If you think it's funny, just laugh, don't hold back

1. Taking a long-distance bus, a girl may be motion sickness, and it happened that we both got off at one stop, and she didn't vomit for a long time. I smiled at her and threw up. Girl, that's all I can do for you.

2. When a foreigner came to China, he felt like going to the toilet as soon as he got out of the car, and he saw this line of words on the wall of the toilet: "Please flush the toilet after the toilet so that the person who defecates will go to the toilet again"...... The foreigner was confused in the toilet for more than 30 minutes,,,

3. A girl withdraws money in front of the ATM, and the system prompts "Please enter the password", and I added a sentence in the back of the brain, "and press the # key to end." "GC is a girl who turned her head and asked me where the # key is... Where? Where... this

4. A long, long time ago, there was a dentist who pioneered the custom of putting coins in dumplings.

5. 15 years ago, boys were watching basketball anime, and girls were watching girl anime; Fifteen years later, girls are watching basketball anime, and boys are watching

Shoujo Anime ...... What's going on?

6. Last night I was surfing the Internet in an Internet café, and suddenly a guy next to me asked me to borrow a lighter, I turned my head and said to him: Do I know you? As a result, the guy stuffed dozens of dollars and ran away. I was wondering and chased after him to pay him back, when I heard the guy say to his friend at the door, "It's really bad luck today, that guy just said he knew my mother." ”

7, I said that I have a sister who was very close to his father when she was a child! Once his father came to see her on a business trip, and made an appointment to meet at a mid-to-high-end hotel, and there were several of them at the end

Students should work together to improve their food. After arriving on the ground, the girl saw his father and rushed over to hug his father, and kissed him on the face, his father was staggered and said helplessly: Girl, I am your father, not a godfather......

8. To deal with the kind of person who elegantly blackens himself from time to time, you can't get used to his faults, and you have to follow his words. For example, although he said "I'm really stupid", he actually wanted to hear compliments such as "You're not stupid, you're just too kind". At this point, you can't comfort him, so you say, "Oh, I've always thought you had a low IQ. Then hurry up and treat it, you're still here, you're still

9. The most annoying, some people tell me that plastic bowls of instant noodles are unhealthy, and I still care about this after eating Nima instant noodles

10. I just heard about a thing, when iPhone5s was just launched, my colleague and his wife were clamoring to change, but her love crazy 5 was good, and my colleague disagreed. On this day, they went out shopping, and suddenly a person came out, grabbed the mobile phone of a colleague's wife and fell to the ground. My wife said calmly, husband, next door is the Apple store, you can buy me a 5s! It turned out that the person who dropped the phone for a long time was hired by her wife, this woman is too witty!

11. I don't want to go to the supermarket anymore, I congratulate you on making a fortune after singing for an hour! I congratulate you on your wonderful! It's so tiring!!

12. One day I went home early. When I walked into the bedroom, I saw my wife sitting naked on the bed. "Why are you not wearing clothes?" "Ahh That one... I don't have a single piece of clothing to wear. "Heh, you're talking nonsense!" I shook off the closet door and pointed to it, saying, "Look, there's clothes inside!" It's a red dress, it's a blue dress, it's the king next door, it's a flower dress......"

13, ["Bean sprouts" man stretches his waist and breaks his lungs] According to the Wuhan Evening News, 26-year-old Xiaoou is 1 tall. 8 meters, but only 120 pounds. After waking up early the day before yesterday, he was a little sleepy, he yawned a few times in a row and stretched his waist a few times, feeling a throbbing pain in his chest, but he didn't care about it at the time. Later, the condition became more serious, and the examination revealed that the lung had been punctured! Doctors say this type of spontaneous pneumothorax is more common in men with a "bean sprouts" slender body. It seems that men can't be too thin!

14. In a fast-moving subway car, someone politely said to a lady next to him: "The carriage is so dark, please allow me to find a handrail strap for you!" ”

Unexpectedly, the lady said coldly, "I already have a handrail sling." ”

"Then please let go of my tie!" The man said breathlessly.

15, Luffy in One Piece can be described as a real lover of the whole people. Girls like him because he can get longer, guys like him because he can inflate...

16. My boyfriend and I are getting married, and my sister is in college to call to congratulate. Sister: "What do you want for a wedding gift?" I'm very generous! Me: "Then you can buy me a house." Sister: "Remove the word 'room' and I can think about it......"

