The four mice shown in Shiyan's video were shaking and excited after being injected with the virus, and even though I am not an expert on mice, I could see that they were not painful and were enjoying themselves.

And then they died.

For half an hour before they died, they seemed to enjoy heavenly bliss.

"What's going on?" I was surprised, "Why do these guinea pigs look like they're taking drugs!" Dr. Yu, you didn't inject them with my blood extract, it was just drugs! ”

I have reason to guess this, because according to Dr. Yu, there were no less than 200 mice in the experiment, but only these 4 were exceptional, and it is hard to believe that my blood played a role.

"It's true that what I injected them wasn't your blood extract...... Dr. Yu said slowly, "but from other mice that had contracted viral heart disease." ”

"What do you mean?"

"First of all, I want to tell you: many guinea pigs, when they have just injected your blood extract, do not survive the first rapid heart rate and die directly, accounting for 90% of the total number of deaths."

Damn, how many guinea pigs have you killed these days, Dr. Yu? Just now, I thought there were only more than 200 of them, but now that I recalculate them, there are 1,000 of them! Dr. Yu, you've achieved the Thousand Mouse Slash achievement! You're on the blacklist of Animal Rescue, beware of radical animal protectors trying to assassinate you!

"The so-called secondary extraction is to drain all the blood of the strongest batch of mice who survived the first rapid heart rate ......"

I'm wiping, it's better to hang up without getting through the rapid heart rate! I'd better not show up in front of the animal protectors, these guinea pigs weren't killed by me, but they died because of me!

Rest assured! In the next life, you will be reincarnated as cats and dogs, and I will treat you well! What the? You say I'm narrow-minded? I'm so narrow-minded, right? If you're not convinced, come out and bite me now!

Dr. Yu continued, "After the blood of those mice was drained, extracted, and the secondary extract was injected into the healthy mice, the situation recorded in the video appeared......

"Because of the limited number of secondary extracts, only 4 follow-up shiyans were performed, and the result was that the mice were 100% dead, but there was a period of extreme happiness that was difficult to explain before they died, and then their brains were dissected, confirming my observational suspicions."

"Isn't this just a drug? And it's also a 'addicted or dead' drug! I was shocked, "The only thing my dad absolutely forbids me is that I am not allowed to take drugs, but I don't take drugs, I have become a drug!" ”

"You calm down first," Dr. Yu stretched out a hand and shook it, "This situation in rodents does not mean that primates also have similar behavior, even if your blood extract really has the same effect on humans, the property of dying after producing pleasure makes it impossible for it to become a drug, at most it is a euthanasia drug......"

"So, a patient who can't stand the pain can die painless as long as he sucks my blood? Am I turned into a humanoid mobile euthanasia machine? "I find it hard to accept.

"It's useless to suck your blood directly, it must be purified and purified to remove most of the blood components while maintaining the viability of the virus - this is the purification method provided by my senior brother, and the efficiency is indeed a little higher than the method I came up with myself......"

Not a little, but a lot higher! Dr. Yu, you are so proud, if your senior brother's purification method is not much different from yours, you will never admit that the other party's method is better! Your senior brother is nicknamed "Poison King", specializing in pharmacology, of course, he is more professional than you, a guy who knows a lot of jishu!

"I don't want to be brain-dead, I don't want to be a drug, or a euthanasia drug." I said with a bitter face, "What's next?" Is there a reliable cure for my heart disease? ”

"Hmm...... I also reported the results of Shiyan to my senior brother, and he said that he was very confident that he would cure you, but he didn't want to treat you yet......"

"Why! Is he going to see death and not save him? Or do you want to sit on the ground and start the price? I don't have any money to give him! ”

"My brother doesn't want money, he just wants you to provide him with more blood samples to experiment." Dr. Yu propped his elbow on the bench and teased a drunk mouse through the cage, "He has a quirk of getting to the bottom of pharmacology, and it is impossible not to want to experiment further when he sees such interesting experimental results." ”

So I wanted to delay a few more days, so that I could blood on time and save enough experimental materials before I could completely cure my viral heart disease?

"This ...... It's not that I can't understand his thoughts, but what if I die halfway through? ”

"I'll almost be able to heal you." Dr. Yu blinked his eyes unusually when he spoke, "I think the experimental data is complete, even without the help of my senior brother, I can formulate a medicine that will cure you completely, and only have a low probability of becoming brain-dead......"

"Enough!" I stretched out my hand to stop me, "I'd better wait for your senior brother!" You are such a confident person, using the word 'almost', it means that you have no score at all! I don't want to be brain-dead! ”

Dr. Yu's expression seemed to be greatly shocked.

"Hey! Even if your brain is damaged, I'll be responsible for fitting you with a mechanical brain! Absolutely let your calculation speed explode, you can solve binary cubic equations in one second, and you can be admitted to key high schools and key universities without pressure! ”

"Your sister! I'm not a human being anymore! It's a question of whether or not I'm allowed to take the entrance exam! Being a humanoid euthanasia machine is already very distressing to me! I don't want to be a humanoid computer anymore! ”

There is a comic called "Humanoid Computer Angel Heart", which is about an otaku who picks up a computer in the shape of a cute girl and lives a life without shame...... What the hell am I? A computer in the shape of a Spartan, you picked it up, you wanted! I'm glaring at you! I'm glaring at you with my fierce eyes!

