Eating bird's nest for beauty [funny]

"Don't buy clothes, wait until the baby is about to be born, it's all summer clothes now!" Mother Li responded, then took out a tumbler from the paper bag and handed it to Lin Xiaoxi, "I bought a toy for the baby!" ”

"Mom, this is so cute!" Lin Xiaoxi looked at the cute tumbler in his hand and said a little excitedly.

She also played with tumblers when she was younger.

But it's not hers, it's the neighbor's.

The outer layer of the tumbler is still filmed, and when you play with the back, it is a little deflated.

At that time, she had been thinking that it would not fall down, no matter how she pressed it, as soon as she let go of it, she stood up again on its own.

For this reason, she also screwed on the tumbler, and pressed the tumbler from the afternoon, insisting on overpowering it.

Even when her mother came to ask her to go back for dinner, she didn't do it and continued to press.

It wasn't until her mother lost her temper later that she reluctantly stood up, turned her head and said to Lin Ziqin,

"Hey, you help me press it, I don't believe I can't overwhelm it today!"

At that time, she had just fought with Lin Ziqin and had just reconciled, so she still asked him to feed.

So when the mother-in-law took out the tumbler, she immediately thought of the tumbler from her childhood.

It's really full of innocent memories.

"Cute, I bought four!"

"Huh? Buy so much! ”

"Four babies, of course I have to buy four.

Otherwise, they will rob it, and you don't have to rob it if you buy four. ”

"Mom, if you buy four different colors, they will still grab them!" Lin Xiaoxi said with a smile.

"Oh, I forgot about that!"

"But it doesn't matter, if they rob it, I will confiscate it and not let them play!" Lin Xiaoxi said with one in one hand.

That look in his eyes, that look on his face, made him feel the urge to take these cute tumblers for himself.

"How can anyone be a mother like you!" Mother Li said with tears and laughter.

That being said, there was no hint of reproach in his tone, but a bit of pampering.

"By the way, did I give you the stewed bird's nest in the afternoon?"

"Oh, not yet, I'll eat it now!" Lin Xiaoxi hurriedly said.

Then it's time to get up and eat bird's nest.

"You biedong, mom just go and serve it to you!"

"Mom, you just came back, rest, I'll do it myself!"

"It's okay, you sit, Mom will bring it to you!" After Li Mu finished speaking, she had already walked in the direction of the kitchen.

"Dad, how was your walk today?" Lin Xiaoxi had no choice but to sit down and turn his head to chat with his father-in-law.

"It's all with your mother shopping, she is the same as when she was young, and she doesn't feel tired at all when she goes shopping!" Father Li said with a smile.

"That means mom is getting younger and younger!" Lin Xiaoxi said with a smile.

"Now as long as she thinks about hugging her grandchildren, she laughs all day long, it's hard to think about being young, even shopping is thinking about buying things for her grandchildren, and she doesn't feel tired at all!"

"Of course I'm not tired, when Xiaoxi gives birth to the child, I can still help bring it!" Mother Li brought out the bird's nest at this time and answered.

"When the time comes, my mother will bring one, my father will bring one, and Yu Min and I will each bring one!" Lin Xiaoxi said with a smile.

"Okay, then our whole family will revolve around the baby!" Mother Li chimed in.

Lin Xiaoxi smiled brighter,

"I'll wash my hands first!"

In fact, she just said casually, how could it be possible for the whole family to come to take care of the children, and it was definitely necessary to ask for a wet nurse and a nanny.

But thinking of the four dolls crawling all over the ground, and the whole family is busy with it, the picture is also very warm and happy.

After washing her hands, Lin Xiaoxi returned to her seat, and her mother-in-law had already helped her fill it.

"Dad, Mom, then I'll eat first!" Lin Xiaoxi said.

"Eat, eat, eat!" Li Mu said with a smile.

Lin Xiaoxi nodded with a smile and began to eat bird's nest.

Mother Li put the toys away.

"By the way, Mom, Uncle is back, he accidentally hit the wall, his face is a little bruised, do you want to go up and see him?" Lin Xiaoxi thought of Li Yuzhe's injury, so he turned his head and said to his mother-in-law.

"Hit the wall? Why are you so careless, did you go to the doctor? ”

"Probably not, I boiled two eggs for him to dress." Lin Xiaoxi replied.

"I'll go up and see him!" After Li Mu finished speaking, she got up and walked towards the staircase.

"Hit the wall? He said it himself? Father Li raised his eyes and looked at Lin Xiaoxi and asked.

"yes, I thought he hit a telephone pole, and his right eye socket was dark blue from his cheek." Lin Xiaoxi responded truthfully.

"It can't be that I was beaten by a woman!" Father Li said lightly.

"Huh?" Lin Xiaoxi was stunned for a moment, and the next second blurted out, "No!" ”

"Who knows!" Li's father replied and continued to read the newspaper.

Lin Xiaoxi lowered his head and continued to eat bird's nest, and then thought of what his father-in-law had just said, and suddenly felt very happy, which made people want to laugh.

Think about that picture, the tall Mr. Li Yuzhe was blackened by a small and delicate girl, and the picture was very joyful.

Well, she's a little schadenfreude again!

Mother Li went upstairs, came to the door of her youngest son's bedroom, and knocked on the door.

Li Yuzhe walked over and opened the door, and at the same time handed out a plate, on which only egg shells remained.

"Mom-" Li Yuzhe was stunned for a moment when he saw that it was his mother.

"What's up with your face?" Mother Li asked distressedly looking at her youngest son's dark face.

"It's okay, I accidentally bumped into it!" Li Yuzhe replied with some embarrassment.

I couldn't help but spit in my heart, it must be the little sister-in-law's housekeeper who is talking too much.

