Chapter 2: The Happiness and Depression of the Dashing Brother
As mentioned above, Tang Xiaosa is filling in his own detailed information according to the requirements on the computer screen. Although he was a little puzzled, the "hacker" + "liar" he met seemed a little different, but Tang Xiaosheng still didn't care, because he was a decent poor D silk, so untilβ
"Huh? Still have this problem? He filled it in, and suddenly froze. Because there are two questions that come into view -
What's your happiest thing about?
What is the most painful thing for you?
To be honest, there is no such peculiar thing as a human being that will be happy for a lifetime or miserable for a lifetime! No matter how happy life is, there are moments of sadness and pain; And no matter how hard life is, you can always see a little rainbow. More or less.
But what about the happiest and most painful?
"I don't think I'm the happiest, am I?" Tang Xiao thought about it subconsciously, and then was surprised to find that he actually had nothing to be happy about. Well, if the whole family is alive and good at the moment, then this is the only one he can be "very happy".
Tang Xiaosa has a family of four, he is the eldest and has a younger brother at his feet, more than two years younger than him, named Tang An, and is now in the third year of junior high school in the township. But it doesn't seem to have much talent for reading. I was thinking about everything in the game hall all day long, and the teachers at the school didn't care, and the grandparents in the countryside couldn't take care of it. Tang Xiaosheng asserted that most of his younger brother would not even go to high school. And on top of that, he and his grandparents are still alive, and in terms of family and family, he is indeed lucky.
"Well, if you add one more, that is, although my brother's body is very bean sprouts, my brother's immunity is not bad, and he hasn't taken much medicine since he was a child, which can be regarded as a happy event, right?" Tang Xiao muttered to himself, so he added another one - good health.
And the next "most painful thing", Tang Xiaosa almost didn't have to think about it, and directly danced with his hands-
"Brother is not an eight-foot man, not a martial arts master, does not know nine foreign languages, is not as long as Andy, has no chest muscles and abdominal muscles, can't never forget, can't speak like a river, can't play the piano and guitar, and doesn't have the courage of a bear's heart and leopard......
Tang Xiao frantically tapped on the keyboard, and slowly, he almost forgot that he was talking to a "hacker" + liar. Because, he has long had enough of this life.
It is said that waste wood is always complaining about the hardships of life and the injustice of fate. This is clearly evident in him. However, Tang Xiaosheng didn't pay attention to it so much, he stopped and thought about it, and Zuihou knocked the next line of words: "Lao Tzu doesn't have a stick that is far superior to the!" β
Gasping slightly, he looked next to him: "Fortunately, no one saw it, otherwise wouldn't he have been laughed to death?" Tang Xiaosheng thought about it and immediately clicked "Next", for fear that someone would see Zuihou's sentence. Well, although he firmly believes that there must be more than N men who have also dreamed of this.
"This system has received all the specific information of the gamer Tang Xiaoshi, and is currently evaluating your sincerity and potential value, please wait for a while!" The voice that seemed to be an electronic sound sounded in the headset again, which made Tang Xiaosa wake up from the unspeakable mood just now, he hugged his hands across his chest, looked at the monitor with disdain and sneered: "I deceived Lao Tzu's feelings, and I actually played with high technology, evaluate your M ......!" β
Before he could scold his swearing, he saw that the screen in front of him suddenly went black, and then it lit up suddenly in the blink of an eye, and before Tang Xiaosa looked at the monitor carefully in surprise, the voice sounded again: "According to the system evaluation, the gamer Tang Xiaosa sincerity: 98, potential value: 40, two-word evaluation: waste wood!" β
"Lao Tzu abolish you M!" Tang Xiaosheng was so angry with this bullshit evaluation report that he almost scolded. Well, although he has long been self-aware, even if he studies for another two years in high school, he will not be able to get into the worst three colleges, but please, the name of "waste wood" is too disgusting, right? Can't you be tactful? Point of hypocrisy? A man of normal intelligence who TM likes this evaluation?
"Waste wood and dare not face the reality, the potential value - 5!" The electronic voice sounded again: "Please learn to be brave and start choosing your favorite class at the same time." Note that each player can select a maximum of three classes, and the system does not recommend multiple choices. β
"Lao Tzu is your lung!" This voice made the dashing brother almost smash the keyboard, but he didn't do it after stabilizing his mood, because he suddenly found that he seemed to be a little stupid, is it worth it to be angry for a hacker? He picked up the mouse again and clicked on the "Careers" bar on the page. If you want to play, you have to play to the end, in real life, Lao Tzu can't afford to play, don't you dare to open your mind when you go online? As for this so-called "system suggestion", Tang Xiaosheng didn't pay attention to it at all. Who is stupid enough to listen to the warnings of a so-called system?
And this is the most depressed decision of Brother Chic in the future.
The page is very clean, and I have to admit that this hacker is indeed a bit level, only to see a kind of profession written from top to bottom. Such as: farmers, workers, teachers, businessmen, public security, soldiers, athletes...... There are at least dozens of kinds. Moreover, what makes Brother Chic even more admired is that there are many sub-occupations behind them, such as the highest state of the farmer is the big farmer, the worker is the chief engineer, and the teacher is the educator...... Anyway, he was dazzled, and he didn't know how to check it.
"Anyway, it's an idle egg to play with, so let's get something cooler!" Brother Chic has always disliked to use his brain, so he didn't look at it carefully, and directly checked it with the main profession.
"There is no need to mention what peasants, workers and whatever, well, teachers and public security don't want to ......," he muttered to himself as he chosen, paused on the soldier and was about to click OK, but when he saw the choice of "martial artist", he immediately gave up the plan in his heart and determined the first choice neatly.
After confirming one and two, Tang Xiaosa rubbed his eyes that were a little sour because he had been online for too long, and decided to speed up the pace in order to check out early and take the car back to his hometown to pack his luggage. Therefore, he directly ticked the two options of actor and singer, and then clicked OK.
"System warning: After testing, Tang Xiaosa player's martial arts talent is: 65, actor talent: 45, and singer talent: 65. The overall rating of the game's difficulty is: 98, which is significantly beyond the range of the gamer's goal, are you sure about all your options? If you're sure, ...... again
"Lao Tzu is sure, it's really long-winded!" Without waiting for the "system warning" to finish, Tang Xiaosa directly clicked again to confirm. Although the difficulty of this test game is as high as 98, it seems to be very scary, but it doesn't matter, it's all fake! Whoever cares is a fool.
And then he found out that it was nothing short of a tragedy -
"Lao Tzu is dead this time~!" Tang Xiaosa just clicked on the confirmation and his body was numb, and then his eyes went black.
PS: It's very slow, but it's written very carefully, and I have to create a different story. Ask for all kinds of gangs!
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