"Dr. Yu! Dr. Yu! Suddenly, someone didn't knock on the door, and they broke into the infirmary, but it was Pooh, who was holding up his mobile phone.

"Quick! When I was playing League of Legends, I saw someone using a great inventor, and I immediately remembered that Dr. Yu promised to upgrade my phone, but it never materialized! Give me an upgrade now! Otherwise, I'll forget about it again! ”

Pooh handed his Samsung phone to Dr. Yu, and jumped on his feet excitedly, looking impatient, excited as an otaku waiting for the game to finish - she also saw me standing in the infirmary.

"Ye Lin, you're here! Are you also looking for Dr. Yu to upgrade your phone? Pooh frowned as soon as he spoke, "But isn't there a lot of problems with your phone?" You should have Dr. Yu fix it before upgrading, right? ”

Pooh seems to treat Dr. Yu as a mobile phone repairer in a shopping mall, which is really disrespectful to the world's first-class brain doctors and mechanical engineers who are determined to transform all mankind.

But Pooh is right, my Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone has indeed experienced a lot of disasters, and the shortcomings of domestic copycat machines have gradually been exposed.

First of all, when I fought with the underwear thief Xu Shaoguan, there was a slight crack in the upper right corner of the screen of the mobile phone, but except for a little light leakage, it basically did not affect the use.

Because of obsessive-compulsive disorder, the squad leader tried his best to persuade me to repair it, and even said that he would pay for the repair for me, but I didn't agree.

Later, there were problems with the battery not being fully charged, the power down quickly, and the noise on the phone from time to time - Pooh borrowed my phone to play games a few times, so I know about this.

Fang Xin once predicted that my mobile phone would soon malfunction, and then it would save my life, chronologically, it was really like this, it was indeed the first to malfunction, and then accidentally dialed 110 to save me from the predicament, which is still creepy when I think about it now.

I watched Dr. Yu take out a data cable, connect Pooh's phone to his Google monocle, I don't know what to check, and then commented: "The chip is too old, it's too troublesome to upgrade, why don't I buy you a new one!" ”

"Eh, eh!?" Pooh pressed his hands on the operating table and said dissatisfiedly: "Dr. Yu said last time that you can upgrade my phone from single-core to quad-core!" That's when I told you Dr. Chan's phone number! It turned out to be a lie to me! ”

"I didn't lie to you," Dr. Yu said, "It's true that it can be upgraded, but it's too troublesome to upgrade, so why don't I just buy you a quad-core phone?" ”

"I don't want to change my phone!" Pooh complained, "Recently I became friends with Miss Amy, a big tycoon, so I've become richer, and my parents even suspect that I'm dating someone!" I didn't bother to explain it to them! If I buy a new quad-core phone, they should be even more suspicious! ”

Dr. Yu came up with an idea: "You just said that it is a new mobile phone in the lottery!" I can fake China Mobile to send two text messages to your mobile phone, if your parents are not experts, it is still easy to fool you! ”

"Well, that's great!" Pooh was overjoyed, "The fake text message is like a little bit of it!" And ......"

She restlessly propped up the operating table with her hands and kept her feet off the ground, as if she were playing with a pommel horse or parallel bars.

"Also, Dr. Yu, when are you going to accompany me to buy a mobile phone? Or do I buy it back first, and then you reimburse me......"

Suddenly I used honorifics for Dr. Yu! Pooh, your festival! People who don't know will really think you're talking to Dr. Yu**!

"I don't have time to go," Dr. Yu, who is not a Lolita but a mature woman, replied, "When will Ye Lin accompany you to buy, of course I will pay the money." ”

I saw that Dr. Yu was not polite at all, so I was not polite to him, took out my Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone, handed it to Dr. Yu, and said:

"Help me take a look at this phone too, it has a lot of faults, if it's broken and can't be repaired, you just happen to buy me a ......"

"I'll go! You two got on me, didn't you? Dr. Yu said depressedly, "I bought a mobile phone for Pooh, and it can be said that I promised her before, or wanted to take advantage of her - what is the matter with me buying a mobile phone for Ye Lin?" ”

Despite saying this, Dr. Yu still took the Yellow Wind Monster phone and connected it to his Google monocle, and as for what detection program was running, Pooh and I couldn't see it at all.

After only a minute, Dr. Yu's face became extremely serious.

"The chip of this phone ...... It has long been banned in the United States, how can it be here? ”

"Huh? Weishenme banned? Is the quality not up to par? ”

Chinese copycat manufacturers have always had the habit of buying electronic garbage with quality problems from the United States, and it is understandable that my Huangfeng Monster mobile phone has this kind of substandard chip.

"It's not that the quality is not up to par...... Dr. Yu gasped, "but that this chip hides a hardware backdoor, which can monitor the owner's text messages and even calls, and the person who designed this chip is one of my classmates......"