The strange man had already greeted the management of the island, and as soon as their boat docked, a burly black fat man came over, and the strange man went over to shake his hand: "Brother Tian, I'm causing you trouble again; The rooms are all set aside for us, right? ”

The black fat man said, "It's all arranged, you go to see the house first, and come over at six o'clock for dinner." The fat black man said to the two men next to him, "You two take them over to see the house." ”

The strange man waved his hand at everyone and said, "Let's go!" Let's go to see the property first. ”

The group followed the two men along a corridor to a low house. Everyone walked all the way and laughed: "How do we sleep?" Is it a man and a woman sleeping together? ”

The strange man replied: "Whatever you want, freely combine, choose your own partner who lives together." ”

"Do men and women sleep together?"

"Don't ask me about this, whoever sleeps with you asks who to go." ――

When he arrived at the house, the strange man said loudly: "You have chosen a room, take a shower, go directly to the canteen, and start the meal at six o'clock on time." ”

When the staff on the island saw their boat docking, they lit the firewood pot, and got busy killing chickens and stewing fish, and when they put the meals on the table one by one, the group members also walked in one after another.

The strange man stood at the door and shouted, "Everyone sit casually, there are eight people at this table, and seven people at that table." ”

Shi Song said: "Let's not divide the table, we all sit at one table, everyone can squeeze in, squeeze down." ”

Someone chimed in: "Yes, let's sit at a table, it's more lively." ”

The strange man spoke: "Then sit at a table." ”

Everyone moved the stool and moved the vegetables.

"Xinrong, come here, sit next to me."

Xinrong glared at Lele with disgust: "You let me pass." I'm not going to go there, I'm fine sitting here. ”

"You don't come and I'll go." Lele got up and walked over.

If the heart is shallow, the water will see Lele coming. Hurriedly gave up his seat and sat next to the strange man: "I sit next to our master." ”

The weirdo is smoking. A cigarette burned with an ember, and he stood up and said, "This is our first time gathering, thank you all here, for bringing us together, I would like to give you a drink." ”

Everyone stood up and toasted each other.

The strange man drank all the wine in the cup and said slowly: "Among those of us, I have only met with the strange wife and Shi Song, and the others are meeting for the first time. Shall we introduce ourselves to each other? ”

Everyone said in unison, "Good! ”

The strange man looked at Qiu Gao, who was sitting on his left, and said, "Let's start with you." ”

Qiu Gao stood up and said: "Thank you very much for creating such a good opportunity for us, so that I have the honor to meet you, I won't say anything, just make a poem for everyone: The water of the autumn wind pool is reflected on the railing, and the moon is soft and soft." The lotus pond petals fall fragrantly, and the lotus flowers are drunk like a dream in the coming year. ”

"Good! Good! Everyone applauded.

The strange man looked at Shi Song and said, "It's your turn, you can say a few words." ”

Shi Song stood up: "It's nice to meet everyone, let me introduce myself first, my online name is Shi Song." My real name is also Shi Song, I am forty-nine years old this year, and it has been almost three years since I retired. My heart isn't so good, and I'm working full-time now—"

The strange husband interjected: "He is a model husband, who follows him in this life is considered a blessing." You don't have to take care of everything at home, he takes care of everything. Not only did his daughter-in-law and children think of him well, but his mother's family did not fail to say that he was good. Special filial piety, he buys vegetables to buy double portions, runs on both sides every day, busy with work here and there, he has to take care of which side, even the sister-in-law's affairs have become his business, he doesn't have an Accord car, the car is about to become his sister-in-law's special car, sister-in-law a phone call, let him go where he has to go, do you dare to say a 'no' word? ”

Shi Song laughed at himself: "Don't dare." ”

Someone joked, "Is that your business?" overstepped his authority, and the little brother-in-law should be unhappy when he knows it. ”

"No wonder you're so busy, you can also take care of your sister-in-law's affairs."

Shi Songhan smiled: "Well, you have to take care of it, their family's affairs are my business." ”

The strange man added: "Shi Song's food is well cooked, and we can go to his house to taste it when we have the chance." ”

"If he's not afraid to kneel on the washboard, we'll go."

Shi Song smiled: "I don't dare if she's at home, I dare to go up to the house to uncover the tiles if she's not there." ”

Everyone leaned back and laughed when they heard this, but Shi Song looked serious, he picked up his wine glass and said, "No kidding, I'll toast everyone." ”

After everyone had clinked glasses, the strange man said, "It's time to wander through the clouds, this is also a great poet in our group." ”

Xianyun walked and said humbly: "I am writing blindly, and I can't write well." She didn't stand up, she sat there and said, "I'm retired, I'm a housewife, and there's nothing to say, so I'll just say that I have a feeling of seeing you late, and I'm glad to see you, and I'm toasting you." ”

The strange man did not take his glass, he leaned back in his chair and said, "You can't just end there, you have to write a poem." ”

Xianyun walked and muttered for a moment with a wine glass, and the poem came: "The northern country and the south of the Yangtze River are connected by the network, and the light boat is floating among the water and clouds." ”

Everyone was still listening with their ears pricked up, and the idle cloud stroll came to an abrupt end.

The strange man said, "That's it, it's only half a sentence, what else?" ”

Xianyun walked and said, "Just say half a sentence, drink first." ”

"No, if you don't say the second half of the sentence, we won't drink this glass of wine."

Xianyun walked helplessly and said: "Okay, then I'll make up half a sentence: the spring dining room gathers, and the wine never sleeps." ”

"Good! Good! After a round of cheering, the strange husband said, "It's time to blame the wife, let's say a few words." ”

The strange wife's voice is a bit like that of an announcer, and she speaks in a loud voice: "I actually don't call the strange wife, my online name is Fei, I should be the oldest among these people, I am fifty-five years old, people are a little older, but my heart is not old-"

Lele interrupted her: "My sister is not old, and some people believe you when she says that you are forty." ”

Shi Song nodded yes: "Uh-huh, forty nods." ”

The strange man couldn't hold back his pee, stood up and said, "I'll go and make it easier, you can continue." With that, he walked out.

When the strange man turned back, she was talking about something in shallow water, and when she saw the strange man coming, she stood up and said, "I want to thank our master here, and I hope that he can organize more such activities for us in the future. As she spoke, she opened her arms to the strange man, and the strange man and the heart were like shallow water.

Someone shouted: "Kiss one!" Kiss one! ”

The strange man leaned his mouth over, and he thought it would be over at once, but he didn't expect Xinruo shallow water to open his mouth, and the two mouths sucked together, and at that moment, the strange man actually forgot that there were so many spectators around, and he really kissed Xinruo shallow water. The strange man's tongue poked into the mouth of the shallow water, and the shallow body of the heart softened after a moment, and she hugged the strange man tightly, and her mouth made a murmuring sound.

The people around were stunned, looking at them one by one, until the two people's bodies separated, and then they let out bursts of screams,

"We still want to see it."

"Would you like another one?"

"Yes!" (To be continued......)