Chapter 335: Don't Eat More
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"Okay, what kind of person he is, we don't care......" Qin Xiaojun waved his hand and pointed to the little calf next to him, "This little calf just lost its mother, and it was injured on its leg, seeing that you are not bad, we will give it to you, I hope you can treat it well......"
"I will......" He Lan nodded heavily.
"Today, I will pass on to you a set of internal skills, you have to take care of it......" Nie Canglong said, pulled out his knife, and waved it towards the wall of He Lan's house, and one after another the sword qi fell on the wall, and rows of small blocks the size of fingers appeared on the wall, while the figures of him and Qin Xiaojun had disappeared without a trace.
Quiet, the whole courtyard was quiet and the needle drop could be heard, and no one made a sound.
Nie Canglong and Qin Xiaojun left for about ten minutes, and they didn't know who knocked down a stool before finally breaking the peace.
"Four dogs, four dogs......" The daughter-in-law of the four dogs had already come to the courtyard of He Lan's house, and when she saw her husband who fell to the ground unconscious, she hurriedly cried and pounced. Beating is kissing and scolding is love, one is willing to beat and one is willing to suffer, and enhance feelings in beating and scolding......
(Well, I didn't say that Zhou Yu and Huang Gai are two people, a certain sexual orientation is normal, and it is not recommended to carry back the mountain, of course, some perverted behaviors with aggressive tendencies are not recommended.) )
"Oh my god......" The stocky woman let out a sigh of relief and sat down on the floor. It really scared her just now, and the demeanor that suddenly appeared and disappeared suddenly was too mythical. To this day, this heart is still pounding.
"Da Lanzi, who are those two people just now??" An old man leaned against the corner of the wall on crutches, in fact, his legs were still weak, and he could not stand even if he was on crutches.
"It's the one who gave me the pig......," He Lan said.
"Is this a human?? It can't be a fairy, right? Not a lot of words? Do you see what they're wearing? Ancient costumes. Except for the immortals, who will wear ancient costumes now?? An old lady said with some excitement.
This old lady is the author of the priest in the village, that is, the companion of the third aunt who collected the soul of the girl, and the people in the village called her the eighth aunt.
"Why not?? There are Hanfu sellers in Zhengjia Village. There are all kinds of styles, provided that you have money......" The women's director of the village spoke, this women's director is an old party member, and she usually looks at the superstitious old woman of the eighth aunt is not pleasing to the eye, if it weren't for the eighth aunt not making money with this. She would have called the police and arrested her.
"People come when they say they come, they say they leave, you can't even catch a shadow...... "If it was before." The eighth aunt will definitely not fight with the government, but now it is different. Isn't the fact that you have seen it with your own eyes still telling?
"I ......" the women's director faced the feudal remnant of the eighth aunt. The first time I was speechless.
"What am I?? I think you're out of words......" Aunt Eight said proudly.
"Hmph......" The old party member of the women's director finally retreated into the crowd in disagreement.
"Da Lu, don't be afraid, you are safe now......" He Lan didn't care what others said, but hugged her husband to cheer him up and cheer him up.
"I ......" Da Lu, that is, Lu Dayou, was really frightened, his face was pale and pale, and his lips were a little blue, although he knew that he had returned home now and was safe, but he still did not slow down, just like Zhao Chuanxi was afraid of snakes, because of the tragedy of his childhood, his legs were soft and his liver trembled when he saw the bear.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, you don't know who the person who saved you is, that's the gods, we have the blessing of the gods, and we are not afraid of any monsters......" He Lan comforted her husband softly, although she looked very ordinary, but she was very gentle. …,
"I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid......" Lu Dayou's lips trembled, and he cheered himself up in a loud voice, and after reading it more than ten times, he finally straightened his waist, expanded his chest, and breathed smoothly, and at this time, he really eased up.
"Okay, okay, you go into the house and rest, dinner will be fine for a while......" He Lan helped her husband up from the ground, and looked at Sigou's daughter-in-law again, "Carry Sigou into the house too, don't let him lie on the ground......"
As soon as He Lan's words fell, two young men immediately stepped forward, lifted Sigou up, and walked towards the house, and Sigou's daughter-in-law also cried and cried and followed in.
"Where did this meat come from??" Lu Dayou took a few deep breaths, and did not intend to enter the house, his eyes swept under the eaves, and his eyes were full of surprise.
"It was given by the two people who rescued you just now, you don't know, I went to the market today to buy meat, and I saw the two of them playing on the street, so I talked to them, and after talking for a while, they said that they gave me a surprise, and then gave me a pig......" He Lan didn't plan to hide anything from her husband, but in front of so many people, she couldn't say too much detail, if there was anything to say, the two of them could go to the bed to talk about it.
"......" The corners of Lu Dayou's mouth moved, but he didn't know what to say, and he held it for a long time before he said a little sourly: "They are all handsome, and they are better looking than big stars......"
"Yes, they are a young couple, they are the dragon and phoenix among people, a natural pair......" He Lan didn't hear the wrongness in her husband's tone, and expressed the worship in her heart unabashedly.
