I didn't return to my position until the class bell rang for 5 minutes, this class is the Chinese class of the old man Zhang, although the old man is a little confused, but it is by no means a soft persimmon like the teacher, don't think about sleeping in his class.

Out of curiosity, I peeked at Ren Xiaoqin at the next table, is she still crying?

This...... This smiling face that shone with golden light...... Xiaoqin, who did you learn from Sichuan Opera to change your face!

Xiaoqin, who was hiding behind the Chinese textbook and snickering, noticed that I was looking at her, and was embarrassed to play with her bangs.

"What are you laughing at? Aren't you being bullied by me? ”

I finally couldn't help but ask.

"Because, because at the end of class, the class president and other female classmates came to comfort me."

"That's nothing to be happy about, is it?"

"However, I was considered a real girl by my classmates! I'm so happy! ”

"You are!"

I don't think she'll ever be cured.

"They even invited me to the bathroom!"

"What is there to be proud of?"

"It's the women's bathroom!"

Nonsense, I won't let you in the men's toilet if you want to! Also, when it comes to the women's bathroom, put away your excited expression! If you don't know, you'll really think you're a cosmetic pervert!

"Give me a good lesson! Don't look at Old Man Zhang's usual smile, if you make him angry, no one can save you! ”

"Yes—" Xiaoqin honestly agreed, and really went to listen to the class.

Oh no, I just talked to her again, and I violated my established combat policy, shouldn't I continue to bully her so that she hates me?

Hey? She's wearing new shoes, huh? Canvas shoes with pink stripes that look a little cute, such a new shoe, shouldn't you step on it according to custom?

I was going to stretch out my right leg and step on Xiaoqin's shoe, but I found that because my leg was not long enough, it was more difficult. (Dad, I hate you) had to move the stool to the right, and this time it was enough. When Xiaoqin was listening to the class, her two feet were neatly under the desk, and I stretched out the pull-back sneakers on my right foot and cruelly stepped on one of her canvas shoes underneath.

In fact, I didn't try too hard, just to step on her shoes and make her sad, don't girls pay attention to their own dress?

When I touched the upper of her shoes, I felt Xiaoqin shake all over, and then her note-taking slowed down.

haha is really sad! Lao Tzu will just step on your whole Chinese class! Get angry! Erupt! Kick me in the knee with your shoes, hit me in the head with a textbook, poke me in the eye with a ballpoint pen!

No, no, no, zuihou is terrible, so let's cancel it.

Xiaoqin, she actually endured it like this, even if I gradually pressed my weight on my right foot, she didn't snort.

On the contrary, I slowly recovered the speed of note-taking, and I had a great desire to learn.

"Hey, I'm stepping on your shoes! New shoes! ”

I couldn't help but open my mouth again.

"Hmm...... Ye Lin, am I—am I comfortable? ”

Xiaoqin looked shy like a newlywed wife.

"Huh? What do you say? ”

"I mean, Ye Lin stepped on me with his foot because it would make Ye Lin very comfortable, right?"

Comfortable fart! My legs aren't long enough, and I'm cramping when I keep doing this!

"Are you sick? Ren Xiaoqin? I bullied you like this, why aren't you angry at all? ”

"I'm sick! That's why I want Ye Lin to be my boyfriend...... Ah, say it, so shy! ”

"Don't say it if you're shy! Let me turn back into a little overlord to unify the underworld, or go and lily with others! Don't pester me! ”

"But...... Although the class president said that Ye Lin was a bad student, stabbed people with a knife outside and sold ecstasy, let me not associate with you, but I know that you are not like this!

Yes!? It turns out that the girls in the squad leader are saying bad things about me behind my back! Squad leader, did I buy the ecstasy pills from you? Did you see me sell it to your brother or what? Why do you have to put me on the path of crime!

Ah, no, my legs, so numb......

I snorted and retreated from Celery's canvas shoes.

"Ye, Ye Lin, why did you leave? Yes, is it because I am not comfortable enough? ”

Xiaoqin kept her old position with her legs crossed, hoping that I would continue to step on her.

The glasses brother on the right is looking this way, I don't want him to hear a word again, otherwise maybe he will announce loudly after class: "Ye Lin dislikes Ren Xiaoqin's classmate is not comfortable enough, and has already abandoned her!" ”

Playing with girls in the last class, abandoning her in the next class, where the hell am I a scumbag like this!?

