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Zhao Cuihua was not dead, and wanted to get Niu Er in his hands, so he used two ham sausages to make a deal.
Niu Er didn't dare to squeak when he heard it, he was afraid that his mother would get angry again if he knew it, and in addition, if Wu Neng knew it, he would be over with him. Nima! But I really want to get those two ham sausages.
Zhao Cuihua saw that Niu Er was silent, and said with a grin: "Niu Er, don't worry, if you come tonight, I will give you these two hams." But don't go into the store, just shake it in front of the store so I can see it, and then wait for me in front of our house behind the store. Don't forget! After Zhao Cuihua finished speaking, she stuffed the salt and money to Niu Er and let Niu Er go.
Zhao Cuihua wanted to get Niu Er, because after her husband Wu Neng was beaten with a rolling pin by Niu Er, he seemed to have a little concussion, and his skills in that area were poor, but now he can't solve the battle in two minutes. It made Zhao Cuihua's heart itch. I can't wait for the three wolves to really come to her. However, since Zhao Si was arrested and abolished by her, Wolf San didn't know where Lu Dao had gone, and he never showed up. So I couldn't help it when I saw Niu Er today.
Niu Er returned home and handed the money and salt to his mother, and then turned around to enter the back room, when he was suddenly stopped by his mother: "Niu Er! Why didn't you give this money to others? ”
"Zhao Cuihua, she doesn't want it! She stuffed it to me again! Niu Er didn't dare to say more, afraid that his mother would be angry again.
"This Zhao Cuihua! That incident has long passed, why do you still take it to heart? Buy things in the future and give this money to others! We can't always take advantage of others! Do you know the way? Niu Er's mother said to Niu Er.
"Hmmm! ……! Niu Er swallowed a mouthful of saliva, swallowed back what he wanted to say, and squatted down to help his mother light the fire.
"Niu Er! Let's go back to the house! Ready to eat! Niu Erma said again.
"Hmm!" Niu Er turned around and entered the house.
After dinner, Niu Er put down his chopsticks. Kaba Kaba said to his mother: "Mom! I'm out of the middle of nowhere! ”
"Okay! Come back soon! ”
"Hmm!" Niu Er turned around and ran out.
I haven't run out to play for a few days, and it's still early to see that it's still early, Zhao Cuihua told herself to go over after the dark, so let's just go find someone to play for a while. Niu Er walked towards the big reservoir at the entrance of the village, because the friends liked to be there.
There are a lot of frogs in the reservoir, and the croaking sound at night makes several nearby families have trouble sleeping. The friends often catch frogs and go back to add snacks to the house. It's not just the friends, sometimes some adults also catch it, because the frog meat is very fragrant, and it is best to buy pork to make a snack.
There are really a lot of people next to the reservoir, but it's a little early to catch frogs, so everyone is playing next to the reservoir. Others took the chess pieces and sat on a flat place to play chess. There was a group of people watching the excitement next to it.
"Yikes! Second Brother Niu! A few smaller partners shouted with a smile when they saw Niu Er coming. Usually, these little cubs are the masters who bully Niu Er and make fun of Niu Er, but since Niu Er beat Wu Neng, the names of these guys have been changed. is no longer Niu Er, but has become Niu Er.
"Hey, hey! Little Sanzi, I guess you're here! Niu Er smiled and went over and got together with them.
"Hey! Niu Er! Come here, come here! Tell us how you knocked Wu Neng down that day? Ha Lu Ha! It was the neighbor Feng Second Brother who was present that day, whose full name was Feng Jinkui. However, this guy usually loves to laugh and laugh, many people call him Feng Er, and those who are younger than him call him Feng Er. The popularity is still very good.
"Hey, hey! I...... I was ...... that day It's a hurry, he is a bastard and wants to bully my mother, so I gave it to him. I...... I'm a man, of course I have to protect my mother! Niu Er didn't know what to say, and suddenly remembered that Guan Min'er said that he was a man, and he wanted to protect his mother and relatives, so he said.
"Haha Everyone next to him laughed.
