Chapter 803: Fahai's Wife and Ruyu's Identity
In the guest room, the living room.
"Master, you're getting married tomorrow, you should be happy, why are you sweating profusely?" Murong Fu, who was sitting on the sofa, looked at Fahai and said, "Are you a little too excited at the thought of marrying Miss Ruyu?" ”
Fahai sighed and said, "It's not excitement, it's fear!" Lao Ge has practiced for thousands of years, and he has always been respectful of women, and now he suddenly wants to live with women for a long time, and this kind of change Lao Ge is a bit unbearable. ”
Tang Xiaosheng enlightened: "Xiaohai, your psychology is very normal, this is called marriage phobia, and you are now in a marriage-phobic group." Now in this society, the relationship between men and women is becoming more and more chaotic, the marital happiness index is getting lower and lower, the probability of divorce and the frequency of derailment are increasing, and everyone is becoming more and more insecure about marriage, which is the general trend, not your problem alone. ”
Murong Fu agreed: "Tang Jushen is right, it is not easy to manage a marriage. However, there is nothing difficult in the matter, but I am afraid of those who have a heart. Marriage seems complicated on the surface, but in fact, it may be just a layer of paper tigers, as long as you pierce that layer of thin paper, you will find that marriage is just like that, there is no need to scare yourself. ”
"Amitabha, good, good." Fahai clasped his hands together and looked embarrassed, "Lao Wei only knows that if he wants to pierce that layer of tissue paper, everything will be fine, but this is easier said than done!" That layer of tissue paper doesn't mean that you can pierce it if you want to. ”
Murong Fu objected: "Master, there's nothing difficult, Xiaohua and I can't do it, you and Miss Ruyu will definitely be able to do it, you have to have confidence in yourself." ”
Fahai frowned. Rhetorical question: "Xiaofu, did you and my sister really do it?" ”
Murong Fu nodded.
Fahai sank and asked, "Are you and my sister living in harmony as husband and wife?" ”
"And ......" Murong Fu choked for a moment, and couldn't continue, as soon as he thought of the scene of kissing Lin Xiaohua, he was nauseous and wanted to vomit.
"How about it, couple-life is not harmonious, right?" Fahai said, "You have such a deep relationship, and the husband and wife are not in harmony in life. Lao Qu and Ruyu have no feelings at all. It's even more difficult. Therefore, it is extremely difficult to break through this layer of tissue paper. ”
Hearing this, Tang Xiaosheng asked Murong Fu: "Xiaofu, what's going on?" You and Xiaohua are not in harmony with each other? What is the reason? Have a physical problem? ”
"No...... No. I'm fine. Murong Fu hurriedly clarified. Mainly psychological problems. Although I am married to Xiaohua. But the two of us have only known each other for a few days, and we have been together for less than 50 hours combined, so we are a little stranger to each other. In the case. Forcing a round-room is a bit too abrupt. ”
Lin Xiaohua added: "Fufu is indeed not completely used to it, when he kisses me, he reacts very much, people are very nervous, and sometimes he vomits. However, I believe that as long as we are given a little more time, we should be fine when we get to know each other better. ”
Tang Xiaosheng slowed down, and said earnestly: "Xiaofu, Xiaohua, this question is not big or small, you can't take it lightly." Although conjugal-life is not a necessity for marriage, it is very important, and many marital problems are caused by the disharmony between husband and wife. Therefore, you must pay attention to it, and do not cause estrangement between the husband and wife because of this issue. You have to communicate often, communicate often. ”
Murong Fu and Lin Xiaohua nodded, and Murong Fu said, "Tang Jushen, please rest assured, I will definitely work hard." ”
Hearing this, Fahai suddenly felt even more pressure, and said uneasily: "A love master like Murong Fu, who has fascinated thousands of young girls, is at a loss for both husband and wife, and Lao Wei is a monk, so I am afraid that he is even more powerless." ”
Tang Xiaosheng comforted: "Xiaohai, your situation is different from Xiaofu. Miss Ruyu has an unrestrained temperament, and in terms of husband and wife-life, she will definitely take the initiative, you just need to sit back and enjoy her achievements. ”
Fahai said: "Tang Jushen, this is what Lao Wei is most worried about. The demon in the body of the jade girl is uninhibited, and the old man has no experience, so he is worried that he will not be able to satisfy her. ”
Murong Fu interjected, "Master, you're too worried. Couples - life does not require experience, just a body. Master, you are strong in martial arts, and you are a child, there must be no problem, don't scare yourself. ”
"Xiaofu is right, husband and wife-life just go with the flow, as long as you lose the heavy ideological baggage, there will generally be no problem." Tang Xiaosheng paused for a moment and said, "Actually, Xiaohai and Miss Ruyu got married this time, and the real difficulty is not husband and wife-life. ”
Fahai was stunned: "What is that?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng said: "Xiaohai, you come in with me." With that, he stood up and walked towards bedroom 3, followed by Fahai.
