Chapter 32: A Unique Party

(Touched: Originally, I thought yesterday that the number of updates in the future would decrease, and Brother Scarecrow would not necessarily support it anymore.) For this reason, it is also sad that the only high-V reader at present may not be there. When I opened it today, Brother Dao's reward was there again, and at that time, my eyes were a little moist. )

Originally, after receiving this task, Wushan wanted to steal some things from the future.

Later, after thinking about it, I gave up.

Heaven has the virtue of a good life, and since it has given itself the opportunity to be reborn, it is already a great blessing.

Of course, for foreign things, they will be brought in, and Wushan does not have any psychological burden. Heaven gives it to take it, but it suffers from it. Do you really let those gringos come to earn our renminbi again? His own rebirth seems meaningless.

At the end of this century and the beginning of the next century, it is the world of the IT industry. As a reborn, if you don't take advantage of such a good opportunity, you will really be reborn in vain.

Longfu is a little struggle in his heart, and he doesn't want his descendants to wear suits to work. A suit, as the name suggests, is a Western garment. As one of the four ancient civilizations in the world, he doesn't even have his own traditional clothes, and he can't talk about it. Let's see, the descendants of ancient India, Egypt, and Babylon, which country does not have its own traditional clothing? China is the only one that does not. The dragon costume is a combination of the advantages of the tunic and the robe and horse coat, all of which are made of cloth buttons, which is unique in the world of clothing.

The Voice of Hong Kong Island itself is not in China. For the rest, it's better to give yourself a direction. For example, Lucas, after digging into the company, provided him with enough funds to let him toss it himself. No matter what kind of genius they are, they are given enough space for development and financial support, and Wushan believes that the potential of people is unlimited.

There are some good songs in later generations, and there are many suitable for the occasion. But Wushan felt that there was no need to plagiarize, and the rebirth of the lucky invitation to heaven must also give these artistic talents a living space.

Even so, he was busy and wore many hats.

Host, it's hard to find a man.

At this time, the vast majority of soldiers were rural soldiers. It's okay for you to ask them to write their own names, but it's hard to read them along the paper.

What's more, as a program host, many times you need to play on the spot. Of course, there are many who are competent, but Wushan can't invite them to do this, such as Liu Taimeng, the second generation of the army.

In the end, Wushan had no choice but to go into battle. There are two female program hosts, one is Wang Xuegui's aunt Wang Rongxuan, and the other is Zhang Yaowu's daughter-in-law Li Ahua.

Wushan and Wang Rongxuan's Mandarin are quite standard, and Li Ahua's is a bit miserable. But it can't be helped, since it's a party, it definitely needs local people to participate. Choose the tallest one among the short, and Li Ahua will make do.

Seeing Mike in this era, Wushan was a little crying.

A straight, straight Mike stood there, wired. If it was a solo show, Mike next to him would have to be removed immediately. Otherwise, a soloist, you have two or three microphones there, and it won't be like talking.

That's pretty good. According to the feedback from the soldiers, each regiment did not have a microphone at all, and only roared with their voices.

In the setting of the program, Wushan didn't think about the leader to speak, but he still pretended to ask Liu Taimeng for instructions. He really denied it directly: "On such a celebratory day, the soldiers and local comrades all want to watch the show, what is it if I go up to speak?" He knew the audacity of Wushan, and added at the end: "Don't catch me off guard, don't let me go up and speak when the time comes, don't blame you Uncle Liu for not giving you face." ”

The auditorium of the brigade headquarters is larger than the auditorium in Shengli County. But there are a lot of people in the brigade organs, and all the stools have been moved to the backstage for the actors to rest. The brigade leaders have fun with the people, and everyone stands and watches. Otherwise, if you put the stool in the auditorium, it won't fit at all. Although the notice said that the people who wanted to come and see it were voluntary, it was estimated that except for the soldiers on duty, they would come to see it.

Wushan also improvised a cross talk. At first, he still wanted to let the sketch come out early, but after thinking about it, he thought about whether it would fall off. China's sketches, itself a landscape of the Chinese Spring Festival Gala, have been popular for more than ten years.

And the art of cross talk has a long history. Even in the later era when the sketches were already in recession, cross talk was still alive and well. Wushan agrees with what the singer Jiang David said: "The first is the work, the second is the work, and the third is the work." "As long as there is a good work, as long as the person who can remember the lines goes up, it can make the audience laugh.