"Hey! Niu Er! I heard that your dick is very big, show it and let us see if you are a real man! Hahaha! Sun Zhong, who was playing chess next to him, suddenly shouted with a big smile. This Sun Zhong is forty-six or seventeen years old, a top person in the village, who has been in school for a few years, and has a lot of eyes. Preference takes advantage of small advantages. The people in the village called him Sun Xiucai in front of him, and called him behind his back.
"I ...... Of course I am! I'm definitely taller than you...... Pee far! Look at it if you don't believe it! Niu Er took off his pants at once, snap! Straighten up the dick.
"Wow! Depend on! Everyone's eyes were dumbfounded. I usually know that this thing is big, but now it's standing up, and it's twice as big as usual! Many people can't help but touch their own things, Nima! Why don't you even have a third of Niu Er's Dongdong.
"Sun Xiucai! Seeing that Niu Er is not a man, right? Hahaha! Aren't you also showing it for everyone to see! Haha "Second Brother Feng is a little bit beside him, Sun Zhong is really a bad breed, knowing that Niu Er is a little second, he actually laughed at him like this. So he jokingly said next to him.
"I ...... I......!! Depend on! Niu Er! You're a man! I just don't know if you've slept with a woman? If you haven't slept with a woman, you're not a real man! Have you slept before? Hahaha! Sun Zhong was a little embarrassed by Feng Er, and said with a move in his brain.
"Sleep? How to sleep...... Yes? The second monk Niu Erzhang was confused and asked inexplicably.
"Hahaha!"
"Hahaha!"
The people next to him burst into laughter.
"Damn! I...... I can still pee far! Niu Er was a little embarrassed by everyone's laughter, and after finishing speaking, he suddenly exerted force, and a torrent shot straight out, and the urine went a few meters away. Shoot straight onto Sun Zhong's chessboard.
"Hey......! Ay......! Nima's! You bastard! Sun Zhong and the others hurriedly hid far away, reaching out and spilling urine on their bodies.
"Hahaha!"
Another burst of laughter came.
"Hey! What are you laughing at? Suddenly, a person staggered in the distance, and when he saw the person laughing, he asked loudly.
"Yu Qilong is here!" Someone whispered, and everyone immediately suppressed their smiles as if they had seen a rakshasa ghost. A few timid people turned around and quietly left.
Niu Er also hurriedly put on his pants.
"Brother Yu! Come out and hang out, too! Feng Er asked with a smile.
"Wandering around? What's there to wander around? Come out and catch some frogs and drink some more in the evening! Yu Qilong seemed to have drunk a lot of wine, and his tone of voice was a little rude.
Most of the people next to him left one after another when they saw it. Yu Qilong is like this, he is usually very arrogant, and after drinking, he is even more chaotic, and he wants to beat anyone who is not pleasing to the eye. So when the people in the village saw him, they stayed away. Sun Zhong was even more frightened, hurriedly put away the chessboard, and left in a hurry.
When Second Brother Feng saw the way he rode the dragon and spoke, he knew that this guy had drunk a lot of wine, and it was best for him to pay less attention to him, otherwise he might not be able to say that the sentence was wrong, and this guy would turn his face. Thinking of this, I turned around and pulled up Niu Er and was about to leave!
"Niu Er! You're, give me back! Don't you know how to swim, you catch me twenty frogs, I want to drink!" Suddenly, Yu Qilong shouted at Niu Er.
"I ...... I...! Niu Er was a little scared, and he didn't dare to go, but he was still thinking about Zhao Cuihua's two ham sausages, so he didn't know what to do.
"Go and help him catch it! Go home early! "Second Brother Feng knows that if Niu Er dares to go, Yu Qilong will chase and beat him, and he also knows that Niu Er is usually very good at catching frogs, but a frog is nothing. So he hurriedly said.
"Hmm!" Although Niu Er was a bit of a two, he also knew that Yu Qilong couldn't afford to provoke him, so he nodded and agreed.
The rest of the people took the opportunity to slip away, and only Yu Qilong and Niu Er were left next to the reservoir. Niu Er squatted next to the reservoir, waiting for the frog to come out and call.
The sky was really fast enough to say that it was dark, so Yu Qilong leaned next to him and only squinted for a short while, but when he opened his eyes, the sky was already hazy.