After arriving at bedroom 3, Tang Xiaosheng and Fahai came to the coast, sat on the golden sand, faced the sea, and chatted together.
"Xiaohai, this time you and Miss Ruyu will marry as me, so you have to know how to impersonate me." Tang Xiaosheng reminded, "After getting married tomorrow, you will no longer be Fahai, but Tang Xiaosheng." From now on, you will have to consider yourself Tang Xiaosheng and forget the identity of Fahai. When you speak, don't keep talking, otherwise you will be exposed. ”
Fahai asked with concern: "Tang Jushen, what should you do after the old man pretends to be you?" Aren't there two Tang Xiaosheng? ”
"Don't worry, after you start pretending to be Tang Xiaosheng, I will hide it and won't show up easily. Even if he appears, he will change his appearance, and he will not show himself as Tang Xiaosheng. Tang Xiaosheng explained, "In short, from tomorrow onwards, you will be Tang Xiaosheng, and your habits and hobbies should be as close to Tang Xiaosheng as possible." ”
Fahai said worriedly: "Tang Jushen, this difficulty is too high. You are erudite and talented, both civil and military, and your attainments in the pursuit of women are even more extreme, unmatched, and the strength of the old man is more than 108,000 miles away from you, I am afraid it is easy to show your stuffing. ”
Tang Xiaosheng said: "This problem is easy to solve, if you are afraid of revealing the stuffing, just keep a low profile." If you're staying at home, try not to go out. Try not to come into contact with people, then the chances of flaws are reduced. Also, I'll help you secretly, as long as you don't make too many mistakes, you should be fine. ”
Fahai remembered something and asked, "Tang Jushen, Lao Gu still has a question. The old man is pretending to be you to marry Miss Ruyu, and Miss Ruyu also thinks that the old man is Tang Xiaosheng. It's just that Lao Wei is not Tang Xiaosheng after all, and in the future, Miss Ruyu will find out that Lao Wei is a fake, will he be very sad and even leave Lao Gao? ”
Xiaohai. You're overthinking. As long as it is true love, then nothing can stop it. ”
Tang Xiaosheng recalled, "Actually, something like this. Doesn't it happen to me all the time? In the time and space of "The Condor Heroes". Long Er always thought I was Yang Guo. It wasn't until later that she found out that my Yang Guo was a fake, but she didn't dislike it. The relationship between us as a couple continues unabated. In the time and space of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", Min Min always thought that I was Zhang Wuji, and when she found out the truth, her feelings for me did not change in the slightest. A good relationship often stems from a wrong beginning, and although the beginning is wrong, it does not affect the existence of a perfect ending. As long as you treat Ruyu girl well, I believe that even if she finds out that you are an imposter in the future, she will not dislike you. ”
Fahai nodded, felt a little more steady, and said, "Tang Jushen, does the old man really want to take care of Miss Ruyu for the rest of his life?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng asked rhetorically: "What, you don't want to?" ”
"The old man himself can't say it now." Fahai said, "For more than 1,000 years, the old man had only the Buddha in his heart. Now that there is a woman around him, Lao Wei doesn't know if he can really adapt, this woman is much more difficult to serve than the Buddha. A woman's heart, a needle at the bottom of the sea. The old man is now worried that he will not be able to subdue the woman. ”
Tang Xiaosheng smiled and said, "As long as you put a little more effort into it, with your understanding, you will definitely be able to manage this relationship well." After speaking, he took out a book with a blue cover from his bosom and handed it over, "You take this book." ”
Fahai was stunned, pressed the book, stared, and looked at the cover of the book, his eyes suddenly lit up. I saw that on the sea-blue cover, there were six big characters written - villain survival manual.
"Villain Survival Handbook?"
