In this life, people will always encounter some unexpected things, so there is a saying that people are not as good as heaven.

On this morning, when Brother Xiao was about to leave Nanchang, and then directly enter Anqing in Huangshan Province through Jiujiang, and directly kill Hefei at the fifth station, there was a soft sound, and an existence that he called a broken system suddenly jumped out.

I'm dizzy, it can't be that the mission is coming again, right?

In the premonition of the dashing brother, he heard the system say: "Gamer, you can't pass through Jiujiang, you have to take a detour to Jingdezhen!" ”

weishenme? If you take a detour to Jingdezhen, my brother will have to walk at least more than 100 kilometers!

Brother Chic said depressedly: "Why? It's not a flood ahead! ”

Besides, even if the flood breaks out, it will be a delay in my time, no matter your business!

"Because the super mission of this system has changed, you must write a classic song according to the proposition of porcelain!"

Sure enough, the words of the system directly shattered someone's luck psychology, and it was ground into powder.

Damn, you're damned!

Brother Chic stared directly at his eyes and shouted, full of incredulity: "Do you think I have this level? I don't even know how to make porcelain, who can write it? ”

There are many propositional essays, or this kind of composition is very common, and even the Chinese composition of the college entrance examination is a propositional composition.

However, it is not common for someone else to propose a song and ask you to write a song, unless you are recording a TV show, and a guest improvises a live performance, as long as you can get by, you are considered talented.

But. If you give a proposition, don't say it. I also want you to write a complete classic song. That's the real toss-up, how many people can do it?

Moreover, this proposition is still so obscure that he actually asked him to write a classic song with porcelain as the theme?

Please, how many songs are there in China that are based on porcelain? Not to mention asking for classics.

Therefore, Brother Chic became angry directly, Nima, this is rightly tossing Lao Tzu!

"I see. You must have thought I was walking too fast, and I felt that it was too difficult, so I gave such a problem that I knew I couldn't complete. ”

Someone angrily raised his middle finger and said: "I don't have this ability, absolutely not, you can change the subject!" ”

That's right, Brother Chic is really not joking, he doesn't understand porcelain at all, and he doesn't like it, how can he write it? Not to mention the classics, this is against the sky!

The system was half silent. Then he would say, "If you can't write it, then you can play in Jingdezhen for a week." Go to the kilns, museums, and porcelain schools! ”

Damn, why? Isn't that still forcing me to try to write?

Brother Chic said depressedly: "I said everything, this is impossible to write, I have only touched the dishes and spoons of porcelain, how can I write it?" ”

"There's no reason for it, either you write it early and continue your journey, or you stay in Jingdezhen for a week and post a message that says "I'm going to write a song about porcelain" on Tieba! ”

If you can't make sense, then use power to oppress, and at this point, the successful system is undoubtedly quite proficient.

"I'm dizzy, if I post this message, what if I'm asked in the future? Am I telling you that I didn't write it at all? Someone asked, laughing and spreading his hands.

yes, in case (absolutely) he still doesn't write it, so what can he say if he is questioned by reporters? Can only shirk and say that it has not been written perfectly, and it must be revised? Or do I just tell people that I didn't write it at all?

This is a lot of trouble, is it really good?

The system said: "People must have self-confidence, how can they know if they can't do it without trying?" This system believes in your strength! ”

I'll go, the words are good, even I don't believe in myself, what's the use of you believing it?

Besides, people are self-aware and don't understand porcelain at all, but you let me get a classic song out, which really forces Lao Tzu on the cliff!

"Although I asked you to use porcelain as the theme, there is no restriction that you can only write lyrics about porcelain! You can also bring in elements such as aiqing, friendship and family affection! ”

The system hated iron and said: "People should be good at using their brains, often associate, and don't honestly go to the dark!" ”

Nima, I can't think of anything like aiqing, friendship and family affection, what is the relationship between them and porcelain! It's not the kind of swordsmith master, on the day of the birth of the sword, he needs to kill his relatives to play some blood sacrifice.

In a word: porcelain is porcelain, does it have a dime to do with the so-called love and love?

"The tip is over, it's up to the player to do it!"

The system didn't bother to continue talking nonsense, and just played and disappeared. All that was left was someone with puffed cheeks and desperately breathing deeply.

"Okay, brother, let's take a week off, go to Jingdezhen, go to Jingdezhen!"

His arms couldn't reach his thighs, so Brother Xiao could only change his itinerary and began to march towards Jingdezhen along Poyang Lake.

