Chapter 0254 Fifteen buckets fetch water
Xiang Tianliang listened. With a smile on his lips, he said: "Fifteen buckets to fetch water, seven up and eight down, Sister Li, you mean I'm on the eighth floor, Feng Shui is not good?" ”
"That's right, you have always believed in feng shui, I'm afraid you have a psychological burden."
Xiang Tianliang praised: "Sister Li, you splashed cold water well." ”
Jiang Yuying handed over a glass of red wine, "Since it is well spilled, let's do this one." ”
He took a full glass of wine, drank it until dawn, and laughed hehe.
Li Yajuan smiled and said, "Don't sell it, tell me how you solved this problem." ”
"Hehe, don't say it...... In fact, I heard that our political research room was arranged on the eighth floor, and I had an extra heart, knowing that there must be someone behind Zhang Xing, so I took the first step, before the finance department, and put my office in the southeast of the office building, just above the office building of Zhang Xing, what is this called, this is called riding on his head to and pee, you think about it, where can Zhang Xing's luck go, seven up and eight down is also particular, I am a hostile two sides with him, I dare to conclude that the other seven may be able to go up, but he can't go on this seven, The other eights may be played, but my eight will definitely not be played. ”
Everyone laughed.
Li Yajuan nodded and said: "Playing these tricks, Zhang Xing is your opponent, he is self-defeating." ”
"Hehe, who of you else wants to pour cold water, splash it quickly."
Jiang Yuying picked up her glass, "Xiao Xiang, I toast you." ”
"Is there a saying?"
"I heard that there are a total of six offices around your political research office, all of them are pretending to be beautiful women, you are walking in the watermelon field."
"Oh, how do you solve it?"
"Left and right are in the source (circle)."
Xiang Tianliang took a glass of wine, "Thank you Sister Jiang for reminding me, I drank this cup, and I took off my old shoes and replaced them with new ones." ”
Some of these words are crooked, but the six people in front of him are all the "shoes" he has worn, they are veritable old shoes, and he took off the old shoes and replaced them with new shoes, which doesn't offend the old shoes.
Jiang Yuying shouted: "Xiao Xiang, you are angry with us." ”
"Hehe, I still have the second half of the sentence, take off the old shoes and replace them with new shoes, and change the evil (shoes) to the right."
"Giggle...... That's pretty much it. ”
Xiang Tianliang and Jiang Yuying clinked glasses, and each drank the red wine in the cup.
Liu Qingqing raised his glass.
"Yo, you're engaged in wheel warfare." Xiang Tianliang felt a little fooled.
Liu Qingqing smiled lightly, "Sister Li's Sister Jiang's, you have drunk it, if you don't want to drink ours, we can't help it." ”
Please don't be as excited as the general, and said to Tianliang: "Sister Liu, please." ”
"I'm stir-frying pickles without soy sauce."
"How?"
"Words (salt) come first"
Xiang Tianliang nodded, Liu Qingqing had an agreement with him that before he found the real "other half", she would take care of him, and the affairs of life should be subject to her opinion, for example, after work, as long as there is no necessary entertainment, she should go back to "home" on time.
"Sister Liu, don't worry, I've always been like this, Wang Ba has chicken feathers in his belly, and his heart is like an arrow."
The two clinked glasses and dried up.
Sure enough, it was a wheel battle, and as soon as Liu Qingqing sat down, Ye Nan stood up with a cup.
"Hee-hee, I'm here to have a good time."
"The leader of the organization department, do I dare not listen?"
"At dawn, there are so many beautiful women in your political research room, you have to be careful, don't lead the sheep into the photo studio."
"What's wrong?"
"Go to the sea (sheep)."
"I'm an old monk living in a cave."
"How?"
"It's okay."
Before Xiang Tianliang drank this cup, Huang Ying stood up again.
"First of all, I want to announce one thing on behalf of Sister Qin and me, the company we just established is not ours."
Xiang Tianliang said strangely: "Other people's companies? Do you work for others? ”
"It's all of us."
"Dizzy, it's really a sisterhood."
"Especially yours."
"Me? I don't have the money. ”
"The whole company is open to the public for me and Sister Qin, in fact, it belongs to everyone, the six of us each account for 10 percent, and you account for 40 percent at dawn."
"Really, really?"
"Of course it's true."
"Am I not the chairman of the company?"
Huang Ying said: "That's right, as long as you are not an official and come to the company, you will immediately become the chairman of all of us." ”
"No, no, no, I don't care about money, I only manage people, I still be my official." Xiang Tianliang shook his head again and again.
"Giggle...... It doesn't matter, then I'll give you a toast, you go to be an official, it's purely a weasel drilling a chicken coop. ”
"How do you explain it?"
"Speculation (stealing chickens)."
"Huh...... Stinky pussy, fuck you shrimp toad jumping into the well. ”
"What?"
"I don't understand."
There was another burst of laughter, needless to say, and they all laughed until dawn.
Xiang Tianliang looked at Zhu Qin, "Sister Qin treats me the best, she has always been merciful, and she will not embarrass me." ”
"Xiao Xiang, you're wrong." Zhu Qin smiled.
"What do you say?"
"It's hard to guarantee that you don't have any ideas about the beauties under your hands all day long, I'm afraid you want to become a butterfly in your dreams."
"And then?"