Fahai was so excited, his hands trembled a little, he looked at Tang Xiaosheng and asked, "Tang Jushen, this is the strange book 'Villain Survival Manual' that helped all the villains of the entire 'No. 0 Earth Time and Space' get on the right path?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng nodded and said, "Murong Fu said that he really wanted this "Villain Survival Manual", so I rewrote the book yesterday. If you have time, you can take a look at it yourself, it will be good for your life. However, I gave you this book, mainly not for you to read, but for Ruyu to read. ”
"Ruyu?" Fahai was stunned.
"Ruyu is deliberately approaching me now, the purpose is definitely not pure, she has inadvertently embarked on the path of a villain." Tang Xiaosheng said, "You will be Ruyu's husband in the future, and I believe that you don't want your wife to go astray." Therefore, after marrying Ruyu, you enlighten her a little more, and hope that she can turn back in time. ”
Fahai suddenly realized and folded his hands: "Amitabha, good, good." Tang Jushen, the old man thanked you for Miss Ruyu. ”
Tang Xiaosheng waved his hand: "You don't have to be polite." Looking at the time, "It's already six o'clock in the morning, and you will get married in three hours, so I'll use "Transfiguration" to disguise you as Tang Xiaosheng's appearance now." ”
"There is a tired Tang giant god."
Half an hour later, Fahai was disguised as Tang Xiaosheng, and as for Tang Xiaosheng, he pretended to be Lin Dahai.
After the disguise was completed, Tang Xiaosheng and Fahai left bedroom No. 3 together and went to Xiangshan Film and Television City to prepare for the wedding. Halfway through, Tang Xiaosheng called Xiaolongnu and asked about the situation on Ruyu's side.
"Long'er, Fahai and I are going to the film and television city, how are Ruyu preparing?" Tang Xiaosheng asked while driving the car.
"The bride is ready and waiting to get married." Xiaolongnu's sweet voice came from the phone, "Guo'er, Ruyu seems to be very excited, she can't really like you, right?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng said with a smile: "Long'er, you are too simple, such as jade, this is all pretended." Don't demolish her, since she wants to pretend, continue to let her pretend, anyway, Fahai will take her in sooner or later. ”
Xiaolongnu smiled lightly and said, "Okay, then you and Fahai hurry over, the wedding will start at nine o'clock." ”
"No problem, Fahai and I will be here in ten minutes." Tang Xiaosheng turned his mouth and admonished, "Baby." Although it is important to take care of the bride, don't be tired yourself, otherwise I will be distressed. ”
"You're so numb!" Xiaolongnu smiled sweetly and said, "Okay, I still have to help Ruyu comb her hair, I won't tell you, bye." ”
After hanging up the phone, Tang Xiaosheng put away his mobile phone and continued to drive. The afterglow was swept away. found that Fahai sitting in the passenger seat was sweating profusely again.
"Xiaohai, what's the matter, why are you sweating again?" Tang Xiaosheng pointed to a pack of tissues on the platform and said. "Wipe it with a tissue. If people see you in a cold sweat. Sooner or later, you have to show the stuffing. ”
Fahai was a little at a loss: "It's useless, even if you wipe the sweat, it still continues to flow out." The old man couldn't control it at all. Tang Jushen, why don't you let Lao Qu and Ruyu get married......"
"It's just a marriage, as for scaring you like this?" Tang Xiaosheng interrupted, "You are not afraid of demons and monsters, how can you be so frightened to marry Ruyu." Don't worry, Ruyu is a good girl, she won't eat you. ”
Fahai said: "However, Lao Qu is now feeling very empty in his heart, as if he is a thief. ”
"It's normal to be nervous when you get married for the first time." Tang Xiaosheng patted Fahai on the shoulder and said comfortingly, "Don't think too much, feel at ease when you are the groom." ”
Fahai wiped his forehead and nodded.
Soon, the car arrived at Xiangshan Film and Television City. When I arrived, I found that the wedding scene in the film and television city was already full of tens of thousands of people.
Although today is Fahai's wedding day, Fahai is now pretending to be Tang Xiaosheng, so in the eyes of the outside world, the person who gets married today is Tang Xiaosheng. Tang Xiaosheng is currently the most popular kung fu superstar and the king of scandals in China, there are too many news points on him, and many media are also paying full attention to Tang Xiaosheng's dynamics, because the number of clicks on the news about Tang Xiaosheng remains high.