"Are they a man and a woman??" Hearing his wife's words, Lu Dayou felt relieved, it was good for a family of two, if it was two men, the motive for giving meat would not be pure.
Don't look at He Lan's average appearance, but in Lu Dayou's heart, it is unique, this is the radish greens, each has his own love, and the lover is in the eyes of Xi Shi.
"What do you think??" He Lan heard the change in her husband's tone, and finally understood her husband's careful thoughts, and her heart couldn't help but warm, and she gave her husband a big win.
The feeling of being cared for is very warm.
"I thought ......" Lu Dayou was a little embarrassed, but his eyes were looking at the wall of his house. The thing that the man carved on the wall of our house should be a very useful thing. ”
"People say that it is the internal strength of the mind, it should be the same......" He Lan has always been led by her husband, and her husband changed the topic. As if she had forgotten what she had just talked about, she followed her husband to study a new topic.
Wise women always let their husbands lead them by the nose.
"Internal strength is qigong, so those two people just now are martial arts masters......" The women's director immediately jumped out, "I'll just say, where are the immortals in this world......"
"Do you have a big brain??" The eighth aunt quit and pinched her waist with both hands. Squinting at this fateful opponent, "Don't you know that immortals all practice qigong?" Does Lu Dongbin know? That's one of the eight immortals, how did he become an immortal?? Isn't it just practicing qigong?? Otherwise, how do you think the gods came about?? Just have a good dad?? People have to cultivate and cultivate themselves. How is self-cultivation?? Practicing qigong is self-cultivation, and with this internal strength method, we have touched half of the path to becoming immortals......"
Aunt Eight's words made the women's director speechless again, think about it. Immortals, aren't they just cultivated?? Otherwise, how can the river turn over the sea?? How to punish adultery and eliminate evil?? Punishing adultery and eliminating evil is not a matter of moving one's mouth, and without a little shili, it will not become a traitor. You can't do evil, and your fists aren't hard. Not to mention punishing adultery and eliminating evil, even you have to get into it. Li'er is such a reason. But to let her admit defeat to a liar like this, she was really a little unwilling, and her mind was spinning rapidly, thinking about how to refute it. …,
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this, if anyone is willing to practice qigong, you can copy a copy of this internal strength after dinner, now what we have to do is eat, let's see if this rib is cooked, let's start eating when it is cooked......" He Lan knew that the eighth aunt had a quick mouth, and the women's director had a big reason, if the two of them made trouble, then it would be lively tonight.
Hearing He Lan say this, everyone immediately took action, and a few spoons lifted the lid of the pot, and took chopsticks to clip a piece of pork ribs from the pot.
"Oops, it's all boiled......" A group of people around them all exclaimed, now that the boiled flesh and bones are detached, isn't that cooked, can you eat it??
Immediately, there was a circle of people around the pot, looking at the stewed pork ribs in the pot one by one, and swallowing their saliva.
"Then let's stop being hypocritical, let's eat quickly......" He Lan said.
"Oh......" cheers echoed throughout the village, and the elderly, adults, and children all fished the meat from the pot and ate it with great gusto.
These days, meat is rare, and I can't care about taking a bowl anymore.
"You're in for a treat??" Lu Dayou watched the villagers scoop meat from the pot and eat it, and couldn't help but glance at He Lan.
"Well, you don't blame me, do you? Not a lot of words? He Lan's face was a little red, and he invited a guest without the consent of the head of the family, which was a serious violation of the principles of the organization.
"Don't eat too much, do you hear that??" Lu Dayou shouted loudly.
He Lan's face turned white all of a sudden, and the villagers who were eating meat didn't look good, this Lu Dayou is not usually a stingy person, but now he ...... Seeing so much meat, it suddenly appeared in its original form, right? Not a lot of words? A few little babies who were eating were about to cry when they heard that they were not allowed to eat too much.
"Since the end of Shijie, we haven't eaten much meat, if we eat too much at once, young people will have diarrhea at most, children and old people will be in danger of life, eat less, and the rest will be taken home to eat when we leave......" Lu Dayou felt the eyes of everyone looking at him, and a cold sweat broke out on his back.
As soon as everyone heard what Lu Dayou said, they couldn't help but relax, of course, the old man doesn't have to worry, he will definitely not joke with his body, the main thing is the children, there are a few children who are disobedient and want to eat more, and they were slapped a few times on the ass by their parents.
He Lan also breathed a sigh of relief, if you don't let everyone eat now, then their family won't be a person in the village in the future, and then they will be dissatisfied with her husband's big breath, you say that you can't finish it in one go, if someone makes a fuss just now, it will be lively, even if you say the rest of the words, people will think that you are scared and have to compromise.
"This little calf was given to us by those two people?? I don't know if I can eat it, the calf meat is very tender, and it's just right to be a little fat cow" Lu Dayou didn't think much about ......it, but looked at the little calf and swallowed his saliva.
"Moo...... "The little calf doesn't understand much of a human speech." But he also knew that Lu Dayou had bad intentions towards it, so he couldn't help but scream, looked at Lu Dayou vigilantly, and slowly took two steps back.
