Chapter 442: Catfish
After the punishment is over, everyone returns to the place where the bait was placed to check on the bait. I don't know if the catfish are too scheming, or the earthworms are too attractive to them, so that they die for food, and everyone returns with a full load, almost every fishing rod catches a catfish, but unfortunately these catfish are too small.
In addition, Lee Hyo-ri, who was swimming in the stream on a whim, actually grabbed a small catfish about ten centimeters long and the thickness of her thumb with her bare hands, which surprised everyone and herself. If it weren't for the fact that everyone was very hungry, they were all in a hurry to go back to cook and eat, but I was afraid that Li Xiaoli, who was in high spirits, would want to go into the water to catch a few.
In Zhang Chengyuan's mind, the catfish in this stream may be too leisurely and comfortable, so that he lacks vigilance, so he was caught so easily, so he warned himself in his heart to always be vigilant, lest he be "preyed" by others in the chaotic entertainment industry and society in the future, or unable to protect the people he cares about.
On the way back to the house, Zhang Chengyuan and Jiang Dacheng walked behind and chatted casually. Since VJ didn't follow the shoot at this time, the two of them chatted quite casually. Zhang Chengyuan asked: "Dacheng, when you carried Sister Xiaoli just now, you fell down on purpose, right?" ”
Jiang Dacheng was taken aback: "Brother, did you find out, did I do it too obviously?" ”
Zhang Chengyuan smiled and said: "No, you acted well, you fell quite naturally, and you have the potential to be an actor." ”
Jiang Dacheng laughed and said, "I deliberately walked close to the ground, and naturally tripped over the stone protruding from the bottom of the water, so the fall was quite real." However, Brother Cheng Yuan. Don't you blame me for throwing Sister Xiaoli down? ”
Zhang Chengyuan said: "I know that this is not your intention. Instead, Brother Shi signaled you to do so. Otherwise, how could I let you go? Speaking of the last sentence, his eyes suddenly became awe-inspiring, which made Jiang Dacheng subconsciously a little scared, but fortunately, this kind of look was fleeting, so Jiang Dacheng's impact was not deep.
But this was enough for him to understand that when he heard others talk about Zhang Chengyuan before, the tone of those people would be quite in awe of him. After all, he felt a little intimidated when he was occasionally serious now. Not to mention how respectful Zhang Chengyuan would be when he often had a cold face in the past.
Jiang Dacheng thanked: "Brother Cheng Yuan, thank you for not blaming me!" ”
Zhang Chengyuan said: "If you want to thank me, please help me take care of Sister Xiaoli more when recording this show in the future." ”
Jiang Dacheng smiled a little embarrassedly: "Brother, how can I have the ability to take care of Sister Xiaoli?" She took care of me pretty much! ”
Zhang Chengyuan said: "It's not for you to take care of her in the show, but to take care of her in the details of life, she has always been careless in this regard, if you find anything missing from her, help me remind her." ”
Jiang Dacheng said: "Although I don't think I can remind Sister Xiaoli of anything. Still, brother. I'm going to do it well. ”
Zhang Chengyuan said: "Then please." Well, if you have time, I'll teach you a set of punches to make you exercise more effectively. ”
Hearing this, Jiang Dacheng immediately laughed and said, "Brother Xie Chengyuan." "Laughing heartily.
At this time, Liu Zaishi suddenly took a few steps back and came over, and asked Zhang Chengyuan and Jiang Dacheng, "Why are you chatting so happily?" ”
Zhang Chengyuan said in a low voice: "Brother Shi, you are coming to talk to me now, you want to apologize to me." ”
As soon as he heard this, Liu Zaishi immediately understood and asked, "Dacheng, you told Cheng Yuan about the deliberate fall I made you?" seemed to be talking to Jiang Dacheng, but he was observing Zhang Chengyuan out of the corner of his eye.
