The intense training finally came to an end, and the five of us finally had a big week, I deliberately turned off my mobile phone on Friday, and then went online the next morning, and sure enough, I saw Xiaofang.

In fact, I analyzed: Xiaofang is still a more principled person, from Monday to Friday, he never goes online, which shows that this person works hard; Saturday and Sunday have to go online, indicating that she is definitely single. I finally had the opportunity to meet my chat buddies, and for the first time in my life, it was very exciting.

In fact, have you noticed that there is a saying called "curiosity kills cats", which is basically reflected in everyone.

Now that I think about it, in fact, I am so eager to see Xiaofang, not because I have any thoughts about her, but because of her mystery. Actually, sometimes my little wisdom will also be well displayed, just look at my chat with Xiaofang.

"Beauty, why do you get up so early?" I accosted.

Xiaofang replied: "You don't go to work today, I am a hardworking child who gets up early every day." ”

I received, "yes, I'm not at work today, I'm okay to go online." ”

Xiaofang began to sarcastically mock me: "Is it going online and soaking my sister again?" ”

Through the computer, I didn't blush: "Do you see me like that, what's more, I'm stupid, who will pay attention to me." ”

Xiaofang didn't know whether to praise me or scold me: "You're not stupid, even I can fool you." ”

I hurriedly typed: "Have you fallen for me, I haven't seen you until now." ”

Xiaofang made a smile: "Do you want to invite me to dinner and watch a movie today?" ”

You see, I asked her to take the initiative to say, she still has to take some energy: "Aren't you busy today, I'm going to put other things off, please watch a movie." ”

In fact, I'm still too tender, the more reserved the girl, the more sought-after, if the man is strong, it may become cow dung on the side of the road, and everyone will stay away.

When I saw Xiao Fang's reply, I knew that I had lifted myself too high, and Xiao Fang said indifferently: "Then you are busy, don't delay your business, I just want to go out." ”

I gently touched my face, I really owed a little, so I had to win and lose: "Aren't you okay, I'll invite you to dinner and watch a movie." ”

People are still unwilling: "I really have something to do, you go and get busy." ”

I knew that she was shirking, so I could only beg bitterly: "Look, if you don't go to your own business tomorrow, give me face today, I'll take care of everything, no matter what you want to do." ”

This person is still unwilling: "You wait a while, I'll think about it." ”

I learned well this time, and immediately asked, "Where is it convenient for you, I'll go to you." ”

Xiao Nizi still grinded it down for me, and said, "In an hour, we'll see you in the Yellow River Park." ”

I hurriedly got off the plane and rushed to the Yellow River Park, in fact, the Yellow River Park is also quite close, I walked for more than half an hour, and I finally decided to take the car.

When I arrived at the park, I first took a turn and observed the terrain, and then I sat down in a hidden corner near the main entrance, and I held my phone in my hand, observing everyone who came in and out. Actually, I also know that I don't know her even when I see her, and besides, she may not come in through this door.

About half an hour or so, I saw a text message: "Brother hooligan, where are you?" ”

Actually, I think it's quite handsome to call hooligans on the Internet, but if you are called a hooligan in person, I think there will definitely be a high rate of turning heads.

I replied, "Where are you, I'll go to you, don't call me a scoundrel, call me by my name." ”

"Okay, I'm on a bench in the pavilion, and you can see it when you come." Xiao Fang replied to me.

I asked, "What do you look like and what clothes do you wear?" ”

Xiaofang replied: "I am very beautiful and wear cotton clothes. ”

There is a pavilion in the park, few people sit down in this weather, they are basically walking around, in the end it is relatively cold, and I saw two people in it when I was far away from the pavilion.

A girl, who should be an adult, has her head down and can't see her face clearly. There is also a little girl, petite and exquisite, dressed in flowers, and she can't tell her age from a distance, but she can be sure that she must still be a child, and she also lowered her head.

Both of them should be playing with their phones, and I think it must be the big girl. I asked, "Are you the beauty of the pavilion?" ”

Xiaofang replied: "Yes, come on, sit next to me, we will call the screen name for the first time when we meet." "But he didn't look up at me, and I think I'm embarrassed.

I walked over softly and sat down next to the eldest girl, both of whom looked up at me and did not speak, but the eldest girl gave way in the direction of being far away from me.

I looked at this girl, she should be quite tall, and her face was very beautiful, but she had a few pimples on her face, which made her posture drop by three points, and a piece of damaged an acre of land.

I looked at the little girl again, that is, fourteen or fifteen years old, with a round face, that kind of cutie, the only thing that was unbearable was that her face was smeared with a thick layer of powder, and it was a little uneven. I leaned in with the eldest girl and asked in a low voice, "Are you Xiaofang, I'm a licensed hooligan." ”

The girl stood up at once, "Rascal! And he cried out loudly.

