In his sleep, Zhen Cheng felt as if his body was sliding on the grass, the speed was fast, and his back was hot. Before I could take a closer look, I felt a tingling pain in my back.

When Zhen Cheng slowly opened his eyes, a ray of warm sunlight was shining on his red and swollen eyes.

The sunlight was a little dazzling, Zhen Cheng squinted, raised his hand and rubbed it, and then sat up suddenly, "Damn, how can you be outside the stone cave, there are really ghosts!" ”

"Hell, your head! Stand up for me right away! Yao Lao's voice sounded unusually annoyed behind Zhen Cheng, "Hurry up and send the guano out, the damn woman is noisy!" You bring me in the woman who called your name in the middle of the night! No, you can't get in, you can't get into the medicine garden! ”

Before Zhen Cheng could fully stand up, Yao Lao began to give instructions in a grinding and chirping manner.

"Then can I catch it or not? No, I can't catch it! Thinking about the woman's voice in the early morning, Zhen Cheng roughly knew what was going on.

It must be Qian Yuhan, Zhen Cheng is very sure. Because most lovelorn women don't sleep at night, Qianyuhan can't surf the Internet, can't play Weibo, and can't go to bars to drink, so he came early to deliver guano. This perverted girl almost scared herself to death.

"Huh-" Yao Lao heard Zhen Cheng's words that were very unmanly*, and turned his head to look at Zhen Cheng angrily, and was about to scold, when he suddenly stared at Zhen Cheng with cross-facing eyes, his face full of surprise.

"Damn, how did you break through to the late stage of the Heavenly Order? Wasn't you still in the middle of the Heavenly Rank yesterday? Why did you sleep all night and end up in the late stage of the Heavenly Steps? ”

"Late Heavenly Order?" Zhen Cheng was confused, and when he heard Yao Lao's words, he even forgot to investigate Yao Lao's theft of his words. "How is this possible, I just farted last night!"

"Get out!" Yao Lao felt that Zhen Cheng's kid was not honest, "You biedong, I'll check it carefully!" As if he had found a thousand-year-old ice corpse, Yao Lao looked carefully around Zhen Cheng, occasionally pinching and touching Zhen Cheng's skinny little body, which made Zhen Cheng feel inexplicably nauseous.

"Impossible! How can such a poor qualification be broken through? "Although Yao Lao was intoxicated with alchemy and cultivating medicine, when he was young, he also practiced desperately for the sake of knotting. Zhen Cheng's body was clear in Yao Lao's eyes, but the more thoroughly he saw it, the more confused Yao Lao became.

"Old-timer, isn't it okay not to bring such a blow?" Zhen Cheng was uncomfortable by Yao Lao, and he was a little excited in his heart to think about whether he had really broken through to the late stage of the Heavenly Order, but he didn't hear Yao Lao's praise, but heard Yao Lao's words that hurt his self-esteem extremely much.

"Zhen-Cheng-Zhen-Cheng-Zhen-Cheng-"

When Yao Lao wanted to sarcastically say a few more words to Zhen Cheng, a woman's voice came from the passage again. Only this time, the voice was much louder, just a little hoarse.

"Holy!" Yao Lao's goat's beard flew up all of a sudden because of this sound, and Zhen Cheng howled twice and wasted a furnace of elixir, and when he wanted to close his eyes and rest and calm down, he was entangled by this damn sound until dawn. shouted Zhen Cheng a few times, but there was no sound, and Yao Lao came to Zhen Cheng in person. When Zhen Cheng was dragged out of the stone cave like a dead dog, Yao Lao knew that Zhen Cheng, the rabbit cub, actually lit the sleeping hole by himself, and he didn't open his eyes when the sun shone on his buttocks.

"You go and pinch her, pinch her!"

Since the death of all his relatives, Yao Lao has not stepped out of the medicine garden for half a step. At most, he walked near the entrance of the passage, and even if he ran out to take a breath, it was a person in the dead of night.

Women are absolutely forbidden to enter the medicine garden, and the entire Kaikabo Peak knows this. As long as you step into the passage, you are a dead man, without exception.

What made Yao Lao crazy was that this woman didn't sleep in the middle of the night, squatting outside the entrance of the passage and shouting. Neither rushed in to send him to death, nor did he leave happily, so he said this from time to time at the entrance of the cave. The toad landed on the instep of the foot, and it does not bite and disgust people.

"Old-timer, can I fight if I go out like this now?" Although Zhen Cheng knows that this is Xiuzhen Shijie, he also knows several realms of Xiuzhen people. But I haven't figured out which one is more powerful, the late stage of the Heavenly Rank or the Qi training period.

"a fart, you can't even beat the bare fart doll under the mountain, don't embarrass me for going out! When you go out, just say, it's Yao Lao who asked me to pinch you to death, and the other party won't move, just pinch it! Yao Lao gave Zhen Cheng a white eye, without any appreciation, all of them were white-eyed.

Zhen Cheng was speechless, looking at Yao Lao speechless.

Zhen Cheng who pretends to be X has seen it, but Zhen Cheng has seen it for the first time if he can pretend to be X. Even if the woman doesn't resist and kills people like this, if it spreads, will she still be embarrassed to live?

People don't resist anymore, and they still pinch other people's necks, isn't it too unmanly? If you touch MM, it seems that you can barely accept it, quack!

Zhen Cheng was a little thoughtful, because through the voice, Zhen Cheng could know that the woman outside was 100% Qianyuhan.

Zhen Cheng's eyes rolled, and a clever plan came to his heart.

