Chapter 155: Cleaning up Yang Matchmaker

"Get out, why don't you hurry up and get out of here, leave me as a girl, I don't have a skinless and faceless girl like you!" Liu Shi became more and more energetic, and the feather duster was waved vigorously, and the chicken feathers were scattered all over the ground.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Mrs. Yang didn't dare to delay any longer, so she hurriedly ran to the door, shouting as she ran: "Okay, you Liu!" You wait for me! You don't know the hearts of good people, and you treat kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs, and there will be a time when you will suffer in the future! I'm telling you, that's all you've been like this for the rest of your life, no wonder you're a widow! Deserve! ”

"You dare to curse people." Lan Youluo grinded her teeth lightly, twisted a few jelly beans and flicked her fingers.

It's really old, my legs and feet are not good, I have to stew a pot of bone broth to drink when I go back today, and by the way, let the stinky girl at home who only knows how to eat and don't know how to work tear up half a roast chicken to make up for the wine, otherwise how will I walk the streets and alleys in the future.

Mrs. Yang lay on the ground, and she had already planned today's dinner in her heart.

Just when she fled in a hurry, and was about to jump out of the threshold of the hall, there was a numbness on her legs, and as a result, she tripped and fell down, but fortunately, her defense value was high enough, and she worshipped the earth in a five-body posture, and half of her teeth didn't fall off, and her old face didn't touch the flowers.

"Hurry up, my mother is going to chase it out!" As soon as Chunxin pulled Lan Youluo, the two of them hurriedly slipped into Chunhe's room like thieves, left a crack in the door, and looked out along the crack in the door.

At this glance, Chunxin couldn't help but be speechless.

Jiahe didn't know when he came out, stood in front of Yang Matchmaker with a smile and said, "Why should this lady make a big gift, how can you afford it." ”

said so, but others did not dodge or evade, so they accepted a gift from others.

Mrs. Yang looked up. A fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy was standing in front of him with a grin. Bian Qi scolded beside him: "The dead boy dares to ridicule the old lady!" "Huh. Wait, aren't Widow Liu's sons eighteen 'nineteen, how do you look at this kid doesn't look like he is that old. As a matchmaker, her mouth must be sharp, and her brain must turn fast, I have to say that Yang Matchmaker has both of these things, and she is now full of wonder how Widow Liu's family can inexplicably appear in a half-sized child. You know, which of the people who live in this area doesn't know? I've never seen this kid before.

"The dead old woman won't let me get out and wait for dinner at my house?" Liu Shi had already chased him out, and when he saw Jiahe there, he couldn't help but pause, restrained his anger and smiled, "Let you see it, this old woman came to my house full of nonsense, and I was rushing out." ”

"Auntie, please. It's just that I happened to be worshiped by this lady, and if it's useful, I'll be in the next place. Auntie, don't be polite. Jiahe replied, but his smiling eyes looked at the hidden door.

Anyway, it was for people to see, and Liu simply didn't hide it, and directly raised the feather duster in his hand and glared at Yang Matchmaker: "Don't you want to leave?" Isn't it light? ”

"Let's go, I'll see how hard you can get!" Mrs. Yang patted the dust on her body, shouting as she walked, "I will keep you widowed in this life, don't think about marrying outside!" I don't believe that you can really be like ashes, tell you, you can be careful for me in the future, in case I get caught with something, believe it or not, the entire Lizhou Mansion will come to see you laugh? is still picky and ......picky when she is old, "She went out while scolding, trembling in distress, Zhang Ergouzi's money can't be earned, not to mention the waste of this half a day's effort, and she fell so much, bad luck, the widow's family is bad luck.

The dead old woman is tired and crooked, Chunxin's eyes turned green when she heard this, regardless of Lan Youluo's obstruction, she jumped up and rushed out, picked up a broom from the grinding plate and caught up with Yang Matchmaker's footsteps, and hit Yang Matchmaker without a head.

Mrs. Yang has been through a hundred battles, how could she be defeated by a little girl so easily, if that is the case, what else will she come out to mess with, go home as soon as possible to drink porridge and wait for death. As soon as she heard the sound behind her, she looked back while hiding, and saw that it was not Liu Shi who was Chunxin, so she suddenly became angry, and reached out to grab Chunxin: "Hey, I said that you dare to play tricks with my mother and me as a little girl, I see that you don't know how to write dead words!" ”

Even if she was beaten away by the Liu family, it was said that the Liu family was younger and stronger than her, but if she was beaten away by a yellow-haired girl, the matter spread, and the dead old woman surnamed Zhao in Luoguxiang didn't know how to laugh at her.

"Dead words?" Jiahe tilted his head in confusion, "How to write it?" With a slight movement of his toes, he kicked up a stone.

With an ordinary sound, Mrs. Yang once again crawled on the ground with a five-body posture.

"Dead old woman, come to my house to find fault, and steal my things, see if I don't kill you!" Chunxin also knew what to say and what not to say, so she directly pulled the best excuse and raised the broom to shoot at Yang Matchmaker, this time, Yang Matchmaker had no place to escape, and her clothes were full of dust.

