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"Be a little more elegant, be a little more elegant...... "Zheng Dongfang is a little embarrassed, you said that a big girl discussed urinary incontinence with you, how is this embarrassing? ?

"Isn't that elegant?? Do you want me to say that I pee my pants in fear?? Zhou Yunshu's eyes widened and he said babblingly.

"You say, you say, I won't intervene......" Zheng Dong's skin twitched slightly, and he said with a forced smile.

"At that time, I felt like I was dying, but at this time, a light suddenly rushed in, and then those streamers were scattered at once, and after those streamers dispersed, my pressure was gone, and then I woke up......" Zhou Yunshu said that the light that suddenly appeared, and a trace of piety suddenly appeared on his little face, and said.

Zheng Dongfang knew in his heart that that light must be Nie Canglong's murderous aura, and that stream of light was naturally the liliang of the law.

"Why didn't you ask??" Zhou Yunshu looked at Zheng Dongfang and fell into deep thought, and couldn't help frowning, and said dissatisfiedly.

"Huh??" Zheng Dongfang came back to his senses, "What do you ask??" ”

"Ask next, if you don't ask, how can I continue??" Zhou Yunshu rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"Oh oh, what's next??" Zheng Dongfang smiled and hurriedly asked.

"Won't I wake up next??" Zhou Yunshu glanced at Zheng Dongfang and said angrily.

"Uh......" Zheng Dongfang suddenly didn't know what to say, his face turned slightly red, "What's that...... Then you say, you can say whatever you want, I will listen to what I can hear, and if I can't listen, I will go directly into my left ear and out of my right ear......"

"What can you hear and can't hear?? Can I say something I shouldn't have said? You old rascal, you are a man with a daughter-in-law. Do you still want to have thoughts about me?? Zhou Yunshu pursed his lips and said angrily.

"How do you know I have a daughter-in-law??" Zheng Dongfang didn't think about this, and rushed out directly.

"Well, are you going to leave your wretched wife behind me and ...... me I can tell you, you made a mistake, my master is such a powerful person there, if my object is not half as good as my master, I won't even look at him......" Zhou Yunshu pursed his lips and said.

"Am I wrong, okay?? Don't tease me......" Zheng Dongfang was about to cry. None of the apprentices of this great immortal Nie are fuel-efficient lamps.

"Hmph......" Zhou Yunshu pursed his lips, "In order to prevent you from beating my idea, let's bow down, you will be my brother, and I will be your sister, so that you will be completely dead......"

"I'm so old, when you're a brother??" A black line appeared on Zheng Dongfang's head at that time.

"If you were my brother, I would tell you about my experience. You may not know that when the light washes the streamer away, that posture, that momentum. Don't mention how amazing it is, it's not enough to ......describe it with antelope horns," Zhou Yunshu said mysteriously.

"Is this this??" When Zheng Dongfang heard Zhou Yunshu say this, he was really a little moved, "I'm older than you." If I swear, I'll have to be a brother......"

"Brother love??" Zhou Yunshu raised his eyebrows, "It seems that you haven't died to me......"

"I still love my brother. Brother and brother, isn't the relationship the same?? Zheng Dongfang glanced at Zhou Yunshu and said angrily.

"You really have bad intentions towards me, I'm going to tell my master to ......" Zhou Yunshu suddenly shouted.

"Okay, okay......" Zheng Dongfang immediately waved his hand, "If I want to bow down, I have to be a brother, let me be a younger brother, and I don't have ...... door."

"Didn't you just say that?? Brother and brother, isn't the relationship the same?? Zhou Yunshu pursed his lips, "Besides, if you become a brother, I will be your sister, usually the elder brother takes care of the younger sister, and I have no obligation to tell you about the antelope hanging horns......"

"You ......" Zheng Dongfang's tone suddenly stagnated, "You are fooling around, how can you do this worship according to your age, right?" ”

"I have to be your sister...... Zhou Yunshu is quite domineering, "My second senior sister is much younger than me, and I still call her sister??" ”

"Bowing and apprenticeship are two different things, bowing is done first, and then the size is arranged according to the age, and the apprenticeship is arranged according to the size of the entry......" Zheng Dongfang hurriedly said.

"Anyway, I don't care......" Zhou Yunshu pursed his lips, "As long as I bow down, I have to be the eldest sister......"

"That's not ......" Zheng Dongfang waved his hand, "Why don't we find your master to judge ......"

"My master??" Zhou Yunshu smiled coldly, "You still dare to appear in front of my master??" Aren't you afraid that my master will abolish you?? I advise you to prepare to be a younger brother, I am here to help you, if you become my younger brother, you will become a pit sister, no matter how unhappy my master is, he will not be able to say anything......"

"If I become your brother, wouldn't it be the same??" Zheng Dongfang didn't want to have an extra young lady on his head.

"Of course it's different, you pit sister, of course sister doesn't care about anything with you, if you are a pit sister, hum...... Think about it, you're a brother and even a sister, what face do you have to live in this world?? If you don't die to thank the world, you are not much different from a beast......" Zhou Yunshu's little mouth is like a small trumpet, crackling and talking, that jiashi is quite chilling, listen, this is all turned to die to thank the world.