17. Now many women on blind dates first ask if they have a house or a car. In view of this, I suggest that real estate developers and car sellers set up a special women's registration office, and women who need a house and a car are registered first, and then real estate developers and car dealers launch a house and car gift activity for women, and the things are also sold, and the houses and cars that women need are also available, and everyone is happy.

18. I used to pick up bags of cash in black plastic bags on the street, more than 50 thousands. I took it home and didn't sleep all night. Later, because my conscience was not good, I took out the money and bought a house, and then I felt much more comfortable.

19, I am a sister in my 20s, I have been particularly afraid of itching since I was a child, once I went to an old Chinese medicine doctor to massage, a separate room, he is fifty or sixty years old uncle level, I lay on the bed, he pushed me a throat, pushed me a throat, half a minute later he couldn't help but say, don't charge you money, you go, I am a person who wants to be honored.

20. Today, a colleague and aunt introduced me to the object, "My daughter is studying in Japan and has recently found a job, this is a new mobile phone bought for me, this is a photo of her, look, is it beautiful?" "Wait Auntie, how is this one familiar, is there a mole on her thigh?!" “………………

21. Be educated from an early age: When you grow up, you must stand the test and don't be tempted by money and beauty. Now that I'm finally older, can you tell me where the money is??? What about the beauty of the good man??? You're so tempting to tempt me!! …

22. Seeing the sentence "Today's me is not worthy of yesterday's dream", I was inexplicably sad!

23. My ex-girlfriend asked me to go to her wedding and sit at a table with a bunch of strangers. A buddy next to me asked me who was the bride? I replied: "I just came to see the place where I fought before!" Unexpectedly, the people at the table raised their wine glasses and said, "Oh, it turns out that they are all comrades-in-arms, disrespectful and disrespectful!" ”

24. In the Häagen-Dazs ice cream parlor, the waiter brought a glass of lemonade and asked, "Sir, what do you want to eat?" I took a sip of water, opened the menu and looked at it, looked up and asked her, "Is there a knife to cut noodles?" She was surprised at first, then said unceremoniously, "This is not SX Noodle Restaurant!" I hurriedly laughed and said, "I'm sorry, I'm in the wrong store." After saying that, he walked out, feeling less thirsty than he was just now.

25. I just heard a conversation between two male colleagues: "My wife and I are angry today, and I don't know how to deal with it when I go home?" Another buddy said: "Brother taught you a trick, you are also angry, drop a bowl, if you are calm, you will be calmed, if you are not calm...... Just kneel on the stubble."

26. A girl's home is very close to the school, one night self-study, the female student came late, and slowly walked into the classroom in front of everyone, and the head teacher angrily pointed out the window and said to her: "You can see your house here, you are still late!" The woman said calmly: "You can still see the moon here......"

27. Just after the fierce battle with my wife, my wife said that she was pregnant, and I joked that I might not know who it was! After hearing this, my wife pretended to be annoyed and said to me: Except for you who doesn't bring T, everyone else has T, who is not yours!

28. The chick slowly grew up and began to think about a lot of questions, thinking about how he came to this world. So he asked his mother, "Mom, do you know where I came from?" Mom said, "I hatched You!" ”

29. A female colleague's surname is Xie, which is the background. In the morning, a male colleague greeted the woman: "Morning, old Xie". The woman reacted very much and shouted angrily: "Give me the word 'old'!" The male colleague immediately changed his words: "Morning, thank you." ”

30. When I was a child, my mother handed me over to my sister to take me, and my sister wanted to play table tennis with her classmates and didn't want to take me to play, so she pulled me aside, picked up a few pieces of coal from the coal pile, and said earnestly, you can come and play with us after washing these...... Then I washed the briquettes seriously for an afternoon!

31. There is a kind of person who puts his mobile phone on the table when he eats with his mobile phone wherever he goes; When sleeping, put your phone next to your pillow; When mopping the floor, put the phone in your pocket; When taking a bath, put your phone by the bath; When playing, the mobile phone is placed next to the computer; My phone never rings, and I never text a text, but I still have a lot of fun, and that's the kind of person I am!

32, yesterday I went to see the private customized movie, and halfway through it, a girl in front of me suddenly said loudly that Director Feng's movie is really getting more and more ugly. Damn, I couldn't stand it when I heard it, so I went up and gave her two mouths, "** won't be quiet, don't you see that the big guys are asleep!"