"Old-timer, the woman outside is Qianyu Han!" Zhen Cheng's face was full of bitter melon, and he looked a little scared.

"Thousand feathers? Is she Qianyu Han? How did Qianshan give birth to such a problematic girl! Then it should be pinched to death! Don't worry, I'll explain it to Qianshan Annihilation! Hearing that the attack that disturbed him for half a night was Qian Yuhan who caught Zhen Cheng up the mountain, a fierce light flashed in Yao Lao's eyes, and he coldly ordered Zhen Cheng to pinch Qian Yuhan to death.

"Old-timer, I don't know if I should say something or not?" Zhen Cheng has the face and appearance of a villain.

"If you have a fart, hurry up, don't grind and chirp!" Yao Lao scolded impatiently.

"Although now with the prestige of the old-timers, I can take Qian Yuhan at will, and even strangle her! But if this spreads, it will inevitably be said that I am a bully! It's okay to say that I'm bullying others, in case someone says that the old-timers rely on the old and sell the old, it's not good!

"Damn, I'll see who dares! Whoever says, I'll pinch him to death! Yao Lao used Zhen Cheng's "rely on" proverb just right, although he still doesn't understand what this word means.

"Old-timer, you are the Ninth Ancestor of Kaikabo Peak, you are a person with status and status, how can you be angry with a hairy child? You grew up watching a thousand mountains extinct it, you don't need to be angry with a perverted girl who was abandoned by a man, right? ”

"Well, that's too!" Yao Lao's cross-eyed eyes turned, and his heart was much more comfortable. "Then there will be no punishment, my old man hasn't slept all night because of this voice!"

"Punishment is a must! I think the best way is not for us to pinch her to death, but to make her kill herself! ”

"Damn, you kid is so vicious!?" Yao Lao looked at Zhen Cheng's kind face, and was taken aback, with an expression of I understand you.

"Let's talk about it, how to make Qianyu Han's girl commit suicide!" Yao Lao, who has been calm for many years, suddenly found that after adding Zhen Cheng in the medicine garden, it is indeed quite fun. This kind of prank that I rarely did when I was young, I didn't expect that I would have the opportunity to try it when I was old, mysterious, and extremely interested in asking.

"It's actually quite simple! Yesterday I went out and met a few young people transporting guano, that Han Tie's kung fu is the best, and then there is a woman named Qianyan, and the worst kung fu may be Qianyu Han! I heard from that girl named Qianyan that Qianyu Han was only in the third layer of Qi training. Old-timer, do you think that during the third layer of Qi training, we can only fall off the cliff and die after going back and forth to our peak several times a day? ”

“haha――haha――”

Yao Lao understood what Zhen Cheng meant, and danced happily, his body floating in the air.

"Interesting! Interesting! Why didn't I think of that? The next time a woman bothers me, I'll kill them in this way. haha，haha！ The more Yao Lao thought about it, the more proud he became, and he kept shouting.

Zhen Cheng felt that he was very much like the best eunuch next to the king of the dead country, secretly shady, and a very shameless villain. But thinking about Qian Yuhan's humiliation of himself, Zhen Cheng felt that only in this way could he take a bad breath.

"Do you want that girl to carry bird droppings from morning to night? This is not in line with common sense, and it will be said! After Yao Lao Daxiao, he thought about it carefully and raised his own questions.

"The old-timers are really discerning!" Zhen Cheng's right hand was fiercely afraid to hit his forehead, looking ill-considered. "Without the reminder of the old-timers, I really ignored this! How good is that? How is it good? ”

"Do you want to let Qianyu Han carry some stones up the mountain?" Yao Lao was complimented by Zhen Cheng lightly, and a smug expression hung on the face that was smiling from ear to ear.

"The old-timers' approach is good, but it's not good for us! We have stones in this passage, and we don't need the stones at the bottom of the mountain that don't even have a little aura, do we? I have an idea, I don't know if to talk about it or not! ”

"If there's a fart, let it go, don't hide it!"

"Hmm!" Zhen Cheng cleared his throat with a flattered expression, and said with some apprehension, "I want Qian Yuhan to bring some rice and flour." By the way, I will transport some clothes, salt, old wine, green onions, ginger and garlic or something! ”

"Is it appropriate?" Yao Lao was a little hesitant, whether he sent it or not, it didn't matter if he was there, he didn't eat it anyway. But it is not good to be misunderstood by the people under the mountain that they are greedy for pleasure.

"The old-timers are too worried, you old fairy wind bones, you have long stopped eating fireworks in the world, and the people under the mountain will definitely not think that you want these things. No, I'm not here with you? Anyone with a brain at the foot of the mountain can surely think that I need these things! You've accidentally killed so many handymen before, and the people under the mountain must have treated you like a monster! If you do this, you will definitely let those people down the mountain know that you are a kind person. It also makes those who lie to you guilty, and let them know that the death of the previous miscellaneous servants was all their fault! ”

"Good! Good! Good! After listening to Zhen Cheng's story, Yao Lao said three times in a row, "Just do as you say!" It's a good idea! Ship what you arrange, ship how many times you decide! If you don't feel like it's enjoyable, let Han Tie and Yu Qianyan do the same! ”

"Okay! Senior, you rest, I'll go and shut up Qian Yuhan's dead girl. If you me off, let her eat bird droppings! ”

“haha！ Good! That's it! Yao Lao swept away the unhappiness and gloom in his heart, left flutteringly, and returned to the cave to rest.

"Quack, Qianyuhan, you little girl, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you!" Zhen Cheng carried two bamboo baskets of bird droppings, screamed fiercely, and disappeared at the mouth of the passage.