Chapter 706: The Right to Speak
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"It's not a matter of being greedy or not...... Zheng Dongfang couldn't help but shake his head, "These two Neidan, I originally planned to keep them for my son and daughter, but you used the name of the land immortal to suppress me today, I am a dignified old man, how can I let a man suppress it??" So, to prove that I don't have a habit of breaking my sleeves, I can only swallow one in pain......"
"You have the habit of breaking sleeves, your whole family has the habit of breaking sleeves......" Zhao Chuanxi's face turned black at that time, "I warn you, if you dare to slander me again, you be careful that I will trouble you......"
"It's not an immortal, it's true that there is no human right, which strengthens my determination to take the Land Immortal Neidan......" Zheng Dongfang sighed, "After eating, I'll take it, such a haode dish, that's one less meal, who knows when Lao Zhang's fortune will come......"
"I said......" Zhang Wenge's face turned black at that time, "I recruited you to provoke you??" You curse me like that......"
"I'm a person, I don't usually curse people......" Zheng Dongfang sighed, "If you're not convinced, let's finish eating and go out to practice alone......"
"Practice, practice, who's afraid of whom??" Zhang Wenge was not happy, "But this Neidan, you have to give me one, why do you have two by yourself??" ”
"If I dig it out, I will monopolize two ......," Zheng Dongfang raised his eyebrows and said confidently.
"This Neidan is still beaten by other people's Canglong, have they agreed??" Zhang Wenge suddenly became anxious, "You didn't ask for people's consent, you took it by yourself, don't you feel blushing??" ”
"Blushing what??" Zheng Dongfang pursed his lips, "Do you think Canglong is like you, such a small family??" A big immortal, can you care about this? ? This land immortal's inner dan, in the eyes of us laypeople. That's a baby, but in the eyes of Canglong, this thing is not much different from glass beads, and people can have as much as they want......"
"You're really shameless...... Zhang Wenge gritted his teeth with hatred, "I've never seen such a greedy person as you......"
"Greed is human nature, everyone is greedy, when I become a land immortal and get out of the category of human beings, maybe I won't be greedy?? When the time comes. It's not impossible for me to give you a Neidan......" Zheng Dongfang said with a sneer.
"Greed is such a thing, that's what intelligent creatures have...... Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang sighed, "It's just a difference in vision, the level of greed is different, in the eyes of human beings, the inner dan of the land immortal is already a great good thing, but in the eyes of the immortals, this inner dan of the land immortal is just an ordinary energy bead." Only something more valuable can make them greedy, let's say, aiqing or something......" said. His eyes swept meaningfully over Sister Bai and Yuan Siyu.
"Hmph......" Sister Bai snorted coldly, "A certain old cow's nose is really tired and crooked......"
"It's ......" Yuan Siyu pouted, "Helping others is the foundation of happiness." Since a certain cow's nose is already tired and crooked, it just so happens that my aunt and grandmother are depressed and want to find someone to beat her. After eating for a while, I practiced my hands with a certain bull's nose, which is actually quite good......"
"Uh......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi was depressed, "Old Dao is helping you, do you understand??" Lao Dao is to help you say what you want, if you let yourself say it, if you are so unreserved, can you say it? ? ”
"That's right......" Sister Bai was stunned for a moment, "I'm such a reserved woman, that kind of unreserved words are really unspeakable......"
"Is this still a meal??" Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh, "Otherwise, I'll make a table for each of you in a while, and everyone will eat at separate tables......"
"I feel good, it's quite ancient......" Yun Zhongzidao raised his eyebrows and said with a little excitement.
"It's best to make a few more mats, so that everyone can sit and eat on their knees, which is a bit of Qin and Han flavor......" Zhao Chuanxi was also excited, "Plus we are all wearing Hanfu, this atmosphere is strong enough......
"Still Qin and Han flavors??" The girl pouted, "Our Hanfu, the style of the Ming Dynasty is the heaviest, how did the Ming Dynasty eat??" I haven't heard of the Ming Dynasty also sitting separately......"
"During the Qin and Han dynasties, it should have been a big pot dish at that time, right?? Anyway, the Shang and Zhou dynasties were like this, they were all boiled with Dading, so that if it was served, it would be nothing to eat separately, after all, the food was the same, but then there was a delicate stir-fry? ? If you divide the food again, then you can't exhaust the chef to death?? Zheng Dongfang began to show off again, and when he said this, he glanced at Zhang Wenge with sympathy.
"What am you doing with me??" Zhang Wenge made Zheng Dongfang's hairs stand on end, "What do I have to look at??" ”
"What did I just say?? People have good and bad luck, and your great calamity, isn't this coming?? Zheng Dongfang sighed gloatingly.
"You ......" Zhang Wenge's face turned black at that time.
"If you eat separately, at most, you will be far away from it, and you won't solve the fundamental problem, after all, there is no obstacle to the spread of this voice......" Zhang Xiaohua'er pursed her lips, "In my opinion, we still eat our own food, whoever wants to eat anything, just make their own ......"
"This is my daughter, how much I love her father......" Zhang Wenge was happy at the time.