33. After receiving a scam call, the other party opened his mouth and said, "We are an underworld gang in the Northeast, and the moths in our hands are in our hands." I can't help but faintly for the regiment

The outlook for the industry is worrying...... I always feel that I should add a sentence "If you don't pay for it, you will lose the moths in seven!" ”

34. Before my father retired, he was the head of the home appliance department of a well-known shopping mall in my family. Because of my position, when I was younger, I could often get a lot of brand-new, brand-name clothes. For example: Changhong's T-shirt, Konka's shorts, Samsung's jacket......

35. Like you, the article is so well written, and you know music, you are good-looking, tender like water, personable, and polite like catkins in the wind, to be honest, I can hit ten of them!

36. It feels good to go on a blind date today! Celebrate, go to the shower with buddies, and come up with a sister who asks if she wants to serve! Serve your uncle, I didn't know each other in the morning when I went on a blind date in the evening!

37. When my husband came back from work, I hurriedly went up to help him hang his coat with slippers, and when he sat on the sofa, I handed over the tea that had been brewed. He took a sip of tea, looked up at me for a long time, and after making sure it was me, he asked me, "Say, what do you want to buy?" ”

38, there is a female ** called "Save your mother first, I want to swim for a while".

39. Every time I see someone who is particularly good-looking and I like it very much, I will stare intently, keep watching, and watch for a long time... Until his hands were so sore that he had to put down the mirror.

40. In the summer, when I was shopping in the mall, I met a child crying and looking for his mother everywhere, and the salesman asked him why he didn't hold his mother's skirt, and the child said that the skirt was too short to hold his mother......

41. The child dislocated his arm, took the village private clinic to take a look, the doctor was a white-bearded old man, the old man took a piece of chocolate and put it on the child's head and said: I shout one, two, three, who of the two of us will grab it! The one, two, three children raised their hands and grabbed them, and their arms were connected. Next Olympics! That's fine, too!

42. It is also unreliable to divide people into twelve categories, but the popularity of the constellations far exceeds that of the zodiac. It can be seen how important it is to come up with a name, after all, "I am a twin, I am a Capricorn, I am a virgin......" is much better than "I am a mouse, I am a dog, I am a chicken......".

43. When I went home to the gate of the community, the fried stall was still there. I was a little hungry, and when I looked over, there were only two ham sausages left in the glass case. The boss said, I'm closing the stall! I said, don't, don't! The boss said, "So what do you eat?" I said, "Give me the rest of the ham." So the boss bent down and brought out a box of ham

Intestines...... He's skinning like crazy, now what should I do!

44, a colleague discussed the drama "Let's Get Married" in the office, thinking that Gao Yuanyuan's acting skills were not as good as Huang Haibo. A male colleague expressed his opinion: It's good that she looks beautiful, and a drama always needs a vase. Another female colleague replied: Isn't Liu Yan a vase? The male colleague smiled slightly: she is a baby bottle.

45. There is a neighbor, the man is very honest, and the wife is a woman. One night when I came to visit the door, I happened to have a friend here, so the three of us got together to fight the landlord. At ten o'clock, his wife came over and said, "Husband, I miss the child." He was puzzled and said, "We don't have children." Half an hour later, the woman said she missed the child, and the man said that we don't have children. The woman is furious: Zhilu Dao has no children and TM is fighting the landlord here!

46. In the year of graduation, I went out to play. Before arriving at your destination, ask your local classmates to help you book a hotel. When we arrived, we called him and asked him which hotel it was, and he said, "White Hotel." He said, "It is red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, and white." ”

47. There is a colleague in the company whose surname is Kang, and everyone calls him Master Kong. One day, a beautiful colleague joked, "Master Kong, can I soak you?" But the second thing said, "It depends on whether you have so much water!" "The whole office was clean in an instant......

48. "I am a very vindictive person, if you dare to be good to me once, I will be good to you ten times, a hundred times." "Well, the 100 yuan is for you."

49. Do you think the life of local tyrants is better? A friend of mine is famous for having money in his family. Once he went to a county town below our city to inspect the project, passed by the supermarket to buy water and fell in love with the salesperson, and felt that he had found true love. And then began the crazy pursuit. As a result, the girl didn't agree, and some of our friends went to her and asked her why. She said: The family conditions are so good, and the person is not bad, if he has to fall in love with me, he must be sick.