"I must have thought of it (I want to fly away)"
Xiang Tianliang raised his wine glass, "Sister Qin, do you want to hear the truth?" ”
"Say."
"I'm a girl in the dyeing room who doesn't wear white shoes."
"Hee-hee, are you done?"
"Naturally."
The six women all poured cold water and drank six glasses of red wine in a row to the dawn, and their faces turned a little red.
But the cold water is still pouring in.
Li Yajuan said: "Everyone is afraid that you don't have a ruler when you sell cloth, and you have bad intentions (you don't have enough intentions)." ”
"Hehe, don't worry, we have always been little monks chanting scriptures, with mouths and no hearts."
Jiang Yuying said: "It is said that you are a beauty with white bones and a ghost heart." ”
"Oh, it's a fire in a brick kiln, rumors (kiln smoke)."
Liu Qingqing said: "I'm afraid that you will come to Dongwu to recruit relatives-, and make the fake come true." ”
"Don't worry, I'm going to buy pigs in the horse shop, and there's nothing wrong with that (no city)."
Ye Nan said: "Tianliang, you are a monkey learning to walk, fake (fake orangutan), right?" ”
"No, no, no, I'm very honest, I've always been the king of the eighth middle to solve the yuan, and the rules (turtle lifting) are very good."
Huang Ying said: "You are throwing a whip in the ploughland and bragging (urging cattle), right?" ”
"Hehe, I'm Xu Shu into Cao Ying, my heart is in Cao Ying, and my heart is in Han."
Zhu Qin said: "Xiao Xiang, you have a comfortable life, but this is the river washing yellow lotus, why bother (river bitter)." ”
"Ladies see, I'm setting firecrackers in the well, and there's a reason (with a round sound)."
……
Xiang Tianliang was drunk.
Cold water and red wine, or the liliang of wine, this sleep until noon the next day.
It was really a woman's mistake, Xiang Tianliang scolded in her heart, washed her face, straightened her clothes, got on her bicycle and ran to the Construction Bureau.
Since he arrived at the Political Research Office, Xiang Tianliang returned the car he borrowed from Liu Qingqing, and he used to be able to drive her car, but now he can't, and he is the head of a department, and the attention is high, and the impact is not good.
Driving a private car to work is too high-profile and flamboyant, while riding a bicycle to work is completely in line with the low-key standard.
After entering the bureau office building, Xiang Tianliang first went to the sixth floor, where the personnel office worked.
Li Yajuan greeted Xiang Tianliang with a smile.
"Does your head still hurt?"
"Fuck, you're trying to trick me." Xiang Tianliang sat on the sofa.
Li Yajuan said softly: "They are also good for you, besides, it is rare for everyone to get together, you have to be happy, but who can be happy, the sisters are afraid of hurt and anger, of course, they aim at you, a big man." ”
"I know that." Xiang Tianliang nodded, "However, don't say it, this cold water is splashed well, I am really fifteen buckets of water now, seven up and eight down." ”
Li Yajuan also nodded, "If you want to achieve something in the institution, you have to maintain this mentality at all times, unless you are like Old Master Xu, who is dedicated to learning, or like Old Liu Tou and Chen Dabao, you only take advantage of it." ”
"Well, what do you think of the situation right now?" Xiang Tianliang asked.
After thinking about it, Li Yajuan asked rhetorically: "Do you know the principle of spring?" ”
"You mean, the more you press, the stronger the rebound liliang?"
Li Yajuan said: "That's right, you see that Chen Wenyun and Sun Zhanlu are not joining forces, in the bureau party group, although Zhang Xing has three votes, but three against two, it is not an overwhelming advantage." ”
"Well, I see that among the top leaders of various departments and sub-bureaus, and among all the department-level cadres, Chen Wenyun and Sun Zhanlu still occupy a lot of places, and Zhang Xing didn't win much."
Li Yajuan said with a smile: "This is the reality, there are certain rules for the organs, there are things you can't get over, the old lady and Zhang Xing are a little anxious, he has no one at hand, and he can't directly mention the ordinary clerk to the head of various offices, so he still has to use those old people, including us, including Su He's cronies, in short, after this personnel adjustment, Zhang Xing only accounts for half of the cadres at the department level, and it also includes speculators like ** and Yang Biqiao." ”
Xiang Tianliang smiled coldly, "The building built on the mud and sand can't withstand the blowing of the fifth-level wind. ”
"And the next competition for deputy section-level cadres in those old departments will definitely be white-hot, and the score of the ** evaluation accounts for half, which means that it is semi-open, whoever has a mass base will be able to win, and in this regard, Zhang Xing has no chance of winning at all."
Xiang Tianliang asked: "I guess it's the same, without a month of open and secret fighting, it will definitely not end, Sister Li, what do you say we should do?" ”
"Do what you have to do, take care of your own affairs, you can't take care of other people's affairs, because we don't have the qualifications and capital, especially can't accept anyone's invitation, at this time, if you appear at the banquet of canvassing, it is equivalent to throwing yourself into the whirlpool, and you will fall into the ...... that you can't get out."
"Oh, that's exactly what I want." Xiang Tianliang stood up.
Xiang Tianliang left Li Yajuan's office and walked up the stairs, Sister Li was right, at this time, being a bystander is the wisest choice.
At the bend of the stairs, Xiang Tianliang, who was thinking about it, was almost knocked down by a person who suddenly came out.