"Whoever stole something, I stole someone's thing, a dead girl squirting feces all over her mouth!" Mrs. Yang Matchmaker's old legs are not old, so she jumped up and ran outside the alley, scolding as she ran, "The old widow will also be widowed in the future!" Neither of them is a good thing! I ...... it."

It also gave me energy, Chunxin had a gloomy little face, holding a broom and chasing all the way, shouting while chasing: "Catch a thief, there is a thief!" The dead old woman stole my things! ”

The people at home in the alley who shouted in this voice all opened the door and came out, and the old man saw that he only watched and did not speak, and the little one also shouted to catch the thief, and by the way, he also picked up the stone by the door and smashed it.

Little ghost, do you know that the behavior of littering things all over the street is wrong?

Cut, my mother won't stop me, do you want to take care of it? My mother even helped me find stones.

With the tacit consent of everyone, Mrs. Yang was finally kicked out of Yingchun Lane by a group of imps who were no more than twelve years old.

Jiahe took out a handkerchief and wiped his fingers, and walked out to find Chunxin with slow steps. Koharu is widowed? Isn't it cursing him to die early, this woman seems to really don't know how to write the word death.

After the friends all returned, Chunxin chased Yang Matchmaker out of the distance in one breath before stopping to catch his breath.

Meow, her mother's biggest sadness is that her father left early, and the dead old woman still called a widow and a widow, looking for a fight. Looking at the back of Mrs. Yang as she walked farther and farther, the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, grinding her teeth fiercely, and she couldn't help but feel angry.

"Brother Chun, what are you carrying a broom for?" Youshou's words rang out coldly.

Chunxin's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly beckoned Youshou over and asked, "Where are you here, Xiaogong?" ”

"He went to the east street to ask for food, and seeing that it will be about forty days before the New Year, even if we want food, we have to think of a trick to celebrate the New Year." Youshou smiled, "The more we get to the New Year, the better our life will be, those who are not willing to give even half a steamed bun on weekdays are afraid that God will think that they do not accumulate virtue, and they are busy giving us alms, and there are big families who want to do happy events may have to build porridge sheds, and there are clothes to be sent the year before last...... "The more he said, there seemed to be a row of porridge sheds in front of him, all of which were hot and fragrant sticky millet porridge, as well as white and tender meat buns......

"Hey, hey, give me my senses." Chunxin was speechless, what was this kid thinking, his saliva was about to flow.

Smack, the millet porridge was spilled, the buns fell to the ground, and there was nothing. Youshou wiped his saliva and looked at Chunxin, scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "What's the matter, Brother Chun, you say." ”

"Have you ever heard of a matchmaker, surnamed Yang, who wears a ...... on her head?"

"Wear a big red flower, huh?" Without waiting for Chunxin to finish speaking, Youshou preemptively said the most significant personal symbol of Yang Matchmaker, "Still tall and thin, with a big mouth and small eyes, and you still love to rub powder?" ”

"Yes, yes, that's her!" Chunxin nodded hurriedly, "Do you know?" ”

"Hehe, ask others if there is anything they don't know, but if you ask this piece called Hanako, who doesn't know that old thing about Yang Matchmaker? It's okay if you're not willing to give alms, I haven't seen anyone who can pull down their faces and fight with someone who asks for food. Hmph, what was the result, let Brother Feng clean up and go home in disgrace. Youshou glanced around with his eyes shy, but did not see the figure of Yang Matchmaker, and lowered his voice and asked mysteriously, "Did the old thing offend you?" Brother Chun, you said directly, how do you want to clean up that old thing? ”

Fighting with beggars? I've never seen anyone like that. Chunxin pursed her lips and said directly: "It's good if you know her, tell me what kind of person she is, who is in the family, and then give me a trick to clean her up, I want to see the excitement, if you are happy to see it, you will naturally have to eat your buns." ”

You Shou didn't respond directly, but made up for it with a smile: "There are also small attacks." ”

"Okay, you two." Chunxin nodded, she didn't expect this kid to take care of Nian Xia Gong, she couldn't help but have a ridiculous thought in her heart, saying that the names she gave these two would not really be approved, if they were......

It was a joy for all.

From Youshou's mouth, Chunxin finally knew what Yang Matchmaker was.

In short, she's not a thing. It is said that Mrs. Yang married three men, but the first man died early, the second man ran away with other women, and the third man was not in good health and took medicine for many years, all of which were in charge of Mrs. Yang. Some people also say that Mrs. Yang just saw that this man was a sick man who lived for a short time before getting married, who knew that a sick man would not die for more than ten years, and the more Mrs. Yang scolded the man all day and night for not being a dead ghost, the longer the man lived.

Yang matchmaker's mother is a matchmaker, she has taken over her mother's business since she married her eldest daughter, and she has been scolded for thousands of bridges over the years. Who let her say that the black is white and the white is black, and when she enters the cave room, she lifts her hijab, and it is difficult to regret it. In addition, her hands and feet are not clean, although she has never been caught red-handed, but if she is idle and has nothing to do, she will either have less cabbage or lose a jar of salty salt. (To be continued......)