50. You don't have to be ruthless to hurt people, you can have a low IQ.

51. When I went to a unit for an interview, I blew myself up on my resume and said that I was very good during the interview! The next day, the personnel called and said that you passed, and our unit needs a shameless young man like you!

52、When I played a video in the QQ group last night...... One buddy said...... No more talking...... My daughter-in-law has put all the water away! When we are feeling that this guy is so happy...... His daughter-in-law's voice came from there, XX! Come wash the dishes! The water is cold!

53. A: "I heard that our ancestors had no electricity, no television, no computer, and no iPad, so how could they live?" B: "So they're all dead." ”

54. A colleague's wife came to the company with a child to find a colleague, and a colleague's sister saw that the child was particularly cute, so she said to the child: Come, let my sister hug her. The child was very happy, but he didn't expect the child to touch down the collar and then hold on. My colleague's sister may be in pain and yell: Just like your father.

55. Girl: "If only I had a Google search engine in my head and an antivirus software in my heart......" The boy replied: "I have to have a PS on my face." ”

56. The professional and elegant and lofty words of "poor milk": skim milk, cliffs, reversible backs, bursting heart projection points, horizons, pads, origin of altitude levels, the realm of nothingness, environmental protection mode, backwater, stepping into the clouds, demilitarized zone, magic mirror, funding cuts, autumn colors, the Great Northern Wilderness, iPad, ironing board, gender fraud, Silent Hill.

57. The saddest thing in life is that the surroundings are full of wifi, but I don't have a password.

58. Every morning, I am fighting against getting up early, I am tired, and I am full of energy in only one part. However, it is the only one that does not require hard work today.

59. Playing at the neighbor's house, his son was watching Journey to the West, so I watched it with his son. His son said, "Uncle, can you call me Monkey King?" I said, "For what?" He said, "If you call it, you will know the way." I called Sun Wukong, and the kid came directly: "Grandpa is here," I was embarrassed!

60, Kong Rong has five elder brothers, one day my father bought a few pears, and specially picked the largest one for Kong Rong, Kong Rong said: "I'm small, it's okay to eat the small ones, and the big ones are left for the brothers to eat." Dad was happy to hear it, and Kuang Kongrong was sensible. After Dad left, several elder brothers touched Kong Rong's head and said, "My brother has grown up sensible, if you were like you before like today, would we still beat you?" ”?

61. When I went to the supermarket, I saw a neighbor shopping with a child. When she paid, I enthusiastically said, "I'll help you hold your daughter first." "Fuck off, god

Menstrual sickness! Before the neighbor could speak, her daughter, who was in college, opened her mouth to scold.

62. A beggar on the side of the road said to me, "Sir, it's okay, give me two dollars to buy a bread?" I saw that the broken bowl in front of him was empty, so I bought a loaf of bread and came back to him and said, "I saw that the invoice was not, the bread has risen to three yuan, and I can't buy it for two yuan if I give you two yuan!"

63, I just knew that KFC was quite humane, the takeaway brother spilled the drink, and then told me that you wait a while, I'll go back and get you a new cup of don't worry, I said no, this is not a little less, you can also drink it, what are you doing with that thing, he said no, I must make it up for you, I said pull it down, you can put this cup on me, I just drink it, he opened his mouth to speak, I said**I'm dying of thirst, hurry up and give me the drink!

64. For all Chinese, there is a four-character curse that can never be bypassed. As long as someone says these four words to you, you can buy a ticket to the most cheating attractions, climb the most difficult peaks, eat the most unpalatable restaurant meals... These four words are ——— have come and gone.

65. Boss: Uncle, do you want to buy pants? Uncle came and said: Can you try on these pants? Boss: Absolutely. The uncle put it on directly and said: Can you squat? The boss said confidently: squatting is no problem. The uncle squatted a few times and asked, "Can I run?" The boss was a little annoyed: that needs to be said. So the uncle ran away, like a rabbit.

66. Today, I heard two men talking, and one said to the other: "My face is longer than your legs!" ”…… I really don't know which one of them I should feel sorry for.

67. The difference between snow and snowball fights in the south and north, think about the beauty of snowball fights in the south, and all you hear is the screams of girls: "Ah, what beautiful snow". Yahh Looking at the Northeast again, the ears are full of roars and shouts: Grass your mother! Hey, fuck me! The little pussy sneaks up on me, you wait for me! Alas, I'm done with what you can endure? this, bury me in the snow! Northeast people are fighting snowball fights with their lives, what a fierce life!