Tang Xiaosheng just married Chen Yameng a few months ago, and now he is about to marry Miss Ruyu, and this kind of news is undoubtedly enough to make headlines on the front page of various media and entertainment news pages.
However, at today's wedding scene, there are almost no reporters to be seen, for no other reason, just because all reporters cannot enter Xiangshan Film and Television City.
Xiangshan Film and Television City is now completely blocked and militarized, and ordinary people cannot enter it at all.
Tang Xiaosheng knew that Fahai had a fear of marriage, and he was particularly worried about today's wedding, so in order to avoid Fahai's nervousness, Tang Xiaosheng turned most of the media reporters away.
Fahai's wedding was decided on the spot last night, but after a night of preparation, everything was ready for the wedding scene in the film and television city. The reason why it can be so efficient is mainly because Murong Fu and Lin Xiaohua had just gotten married the day before yesterday, and a lot of preparations for the wedding scene were saved.
The only one who was not ready was the groom, Fahai.
On the way to Xiangshan Film and Television City, Tang Xiaosheng had already chatted with Fahai and enlightened him, and Fahai also agreed to marry Ruyu. As a result, after arriving at the film and television city, when he saw the solemn wedding scene, Fahai suddenly became nervous again, and began to want to retreat again.
In desperation, Tang Xiaosheng only pulled Fahai into the men's toilet, and then continued to encourage him, enlighten him, lay out facts for him, reason, and let Fahai understand that marriage is a very beautiful thing, and there should be no psychological burden.
After Tang Xiaosheng tried his best to speak, Fahai's mood finally calmed down a bit. Eventually, Fahai mustered up great courage and decided to attend the wedding.
At nine o'clock in the morning, the much-anticipated wedding finally began.
When Fahai, who was wearing a black suit, and Ruyu, who was wearing a white wedding dress, appeared at the scene, it immediately caused tens of thousands of spectators to scream. Of course, these viewers were actually not screaming for Fahai, but for Tang Xiaosheng, because they all thought that Fahai was Tang Xiaosheng.
In the screams, Fahai took Ruyu's hand and came to the front desk of the wedding scene together, ready to enter the oath process.
The day before yesterday, when Murong Fu and Lin Xiaohua got married, Fahai used to serve as the wedding host for them. And today, when Fahai and Ruyu got married, Murong Fu also came to guest appear as the host of the wedding.
Murong Fu stood in front of the bride and groom, first looked at Fahai, and asked, "This handsome guy, are you willing to let the beautiful woman standing next to you become your wife and make a marriage contract with her?" Whether she is an earthling, an alien, or a person from another time and space, whether she is a human, a demon, or a ghost, even if she has ill intentions towards you, are you willing to love her, take care of her, and always guard her until the end of her life? ”
Fahai took a breath softly: "Old man...... I do. ”
Murong Fu nodded and looked at the bride Ruyu who was standing on the other side. Asked: "This beauty, are you willing to let the handsome guy standing next to you be your husband and make a marriage contract with him?" Whether he is an actor, a bricklayer, or a monk, whether he is a human, an immortal, or a god, even if he is the most romantic man in the universe, you are willing to love him. Take care of him. Forever guarding him until the end of his life? ”
Ruyu's thin lips opened lightly, and her face was full of peach blossoms: "I do." ”
……
In this way, Fahai and Ruyu officially became husband and wife.
Throughout the ceremony of marriage. Fahai has always been very nervous. From time to time, cold sweat broke out on his forehead. Luckily, it's hot today. Most people think that Fahai is sweating.
However, after all, Fahai is a monk who has cultivated for thousands of years, and his adaptability is still very strong. After the wedding. Fahai's whole person relaxed a lot. At the wedding banquet, Fahai led his new wife Ruyu to toast the guests attending the wedding banquet.
At the wedding banquet, Fahai drank a lot of wine and drank two bottles of Wuliangye alone. Fahai's drinking power is still good, after a bottle of Wuliangye is in his stomach, he is still very sober, his face is not red, his heart is not beating, and he is worthy of being a monk.
At ten o'clock in the evening, the wedding feast finally ended.
With the end of the wedding feast, Fahai will usher in one of the most important nights of his life - the night of candles in the cave-room.
