Chapter 176: The Pigsty Next Door Falls
The snow flakes are falling, and the wind is not strong at this time, but the snow that is like rubbing cotton wool all over the sky is sprinkled without stopping, and it looks like it will be raining for a long time.
Chunxin's eyes couldn't help but slip into the snow, saying that if Bu Fei killed her while no one was killing her at this time, and then carried her out to find a snowdrift to bury, it is estimated that she would not be found until the snow warmed up......
"It's not poisonous." Bu Fei suddenly let go of Chunxin's hand and said lightly.
"Oh...... Yes? Oh! "Phew, I'm scared to death, since Ken said so, this kid shouldn't have any intention of turning her into a corpse for the time being. Chunxin patted her heart, and suddenly felt that this shijie was so cute, and Bufei was so kind, Jiahe...... Nima is such a goddamn pervert!
But without waiting for Chunxin to continue to sigh, the things in Bu Fei's hands and the words she said made the hairs on her whole body stand up: "Cut it off." ”
It was a small knife, bright and shiny, and I could be sure that even if it could not blow a sharp blade, cutting off a piece or two of meat would not be much more difficult than cutting a few turnips.
Chunxin looked at his little hand, lowered his face, and lamented: "Even if it is cut off, it will leave a scar, there are marks both horizontally and vertically, and they can't be erased, so I asked you if it's poisonous, can you remove it...... Ah, by the way, wasn't he just there, people? He can't stop listening to your mother, right? ”
Bu Fei frowned and put away the knife in his hand. That's right, even if you cut it, it will leave a scar, and that scar is not his.
"Hey...... Don't be silent, Jiahe himself has a way to get rid of this thing, didn't he come with you? ”
"No, no."
"I didn't come with you. He didn't have a way to get rid of it. That's what it means, right? Chun Xin really felt that he could apply to be a translator in Zun Kill Building. In charge of translating Bu Fei's words, "Then what is he doing here, let's go to the door." ”
"Trespassing." When these two words were spoken, Bu Fei's fists couldn't help but clench.
His things, even if they are as small as a thread, he doesn't like to be coveted by others, Jiahe knew that he was there, but he left his post to find this girl, which was clearly provoking him.
What does it mean to leave your post without permission? In other words, there is no such perverted thing today. No one let the pervert come, the pervert came by himself? The corners of Chunxin's mouth twitched, and sure enough, the perverted way of thinking was incomprehensible to normal people.
"I said ......"
Before Chunxin finished speaking, he heard a loud bang in the west, which was louder in the quiet night, and he couldn't help but raise his eyes to look over, the snow on the west wall was falling down, and he didn't know what was going on on the other side of the wall.
Anyway, it's not a good thing, there are Xiao Sijia on the other side of the wall, so what do they care. Maybe people want to take advantage of this heavy snow to have a passion in the snow, but they overdo it and crash into the house.
But. It doesn't sound like a house but a pigsty, and the pigs, who had been quiet, are humming and chirping incessantly.
"What's going on?" How could such a big movement not be heard in the house, Liu hurriedly walked out, saw that his daughter and Bu Fei were at the door, and hurriedly asked, "What has fallen?" ”
Chunxin pointed to the west, casually and even with a little schadenfreude: "It's their home." ”
Liu frowned, God knows what the hell that family is up to, it's best to leave it alone. Retracting her gaze, she first told her daughter: "You stay at home honestly for me, just treat me as if I didn't hear anything, don't run around, especially don't run out of the door, you know?" ”
"I know mother, what am I running on the big night?" Under the threat of her mother's slightly raised slap, Chunxin nodded quickly, "Absolutely don't run around, it's in our house, I haven't heard anything, I don't know anything!" It just so happens that there is enough snow, Feifei accompanies me to build a snowman! "Haha, Feifei, I'm your Aunt Chun, I can call you Feifei~~~
"Be careful, don't put snow in your clothes, I don't care if something goes wrong." Liu said a few words casually, glanced at the west again, and then returned to the house.
Chong Xi bared his teeth, Chunxin stretched his waist, raised his feet and stepped into the snow that was almost below his feet, and Chong Bufei beckoned: "Come and build a snowman." ”
Build a snowman? Bu Fei didn't move, just looked at Chunxin fixedly, he didn't understand what it meant to put the snow there as a person.
"You don't know what a snowman is, do you?" Chunxin asked helplessly.
“…… Know. Bu Fei's good-looking eyebrows furrowed again, "Weishenme? ”
"Weishenme wants to build a snowman?" For Bu Fei's concise speech, Chun Xin was already able to comprehend it smoothly, "Please, of course it's fun." "Hmm, it seems that for a cold-faced and cold-hearted kid who has been trained as a killer since he was a child, maybe he will be bored with the things that ordinary people think are funny? Scratching her head, she asked curiously, "What do you think is fun?" Scratching her head again, she added an explanation, "What do you think makes you interesting, in a good mood, interested, curious, can't help but want to pay attention, or something like that......"
Playful? Interesting? Interested? Curious? Want to pay attention? Bu Fei's brows furrowed more and more, and finally shook his head: "No." "It seems that since he was a child, he didn't pay much attention to anything.