68. When a friend saw that fast food was very profitable, he wanted to open one, and when he studied the name, he thought that Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and KFC were so popular, so take one word from each of them, so the name is Pizza Dangji, how to just look at the name is popular enough!

69. Teacher: Didn't you call your parents, why are you still stunned? Xiaoqiang: My mother is not available. Teacher: Play tricks with me, don't you? Give, hit now, turn on hands-free! Xiaoqiang: Mom, I got into trouble with the teacher and asked you to come to school. Xiaoqiang's mother: Your teacher has a lot of, and I'm not available

70. Me: I'll tell you a story, can you listen? Roommate: Okay! Me: One day, Wukong wanted to go to the Heavenly Palace to see the Jade Emperor, and he invited the Prime Minister of the Turtle to come with him, and told him a story next to the Prime Minister of the Turtle along the way, and he arrived at the Heavenly Palace. When the Jade Emperor saw it, he asked Wukong, what are you doing? Wukong said---I'm telling a story to Wang Ba."

Roommate: Nima......

71. Today, when I took my son shopping, when I passed by a furniture store, my son pointed to a big wardrobe in the store and said, "Dad, can we buy that big wardrobe?" Our big wardrobe is too small. I said, "Our big wardrobe is not small." The son said, "But several times when I came home from school, I saw Uncle Wang standing in it and looked very crowded. Dad hurriedly gave his son two hundred yuan: Don't tell your mother, okay?

72. Interrogate the victim, if you are asked to confess the criminal, will you recognize it? The victim shouted angrily: "He turned to ashes, and I recognize him!" The policeman said great, then turned around and took out a jar: "The suspect was burned to death, you see if this ash is ......"

73, the king of Hades ordered a census, found many longevity stars in the deep mountains, and asked the ghost why the soul was uneven. The ghost judged Zhiwu and said: The road is too far, and it is very tiring to go once......

74, everyone thinks about pie falling from the sky, it's so vulgar! My dream is to get money out of the sky!

75. A person walked into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist: "May I ask if there is B." Acyl. Water. Salicylic acid? Pharmacist: "You mean aspirin?" "Yes, yes, that's it! Oops, it's so hard to remember, I can't remember it! ”

76. Yesterday, the independent enrollment re-examination of Southwest Jiaotong University was held, with two rounds of written tests and interviews. 1 candidate against 4 experts, some of the questions caught the candidates off guard. Examiner: "Could you please stump me with a question, provided you know the answer?" The SX candidate was "confused" and asked the examiner: "Then do you know what my grandfather's name is?" “

77. A buddy hanged himself in the Museum of Modern Art, and the staff found out that he was not an exhibit three weeks later and put him down.

78. Anyway, one night, my partner and I went shopping on the road. A couple came up in front of me, and out of vanity, they let their boyfriends carry me and make them jealous of me. As a result, when they passed by us, the woman said to her boyfriend in a quiet voice: Look how fierce that man is, she can't even walk! I wanted to rush up and explain.

79. When I was in college, sometimes I really didn't want to eat the food in the cafeteria, so I went to the food street outside the school to take a stroll, there were roast duck, roast chicken and other delicious foods, and I was hungry for drooling, so my appetite increased greatly, and then I went back to the school cafeteria to buy two steamed buns and half a dish to eat.

80. I found that there are a lot of people called "Ruoxi" around me. If it is fashionable to use the ancient tone words to name names, will there be a bunch of people called "Li Wochuao", "Liu Nani", "Wang Dongci", "Chen Daci", "Zhang Ema", "Zhao Ha Ha

81, genius red panda: I asked you about something, and I was embarrassed to say it...... Is the Dragon Boat Festival to eat moon cakes or Lantern Festival? I want to give gifts to customers, wait online, hurry.

82. There is an earthquake, ordinary youth: There is an earthquake, everyone should pay attention; Literary Youth: Is There Really an Earthquake?; Second forced youth: I'm grass, who shook me just now!

83. In the past, when I encountered an earthquake, even if the magnitude was small, I would run downstairs as soon as possible. Now in the event of an earthquake, even if the magnitude is large, you have to send a ** first!