"I think Sister Xiaohua'er's proposal is good......" Zhao Chuanxi nodded, "Anyway, we have a kitchen on our newlywed number, so we can use ......"
"Susu, do you know how to cook??" The girl looked at Bai Susu and asked.
"Uh......" Bai Susu's little face turned red at that time, "If I learn, I will definitely ......"
"Nonsense......" The girl rolled her eyes, and then looked at the man, "Little Green Snake, I feel that you are more reliable, or you will cook in the future??" ”
"The gentleman is far away from the kitchen, I'm a big man, can I go to the kitchen??" Nie Canglong said confidently.
"It's a gentleman who cooks far away, and it's not a big man's kitchen, why can't you go to the kitchen??" The girl gave the man a blank look and said angrily.
"Master, don't worry, I know how to cook, I used to learn how to cook with my mother, like what kind of Sichuan cuisine tastes. Hunan cuisine, Cantonese cuisine, and Lu cuisine, I have a little bit of experience......" Zhou Yunshu jumped out triumphantly and said.
"Yo??" The girl was really surprised when she heard Zhou Yunshu say this, "I didn't expect you to be a craftsman??" ”
"Of course, my mother said that a woman who can't cook is not a complete woman...... Zhou Yunshu said proudly.
"Jun. How do I feel like your apprentice is targeting you?? Sister Bai sneered on the side.
"Why is it targeting me?? You mean to say, I can't cook?? The girl rolled her eyes.
"Isn't it??" Sister Bai pouted, "We've known each other for so long, and I haven't seen you cook......"
"I'll tell you, I can scramble eggs, cook instant noodles, and boil eggs to eat......" The girl glanced at Sister Bai with disdain and said proudly.
"Uh......" Sister Bai was dumbfounded at the time, "You actually ......"
"It's so difficult. These three things, ordinary people can't do it......" Yuan Siyu was stunned, this meal was simply amazing.
"I'm not just going to do all three. I can also roast sweet potatoes and roast corn......" said the girl triumphantly.
"Awesome......" Gu Yunfeng gave the girl a thumbs up, "It's really amazing......
"Talent...... Zheng Dongfang couldn't help but shake his head and sighed, "Now in this world." There aren't many talented people like Xiaojun anymore......"
"Sister Xiaojun, I admire you......" Zhang Xiaohua'er covered her little mouth and giggled.
"Jun, Jun. When will we taste the taste of roasted sweet potatoes too?? Zhang Wenge was also happy.
"Cut ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang sneered, "What's so funny??" Xiaojun will, that's all great skills, and you will have the ability to cook......"
When everyone heard the words of Daoist Yunzhongzi, they didn't know what to say at that time, indeed, Qin Xiaojun really doesn't know how to cook, but what is cooking? ? You can learn it, but what people know, we can't learn.
"Actually, Xiaojun will do it, but not only these five things, I also know that she can cook a kind of dish......" Yun Zhongzi said with a faint smile.
"Oh??" The girl was a little surprised, "Will I cook anything else?" How come I don't know?? ”
"If you govern a big country and cook a small fresh, Xiaojun has the talent to govern the country through the world, at least seafood or something, a little cooking is still not a problem......" Yun Zhongzi said flatteringly.
"Does Xiao Xian mean seafood?" The girl raised her eyebrows, "During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, civilization was mainly in inland areas, so you shouldn't be able to eat seafood, right?" ”
"Uh, you don't care about this......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi smiled awkwardly, "Just tell me, do you know how to cook crabs??" ”
"Boiled crabs?? Of course I can......" The girl's big eyes lit up at that time, "I don't just know how to cook crabs, like clams, razor clams, I can cook them, haha, it turns out that I am the legendary culinary master??" I really admire myself......"
"You're just too modest...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi sighed, "You won't be allowed to do this in the future......"
"Dao Chief, are you loud enough to slap this ass??" Yuan Siyu sneered.
"Am I a sycophant??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows, "I'm just telling the truth......"
"Tell me, what are your intentions?? Every time you pat Xiaojun's ass, you can get a lot of money from Xiaojun......" Sister Bai smiled coldly and said.
"You guys are living the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain...... "Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang's small eyes widened, "According to your statement, I can't tell the truth yet??" ”
"What the Taoist said is quite reasonable......" The girl nodded quite seriously, and then glanced at the man, "Little Green Snake, a person like the Taoist who dares to tell the truth, it must be rewarded, only if the person who tells the truth is rewarded, more people will dare to tell the truth in the future, so reward him with a planting space......"
"Aunt and Grandma Xie reward ......" Yunzhongzi Daoist was happy at that time.
"How dare my dear master wait here??" A black line appeared on Zhao Chuanxi's head at that time, "Now I finally understand what it means to be cunning......
"It's cheaper for you......" Nie Canglong threw a necklace to Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang, the planting space was developed on the basis of Xiao Shijie, and there were no requirements for the carrier, and the ring necklace was the same.
"Hey, hey, hey......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist caught the necklace, and couldn't wait to recognize the lord at that time.