"This ......" Zheng Dongfang's head was sweating at that time, "Don't bow down, okay??" I'll take you as a goddaughter......"

"What??" Zhou Yunshu's eyes widened at that time, and his pupils were full of anger, "You really have thoughts about me, I want to tell my master to go......" As he spoke, he got up and ran towards the cabin.

"I'll be your brother...... Zheng Dongfang was immediately frightened, and the defense line collapsed directly.

"It's almost ......" Zhou Yunshu was finally satisfied, ran back with a fart, sat down next to Zheng Dongfang, and hugged his shoulders with a big grin, "Good brother, call sister to listen......"

"Can you not scream??" Zheng Dongfang's tears are about to fall, this Zhou Yunshu should not worship Nie Daxian as a teacher. It is really ...... to worship the daughter-in-law of the great god Nie as a teacher It's maddening.

"You lied to my ......" Zhou Yunshu's arm bounced off like an electric shock, "You are taking advantage of me, do you know??" You don't treat me as a brother anymore, I just grabbed your shoulder, then it's not my sister holding my brother, you wait, I'll tell my master to go ......"

"Sister, sister...... Zheng Dongfang's tears came down, "You are my sister, this is all right......"

"That's it......" Zhou Yunshu was happy at that time. Brother, my good brother, don't worry, if there is anything difficult in the future, you can tell your sister, your sister covers you......" said, and patted Zheng Dongfang on the shoulder, looking arrogant as an eldest sister.

"Yes......" Zheng Dongfang wiped his tears and shook his head. Don't mention the sorrow in your heart.

"Hmm......" Zhou Yunshu nodded, "Good brother, my sister will describe to you that antelope hanging horns, how do you describe it?" It's really hard to say for a while. But one thing is certain, that is, indomitable, brave and invincible......"

"Let's talk about this later......" Zheng Dongfang wiped his tears. You let me cry for a while, and from then on I was a passerby, buddy, and finally degenerated......"

"Look at what you said. Why is it so unpleasant?? Zhou Yunshu rolled his eyes, "Be my younger brother, and you will break with Jiecao??" Look at your virtuous ......"

"Anyway, my festival is shatter......ed," Zheng Dongfang said cryingly.

"It's okay, isn't it just broken??" Zhou Yunshu patted Zheng Dongfang's shoulder, "Sister glue it to you to ensure that it is the same ......as when it was not broken."

"Why is my life so miserable......" Zheng Dongfang leaned back, and the whole person lay on the ground, and then rolled over and over.

"Brother......" Zhou Yunshu shook his head slightly, "You have grown so big for nothing, let me say what is good about you??" Do you want lollipops? ”

"Let me die...... Zheng Dongfang lay on the ground on all fours, looking at the dark sky with blank eyes, "I don't want to live anymore, life, why are you so boring??" ”

"Misanthropy??" Zhou Yunshu blinked his eyes, "The misanthropy of the world is mental illness, and if it is a disease, it must be cured, brother, don't worry, my master is a famous pharmacist, she must have medicine to cure mental illness in her hand, I will ask you for a pair to ......"

"Forget it...... Zheng Dongfang sat up, "I feel that this life is quite interesting, and I won't be bored if I live for another seven or eight hundred years......

"Don't you want to live anymore??" Zhou Yunshu looked at Zheng Dongfang with a smile, "Don't you think life is boring?" Why did you figure it out after such a while, this is not scientific, you won't lie to your sister, right?? ”

"Sister, my own sister, just spare me......" Zheng Dongfang couldn't cry anymore, "How can I say that it's also your brother??" ”

"That's ......" Zhou Yunshu nodded, "Brother, you can't scare your sister like this in the future, you also know that my sister doesn't have much ability, if there is something that can't be solved, I will definitely find my ......sister as soon as possible."

"Why don't you look for your master??" Zheng Dongfang glanced at Zhou Yunshu in some surprise, "Didn't you get close to your master?" ”

"My eldest aunt is here, and her menstrual cycle is irregular, do you still have to tell my master to go?? I and my master, after all, there is a difference between men and women, it is still convenient and fast to find my master, you don't know, my master knows astronomy and geography, she knows five hundred years before, and five hundred years later, she is a living immortal......" Zhou Yunshu glanced at Zheng Dongfang angrily and said.

"Yes, yes, yes......" Zheng Dongfang nodded busily, if this cheap sister is a cheap sister, don't be more serious with her, be more serious with her, it's purely boring, she and Aunt Qin's grandmother are all the way.

"What's that, brother......" Zhou Yunshu patted Zheng Dongfang on the shoulder, "When I eat later, I will announce to the big guy that you are my brother's business, and when the time comes, you will have to hold me up......"

"Can you not announce it?? Let's just call it in private......" Zheng Dongfang's face showed a hint of entanglement, "Worshipping is a matter for the two of us, and we don't need to make it known to the world......"

