【534】 Weight loss tips

Even if my dad wasn't on a business trip, it wouldn't be a good idea to call him over to solve the problem of me and the squad leader being stuck in the hotel.

My dad found out that I lived with a female classmate, even if the class leader was not afraid of shadows, I would be misunderstood by my father, right? When the time comes, I won't be able to argue! Dad must have wondered how to educate me to be a playboy!

As for finding Shu Zhe, it is definitely not a good strategy, first, Shu Zhe is definitely not Zhuang Ni's opponent, and second, he is a guy, obviously looking forward to me sleeping with his sister! When the time comes, it's going to be messy!

In any case, the squad leader still called Shu Zhe and told his younger brother to take out the bean stew at noon and heat it in the microwave to eat, and that he was "temporarily going to spend the night at the same school" tonight, and he couldn't go back, so he should close the door and gas when he went to sleep.

Shu Zhe neither doubted nor asked, it seemed that he was happy to be home alone, I guess if the squad leader didn't go home, he would have an online chat with coriander stuffed buns again, right? Since Xiaoli broke up with him, he has become more and more addicted to being a pseudo-mother, and gradually money is no longer the only purpose, sometimes when others praise him for being beautiful, he will be beautiful for a long time.

In fact, Celery was the best person to save us.

If I call Xiaoqin, I guess she will not only have the ability, but will do her best to save me and the squad leader, even if it is to use the power of the underworld to demolish this hotel.

"Ye Lin actually went to open a room with someone!? And not with me!? ”

Xiaoqin is afraid that she will cry like this and kick the door open, right?

So, in order not to cause such a big panic, it's better not to contact Xiaoqin.

For a while, the squad leader and I fell silent, and the sports program on the TV changed to women's tennis doubles, and I don't know if it was Serena Williams, Serena Williams, or other Masters I didn't know on the dojo.

During this awkward period, the squad leader suddenly received a call from Gong Caicai.

"Caicai? Caicai: You're home, aren't you? Did Johnny treat you badly? ”

The squad leader asked in a hurry.

"Squad leader...... I'm sorry to worry you, it's all my fault......"

Gong Caicai's voice was very small and apologized.

"No, I don't blame you, Zhuang Ni forced you, right?"

"Juan, she, didn't force me to ......"

"You're still defending her!" The squad leader clenched his fists in anger, and the long hair behind him stirred like angry waves.

"Juan, did she hurt your body?"

The squad leader slowed down his tone a little and asked Gong Caicai more tactfully.

Lily's thing,It's the same as engaging in base and heterosexuality.,Light taste and heavy taste.,Needless to say, a boy like me who is familiar with **、H is a boy.,Like a squad leader, I'm determined to become a criminal policeman.,And people who study cases in various countries in their spare time.,I've long understood the dark side of the world.。

The so-called mild lily, sometimes it's just a girl's friendship driven by curiosity to slightly cross the line, kiss and hug, at most touch each other, and it's over.

But heavy lilies are different, it is completely the rhythm of same-sex marriage in Amsterdam, and I heard that the lily as the "attacking" side, will also wear "wolf braces" on the index or middle finger as a substitute for male partners, with the intensity of "red horned three times the speed", to give your lover an unforgettable orgasm experience!

In fact, our online store has sold a lot of these things, and I have also sold more heavy-handed props between lilies, such as wearable xx, double-headed xx or something...... The thought that these things might be used by Zhuang Ni on the weak Gong Caicai made me feel guilty!

Unexpectedly, Gong Caicai replied to the squad leader: "Zhuang Ni called me to just teach me the tricks of weight loss......

"Lose weight?" The squad leader fell into the fog for five miles, "Gong Caicai, you're not fat?" And if you want to lose weight, you don't have to come to the hotel with Zhuang Ni, right? ”

"I'm sorry......" Gong Caicai apologized again for nothing, "Originally, my parents restricted me from eating sweets, but since I ate cake with everyone on my birthday, I couldn't control myself, and secretly went to the sweets store to buy a lot of snacks to eat during the summer vacation...... Squad leader, have I become a bad boy? ”

"Eat...... Eating sweets isn't a big deal, is it? The squad leader comforted Gong Caicai and said, "I sometimes eat a little bit, but you got fat because of your sweets?" Can't wear your pants in? ”

Sitting on the bed and turning the TV volume to silent, I couldn't help but make up for it, and Gong Caicai, who had become a little fatter, couldn't tie the belt of her pants, but fell awkwardly.

"Squad leader, I'...... I've gained weight, but my waist hasn't gotten thicker......"

Huh? Isn't that a good thing? No matter how much sweets you eat, your waist won't get thicker, that's an ant's anti-heaven skill! How many girls are envious before it's too late! Why do you want to talk about this with an annoying tone!

"The extra flesh grows to ...... It's all on the chest! ”

Gong Caicai seemed to have made a lot of determination to tell the squad leader what was very embarrassing to herself.