I pulled her and whispered, "Don't be so loud, I'm a hooligan." ”

The girl turned and walked briskly out, muttering, "Neurotic; Perverted ------ "I was stunned.

The little girl next to her smiled and squatted on the ground, holding the ground with one hand. I walked awkwardly to the outside of the pavilion, and heard a crisp voice behind me call again: "Brother hooligan." ”

I turned my head and saw the little girl standing there, holding her hands together and placing them on her lower abdomen, laughing so hard that she couldn't breathe. I felt like it was a nasty face. My fire, I, I can't send it to her yet, I was so angry that I "snorted" twice, turned my face and walked out.

The little girl took two steps to follow me: "Brother hooligan, I'm sorry. ”

I ignored her and didn't stop. The little girl grabbed my arm: "Brother hooligan, I apologize to you, the eldest husband can't be so stingy." ”

I still ignored her. As soon as the little girl's hand was loosened, she squatted on the ground and cried, many people looked at this side, and I quickly retreated: "What are you crying about, I should cry that." ”

The little girl said aggrievedly: "I apologized, but you still ignored me." ”

I hurriedly said, "Get up, go, don't be here, what a shame." The little girl happily stood up and followed me, and I found that there were no tears on her face, liar, big liar, crying is also fake.

No wonder some people say: It's hard to raise women and villains. Little women are more difficult to raise, my experience now.

It turned out that the beautiful netizen I dreamed of was actually a child, and I was a little disappointed, so I wanted to coax her home.

But she pestered me, insisted that I invite her to dinner and watch a movie, saying that a man should talk and count, I couldn't help it, so I took her to a snack bar. Thinking of fulfilling the promise and withdrawing quickly, she didn't expect her to be very happy: "Brother hooligan, you are really a good man, you will be reduced, I will definitely marry you when I grow up." ”

I said, "Stop calling me a hooligan, I'm a real hooligan today." The little girl stuck out her tongue and made a strange expression.

The little girl didn't order a few dishes, so I asked me to order more, and she said, "If I kill you now, you won't take me to eat again." ”

I think, if you don't eat it, I won't take you with me in the future. I was thinking about it when she suddenly said, "Do you want to say, you won't take me with you in the future anyway." "I almost choked to death with a mouthful of foam.

During the meal, I asked her, "How old are you?" ”

"Eighteen." The devil believes.

I threatened her, "If you don't tell the truth, the movie will be gone." ”

She hurriedly said: "I am eighteen years old, but in fact I am twenty-eight." ”

I almost choked on a mouthful of food: "Why is it twenty-eight again, you are eighty-eight." ”

She smiled: "What do you know, it's twenty-eight, twenty-eight Fanghua, sixteen years old." "But I don't think she's sixteen years old, but I still say sixteen years old.

She said that she was a freshman in high school, and her teachers usually didn't allow her to bring her mobile phone to school, and she had to do her homework when she went home, so she could play during the week, because her grades were better, and her parents didn't care about her because they didn't think it was necessary. I finally knew why I could only see her on Saturdays and Sundays.

I calculated, the little girl was eight or nine years older than me, and I wanted to take a little girl to walk around the street, and I was embarrassed to see acquaintances, so I said, "You can call me uncle in the future, I am about the same age as your father." ”

I didn't expect the little girl to watch too many Korean dramas: "You are so modern, you want to be an uncle, I won't fall in love with an uncle." "But in the end he agreed to call me uncle.

For dinner, we drove to the cinema, and I really didn't want to wander around the street with my little girl. She chose a romance film, and I was embarrassed to accompany her and wait for her to enter the scene.

I was sitting on the couch in the movie theater, and before the movie started, she was running around and suddenly ran up to me: "Uncle Hooligan, I want to buy a bottle of Coke and a bag of popcorn." "I think I've bowed twenty-four times, and it's not bad for this trembling. I bought her a Coke, a pack of popcorn, and a bottle of purified water for myself.

When I arrived at the movie hall and waited, the little girl leaned on my shoulder and said to me, "Uncle hooligan, you are really a hooligan." ”

I thought: You are so ambiguous, why am I still a hooligan, so I pushed her head away with my hand and said, "Don't get so close, it seems that we know each other well, you are called a hooligan." ”

The little girl replied: "What are you talking about, look at the Coke you bought me." ”

As he spoke, he held up the Coke and pointed to the words on it with the other hand: Coke Ri.

I said in passing: "Damn, when did the Henan people come to Pengcheng." ”

The little girl's face immediately turned red: "Rascal, you swear and slap your mouth." He made two slap motions in my face.

After watching the movie, I sent the little girl to the park, thinking that the day's pain was finally over, and I was in a much happier mood. When the little girl left, she said: "Today's table is good, and I will give you a chance to watch Xiàn in the future, you can call me Tingting in the future, goodbye to Uncle Rogues." "I don't think I'll be humiliated by you anymore, never again.

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