As an old virgin man who has lived for thousands of years, the significance of tonight for Fahai is obvious and groundbreaking. He'd lived so long and had never spent the night in a room with a woman, and tonight was the first time.
Since it's the first time, it's inevitable to be nervous.
When he walked to the door of the cave-room, Fahai took a deep breath and said to himself repeatedly: I am now Tang Xiaosheng, the god of pickled girls, I am not Fahai, I am Tang Xiaosheng, the god of pickled girls, not Fahai! My pickling skills are invincible, I will definitely be able to subdue Ruyu, there is no need to be nervous! I'll definitely be able to! I am Tang Xiaosheng, the god of pickled girls, I am not Fahai! Come on! Step up your game! Struggle! Advance! OK!
After encouraging himself, Fahai calmed down a little, and he pushed open the door of the cave and walked in.
The light in the room was a little dim, except for a red candle burning quietly on the table. By the faint red candlelight, Fahai saw a woman sitting next to the red chuag in the cave-room, dressed in red and wearing a red hijab, she was the bride of the night.
Fahai and Ruyu's wedding today is actually a Western-style wedding, and the bride is wearing a white wedding dress without a red hijab. It's just that the female traverser soul in Ruyu's body is not a modern person, and an ancient person, she is more accustomed to the traditional way of marriage.
So, after returning to the cave-room, the bride Ruyu changed into red clothes by herself, and then put on a red hijab, sat beside the chuang and waited patiently for the groom.
Seeing the bride in red sitting quietly next to Chuagn, Fahai's heart tightened, and he couldn't help but panic a little. However, he knows that the long pain is better than the short pain, and since there are some things to face sooner or later, then be decisive.
So, without thinking much about it, Fahai gritted his teeth and walked directly towards Chuang.
Before and after coming to the bride, Fahai raised his hand, pinched the red hijab, and slowly lifted it, revealing a charming woman's face, white and red, like a ripe red cherry, delicate and gorgeous.
Fahai tried to keep his composure, learned Tang Xiaosheng's tone, and said to Ruyu: "Lady." ”
Hearing this, Ruyu Qiao's face was filled with sweetness, her red lips pursed, she threw two flying eyes at Fahai, and said delicately: "Official, I want it." ”
Although it was just four simple words, Fahai's bones suddenly softened by half, and he almost knelt down.
It's just that things have come to this point, Fahai knew that he had no way out, and continued to learn Tang Xiaosheng's sullen style, sat down beside Chuang, and asked, "Lady, what do you want?" ”
"Official, you're so annoying!" Ruyu smiled shyly, and her charming eyes flashed towards Fahai, "Official, the night is already deep, why don't we rest early?" ”
Fahai's throat moved, and he secretly said in his heart why this demon was so anxious, so he just said a few words, and he was about to accompany the old man to chuang, squeezing out a smile on his face, and said lightly: "Lady, don't worry." ”
"Why aren't you in a hurry?" Ruyu said coquettishly, "The slave family has been waiting in the house for a long time, and they can't wait for a long time." Official, do you dislike me? ”
Fahai swallowed his saliva and said, "The lady is beautiful and charming, old man...... How could I be disgusted? ”
Ruyu asked happily, "Then do you like me?" ”
"Of course not." Fahai blurted out, and the words just came out. He immediately realized that he had slipped out of his mouth and quickly added, "Because I love you." ”
"You're so annoying, you scared the slave family!" Ruyu's delicate body moved, leaned directly towards Fahai, and lay in his arms. Fahai originally wanted to push her away, but this jade was like a water snake, wrapped around his body, like glue and knees, and he didn't have the slightest intention of leaving.
Before Fahai could react. Then. Ruyu Jiao said: "Official, I want you to help me rub my chest." ”
"...... "Demon, what a demon!"
Fahai remembered something and said, "Lady." I can help you rub your breasts. Just before rubbing the chest. It's not that you shouldn't have told me your true identity first, otherwise, I wouldn't know whose breasts I was rubbing when I rubbed my chest. If only I were rubbing my mother's breasts. Thinking about other women in his head, isn't that a very rude pair of ladies? ”
Fahai took Ruyu's little hand and said, "Lady, tell me, who are you and where are you from?" ”
Ruyu pursed her lips: "Official, if I say it, do you want to help me rub my chest?" ”
Fahai nodded: "A word is a certainty." ”
"Okay, then the slave family will tell you about it." Ruyu's eyes flashed, and she said, "Official, let me give you a hint first, the slave's surname is Pan." ”
"Last name Pan?" Fahai frowned.