84, [the most IN English spoken words nowadays] I go: holycrap; OhmyGod; OMG: JesusChrist; Cow B: fringawesome; What's in the Horse: wtthell; stupidass; Shut up you: shutthe**up; Stinky shameless: you'egotsuchanerve; Nonsense: totallynonsense; I'll see the line: itwllwork.

85. SC Yibin New Airport was renamed Wuliangye Airport, and it is reported that all localities are ready to follow suit: TJ: Goubuli Airport; SH: Soft China Airport; Shenyang: Sauce Bone Airport; Wuhan: Duckneck Airport; Xi'an: Terracotta Warriors Airport; Jinan: Xia Yuhe Airport; Xining: Dog urinating airport; Hengshui: Laobaigan Airport; Nanchang: Jieeryin Airport; BJ: Emerging Infertility Airport ······

86. On stage, the model made a stunning pose, and the host was passionate: "This season's new product is this long skirt, the bare back and delicate skin are all abstracted into a gentle and smooth line, waist-length and hip-length, which is a fatal temptation for people." Offstage, the director: "Switch!" into advertising! Inform the stage that Chunchun's backless outfit is worn backwards! ”

87. The most important thing in life is not hard work, not struggle, but choice. When you come to a crossroads in your life and don't know how to know where to go, stop and think about what zodiac sign you are.

88. An old man was on a high-speed train, and accidentally dropped a new shoe he had just bought from the window, and the people around him felt sorry, but the old man immediately threw the second shoe down from the window. This move was even more surprising. The old man explained: "No matter how expensive this shoe is, it is of no use to me, and if anyone can pick up a pair of shoes, maybe he will still be able to wear them!" Two workers who were picking up garbage on the railroad are still in a coma in the hospital.

89. I decided to clean up the house. Take out all kinds of rags, and the broom is ready to start cleaning. Suddenly remembered, the sixth ancestor Hui Neng said, "There is nothing originally, where to stir up dust." So I washed and slept.

90. In order to test whether my father really quit smoking, I deliberately didn't turn off the gas when I went out this morning~~~

91, a buddy and his girlfriend took the bus, and his girlfriend was harassed behind the pervert's back, and the buddy didn't say a word, leaned behind the pervert, and began to touch the pervert...... Nima, it is said that the perverts are about to cry in fright...

92. There was a group of seven or eight-year-old children playing in the park at my doorstep, and when I saw a little boy running around with his hands in his pockets, I called out to him: "It's very dangerous, and I can't help him if I fall!" The little boy replied with a smile: "But I'm going to go home hand in hand with Xiao Yao in a while, and if my hands are cold, I won't be able to warm her hands~" After speaking, he blinked and ran away... I suddenly felt like this kid had won at the starting line...

93. "Others just praised your son for looking like a star, why do you want to fight him?" "He said my son is like Edison Chen!" Nicholas Tse roared angrily.

94. Two married women are chatting. A: I just signed up for a cram school, and I don't have to worry about my husband picking on me in the future. B: You can really do it, can't I just teach you how to cook? I still need to go to some cram school! A: I signed up for taekwondo cram school!!

95. There is a beautiful woman living downstairs. After her husband repaired her TV once, he went to her house twice in three days, saying that it was repairing things. One day, when my husband came home, he saw a man in his house and asked, "Who is this guest?" The wife said, "Upstairs, I asked him to come and see what needs to be repaired in our house." ”

96. When the husband came back from a business trip, the wife asked, "It took so long to come back, did you miss me outside?" "Why don't you want to! I was on a business trip for a month, 30 days, and I thought about it every day! When the wife heard this, she jumped up: "Okay, you conscienceless, 31 days last month, say, who are you thinking about one more day?" ”

97. Today, on the birthday of a female colleague in the company, her husband entrusted the flower shop to send a clown to send flowers and blessings, how romantic and warm the scene is! A colleague hugged Hua Hua and burst into tears: "Hey, strange, where did my husband get the money?" ”

98. A man asked a woman, you gave your first time to your boyfriend, what do you give to your future husband! The woman replied, "Technique."

99, **Silk! The real meaning of 2013 and 2014 is "two lifetimes, two lifetimes"! The reality is cruel, let's wash and sleep!

100. In the morning, waiting for the big passengers at the station, a college student came up to me with a donation box marked with a red ribbon and said, "Sir! There are a lot of people here who donate to people living with HIV/AIDS. I was very moved to see the box full of money, and I took the box and said, "Thank you." ”