Since then, as soon as the weirdo goes online, the idlers in the official hall will ask: "Group leader, have you contacted it?" When will you organize an event? ”

The strange man didn't plan to mobilize the crowd, his original intention was to organize a road trip, most of the members of the group are car owners, let them drive the car out for a trip, it is estimated that there is no problem.

The first thing the weird husband asked was the weird wife, and the weird wife seemed to have expected the weird husband to ask her, and she refused: "Whoever loves to get out of the car will get out of the car, anyway, I won't be out." ”

The strange husband asked her, "Why?" The strange wife said: "My car is not public, we have a good relationship, I can get out of the car if I really want to go out to play, no one knows anyone, why should I give them a car?" I can pay for whoever gets out of the car, and the AA system is it. ”

The strange husband touched a nail at the strange wife, so he went to ask Shi Song. Shi Song is also a member of the group brought by the strange man from another group, they have had a friendship, they have sung together, they have drank, and they feel that he is a very real person, and it can be seen from his smile that there is no word "refusal" in his dictionary.

The strange man asked him in the small window, Shi Song heard what the strange man meant, and politely declined: "I have a full schedule this month, I really can't spare time, next month, next month, I'll see when it's okay, let's go out together." ”

As soon as the strange man withdrew from the small window, Shi Song's text message came: "You ask Lele, isn't he driving a tourist car, see if he can drive the big sedan car." ”

The strange man didn't have much hope, and if he should have asked in the small window, he went to the group and asked: "Lele, the group is going to organize a play, can you give a ride?" ”

Lele said: "The suburbs can. It's far away, but you can't go. ”

The strange man saw that he had agreed very happily, so he turned to the small window to discuss with him. After the time and place are decided. The strange man made an announcement in the group, and everyone is welcome to sign up.

What the strange man didn't expect was that the idlers in the official hall shouted for him to organize activities every day. He was really organized, and he made excuses to prevaricate, and his excuse was a bit far-fetched: "On the 13th, I can't go, I made an appointment with a friend to go fishing that day." ”

The strange man said: "What does it matter if the fishing is one day earlier and one day late, can it be pushed back, why do you have to go for these two days?" It's not too late to go fishing after the party. ”

The official idler said: "We have an appointment first, and it is not good to miss the appointment." ”

The strange man said, "Well, not reluctantly. ”

The official idler said, "I'm really sorry. I really can't go this time, you guys go, I'll definitely participate in the next event. After saying this, he sent a hidden poem: "Strange power chaos is ancient and modern, and the master's book on the Analects of the Confessions." The master and slave are destined by nature, and they are all in charge of the elegance and customs of the world. ”

The strange man replied to him with a hidden poem: "Officials and officials protect each other, and the director of the department has a pair of pants." The idler has nothing to say, and people go to the hook to spend their twilight years. ”

This is the first group gathering organized by the weird man after the group, and he was originally going to go to the Jingdong Grand Canyon. Since many people in the group had been to that place, they temporarily changed their itinerary and went to Baiyangdian instead.

A large sedan chair that can accommodate nearly forty people only sits a dozen people, and the strange husband and strange wife sit in the front row. When the car drove up the highway, the strange man stood up and said, "Don't sit still, everyone, whoever comes up and sings." Liven up the atmosphere. ”

"There is no musical accompaniment, and there are no lyrics. How do you sing it? Let's compose poems, will we do a poetry competition? ”

Someone below applauded: "Good! Let's start with you. ”

Xianyun walked up and said, "Then I will be ugly: my heart is high and I want to wander alone." Wait for the idle show Confucianism to note poetry. Picking poems and gardens to pay tribute to strange husbands, looking for friends alone to worship the stars and moons. ”

As soon as the words fell, applause rang out, and someone cheered: "Good! Good poetry! ”

The strange man called and said: "Autumn is cool, your poems are good, let's try it with her." ”

Qiu Gao said angrily: "I just came up with half a sentence, let them come first." ”

The strange man said, "If you think of half a sentence, make half a sentence first." ”

Qiu Gao stood up and recited: "The fisherman fishes alone in the cold river and snow, and walks and sings from the beginning." ”

The strange man asked, "Who will take the next sentence?" ”

Xianyun walked up and said: "Under the refreshing blue sky, the meaning of the pearl is new." ”

The strange man felt that she didn't catch it, and said, "What are you?" The donkey's lips are not on the horse's mouth, and it will be done again. “

Xianyun walked and said, "Why do you want her to start? I started up. “

The strange man said: "Whoever starts is the same, you take her article in the autumn and go on." “

Qiu Gao stood up in a shuang: "Sing about Jiuzhou, all friends are in the world." ”

Everyone applauded in unison.

Xianyun walked and said: "The scenery evokes the true face, and the clouds are wide and the world is fresh." ”

The autumn air was crisp and stuck, and it took half a day to reply to a song: "The Dragon Boat Festival sacrifices the heroic spirit, and the descendants cherish the rivers and mountains." ”

Xianyun walked and said: "I came up with a whole sentence, the rain man is proud, and Xi Wen is proud. Slightly quiet and spiritual, rhyme and heart. Drink the real Minghua, and make Kun Peng. ”

Qiu Gao shook his head and sighed: "It's too fast, I can't keep up, I'm willing to bow down." ”

Shi Song felt and said: "Now that the society is developed, people have progressed, in the past, poets had to think about writing poems for a long time, and now they come when they open their mouths, everyone's poems are really good, I don't know what to say, only admiration." ”

The strange man asked, "Is there anything else you want to compose a poem?" ”

After a moment of silence, a long male friend came out and introduced himself: "My name is Gong Liwei, my online name is Ant Shangshu, I like to play with jade, which of you has a bracelet, I don't need to look at it, I can find out what color your bracelet is, what color, I can give you an estimate." ”

"You show me." A female group friend stood up.

Gong Liwei turned his back and turned one hand over his back, the female group friend walked over and put a bracelet on his hand, Gong Liwei touched it for a while before saying: "Your jade is not real jade, it is made of glass, sky blue, right?" ”

The female group member exclaimed, "You're god, you don't have a back eye, right?" I bought it at a stall for ten dollars a pair of sky blue. ”

The strange man said, "You really got the right one, who else will let him show it?" Seeing that no one squeaked, the strange man said, "I can touch my hands, I can feel the age and appearance of a woman, and whoever asks me to touch it will come, and I will cover my head now." As he spoke, the strange man took off his coat and wrapped it around his head.

The first one to reach over was Qiu Gaoqi, and the strange man touched her hand and said, "This hand is not so fine to the touch, but it is very textured, I dare to conclude that your temperament is good, how old are you?" It should be around fifty years old. ”

As soon as the strange man's words fell, there was warm applause below, some said "cow", and some said that he was a blind cat who met a dead mouse, and shouted: "I can also touch it, who asked me to touch it?" I'm better than he can touch. ”

"I also like to touch women's hands." ――

(To be continued......)