Chapter Ninety-Seven: Underwear
(1st Update)
"This ...... Isn't the nature similar to 'sub-road cow'?? Looking at Mayor Wang's back, Song Rensheng's face was a little red.
"Neuropathy ......" Nie Canglong glanced at Song Rensheng and slowly returned to the courtyard.
Song Rensheng's little face was red and white, and he was still cultivated in the end, but he just flicked the sleeves of his robe and turned his back, and did not spit out a few dirty words.
"Hey, Brother Nie, you're wrong, how can you target Brother Song like this??" Yang Xiaozong finished cleaning up the ashes in the hall on the first floor, and also came to the courtyard and sat with Zheng Dongfang and others.
"Brother Yang, you don't know, scholars are the most insidious, sowing discord, double-faced, dereliction of duty, stealing and cheating, especially provoking the feelings of other couples, the best at it, don't make friends ......" Nie Canglong still remembered what happened last night, and he couldn't forget it, in other words, since he met Qin Xiaojun, he had never seen her make such a big fire, and he was afraid, but he was a little happy in his heart.
"What provokes the feelings of husband and wife?? Little green snake, are you itching again??? Qin Xiaojun's coquettish voice came out of the canopy.
"......" Nie Canglong grinned and didn't dare to speak.
"Brother Nie, you have to be forgiving and forgiving, what kind of person Brother Song is, don't you know??? He just has a lower emotional intelligence, and people are not bad...... "Of course Yang Xiaozong knew what happened last night, the murderous aura erupted violently, and even he was scared, if he hadn't controlled his mind in time, he almost peed his pants, such a thrilling thing, I can't forget it for a lifetime."
"Last night, I was so scared that I almost peed my pants, and I want to forgive him unless he wets his pants......" Nie Canglong made a tricky request.
"Nie Canglong, I warn you, I can't do what you said at all, because Hanfu doesn't have pants at all, and it can be seen from this that you have been deliberately distorting the facts......" Song Ren turned his head angrily and glared at Nie Canglong, this guy is too insulting.
"Hmph......" Nie Canglong smiled coldly, "It's okay if you don't pee, then I'll hit you until you pee......"
"Fight it, fight it, whoever is afraid ???" Song Rensheng was angry with the seven orifices, and immediately opened his eyes angrily, and his fighting spirit was high, "The rich and noble can't be lewd, the poor can't be moved, and the mighty can't be bent, this is called a big husband, although I, Song Rensheng, am not a big husband, but I won't succumb to your obscenity......"
"Okay, you have backbone, I'll let you learn to be a good ...... today" Nie Canglong bared his teeth, rolled up his sleeves, and flew towards Song Rensheng, his huge fist smashed towards Song Rensheng's cheek, and he actually said that he would fight.
"It's a good ......" Song Rensheng's heart was horizontal, and he also set aside Jiashi to face Nie Canglong.
This is the first time that the two have faced each other, Zheng Dongfang and others watched from the sidelines, and they didn't plan to meddle or fight.
Bang......
With a muffled sound, the two fists clashed together like two mountains colliding, but in the end, no one took advantage of it, and both took three steps back.
In this first blow, the two used all their strength to test each other's bottom line, and as a result, Nie Canglongsheng was strong and heavy, and Song Rensheng was clever and skillful, and they played an equal match, but the two of them only used the physical liliang, and did not use true qi.
"Sure enough, there are two hits, no wonder you dare to be so arrogant......" Nie Canglong grinned, "Next, I'm going to use my true qi, you kid has washed his face and is ready to be beaten......"
"Then do you want to wait until I've washed my face before I hit it??" Song Rensheng sneered.
"Wash while fighting, wash it cleaner with your pink tears......" Nie Canglong stomped on the ground with his legs, and the whole person rushed towards Song Rensheng like a cannonball, fists, elbows, shoulders, knees, feet and other parts, all of which trembled extremely slightly, although it was tremor, but it had a special frequency, as if it was natural as a conditioned reflex, in line with the Taoist idea of Wuwei, as if it could send out a fatal attack at any time.
Song Rensheng's eyesight is extremely strong, and when he saw Nie Canglong's body trembling, he touched Nie Canglong's bottom line, and his heart sank, such Nie Canglong is absolutely terrifying, because he has almost practiced kung fu to the realm of perfection, in the terminology of martial arts novels, it is to win without moves, and can use instinctive reactions to replace the enemy's moves. ,
To put it bluntly, it is fast, the speed of the move, is the reaction speed of the nerves, the nerve reaction speed mentioned here is not the brain to the nervous system to send instructions, but the nervous system of the limbs to respond automatically, how fast is the nerve reaction speed, basically the speed of the current in the superconductor is about the same.
"Good ......" Facing Nie Canglong, Song Rensheng's eyes froze, his left foot stomped on the ground, and the whole person flew up in the air.
The invincible dancing skill made Song Rensheng like an immortal, and his body was flying in the air as if he was not forced.
"You don't even have underwear on...... Nie Canglong rushed to the place where Song Rensheng was standing just now, looked up, and saw some scenery, and couldn't help but be disdainful.
"Uh......" Maybe I used to wear pants, when Song Rensheng flew up, he didn't think about anything wrong at all, and when Nie Canglong said this, he realized that he was wearing Confucian clothes now, and he couldn't help blushing, and his whole breath was disordered.
"Haha, look at my brother picked you up and hung it on a tree to dry for a few days......" Nie Canglong jumped up suddenly, stretched out a hand, grabbed Song Rensheng's ankle, and then shook it hard, and Song Rensheng was thrown out by him.
Invincible Dancing Gong is indeed a strange light skill, completely subverting the law of gravity, when he was thrown out, Song Rensheng adjusted his center of gravity a little, and the whole person entered that state of 'Fluttering', like a feather, falling far away.
"I wear underwear and shorts......" After Song Rensheng landed, he blushed and looked at Nie Canglong angrily, it doesn't matter if he is beaten, his face is the most important, and he can't lose face if he loses anything.
"What underwear, what shorts, my brother didn't see it, my brother said you didn't wear it, you didn't wear it, and you didn't wear it...... "Nie Canglong grinned and said.
"It's too much of a deception, I'm fighting with you......" Song Rensheng shouted angrily, flew up, and hit Nie Canglong, the fist was clenched like a virtual reality, it seemed to be closed and closed, and in the palm of his hand, a strong air flow formed a whirlpool, rotating violently, "Invincible Sky Shaking Fist ......"
"Blowing the atmosphere......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips and greeted him with a fit in his body, his hands into claws, using a small grappling kung fu.
"Whether it's blowing the air or not, you will know right away......" Song Rensheng's fist was like a meteor, because his fist seemed to be closed and closed, and even made a roar, like thunder.
Thundered......
The fist drove the fluctuations of the airflow, and the fluctuations of the airflow formed a huge pressure, which slammed into Nie Canglong's chest, Nie Canglong felt as if there was a wall in front of him, and the qi in his chest fluctuated, and a strong murderous aura was aroused, colliding with the 'wall' in front of him, making a rumbling sound.
Just when the two collided hard and collided together, Nie Canglong's hand was not idle, his hand was like an eagle's claw, and he quickly grabbed Song Rensheng's wrist at a tricky angle, however, Song Rensheng's wrist was like a soft boneless moment when Nie Canglong grabbed it, and it slid away like a loach, and his fist continued to bombard Nie Canglong's chest with an irresistible momentum.
As soft and tricky as a snake, thick and neutral as a mountain, Song Rensheng perfectly combined the two artistic conceptions together and punched an infinitely powerful punch.
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