Unexpectedly, the person who spoke cross talk the most had to fall on Wushan's head, and his partner was Wang Xuegui's brother-in-law Jin Baohua.

The storyline of cross talk is not complicated, it is about a soldier's visit to his relatives and what he saw and heard, which in itself can resonate with the soldiers. became a soldier, and I felt that I had gained knowledge outside, and I didn't even speak my hometown, which led to a lot of jokes.

Jin Baohua laughed several times at the beginning, but fortunately, after facing Wushan several times, he didn't laugh again. At this time, there is no entertainment in itself. Although Wushan did not plagiarize the jokes of later generations in the cross talk, he still added a lot of classic jokes of later generations to the baggage from time to time. He is funny, and Jin Baohua is funny.

The first sentence of Wushan's line is: Uncle, may I ask what kind of place is this? As a local, Jin Baohua doesn't understand these words, for example, in the local area, the old man is the old man.

Anyway, the people from the brigade are also from all over the world, and the dialects of each place are added, which makes the whole cross talk have a sense of the times, but it is very different from the dull cross talk of this era.

The soldier played by Wu Shan saw that the county town had changed greatly, and he didn't know how to go. In the process of asking for directions, speaking is very different from the local accent. In the end, he aroused the suspicion of his father-in-law, and he was about to find someone to arrest him, but he had to say that he was a soldier who went home to visit relatives.

In the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, every family has to celebrate the New Year. Especially Zhang Yaowu, both of them came. Fortunately, Wushan asked, and he said that he would go back to his old father's house for the New Year. Everyone else had to go home. Therefore, the party was scheduled to start at 9 a.m. and end at 11 a.m. After that, there was a thank-you banquet, and the local comrades took the bus back from which they came.

At nine o'clock, Wushan also provided red dragon clothes to the two female hosts. The weather was a little overcast, but as soon as the three of them stood on the platform in the spotlight, they caused a heckle among the soldiers.

Wushan: Respected leader

Wang Rongxuan: Ladies and gentlemen

Li Ahua: Comrades soldiers

Together: Happy New Year, everyone

Wushan: On this day of family reunion, my comrades-in-arms cannot go home because of the heavy responsibility of protecting their families and defending the country.

Wang Rongxuan: My comrades-in-arms, my brothers and sisters, all of them come from all over the world and come together for the common revolutionary goal.

Li Ahua: As the guardians of the motherland, you are worthy of the title of the loveliest person. Listen to the poem reading: Who is the cutest person.

In fact, this is just a fragment from the cutest person's most eloquent episode, which was personally played by Li Ahua, the pillar of the local art troupe.

Later, when the curtain was announced, the military's program was reported by Wang Rongxuan. On the local program, Li Ahua reported the curtain.

This is followed by the traditional lion dance.

One show after another, when Wushan and Jin Baohua were talking about cross talk, they reached a climax. Everyone didn't expect that cross talk could still be heard in the barracks. Wushan's military uniform is nothing, Jin Baohua is wearing a white sheep's belly short coat and a white turban on his head, and he has already ignited everyone's enthusiasm before he starts.

Wu Shan didn't know what to do, and just as the show was going on, the unexpected group had already rushed to the auditorium. They came to find Liu Taimeng, but at this time, just like Song Danshan said: the crowd of people and the sea of gongs and drums are noisy. The officers at the brigade headquarters had fun with the soldiers, and they didn't know where they were. The old man in the lead looked at it, shook his head and smiled bitterly, and later joined everyone to enjoy the show outside the window. There's no way, the people outside the window are already full. Fortunately, the soldiers standing guard brought them stools.

Locally and in the troops, it was like a show. There is a lion dance here, and it is immediately a training program for the fighters.

Everyone usually just feels bitter and tired, but when the training is moved to the stage as a program, it has a different flavor. A knowing smile broke out on every soldier's face. And the local people, who also watched it with relish in the background, couldn't imagine that the life of the army was so monotonous, and couldn't help but love these soldiers more and more.

The people at the health center performed excerpts from the Peking Opera "Shajiabang", which can be seen in various places during this period. Everyone saw these popular Peking Opera repertoire with their own eyes, and the applause was overwhelming.

The Chinese drama "Baili Xi Recognizes His Wife" made everyone dumbfounded. Fortunately, when Wushan was rehearsing, he taught the synopsis of the story to his comrades in the reconnaissance company.