"Yes, my surname is Pan." Ruyu's delicate body was clinging to Fahai's body, "Official, can you guess who I am?" ”
Fahai pondered for a moment, shook his head and said, "I don't know much about the woman surnamed Pan, so I can't think of it for a while. ”
"How could you not think of it?" Ruyu said strangely, "As long as an ordinary man hears a woman surnamed Pan, he will definitely think of me naturally." ”
"Really?" Fahai racked his brains, thought about it again, and said, "I'm Tang Xiaosheng, not an ordinary man, it's not strange if I can't think of it." ”
"Oh." Ruyu said, "Official, then I'll tell you directly." The name of the slave family is very good, it is both noble and tasteful, and it has a deep meaning, it is a rare good name. ”
Fahai was a little curious: "Lady, what is your name?" ”
Ruyu's small hand caressed Fahai's sturdy chest, and said coquettishly: "Official, the name of the slave family is Jin Lian......"
"Golden Lotus?" Fahai was taken aback, "Pan...... Pan...... Golden lotus? ”
"Official, do you remember me?" Ruyu asked happily.
Fahai frowned, looked at Ruyu in his arms, and asked, "You...... Are you really the legendary Pan Golden Lotus? ”
"That's right, I'm Pan Jinlian from the time and space of "Water Margin"." Ruyu said, "Official, you forgot, you have been to the time and space of "Water Margin", and at that time, you were possessed by Wu Song. When I saw you for the first time, the slave's whole heart was already handed over to you, your burly and powerful figure, strong and powerful chest muscles, the slave family liked it very much. ”
"......" Fahai almost subconsciously, pushed Ruyu away in his arms and looked at him a few times, "You, you are really shameless, you dare to seduce me like this!" ”
"Wow, official, you finally remembered!" Ruyu said a little excitedly, "Back then, you said exactly the same thing to me." Official, come, say it again, scold me again. ”
"......" Fahai remembered something, and asked again, "You said that I once pretended to be Wu Song, but why don't I remember that I went to the time and space of "Water Margin"?" ”
Ruyu pursed her lips and complained: "Official, do you dislike me?" ”
Fahai said: "No, I just think it's a little strange, I married you, how can I dislike you?" ”
"If you don't dislike me, you can help me rub my breasts now." Ruyu reminded, "You just promised me that as long as I tell my identity, you will help me rub my breasts." ”
Fahai gritted his teeth, anyway, the old man was ready to break the obscenity ring, so he used this chest rubbing to practice his hands first, and promised: "Lady, you lie down first, and I will help you rub your breasts." ”
"Really?" Hearing this, Ruyu was overjoyed, her delicate body broke free from her arms, and immediately lay flat on the chuang, face up, and said urgently, "Official, I'm lying down, you can start!" ”
"Good!"
Fahai's eyes lit up, raised his hands, and slowly leaned towards the Ruyu Twin Peaks. It was only when he was only two centimeters away from the twin peaks that his hands suddenly stopped again.
Lao Ke is a monk, how can he do such a thing? Let the old man rub a girl's breasts, what kind of system is this?
Fahai looked at the jade-peak on Ruyu's chest, and thought to himself: If this is tofu. Lao Ke also kneaded it, but this is not tofu after all, how can Lao Ke do it?
"Official, why don't you rub it?" Ruyu Jiao urged, "The slave family can't wait." ”
"Don't worry, I'm not trying. Well, I'll rub it right away! ”
After speaking, Fahai's heart sank and he decided to fight, with the courage to see death as home. Both hands struck towards Ruyu's chest.
"Hmm~"
A soft groan. Ruyu suddenly felt a feeling of dizziness coming, her eyes went dark, and she suddenly lost consciousness.
It turned out that Fahai hit the "Jizhong acupoint" on Ruyu's chest. She fell unconscious.
Fahai was really ready to rub Ruyu's chest just now. Pity. At the moment of his move, he suddenly changed his mind again, and he really couldn't do it. So kneading the chest became a point.