Jiang Dacheng hurriedly explained: "I didn't say it, it was Brother Cheng Yuan who saw it himself." ”
Liu Zaishi looked at Zhang Chengyuan and said suspiciously: "How did you see it, when I said this to Dacheng, it was quite secretive. ”
Zhang Chengyuan said: "What's the point of talking about this now, in Brother Shi, you have to give me an explanation if you do this kind of thing, right?" ”
Liu Zaishi pretended to be puzzled and said, "Explain what?" Dacheng didn't fall to you, why do I have to explain to you? ”
Zhang Chengyuan was not annoyed, and said with a smile: "Then I will tell Sister Xiaoli about this." ”
Liu Zaishi hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I'll give you an explanation, don't talk to Xiaoli about it, she bullied me a lot in the show today, if you know about it, you have to bully me more!" ”
In the show, he and Lee Hyori are positioned as a pair of noisy national brothers and sisters (national MC + national goblin), Lee Hyori really "bullied" him today, poked him with a bamboo pole at every turn, or pulled his collar and beat him a few times, while Liu Zaishi "The gentleman doesn't move his mouth", and uses words to fight back against Lee Hyori, but although he is articulate, he didn't take advantage of any tongue, but instead attracted Lee Hyori's "violent beating", which looks extremely desolate! However, he "repeated teachings"!
Zhang Chengyuan said: "Then how are you going to explain?" ”
"I sincerely apologize to you!"
"Give me something affordable!"
"Shall I invite you to dinner tonight?"
"It's too cheap for you, and I'm not available!"
"Then owe it first!"
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The two muttered and bargained all the way, showing a very thick skin, but Jiang Dacheng next to him was very envious of the deep friendship between the two of them.
Back at the house, everyone was already hungry and panicked, and immediately went into the house to find kitchen utensils and various utensils to start cooking lunch, and at the same time, the program team started a new round of recording.
In this process, the eight people were divided into two teams, one team was the "pancake team", with four team members, Kim so-ro, Lee Hyo-ri, Park Ye-jin, and Lee Tian-hee, who were responsible for frying kimchi cakes, and also washing rice and cooking in the pot by the way; The other team is the "life team", which is responsible for cooking spicy fish soup on the stove, and the team members include Yin Zhongxin, Liu Zaishi, Zhang Chengyuan, and Jiang Dacheng. However, the personnel are not fixed, if necessary, they can help each other, especially the four big men of the "life team", if no one helps, I am afraid it will be difficult to complete the task.
This is not, when dealing with catfish. The four of them were very troubled.
Originally, Zhang Chengyuan used to help cook before. There is no problem with these few small catfish. It only takes a few minutes to handle it properly and cleanly, but in order to make the show more interesting, he will not expose his superb knife skills to make this boring limelight. Therefore, at this point, he pretends to be helpless like everyone else, "I don't understand anything".
Moreover, not only is he pretending, in Zhang Chengyuan's opinion, he is afraid that the two old men, Liu Zaishi and Yin Zhongxin, may also be a little pretending. With the average age of the two of them being thirty-eight or nine, they have a lot of life experience, and no matter how they have never cooked, they must have seen some, so how can they not know what to do at all. Maybe Jiang Dacheng, a young man, is young and has been obsessed with his career as a singer, so he really doesn't know what to do with these live catfish.
At the moment, several people used their mobile phones to go online to find out how to deal with live fish, and after reading it, everyone was dumbfounded again. Because the practice taught on the Internet is: "Use the handle of the knife to knock the live fish unconscious, then remove the internal organs, remove the gills, and so on." ”
Not to mention removing the internal organs and gills. It was the first step of knocking out the live fish, which made these big men cry bitterly. After shirking each other, this "arduous" task was finally handed over to Liu Zaishi.
It's just that Liu Zaishi pressed the catfish on the chopping board, and after grinding for a long time, he couldn't do it, he looked quite panicked, and his eyes were still scanning around to find someone to replace him, but when his eyes swept over, everyone avoided his eyes, stared at the air somewhere, and looked attentive and "interesting", and no one wanted to pay attention to him.
For the entertainment of the show, everyone seems to have a mentality of "dead friends don't die poor".
Maybe Zhang Chengyuan's figure is too eye-catching, or maybe he thinks his performance today is too "taoguang and obscure", Liu Zaishi's eyes patrolled twice, and finally settled on Zhang Chengyuan, shouting: "Chengyuan, you come over to help me knock fish, aren't you the strongest?" It can be used for this purpose. ”
Zhang Chengyuan didn't shirk, but said: "In Brother Shi, do you really want me to knock fish?" Don't you regret it? A somewhat confused smile appeared on his face.