I ignore you, I'll go to the book, because my Chinese grades are super bad, and Old Man Zhang doesn't like me in the first place.

Although Kan Dashan's skills are not bad, and he can even make limerick poems, my handwriting is super poor, and many words are like cockroaches crawling out of broken legs, don't even think about the volume.

And once I forget to write a character, I like to make Chinese characters, similar to the "曌" created by Wu Zetian, and I don't even know myself later.

When it comes to propositional composition, I particularly like to play freely.

Last time, there was an essay advocating patriotism, and I wrote it and it became a proposal for Chinese expansion, and I wrote, "First attack India, because India is weak, and the land is still very fertile, and it can supplement China's poor arable land resources......"

Old man Zhang gave me a big zero score, and also wrote a comment "The essay is off-topic, little fascist".

I'm not off topic! My composition is clearly full of surging patriotic enthusiasm! And what does it mean to be a little fascist! Old man Zhang, you are even more excessive than Shusha and them! In their eyes, I am just the level of Hongxing pheasant, and I am already on par with Hitler in you!

While worrying about my Chinese grades, Xiaoqin wanted to chat with me again.

"Ye Lin, I read the letter you wrote to me again last night......

Letter? It's my letter inviting you to come out to duel, that letter is not for you, it's for Xiaobawang, where is that kind of letter worth reading over and over again?

"Go to bed early at night! What's so good about a broken letter! ”

"How can you say that? That was the first love letter Ye Lin sent me......"

"What a love letter! It's a dueling book! ”

I almost crushed the ballpoint pen in my hand.

"In short, I will keep that letter for the rest of my life and pass it down from generation to generation as a family heirloom......"

"I'm going to burn the bastard!"

Letters written in such ugly characters will be passed down from generation to generation as love letters, and will be ridiculed by people centuries later!

"Don't talk to me anymore! Otherwise, I'll bully you hard! ”

I bared my canine teeth and made a very fierce expression.

"I'm not afraid, anyway, classmate Ye Lin bullied me, it must be because he likes me, right?"

Qin said as she threw me a cute look. Ah, it's not good, I'm excited, the enemy's attack firepower is so fierce! My fortress is coming down! Hurry up! Turn me into a demon without humanity!

"What nonsense, you!"

"It's true! Because, because when I bullied Ye Lin's classmates before, it was because I liked you! ”

"Don't compare your weird neural structure to me!"

"Uh-huh, it seems that some classmates are making small movements below!" Old man Zhang suddenly raised his voice.

I was stiff and broken like I was being targeted by a Siberian tiger, and if I were to stand up and answer the question now, I wouldn't know where I was going to go!

"That female classmate who is not wearing a school uniform, stand up and read the natural passage I just talked about."

I didn't expect it to be Xiaoqin who was asked by Old Man Zhang! Because Celery doesn't have a school uniform yet, it's very conspicuous! Let Xiaoqin be my substitute ghost!

Xiaoqin unhurriedly raised the textbook and began to read.

"The arrival of a swallow is not a sign of spring, but when a flock of geese breaks through the fog of the warm March current, spring arrives ......"

It's a very standard text to read aloud! It's almost up to the level of an announcer! Your classmates are all impressed with you! And the more I listen, the more I think Xiaoqin's voice is super good! What's going on with this soft female voice that makes flowers and plants sprout in the spring!

No way! My heart, I'm about to lose! I have to make Celery hate me! I have to do something even more excessive!

So when Xiaoqin finished answering the question and the teacher asked her to sit down, I suddenly moved to take away her chair!

The defenseless Xiaoqin fell hard on the ground and squatted!

It's sturdy, there's no cushion, and you'll cry because you've fallen, right?

I was suddenly a little worried about how to deal with the gaffe that followed.

"It hurt......s," Xiaoqin sat down on the ground and looked at me with a little resentment, but she didn't cry out loud or get angry as I imagined.

"Teacher, I'm sorry, I didn't sit down properly...... Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue, got up again and held up the chair, and made a look like she had to daoqian because she interfered with the order of the class. Old man Zhang may have been focusing on listening to Xiaoqin's text, and didn't realize that I was the culprit who took the chair.

The squad leader, Shu Sha, seemed to be glaring at me fiercely.

You're going to be out of luck after class, right?