"Whew-"
Looking at the unconscious Ruyu, Fahai breathed a long sigh of relief, raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat, and said, "It was really dangerous just now, and the old man almost missed!" Alas, it seems that the consciousness of the old man is indeed a little weak, and it is too difficult to break the prostitution-ring! ”
"It's not the obscenity that is difficult, it's the demons in your heart." At this time, a man's voice came,
Hearing the sound, Fahai turned his head to see a man sitting at the table in the cave room, holding a bottle of Wuliangye and pouring himself a drink.
"Tang Giant God?" Fahai's face was overjoyed, and he hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Why are you here?" ”
"I'll see if you can break the lewd ring, but unfortunately, you still can't overcome yourself in the end." Tang Xiaosheng put down his wine glass and said, "You still don't have enough ability to control your will. ”
Fahai sighed: "Tang Jushen, it's not that the old man doesn't work hard, it's just that this lewd ring is too difficult to break. ”
"You are wrong, there are not many things in the world that are easier than breaking the vows." Tang Xiaosheng said, "If you don't believe it, you can just go to the street and find a few men to ask, isn't it difficult to see them and women go to chuang?" As long as it is a normal man, he can accept the matter of having sex with a woman without difficulty. Therefore, it is not the obscenity itself that stumps you, but your own deep-seated thoughts. You have become a slave to your mind, and you cannot control it freely, but it controls you. ”
Fahai said: "Tang Jushen, these thoughts of Lao Wei were condensed after thousands of years of cultivation, did you just give up?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng shook his head: "I'm not teaching you to give up your thoughts, but to teach you to know how to control your thoughts." Whether or not to break the fornication vows is not the point at all, but the real point is whether you can control your behavior freely. When you are asked to break the vows, you have to be able to do it, and only with this quality can you be a strong person with free will. Obviously, you're not right now, you're still timid, you're timid, you're still timid, your thoughts are always controlling your actions, and you can't do anything about them. ”
Fahai poured a glass of wine, drank it all, and said, "What should I do now?" ”
"The country is easy to change, but the nature is difficult to change. It's not easy to change a person's mindset. Tang Xiaosheng said, "No one can help you with this kind of thing, you can only break through yourself, and only by defeating yourself can you truly belong to yourself." ”
Fahai nodded and said, "Thank you for the teachings of Tang Jushen, let's try again!" By the way, I have just found out Ruyu's identity, she said that she is Pan Jinlian, from the time and space of "Water Margin". ”
"I heard the conversation between you and Ruyu just now." Tang Xiaosheng poured another glass of wine and said, "Ruyu said that she is Pan Jinlian, which may not be true. ”
Fahai was puzzled: "What is it for?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng analyzed: "Pan Jinlian is just an ordinary woman, her soul is naturally the soul of an ordinary person, it is impossible for the soul of Jade to be too strong, let alone completely dominate Ruyu's body." However, after the soul of this female traverser entered Ruyu's body, she completely controlled Ruyu's body, which shows that her soul is several times stronger than Yu's soul, and she is obviously not an ordinary person. ”
Fahai suddenly realized and asked, "Since this female traverser is not Pan Jinlian, why does she have to say that she is?" ”
"You forget, she's a female time-traveler spy sent by George." Tang Xiaosheng reminded, "Since you are a spy, you must find a way to disguise your identity, and it is not surprising that spies usually have multiple identities." ”
Fahai confirmed: "In this way, this female traverser is definitely not Pan Jinlian?" ”
"No, there are no absolutes." Tang Xiaosheng explained, "Inferred from common sense. She really can't be Pan Jinlian. However, she is a spy, and she will disguise herself with problems that are easily overlooked by ordinary people, and many of the most unlikely things are the most likely. Therefore, it is still possible that she is really Pan Jinlian. ”
As soon as he explained, Fahai suddenly became even more confused, and said: "Tang Jushen, Lao Wei is a little confused, is Ruyu Pan Jinlian or not?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng said: "It may or may not be." But. Either or no. You can ignore it, you just have to treat her well and take care of her. ”
Fahai looked embarrassed and asked, "Tang Jushen." If she's really Pan-Jinlian. Do you want the old man to marry her? ”
Tang Xiaosheng asked rhetorically: "What." You don't like Pan Jinlian? ”
Fahai slowed down and said, "As we all know, Pan Jinlian is a woman who does not abide by women's morals. likes to hook up with three and four, and mess with flowers, but the old man is afraid that he won't be able to subdue her. ”
Tang Xiaosheng said: "Xiaohai, don't be in the midst of blessings and don't know blessings. Being able to marry a woman like Pan Jinlian will pull down the downline that your stubborn thinking can bear to the greatest extent, which will be a rare opportunity for your will to be tempered, and you must know how to cherish it. As the saying goes, blessings and misfortunes lurk, and misfortunes and blessings rely on. Whether it's a blessing or a curse depends on what you do. ”
After speaking, he drank the last glass of wine and said, "Okay, tonight is your cave-room candle night, I won't bother you much, you go to accompany Ruyu more, I'll go." ”
"Congratulations to Tang Jushen."