Liu Zaishi was puzzled: "Regret? What do you regret? Don't look for excuses, come over and do things! ”
Zhang Chengyuan smiled slightly, then took two steps forward, squatted down, took the kitchen knife in Liu Zaishi's hand, turned the back of the knife sideways, aimed at the little catfish that had been lying on the cutting board for nearly twenty minutes and was dying, and patted it gently...... When the kitchen knife was removed, everyone suddenly noticed that the entire head and chest of the catfish were all crumbled into mud!
Liu Zaishi was stunned for a while, and said angrily: "Cheng Yuan, how can you use so much strength?" How does this make everyone eat? ”
Zhang Chengyuan smiled faintly: "Brother Shi, you have also seen that I didn't use any strength at all, I shot it very lightly and slowly, but my strength has always been great, and this fish is so unfilmed that it will rot all of a sudden." So you can't blame me! And I warned you before that you would regret letting me knock fish, but you didn't listen to me. ”
Liu Zaishi said: "I really regret it now!" Go, go, go, now you don't have to do it! "If you let Zhang Chengyuan knock it down, everyone won't be able to eat catfish soup tonight.
As soon as he heard this, Zhang Chengyuan immediately put down the knife and stepped aside, with a smile on his face, and a little bit of deliberate pride.
Liu Zaishi glanced at Zhang Chengyuan, and suddenly "woke up" and said: "Oh, I understand, you are unwilling to do things, so you deliberately shot this fish badly, right?" ”
Zhang Chengyuan denied loudly: "Of course not! However, the smug expression on his face deepened, and Liu Zaishi was so "angry" that he couldn't speak.
When Liu Zaishi asked Zhang Chengyuan to knock fish for him, Li Xiaoli carefully watched the situation on Zhang Chengyuan's side while doing the work in hand, so Zhang Chengyuan deliberately made a bad situation and confronted Liu Zaishi and made him deflated, she saw it all in her eyes, and felt funny in her heart, and saw that he was acting well alone, so she didn't go over to join in the fun for the time being. lest it pass, and may have robbed Zhang Chengyuan of some limelight and opportunities to appear.
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Cleaning up half of the rotten fish on the chopping board, Liu Zaishi fished out a live fish from the basin again, ready to start a new round of knocking fish, but this time he still refused to start, and Yin Zhongxin, Zhang Chengyuan, and Jiang Dacheng of the same team were still watching from the wall, so it dragged on for about ten minutes, and there was still no progress in this knocking fish.
At this time, Park Ye-jin of the "Pancake Team" finished her work, noticed that there was something "different", and was a little curious, so she came over to see what was going on.
Liu Zaishi and several other members of the "life team" immediately grabbed her and asked her to help. Park Ye-jin seems to be more sincere, she doesn't know how to excuse other people's requests, and she doesn't see that these four men want to be lazy more, so she agreed without saying a word.
Although she didn't do this kind of thing very neatly, she worked quite hard, and then in the astonishment of the onlookers, she finally disposed of all the ten or so catfish by herself. Compared with the men around her who can only talk and do nothing, and are so timid that they don't even dare to kill a fish, her performance can be regarded as a "heroine among women".
After she finished dealing with it, Liu Zaishi immediately praised her repeatedly, and then changed the conversation and said: "I knew that Lu Dao Yizhen was so powerful, I shouldn't have let Cheng Yuan knock the fish, I lost half of the fish in vain, and let that fish die so miserably!" ”
Zhang Chengyuan retorted: "I let that fish die in an instant, and it died almost without feeling pain, how can it be said that it died miserably!" In Brother Shi, like you, it is the most cruel to put the fish on the cutting board, delay in using it, just use the knife to make it thirsty, dry, and scared to death. In addition, because of your procrastination, we haven't eaten yet, and our stomachs are almost hungry! ”
Liu Zaishi was stunned and said, "According to what you say, it's all my fault?" ”
Zhang Chengyuan, Yin Zhongxin, and Jiang Dacheng immediately nodded in cooperation when they heard this: "Yes, it's indeed all your fault!" ”
Liu Zaishi looked speechless and pitiful, shook his head helplessly, and then took two steps forward and whispered to the camera: "It is worthy of being Li Xiaoli's younger brother, just as arrogant and unreasonable, sharp-toothed, and crooked as Xiaoli!" If the two of them join forces, they will definitely be invincible in the world, and no one can say anything about them. ”
Seeing his funny expression and listening to his words again, several VJs who were filming wanted to laugh, and even the camera in their hands shook lightly once or twice. (To be continued......)