Defeated, does this kid have no hobbies? Chun Xin let out a long sigh: "It seems that your only hobby can only be to kill people." ”
Homicide? Bu Fei shook his head again: "No." No. ”
Killing is not a hobby, he has no hobby. After Chun Xin translated silently, he simply squatted in the snow and looked up at Bu Fei in a daze, alas, you said that such a beautiful little boy, why is there no popularity at all, Mei Youqian's nerd stays again, but this kid doesn't seem to have any hobbies, doesn't he feel bored?
"Forget it, when you find out what you're interested in, then you'll cultivate your own love." Chunxin shrugged her shoulders and decided not to think about this difficult question, "Come over first to help me build a snowman, maybe you will like it when you build it, and then you will find out that your hobby is actually building snowmen......"
Will it? Chunxin didn't turn his head and grimaced, absolutely not.
However, there is such a master. It always saves her some effort, doesn't it?
"Naw. Start with a big snowball. Don't break it for me, and then roll and roll in the snow, and it will get bigger and bigger......"
It's just that sometimes you don't want to get into trouble, but trouble will come to you automatically.
Just as Chunxin instructed Bu Fei to pile the rolling snowball under the tree, ready to fight for the second snowball, there was a knock on their door.
"It's all at that, who else will come." Haruhi grunted in confusion. Clapping Xue Mo'er on her hand and asking loudly, "Who?" ”
The voice of the person at the door was louder than hers: "The surname Liu, you come out for me!" ”
There is no doubt that there is only one person in the entire Spring Festival Alley who will be so unkind to her mother.
"You let my mother go out, my mother will go out, are you God, talking is so effective?" Chunxin stood still and didn't move, and said angrily, "Why don't you go and clean up your pigsty and go to my house to play?" - Ah, you said you shouldn't push too hard. If you push too hard, the snowball will break, so start over. ”
Fly and look at the snowball that has broken into several pieces. For the first time, I felt a little frustrated in my heart, but I didn't expect it to be just a snowball, and he was not as good as this girl.
Dare to love that dead girl playing in it. Zhang Meihua at the door was even more angry, and shouted in a sharp voice: "Come out for me!" If you don't come out, I'll kick the door! ”
As she spoke, the sound of a knock on the door had already sounded.
Liu heard the movement outside in the house, and asked aloud, "Xiaochun, who knocked on the door?" ”
"I don't know, I'll go and see." After answering her mother's words, she turned to Bu Fei again, pushed the snowball with a diameter of one foot to Bu Fei's feet, stared at him and said, "I'll open the door in a while, if that woman comes quickly, you will smash this on that woman, is there a problem?" "Damn, if I don't bring you to the table, you really think you're a dish.
Issue? Bu Fei nodded and asked, "Death?" ”
…… Hey, let you hit someone, not kill someone. The corners of Chunxin's mouth twitched, clenched his fists hard and roared in a low voice: "Don't kill anyone, just throw it over, just throw it on her, don't die, don't break your tendons, remember it!" "Wait a minute, she will definitely find Luo Youlan and suggest that she open a new class on human affairs.
Seeing Bu Fei nodding his head, Chun Xin walked to the door and fished out a broom in his hand by the way.
As soon as she opened the door, she flashed to the side, and sure enough, Zhang Meihua, who had an angry face, raised her foot and rushed in.
Oh, it's tragic. Chunxin closed her eyes.
Zhang Meihua's scream rang out again.
I have to say that the professional is different, so a big snowball is no different from a pebble in Bu Fei's hand, throw it away, and easily hit the target.
Because Chunxin said that it was not allowed to hurt people, this gave way to fly a little brain-whimsical, because with his professional judgment, such a big snowball smashed over, even if he didn't use much force, he was afraid that he would knock people down.
If you fall and fall and are injured, is it considered to have injured someone?
After thinking about it, he chose a safer way, which was not to hit the woman directly, but to throw the snowball on the roof of the gate, and then slide down, landing right on the woman's shoulder. He calculated very accurately, if it fell directly on his head, it was difficult to guarantee that such a big snowball would not crush his neck, but if it fell on his shoulder, it would not hurt anyone.
As a result, Zhang Meihua's face bloomed with large snowflakes on her head.
If you push this woman to the ground and step on her feet, it will be a standard snow treading to find plums. Chun Xin looked at Zhang Meihua, who was desperately shaking off the snow on her face there, and couldn't help but think evilly.
Liu couldn't sit still anymore, and said sorry to Luo Youlan and came out again, and when he saw Zhang Meihua scolding and shaking the snow at the door of his house, his face sank, there are guests at home, what the hell is this woman doing here.
What was more annoyed than Liu was Zhang Meihua, as soon as the door opened, she was smashed with snow all over her body before she could raise her head, what a hell, how could there be such a big ball of snow falling from the roof? If she hadn't opened the door and saw that Chunxin had nothing but a broom in her hand, she would have wondered if this was Chunxin's ghost.
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Thank you for the pink ticket ~~~~~ of the little bunny (to be continued......)