One of the guards next to him didn't hold back, and laughed "poof". Everyone else pursed their mouths in recognition of each other, and their faces were flushed.

Hua Qianshu glanced at the guard and beckoned: "Come, show them, what is a smile." One by one, they had bitter gourd faces, as if their daughter-in-law had eloped with someone. ”

This guard was different from the others, he looked funny, and his smile was even more funny. When others laughed, their eyebrows flew, and when he smiled, his stubby eyebrows stood upside down, forming a figure of eight, and he trembled.

provoked the guards to convulsion their cheeks and deform.

Hua Qianshu shook her head helplessly and sighed: "Why are you smiling so cheaply?"

I don't know who muttered next to him: "His nickname is Han Xiaobei." ”

Han Xiaobei smiled cautiously: "Mrs. Huiyu, the little one is also ancestral." ”

This time, Hua Qianshu didn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

instructed Han Xiaobei: "Go to the kitchen and get a handful of chopsticks." ”

Han Xiaobei was busy with his face, and he was serious: "Yes, obey!"

When he turned around, he wanted to fly, and then turned his face to draw a snake and asked, "Just chopsticks, what about the plates and bowls?"

These words stunned Hua Qianshu and asked: "What do you want a bowl for?

Han Xiaobei was so frightened that he shrank his neck, and ran away with a "squeak".

The rest of the guards all looked at each other secretly, not knowing what kind of tricks their master was going to play on a whim.

The two guards who had offended Hua Qianshu stood aside, sweating profusely and being scared to the point of kidney deficiency.

Han Xiaobei ran back with a handful of chopsticks in his hand, and handed them over with both hands respectfully.

Hua Qianshu didn't answer, and ordered him: "One per person, send it down." ”

Han Xiaobei said again: "One person is not enough, how many I have, a pair, right?"

Hua Qianshu bared his teeth: "It's better, one of them each, and the rest is yours to use." ”

Han Xiaobei gave all the chopsticks in his hand to the guards, one for each person.

Hua Qianshu sank his face coldly, pointed at them and reprimanded: "Tell you plainly, I'll annoy you coffin faces." One by one, they are like the Seven Emperor Uncles, and I can see that my heart is blocked and I have indigestion.

From now on, when you see me, you will smile at me, laugh hard, and at the very least, show me all the eight white teeth in front of you. If anyone is as calm as some people, as if I owe him eight hundred dollars, be careful that all the anger I have spilled will come upon you. ”

None of the guards dared to talk back, only Han Xiaobei muttered in a low voice: "Uncle Seven Emperor won't let us laugh, he said that I wasn't a joker, and he kicked me last time." ”

Ahem.

It turns out that this seedling is here.

"Uncle Seven Emperor won't let you laugh because you laughed too ugly and looked like you were underbeaten. Now, put all the chopsticks in your hands horizontally in your mouth, and practice laughing for me until you have practiced. ”

The guards clubbed and did not move.

Hua Qianshu glared: "You don't pay attention to all my orders, right?"

One of the guards was bold: "We are waiting for the Han guards to give a demonstration." ”

It makes sense.

Hua Qianshu turned his face to find Han Xiaobei, who was secretly stuffing extra chopsticks into his sleeve, squeezing his eyebrows at the guard who spoke. When he saw Hua Qianshu looking over, he immediately smiled "hehe" shyly.

"I'll only use one, okay?"

Hua Qianshu smiled happily: "It also depends on whether the big guy agrees?"

"Disagree!"

"Popularity, it's a good thing. It seems that Han Guard's expectations are expected. ”

When the guards saw Hua Qianshu smiling profusely, they realized that she was not blaming, but just making fun of her own people. Therefore, looking at Han Xiaobei's embarrassment, he couldn't help but make fun of it presumptuously.

Hua Qianshu raised his finger and pointed at a few of them: "That's how you smile, showing eight teeth, kind and natural, so that the atmosphere in the Star Garden is harmonious." ”

I don't know who it is, but I had the courage to mutter: "If the Seventh Emperor Uncle is willing to smile with eight teeth, this Star Garden is the real harmony." ”

Hua Qianshu's ears were sharp, listening to it, and he squinted his eyes and looked at the guard who spoke: "If I let Uncle Seven Emperor laugh in front of you, what will you do?"

The guards looked at each other, and no one dared to answer these words for a while.

Han Xiaobei didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, so he stiffened his neck and shouted stupidly: "We have chopsticks for three days!"

Hua Qianshu's eyes flickered: "Do you have the final say?"

Han Xiaobei turned around and instigated a group of guards: "Do you want to see our prince laugh?"

The guards are not afraid of Hua Qianshu at all, and they are gossiping.

"You have to show your teeth!"

"Okay!" Hana Chiki agreed.

"Keep smiling all the time, at least a cup of tea. It can't be a flash in the pan. ”

Hua Qianshu thought for a while, it shouldn't be too difficult: "Okay!"

"You can't have two people colluding in advance to act. ”

"Good. ”

This is nonsense, if Ye Fang knew that she was betting with him and the guards, then she was not tired of being crooked?

"Win or lose, Madame can't betray us and punish us for making a bet with you. ”

Hua Qianshu smiled and nodded: "This is nature." Are there any other conditions?"

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and they all grit their teeth with their hearts crossed: "No." ”

You can't always step on your nose and face, it's too insatiable.

Isn't it just holding chopsticks for three days!

They also want to see if the methods of their side concubine are as powerful as the legend.

If she can really make her prince grin and smirk, it proves that she is not ordinary in the prince's heart, and when she sees her in the future, she will naturally laugh with the strength of breastfeeding.

Hua Qianshu first laughed to himself: "Remember to keep your chopsticks, if anyone loses them, they will be replaced with a rolling pin and held for three days!"

That's too bad, isn't it? Won't the jaw be dislocated?

Han Xiaobei shrank his neck and asked without fear of death: "But what if you lose, Madame?"

"Lose?" Hua Qianshu smiled casually: "Your daughter-in-law and sons are all wrapped up in me." Of course, whoever smiles the best will have the most beautiful daughter-in-law. I will not break my word. ”

None of the guards dared to shout excitedly, but the little eyes suddenly let out a light with a "swish", and their blood was boiling, and they rubbed their hands together in a hurry.

This lady is simply a nine-day fairy, and she really knows how to go to people's hearts.

Eating meat and drinking wine, the prince often has rewards on weekdays, but the eldest girl has never had it. There is not even a mother mouse in this Star Garden, it is purely a monk temple.

Don't say that people won, even if they didn't win, for the sake of this daughter-in-law, they also fought, and they were willing to consciously hold a rolling pin for three days, no, even if it was a mallet, we were not ambiguous at all.