Chapter 535: Tomb Robbery Notes Special (3)
Teacher He stood on the topic board and said: "Let's look from the back to the front, if Xiao Yu sees the actors' complaints in the first one, I'm afraid that a full martial arts will be staged directly on the scene, and my small body can't be controlled." ”
Under Guo Xiaoyu's extremely helpless expression, Mr. He opened the first shooting team's complaint about Guo Xiaoyu: "Masochism, paranoia of victimization and split personality in the eyes!" ”
"Holy!"
Guo Xiaoyu himself was taken aback by this passage, which one of these three is an incurable disease, why did he find all of them directly?
"With such a ferocious three major diseases, it seems that the medicine can't be stopped!"
"Where is this? Xiao Yu can't be the sequelae of taking too much medicine, right? ”
In the ridicule of the audience, the program team opened the interview video that had been prepared for a long time.
The first thing that jumped out was Mo Yanyun, one of the three assistant directors of "Notes on Tomb Robbery", she waved her hand to the camera first and said, "Hello everyone, let me tell you!" Xiao Yu definitely has a strict personality split, when we rested, his whole person became super strange, one second he was still laughing, the next second he was furious, I suspect that there are multiple personalities in Xiao Yu's heart. ”
After Mo Yanyun, the props in the crew jumped out again and said: "Sister Yanyun is not wrong at all, in fact, his illness is getting deeper and deeper with the filming time, at first he was just bored there by himself, and then he began to ask us, one day I was eating, Brother Xiao Yu suddenly ran over and asked me: If I am killed, what kind of state are you?" And he has asked countless people questions like this. Isn't this a victim paranoia? ”
"This is still a trivial matter, after a period of time after the shooting, Xiao Yu's condition is getting more and more serious, he no longer asks others, but tries it himself, often making himself red and purple, which is more masochistic than masochism!"
With You Lao, the oldest in the crew, speaking, Guo Xiaoyu has changed from a happy teenager to a mentally ill person with severe split personality, paranoia of victimization, and self-abuse.
Seeing this scene, Guo Xiaoyu was completely dumbfounded, he didn't expect this group of people to give him such a big gift. Spread your hands. sighed and said, "Who am I trying to provoke?" ”
"Haha......"
Originally, the audience was still holding their laughter, but Guo Xiaoyu couldn't help it. Laughter immediately echoed in the studio.
"Ha Lu Ha ......" Xie Na patted Guo Xiaoyu's shoulder and complained: "Xiao Yu." The medicine cannot be stopped. Don't stop. ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" Wu Xin also made do: "And remember to go to the doctor." ”
"I have a friend who is an authority on psychiatry, do you want me to introduce you to him?" Teacher He was still serious when he said this at first, and he smiled as he spoke: "Ouch...... Mentally ill. I can't stand it anymore. ”
"Hey...... Have you laughed enough? Guo Xiaoyu drooped his head and said, "Can you still play happily?" ”
Guo Xiaoyu was cute, and everyone laughed even more.
After a while, Teacher He said, "Okay, okay, Xiao Yu, you explain to me the things that were said in the video just now." ”
"Actually, it's very simple, I'm just in the play."
"Into the play?"
Guo Xiaoyu's words pulled everyone's attention over, and I only heard him say slowly: "This subject matter is very novel, neither I nor Brother Cheng have any experience in this area, many details are moved forward by groping, in order to achieve the effect I want to shoot something, so before the start of each scene, I will bring myself into different roles to find the best feeling I want, so I have what they call split personality disorder......" Speaking of which, Guo Xiaoyu really had the heart to kill Mo Yanyun, and this thing knew what he was doing and coaxed.
"Oh......" After everyone showed a sudden realization, Teacher He continued to sleep and asked, "Then you ask them later, what is the matter with self-abuse?" ”
"It's all the same." Guo Xiaoyu explained: "The matter is very simple, sometimes it is useless to just think about it, so I gather the wisdom of the masses, and then I will ask them, as for what is the problem of self-abuse? Guo Xiaoyu paused and continued: "There are a lot of big action scenes in a small space in the play, this is very difficult to film, in order to find the best effect, so I went into battle in person, and it was inevitable to bump and bump on the ground, and it became masochistic in the mouth of this group of guys, see if I can't clean them up when I go back." Saying that, Guo Xiaoyu glared fiercely at the photos of Mo Yanyun and the others in the video.
Looking at Guo Xiaoyu's angry expression as if he was a child, Teacher He and the others laughed even more happily.
After the atmosphere eased a bit, Mr. He said: "Okay, let's take a look at the second question now and see if the production team has anything to complain about." ”
As soon as Mr. He lifted the board, he saw that it was written: "I am so careful that I grind." ”
"Oh, careful and grinding are two completely opposite words, what is it that makes them appear in one person at the same time, let's take a look."
The person who appeared in the video this time was a big coffee, and it was a person who could only watch how to train Guo Xiaoyu, I saw Guo's father say hello to everyone, and said: "Xiaoyu has been careful since he was a child, but this time "Tomb Robbery Notes" is definitely too careful, to give a very simple example, two super few shots, he insisted on watching it dozens of times, and then chose the one he was absolutely the best, in fact, he knew that these two shots were the same, but he didn't feel comfortable if he didn't watch it dozens of times, This is simply the most abrasive person I've ever met. ”
"That's right, right?"
"Hehe......" Guo Xiaoyu laughed dryly and said: "It's all for the movie, of course I want to make the best movie for everyone, so it's inevitable that it's a little too detailed." ”
In fact, Guo's father really didn't mistake him, the pressure on Guo Xiaoyu from "The King of Heaven" is the biggest since his debut, although Guo Xiaoyu is still so confident in front of outsiders, in fact, what he pays in private is unimaginable to others, what is it to watch the same shot dozens of times, once because of an axis problem, a shot was taken eighteen times, and Guo Xiaoyu himself watched it hundreds of times, so he found the most suitable position.
People often say that the heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, and starve their bodies and skin......
Whether the heavens have sent a great task to him, he doesn't know the way, he only knows that the hardships he has endured are definitely far beyond what others think! (To be continued......)