"If you're not afraid of death. I ate him...... "He Lan screwed her husband angrily, "I guarantee that the moment you go under the knife, it will become a pile of minced meat......"
"You ......" Lu Dayou's face turned ugly, "Why are you cursing me, you??" ”
"It's not a curse for you......" He Lan rolled her eyes, and then pointed to the pork hanging under the eaves, "Do you know how many catties of these pork are in a piece?" ”
"What do you mean, these porks are generally heavy??" Lu Dayou's eyebrows raised. …,
"Well, you're right. It's just an ordinary heavy ......" He Lan nodded, "The skin of this demon beast is twice stronger, and the ordinary pig-killing knife can't be cut at all." Or the little couple helped cut it out, you know?? When I cut it, I didn't even show my face, and it looked like the pig fell apart by itself, you can talk about it. What would they think if they knew you had given them to our cows? ”
As He Lan spoke, he walked up to the calf and gently stroked its head. soothed it.
"They're going to kill me for a cow??" Lu Dayou couldn't believe that someone would kill someone in order to avenge the cow.
"They won't. But people asked us to take good care of this little calf, and we took care of it to the stomach. Sending people to the place of grain reincarnation, isn't this a naked slap in the face? ? You also know that we Chinese all alive with one face......" He Lan said.
"That ......" Lu Dayou blushed a little and scratched the back of his head, "Aren't I kidding you??" Why are you still serious?? In these years, not everyone dares to raise livestock, since the two of them gave us a cow, it means that this cow can be raised, can work, and is very safe......"
"It's good that you know......" He Lan glanced at Lu Dayou, "What are you still doing in a daze??" This little calf has an injury in the leg, hurry up and get it some hemostatic medicine......"
"Alas, alas......" Lu Dayou hurriedly responded, ran into the house, and took out a jar of hemostatic medicine without much effort.
If you want to talk about this hemostatic medicine, the most famous is of course Yunnan Baiyao, some people have bleeding gums when brushing their teeth, so they also made Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste...... Well, of course, compared with ordinary toothpaste, this Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste is not a little expensive, and the mountain people generally know a little bit of Chinese herbal medicine, if they have a headache, brain fever, trauma bleeding and the like, they can dispense medicine to treat it.
Lu Dayou took out the hemostatic medicine, which is the medicine he picked in the mountains, and then processed and configured, this prescription is inherited by their ancestors, as for which generation of ancestors passed down, it is not clear, but the effect is quite good, after use, as long as the whole skin is not peeled off, it will not even leave a scar, and this hemostatic medicine can not only stop bleeding, but also detoxify, generally speaking, as long as it is not bitten by a poisonous insect that sees blood and seals the throat, this hemostatic medicine can basically deal with it.
Twist the lid of the medicine jar open, and there is a pile of palm-sized round pieces of paper stuck in the lid, pull out one of them, pour some hemostatic medicine on it, wipe it evenly, and then gently press the round piece of paper on the wound of the calf.
"Moo......" The little calf immediately cried out in pain, and his injured leg trembled.
"Don't be afraid, if you take medicine, the injury will be healed, and it will never hurt again in the future......" He Lan softly comforted the little calf.
The little calf seemed to understand He Lan's words, flicked his tail, and gently buried his head in He Lan's arms.
"Hey, I'll treat it here, and it will take advantage of my wife there......" Lu Dayou was a little unhappy.
"Your wife is not a big beauty, this little advantage is taken advantage of by it, besides, it is not a human ......" He Lan pursed her lips and smiled, and said.
"It's not just human, it's not male, are you sure you're going to have a with her??" Lu Dayou said.
"Go and ...... on the side," He Lan glanced at her husband, "The ribs have long been cooked, you scared the bear today, just eat some ribs to press the ......"
"I ......" Lu Dayou is a little depressed, let the bear scared, he is really embarrassed enough, in fact, since he let the bear lick when he was a child, after recovering from the injury, he put a word in the village, and when he saw the bear in the future, he must take revenge on the lick, but his life may really have a fate with the bear, every year after that, almost one or two bears can be seen, of course, when he really saw the bear, the original rhetoric flew up to the nine heavens, and a peerless breed appeared, fortunately, every time he saw the bear, he was far away, and there were other people on the side, so they didn't lose their lives.
After dating the bear again and again, the whole village knew that Lu Da was afraid of bears, of course, the bears, everyone was afraid, but he was so scared that the three souls lost their seven spirits, and they didn't even dare to run, and this was the only one who had Lu Da.
Therefore, as soon as the daughter-in-law talked about the bear, it was as if she had pinched his death hole, and she immediately did not dare to squeak.
"Don't let me go, hurry up and eat meat, you watch a little, don't let them run out when they leave, you have to leave me two pieces......" He Lan said.
"Okay, okay......" Lu Dayou hurriedly responded, his hand was released from the calf's leg, and he went to eat the ribs, but the round piece of paper had already stuck to the wound of the calf.
P: Ask for recommendations, ask for collections...... (To be continued......) ……,