"Well, that's not very serious, is it?" The squad leader didn't know what to say about Gong Caicai's fat distribution system for a while.

"Because Juanny is very thin, I told her about my troubles, wondering how she keeps her weight, and Juanny told me that she has a secret to losing weight, as long as I am willing to go out with her, tell me ......"

Fat and thin, sometimes genetically determined, I don't think the thin Zhuang Ni used any weight loss secrets, but she is psychologically dark, and she bleeds herself from time to time, Gong Caicai can't draw a gourd anyway, right?

Of course, the squad leader thinks the same way.

"If you want to lose weight, you can say it on the phone, can you use it to open a room in a hotel?" The squad leader said angrily, "If there really is that kind of secret, I still want to hear it!" ”

It's a surprise, the squad leader, who has always been considered to be in impeccable shape, actually occasionally worries about weight? Scientific American magazine said that women always overestimate their weight by more than six pounds, while men always underestimate their weight by more than six pounds, which turns out to be true!

Gong Caicai snorted: "It's true...... Juanny really has a secret...... After coming out a few times, I really found that it worked......"

"How the hell did she give you weight?" The squad leader was also a little curious.

"That's it...... Massage to lose weight, which is often mentioned in weight loss advertisements," Gong Caicai sincerely recommended to the class leader, "After the two of us took a shower together, I lay on my back on the bed, and Zhuang Ni massaged my chest that I needed to lose weight the most...... Boobs ......"

Your sister's! This is completely Lily's behavior! While Zhuang Ni was addicted to her eyes and hands, Gong Caicai below was still confused, and she didn't know that she was taken advantage of by the other party! It's completely the rhythm of being sold and helping others count the money!

And the picture of the two girls stripping off and flesh sticking to the flesh makes the theater in my brain continue to heat up! And Zhuang Ni actually realized the dream of all the boys in the twenty-eighth middle school, rubbing and rubbing on the pair of murder weapons in Gong Caicai, did Gong Caicai still thank the other party for helping him lose weight!

What's more, that kind of thing happened right next door! It happened just a few hours ago! It's less than fifteen meters away from me in a straight line!

Nima, I have a nosebleed! It's not about fun, it's really flowing! The white sheets of the double bed were dripping with my nosebleeds! It's like plum blossoms in the snow!

The squad leader was already so angry that he was about to explode, and Gong Caicai on the other side actually said in a daze:

"When Johnny helped me with the massage, my breasts felt a little hot and my throat was a little dry, so it should be a normal reaction to fat burning, right? If you want to lose weight, you can also ask Zhuang Ni to help you ......"

"I don't need ...... Juanny did that to me! The squad leader finally broke out, "You don't want to come out with Zhuang Ni again in the future!" You think that losing weight has an effect, not because of Zhuang Ni, but because of the extra roads you take every time you come out! ”

"But, I think that massage works!" Gong Caicai said aggrievedly, "Although Zhuang Ni said that there are people she knows in that hotel, and she doesn't charge money every time she goes, but I always feel that it's not good to trouble others, so I have recently tried to massage myself myself, but unfortunately the effect is not very good......"

I'm going to it! In other words, Gong Caicai's daily routine every night recently is to massage the two balls on his chest in bed! Massaging and happily looking forward to them slimming down? What a restrictive picture! My nosebleed...... The sheets are hanging again!

After telling Gong Caicai not to listen to Zhuang Ni's words, and not to give herself a daily massage, the squad leader hung up the phone, but he couldn't get angry, and called Zhuang Ni next door again, asking Zhuang Ni to stop his shameless deception of Gong Caicai.

"Gong Caicai's pure heart like white paper, can you bear to deceive her? Aren't you her friend? ”

The squad leader asked sharply.

"It's because she's a friend that I can't bear to let her fall into the hands of a man," Zhuang Ni replied lazily, "and you, the squad leader, know all the distorted truths in the world like me, why can you still maintain your faith in human beings?" In that sense, I'm actually a little jealous of you......"

Zhuang Ni's rare openness and honesty made the squad leader stunned for a moment.

"So, I'm going to teach you a lesson this time," Zhuang Ni's tone turned cruel again, "Let's take it as a bet between the two of us!" I bet that tonight, Ye Lin will do what men always like to do to you, if he can endure it all night, I will give up thinking about Gong Caicai, how about it? ”

"Is that true?" The squad leader suddenly became arrogant, and glanced at me with a fierce gaze, as if threatening me not to take a step beyond the thunder pool.

"I'm not going to lie about this kind of thing," Zhuang Ni chuckled, "It's just that when Ye Lin's true form is revealed, squad leader, you have to call my mobile phone in time for help!" I just want you to recognize the ugliness of men, and as for your chastity, it's definitely better to leave it to me......"

How could it be for you! Give it to the wolf braces you wear on your fingers! That's too tyrannical, isn't it?

No, no, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that I covet the chastity of the squad leader, I'm just talking about things.

Anyway, this room is also a deposit for one night, if you don't sleep here for one night and leave, isn't it a loss?