At this time, he suddenly thought of a brilliant idea, picked up his mobile phone and flipped through it, and directly made several calls to go out, and then said to himself with a smug smile: "Even if my brother delays his trip for a few days, he can just finish shooting all the advertisements of a certain bird, Jiehute and Wrigley, so as not to squeeze out time to shoot commercials at the end of the year." ”

That's right, the staff of Wrigley Company still came to the door yesterday, not to mention that someone's itinerary is public, just to say that a large company like theirs wants to find the contact information of a celebrity, it is really too simple, so their appearance is actually normal.

In the end, after a short negotiation, Wrigley offered a reward of 1.5 million yuan and invited him to shoot a 20-second advertisement for Wrigley's Yida xylitol, and the term of using the image right was 2 years.

The contract stipulates that within a period of two years. This advertisement starring a dashing brother will be placed on various TV stations and online media by Wrigley for free. If it is overdue, continue to use it. Wrigley will continue to negotiate a contract with him for the use of portrait rights, and pay him appropriately according to his popularity at the time and other relevant factors.

For this contract, Brother Xiao himself is quite satisfied, anyway, it is not an endorsement, and he does not need to attend any events, just to shoot a commercial, and he doesn't have to care about anything from now on, which can be regarded as a pretty good contract.

It's just that. It's a little pity that he can't put the money he got in the first year of these contracts in his pocket, and he has to donate all of them, and he feels like his heart is bleeding when he thinks about it!

Brother still wants to use his own money to start a personal studio, but if he doesn't have a deposit of hundreds of thousands, what a hair?

Every time Brother Chic thinks that he wants to donate a huge amount of nearly 8 million yuan at one time, he simply wants to beat his chest and vomit blood, his family has no house and no car. Even the air conditioner was reluctant to install it, but it turned out to be good for itself. At one time, 8 million soft girl coins were to be "thrown", if this was known by the mother and grandmother who have always saved, I wonder if they will be so angry that they will be hospitalized?

While thinking wildly, he couldn't help but smile, if those reporters knew about this by then, I am afraid that my brother would be on the front page of various large media across the country again, and it would be several days in a row.

After all, ordinary celebrities have become famous and made money, even if they donate generously or something, no one is willing to donate all their income at once! Even if the star himself wants to do this, does he have the freedom of Brother Chic? Can he monopolize all his income and distribute it as he pleases?

Brother is to be the first person to be so bull B, and only brother can do such a bull B thing.

Although millions of people have a pain, a heartache and a headache, there is no way, so you should spend millions to buy a large-scale publicity that brushes favorability and popularity!

Someone had to enlighten himself like this, and at the same time he made up his mind that even if he wanted to detonate the news, he must wait until the most critical time, and what time is this critical time? Hey......

Of course, since he has decided to transfer to Jingdezhen, it is natural to release a message on the Internet in advance, otherwise, those loyal fans are waiting for him in Jiujiang, and it will be a bit of a sway.

So, Brother Chic called the system and said: "Send me a message, saying that I want to go to Jingdezhen for a tour, and I want to find a little creative inspiration there, and prepare to create a song with porcelain as the theme, please don't be a strong onlooker." ”

"It's okay to post, have you thought of a name for your song?" The system popped up right away.

Nima, I don't know how many kinds of porcelain there are, what do you want to call me a name?

The dashing brother was a little painful, he thought about it hard, and suddenly remembered the news of "Yuan Qinghua Sky-high Auction" written in a report, so he asked the system: "What do you think of "Blue and White Porcelain"?" ”

"Everything is as you like, as long as you like, you can call it black pottery!" The system does not make recommendations.

Can't you be a little more responsible? I don't dare to take an idea.

Someone was indignant in his heart, and he didn't bother to think so much anymore, so he said directly: "Just write "Blue and White Porcelain", anyway, I only know that this kind of porcelain is more valuable, and a broken jar can buy hundreds of millions." ”

The system interjected: "There are many porcelain that are more valuable than Yuan Qinghua, such as Jun porcelain and Ru porcelain, if the hype is good, coupled with the high quality, it is not a problem for a superb product to sell for 1 billion!" ”

"Hey, did you tell me to write Ru porcelain or Jun porcelain?" Brother Chic was surprised: "Besides, what kind of porcelain does a fool buy, a broken bowl or bottle costs so much money, can it be fragrant to buy it for dinner?" ”

"It's just to give you more knowledge, it's up to you to choose your name!" The system said impatiently: "As for whether to buy porcelain, that is everyone's preference, and talking about antiques with goods like you who have no artistic temperament at all is simply playing the piano to the cow, wasting time and saliva." ”

Brother Chic: "...... Nima! It's "Blue and White Porcelain"! (To be continued......)

PS: You get the idea!