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After leaving Fahai's cave-room, Tang Xiaosheng returned to Xiangshan Film and Television City, and met Xiaolongnu, Zhao Min, Guo Xiang, Xiao Huangrong and Yi Guanqin in the hotel of the film and television city.
It was already late at night, but none of them rested, because they had one thing to do tonight - to watch Yiguanqin take a bath.
In the past few days, Iguanqin has only taken two baths in total. As a result, during the time period of these two baths, there happened to be two cross-travelers, and everyone couldn't help but wonder if there was any relationship between Yiguanqin's bathing and the appearance of the crosser.
Although it sounds ridiculous.
In order to find out, Tang Xiaosheng decided to let Yi Guanqin take a bath tonight to see if there were any new traversers.
When Tang Xiaosheng arrived at the hotel room, Yi Guanqin hugged his clothes and prepared to enter the bathroom to bathe. Before she left, Tang Xiaosheng specially advised: "Xiao Yi, when you take a bath for a while, don't take off the soul possession cloak first, and see the effect." ”
Yi Guanqin asked, "Tang Jushen, are you letting me take a bath in a soul possession suit?" ”
"Yes."
"Okay, I'll try." Yi Guanqin said with a little uneasiness, although it was only a bath, but I really didn't know what would happen to Lu Daoyi.
At this time, Xiaolongnu came over and comforted: "Xiaoyi, don't worry, we will stay in the room, it will be fine, you can just take a bath with peace of mind." ”
"Hmm." Yi Guanqin nodded and said, "Sister Long, I'm in." ”
"Go ahead, call if there's something."
In this way, Yi Guanqin entered the bathroom with her clothes in her arms and closed the bathroom door. A moment later, the sound of running water in the bathroom was heard, presumably the sound of her pouring water into the bathtub.
After five minutes, the bathroom was quiet.
At this time, Xiaolongnu walked to the door of the bathroom and asked softly, "Xiaoyi, have you started?" ”
"Here we go, I'm already lying in the bath." The sound of Iguanqin came from the bathroom.
The little dragon girl reminded: "Remember not to take off the soul possession cloak first"
"Well, I didn't take it off."
"Okay, you soak it first, and then talk about it when there is a situation."
After asking, Xiaolongnu walked back to the room, and then sat on the sofa with Tang Xiaosheng, Guo Xiang, Zhao Min, Xiao Huangrong and others, waiting quietly, looking forward to the appearance of a new traverser.
If the traverser appears, then Tang Xiaosheng's mobile phone will receive a message from the monitoring system of Xiangshan Film and Television City.
In the silence, time passed minute by minute, and unconsciously, half an hour passed.
Until this time, Tang Xiaosheng's mobile phone still did not move at all.
"Why hasn't the traverser shown up yet?" Xiao Huang Rong's mouth opened and she let out a long yawn. She didn't sleep tonight in order to see the traverser, but now she has stayed up for most of the night, but she hasn't seen a new traverser, and she is a little disappointed.
At this time, Tang Xiaosheng said: "Long'er, it's been more than half an hour, and you are still a traverser, so you should have already explained the problem." Xiao Yi took off the soul possession cloak twice in the bath before, so let Xiao Yi take off the soul possession cloak now! ”
"Hmm." Xiao Longnu walked to the door of the bathroom again and said, "Xiao Yi, you try to take off the soul possession cloak now." ”
"Oh."
Two minutes later.
"Sister Long, I took off the soul possession cloak." The sound of Iguanqin came from the bathroom again.
"Okay, you continue to lie in the bathtub, and shout ...... if you have something."
Airplanes!!!
Before Xiaolongnu's words were finished, at this time, Tang Xiaosheng's mobile phone suddenly vibrated and received a message. (To be continued......)