success or failure, the next thing is to rely on, all on, rely on, rely on ......"

Seeing An Lina enter the house, Old John smiled at Xu Xiaoyu even more smugly, and suddenly, he seemed to see the most incredible thing in the world, his eyes widened, and he 'leaned' four times in a row, but he didn't come out of it!