After Baili Xi became a doctor in the Qin State, he always maintained the idea of loving the people, he was diligent in political affairs, did not sit in a car when tired, did not use an umbrella in the hot summer, walked all over the country, did not use the entourage of vehicles, did not bring armed defense, and won the trust of the people of the Qin State. Internally, it advocated education, opened up the wisdom of the people, that is, spiritual civilization, according to the official system and court rituals of the Zhou Dynasty, Baili Xi changed the backward state system of the Qin State; Externally, we should do a good job in relations with neighboring countries, refrain from war, and make the Qin state rule in a short period of time.

Once, Baili Xi's prime minister's house was staggered, and the guests and hosts laughed frequently, which was very lively. Baili Xi asked the singers and dancers to play music and sing to hold a church meeting to entertain the guests. After hearing the sound of musical instruments, the maid who was washing clothes in the Prime Minister's Mansion took the initiative to ask to play a song for the doctor Bailixi, and Bailixi readily agreed.

The old woman went out into the crowd, and generously played the harp and sang to herself:

Baili Xi, five sheepskins. When I remember to say goodbye, I cook the female, cook and cook, and today I am rich and forgetful.

Baili Xi, when I first married me, there were five sheepskins. Cooking suckling chicken when parting, now is suitable for wealth and selflessness.

Baili Xi, Baili Xi, the mother is dead, buried in Nanxi. The grave is covered with tiles, covered with firewood, and Huang Li is licked.

Chicken. West into Qin, five skins, today rich and noble donate to me.

Listening to this euphemistic, intriguing, and sincere singing, Baili Xi was surprised, so he stepped forward to ask, only to know that Lu Dao turned out to be his wife, Du Shiqian, who came to the front of him. Baili Xi's wife Du Shi has not been heard from for decades since her husband left. The family was poor, and when there was a famine, he took his son out to escape the famine. Du begged for food and went to the Qin State, and learned that Baili Xi had become a doctor in the Qin State. In order to get close to Bailixi, she managed to go to Bailixi's mansion and become a laundry maid. After recognizing each other in the hall, the husband and wife hugged their heads and cried.

The people in the brigade headquarters, although they didn't understand it very much, still watched it attentively.

When arranging the order of the programs, Wushan specially intertwined the programs of the local and military units, so that it appeared compact and coherent.

Comparatively, the program of the troops is slightly monotonous. Except that the solo is the chorus. Fortunately, this time there are Peking Opera and cross talk. The brigade headquarters originally had a cultural and entertainment team, which Wushan didn't know about before. Wang Rongxuan and Zhang Yimei, the two sisters, are actually members of the entertainment team, and their sisters also dedicated a hometown double allegro.

Wu Shan sat backstage, listening to the bursts of applause from the soldiers. After his cross talk performance, there is basically nothing to do with him, only the last curtain call.

With a relaxed expression, the tiredness of the past few days came to me. After reaching the end, I don't know when I fell asleep.

When I woke up, I was woken up by Ma Qinghong.

Inside the auditorium, there was no one for a long time.

"What time is it, Brother Ma?" Wu Shan wiped the harazi on the side of his mouth.

"It's past four o'clock," Ma Qinghong looked at his watch: "If it weren't for the female comrades next to your platoon commander telling me, I wouldn't have known where you went." ”

It's only four o'clock? It looks like it's going to get dark.

The second Ao, the guy who is heavy on color and light on friends. Wu Shan was indignant. Seeing that this kid was fighting so quickly, Wushan was still very pleased. He remembered Sally, the first woman he had met in his life, and thought of Nan Nan. I don't know what Lu Dao will do in the future, but now he thinks of these two women, no, he still wants to be a little girl, and his face can't help but feel a little warm.

"Are you hungry? The chief wants to see you! Ma Qinghong glanced at Wushan, and after a good night's sleep, the fatigue on his body had been swept away.

"Oh, good." When Wushan came down, he was wearing a military uniform, but he just stood there and straightened out his military appearance: "What about the local comrades? Alas, I was so sleepy, and I slept less than three hours in these three days combined. ”

"It's all gone, the brigade commander personally sent it to the car, and he also accompanied him when he ate." Ma Qinghong walked in front: "Let's go to the reunion dinner together." ”

Walking to the restaurant, Wu Shan was surprised: "Why are you here?" ”