"Jun, actually, I like to tell the truth. Let me tell you, I am such a person, whoever doesn't let me tell the truth, I will ...... with him in a hurry" Sister Bai looked at the girl with a flattering face and said.
"Eat and eat......" The girl didn't even look at her, "Today's meal is considered a loose meal, and we will eat our own meals in the future......"
"I don't agree......," Gu Yunfeng raised his hand to object, "This is completely wasteful, a waste of energy, and it is a violent thing." It's going to be thunder and thunder......"
"Who do you say thunderstruck??" The girl's little face was dark at that time, and the five little goblins who were waiting also glared at Gu Yunfeng angrily.
"He ......" Gu Yunfeng pointed at Nie Canglong and said confidently.
"You dare to curse me??" Nie Canglong glared at Gu Yunfeng, "Do you believe it or not, I'll find a few dragons now and split you??" ”
"You said to yourself, if you cook one by one, how much fire will be wasted?? Moreover, we don't have many pots and stoves, and we cook more often. There will also be damage to the stove, isn't this called a tyrannical thing? ? Gu Yunfeng said confidently.
"Makes sense...... Sister Bai raised her eyebrows, "What Sister Feng said is quite reasonable......
"It's okay if you have damage...... Yuan Siyu glanced at Gu Yunfeng and sneered. You'll be home tomorrow, and your fate with us will be over, and if we meet again in the future, you'll be passers-by......"
"Anyway, I don't agree with ......" Gu Yunfeng's little face turned red at that time. glared at Yuan Siyu and said.
"If you don't agree, you can't do it......" Yuan Siyu raised his eyebrows and looked at Gu Yunfeng triumphantly. You, the person who is about to be out, have no right to speak, I advise you to be more interesting......"
"It's ......" Long Jiujiu cheered for his godmother, he could see that his godmother was very aimed at this very beautiful aunt, but the aunt was closer to her mother, of course, her mother, and she naturally wanted to help her mother.
"You guys......" Gu Yunfeng didn't know what to say anymore, he just glared at the two of them angrily, expressing his dissatisfaction with his eyes.
"Oops......" Nie Canglong sighed, "How can you eat here??" This is really not a human life......"
"Ahem......" The girl coughed lightly, and after attracting the man's attention, she gave the man a look, and then glanced at the table full of dishes.
"Hehe...... Nie Canglong was happy at the time, "What is this talking about, is it to eat separately or not separately??" Is there a conclusive conclusion?? As he spoke, he quietly picked up his chopsticks and prepared to eat the vegetables.
"......Eat separately" Yuan Siyu glared at Gu Yunfeng angrily, "You must eat separately, the surname Gu is about to get out, I decided to initiate a vote and deprive her of the right to speak......"
"As long as I'm still here for a day, I'm a part of here, and my right to speak is inviolable......" Gu Yunfeng argued with reason, saying that the righteousness was awe-inspiring.
"Let's dream......" Yuan Siyu was furious, "You could have left tonight, it's your dead face, we are kind enough not to care about you, but you don't treat yourself as an outsider, right?" ”
"When am I going to be an outsider?? Sister Bai is home, doesn't she still follow us?? Why don't you treat her as an outsider?? Gu Yunfeng glared at Yuan Siyu angrily and said.
"Hey......" Sister Bai was not happy, "You are arguing with you, why are you involved with me again??" Did I provoke you by recruiting you?? If that's the case, Sister Xiaohua'er and Uncle Zhang were already at home, didn't they run out with us anyway? ? If they say this, their father and daughter still have no right to speak......"
"Why are you bothering me?? You're arguing with you, what's the matter with me?? Zhang Xiaohua'er was immediately angry, this is simply lying down and getting shot, I recruited you to provoke you??
"What Sister Bai said makes sense, as long as you can deprive Sister Xiaohua'er and Uncle Zhang of the right to speak, I won't say a word in the future......" Gu Yunfeng looked at Yuan Siyu and said with a sneer.
"Are you like everyone else?? Aren't all the meals we usually eat made by Uncle Zhang and Sister Xiaohua'er?? What are you doing?? What else can you do but eat? Yuan Siyu said with a sneer.
"If you cook separately in the future, then Uncle Zhang and Sister Xiaohua'er won't have such a big effect, it's like going to work, since you don't go to class, then why should you still pay your salary??" Gu Yunfeng said with a sneer.
"Reasonable......" Sister Bai nodded, "This is quite reasonable, since I don't go to work, I can't take this salary naturally, we call it restructuring, and we can be regarded as laid-off......"
"Who said that Uncle Zhang and Sister Xiaohua'er were laid off??" Yuan Siyu was not happy, "Anyway, being idle is idle, we can hire Uncle Zhang and Sister Xiaohua'er back, so that we have the right to speak again?" ”
"Uncle Zhang, I will work hard for you in the future, one person has to cook for everyone, don't worry, I am very picky about food, there are no eighteen dishes per meal, I will definitely not be satisfied, as soon as I am not satisfied, I will deprive you of the right to speak......" Gu Yunfeng looked at Zhang Wenge and said with a smile.
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