"What's going on??" Zhou Yunshu's eyes widened, "Worshipping is a big deal, and the world must know about it, otherwise it will be child's play." You also know, I'm a woman, you're a man, if this man and a woman are playing with a sister and brother, it will seem that this person is not serious, I don't know what people think of us......"

"Yes, yes, you are a sister, you have the final say...... Zheng Dongfang's tears flowed down, you said that you made a fuss about this today, and you originally wanted to sell a haode. Who knew that it was being sold and sold, so he put himself in, and there was a cheap sister on top of his head.

"This matter, it's settled......" Zhou Yunshu smiled proudly, and directly made a decision, "Look at my eyes when the time comes......

"Eye-to-eye acting??" Zheng Dongfang blinked his eyes, wiped his old tears, and was a little puzzled, "How do you act with a look??" ”

"I'll give you a look. You call me sister, and I will make one look, and you can call me sister, and I will make two eyes. You just call me sister twice, I make three looks, you call me sister three times......" Zhou Yunshu began to secretly teach the opportunity.

"This ......" Zheng Dongfang wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "If you make a big look." I just have to call my sister hard?? Isn't that a bit silly?? ”

"Look at you......" Zhou Yunshu rolled his eyes, "That's what I said, oh." I'm giving you a look, and if you don't know, you think the relationship between the two of us is unclear......"

"It's ......" Zheng Dongfang thought about it, and couldn't help but nodded, "Otherwise, you can give me a look, and I'll call you sister, is this okay??" ”

"Don't you think that you just need to call me sister, you have to take the opportunity to toast me with a glass of wine, will you toast the bar??" Zhou Yunshu patted Zheng Dongfang's shoulder and said.

"Toast ......" Zheng Dongfang was a little vague at the time, "It's a little bit, not very familiar......"

"If you don't know it well, then let's practice in advance, don't get out of the basket at that time, and let people see the jokes......" Zhou Yunshu pursed his lips and said.

"What's that......" Zheng Dongfang touched his nose awkwardly, "Let's play on the spot, anyway, that's what it means, when the meaning arrives, the mind will also arrive, the main thing is the mind, don't you say?" ”

"This makes sense, when the time comes, as soon as I make a look, you say, sister, I salute you for a cup, do it first, what about me, I have to put on a shelf, pretend not to hear, what about you, you pour another cup, and then use a louder voice, and then toast me a cup, this time you have to use the tone of the old student, you know the old student, right? ? It's the rough voice when singing, what about me, I have to put up a shelf, pretend not to hear, and then you pour another glass, and then use Xiao Dan's voice to toast me again, at this time I have face, and I will drink the wine......" Zhou Yunshu taught the details of the cheap brother.

"It's impossible to ......" Zheng Dongfang's face turned black at that time, and he stared at the unlucky cheap sister with a white face, "I'm not singing, let me tell you, if you let me be like this...... In this way, I am an old student and a little dan, I tell you, I don't live anymore, my ......"

"Okay, good ......" Zhou Yunshu saw that this cheap brother was really anxious, and couldn't help but compromise, "Let's just follow the tradition, if you toast me, I'll drink, let's not play those fancy jobs......"

"This ......" Zheng Dongfang's face softened, "It's almost ......"

"Yes, yes, it's almost ......" Zhou Yunshu nodded hurriedly, "We don't ask for those difficult moves......"

"I said, what are you two doing there??" Zhang Wenge, who was cooking, shouted at the two of them.

"Can you manage it??" Zhou Yunshu replied quite unceremoniously.

"Look at you, if it weren't for me and my father, your master wouldn't know that you would have died, let alone save you, and that's how you repay your life-saving benefactor??" Zhang Xiaohua'er heard what Zhou Yunshu said very politely, and immediately became unhappy, and said angrily.

"You sent a message to my master??" Zhou Yunshu's tone softened, "I really didn't expect it, I thought it was my master who was informed by my younger brother......"

"What's that, sister, it's still a little time before the meal time, I'll go practice my lines and ......" Zheng Dongfang felt guilty, got up, and ran away.

"Weird, quite weird......" Zhou Yunshu looked at the back of his cheap brother, pinched his chin, and walked towards the dining car, "My brother is quite weird......"

"What brother??" Zhang Xiaohua'er glanced at Zhou Yunshu, "Where did you come from, brother??" ”

"Didn't you hear that? I heard that your ears are very smart, and you can hear any small voice......" Zhou Yunshu glanced at Zhang Xiaohua'er and said.

"Look at you, even if we hear it, we have to pretend not to hear it, don't you still have to put on a show at the dinner table?? If we hear it in advance, it will affect your performance......" Zhang Xiaohua'er glanced at Zhou Yunshu and said angrily.

"That's ......" Zhou Yunshu couldn't help but nodded, "If you all put on a look like you already knew, it will really affect our ......."

"I said......" Zhang Wenge was happy, "Didn't Lao Zheng just trick you??" Are you going to toss him like that?? ”

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