"Bang? Have you been drinking? ”

"No, I just think about things, I don't pay attention to the road!" Li Yuzhe said.

"Have you seen a doctor?"

"It's just a little bruise, it's okay, Mom, don't worry, I'm smeared with a potion, it looks exaggerated, but it's not serious at all!" Li Yuzhe comforted his mother.

"Next time, be careful, what do you think? I want to hit the wall! Mother Li took the plate angrily and said distressedly.

The next second looked at the plate with only eggshells left, and asked,

"Where's the egg?"

"Eat!"

"Eaten? Let you put it on your face, you eat! ”

"Anyway, I've smeared the potion, I don't need to apply it, I happened to be hungry, so I ate it!" Li Yuzhe shrugged his shoulders and said.

"I'm hungry, I won't let the nanny cook you something to eat, you're really getting lazy, go downstairs, mom will cook you a bowl of noodles!" Mother Li said strongly, then turned around with a plate and walked towards the staircase.

Lin Xiaoxi was eating bird's nest, and when she saw Li Yuzhe who was going downstairs with her mother-in-law, she almost laughed again.

Fortunately, I endured it in time, otherwise I would definitely have to take revenge on Li Yuzhe, a cautious man.

"Uncle, you're okay!" Lin Xiaoxi asked.

"Thanks to you, it's okay!"

"Uncle, say that, why does it sound like I hit you in the face!" Lin Xiaoxi pursed his lips and said.

Li Yuzhe was suddenly choked by Lin Xiaoxi's words, his face was red, white, and blue, and the green was the original bruise.

So he simply stopped talking to Lin Xiaoxi, called Dad, and sat down on the single sofa.

"Old man, I'll cook some noodles for my son, do you want to eat some?" Mother Li asked Father Li.

"I'm not hungry, you can cook him!" Father Li didn't even raise his head, but added in the next second, "Let's see if Xiaoxi wants to eat?" ”

"I don't eat, I'm full, I can't finish all these things!" Lin Xiaoxi hurriedly said.

"What are you eating?" Li Yuzhe asked casually.

"Bird's nest, do you want it?" Lin Xiaoxi raised his eyes and looked at him in response.

"No, I'm not pregnant!" Li Yuzhe immediately said with disdain.

"You can't eat it even if you're not pregnant, it's just right for you to eat it now!" Lin Xiaoxi said. "I only eat what I scooped out, and I didn't move anything in the stew pot."

Li Yuzhe glared at Lin Xiaoxi viciously.

"Xiaozhe, your sister-in-law can't finish eating, you can help her eat, don't waste it!" Mother Li also said at this time.

Li Yuzhe almost blurted out a sentence, I'm not a rice bucket!

"I don't eat bird's nest!"

"You're a picky eater!" Although Li's mother said this, she still went into the kitchen to cook something for her younger son.

Lin Xiaoxi didn't lie just now, she really couldn't eat it.

Before that, she had just eaten a plate of fruit, and it didn't take long for her to eat bird's nest again, which was too much.

"If you don't eat it, forget it, I'll keep it for supper at night!" Lin Xiaoxi pursed his lips and said.

"Don't eat at night, it's so hot." Li Yuzhe said reflexively.

"It's okay, put it in the frower!"

"Put it in the refrigerator and eat it again, there are more bacteria!"

"What's the solution, if you don't help me eat, you can't throw it out, how expensive is bird's nest now!" Lin Xiaoxi said with infinite regret.

"No matter how expensive your husband can afford it, what effort can you save!"

"If you have money, you can't waste food, it will thunder and thunder!"

Li Yuzhe glared at Lin Xiaoxi, Lin Xiaoxi held his head high, and glared back even more confidently.

"You've won!" Li Yuzhe said angrily, and drank the rest of the bird's nest after three or two clicks of the stew cup.

Almost at the same time, Lin Xiaoxi was heard shouting towards the kitchen,

"Mom, don't cook it, Yu Zhe eats bird's nest!"

Li Yuzhe almost choked on the bird's nest in his mouth.

Damn, you need to shout so loud!

People who don't know think there's something wrong with him!

The corners of Father Li's mouth also raised slightly at this time.

"It's okay, I'm just washing the vegetables, and I haven't started cooking yet, otherwise it will be wasted again." Mother Li dried her hands, walked out of the kitchen, and said.

"Mom, don't stew so much for your sister-in-law in the future, she can't finish eating, and the rest is going to be put in the refrigerator for supper, how bad it is for my nephews and nieces!" At this time, Li Yuzhe spoke.

"When did your sister-in-law eat a surplus?" Mother Li said angrily.

"And what about what she can't eat? Poured out? Li Yuzhe asked.

"The creek is very economical in food, and there are very few that are not finished!" Mother Li should arrive.

Li Yuzhe turned his head and glared at Lin Xiaoxi.

Is that a deliberate attempt to let him eat what she has left?

"I swear I'm really too hungry to eat today.

Before my parents came back, I just ate a plate of fruit! Lin Xiaoxi hurriedly said.

"It's okay, anyway, bird's nest beauty and beauty, it just so happens that I broke my appearance today!" The corners of Li Yuzhe's mouth raised.

Lin Xiaoxi couldn't help but shrink a little, but he still smiled sweetly and innocently.

Uncle, your face looks a little hideous today, and your smile is even more terrifying!

So don't laugh!

Otherwise, it will not be good to scare the pregnant woman and the fetus.

Even if it doesn't scare pregnant women, it's not haode to scare flowers and plants!

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Finally the big change is completed, and the two days are relatively out of state,

I don't want to update it in order to make up the word.,So the update is late.,Please forgive me!