Chapter 21 Shaolin Boy Gong 5 A real man and a fake man
Real men and fake men
It's not the first time I've kissed Xie Yuting, that's why I have such courage, otherwise, wouldn't I have become an indecent girl?
Moreover, sometimes, it was Xie Yuting who took the initiative to kiss me. I know that Xie Yuting has a very good impression of me, and I kiss her like this, maybe it is what she has been expecting for a long time, and it is her pride.
Xie Yuting pushed me away with all her might, and put her hands on my chest, so that I could no longer get close to her face. He shouted at me in a hoarse voice: "What are you doing, if you play hooligan again, I will call someone." β
I smiled evilly: "Your name, I don't care anyway, it's just that you little girl, you won't even be able to find your in-laws' house in the future." "Actually, I'm really afraid, after all, my identity, if there is such a thing, my life will be over. However, I know that Xie Yuting will definitely not scream, she is just talking and playing, and she can't even scare me.
Xie Yuting pushed me hard again, then pouted, put her hands on her laps, faced forward, sat in her own place, and muttered: "I don't know how much wine Lu Dao has drunk, and he is not reserved at all." β
I feel that Xie Yuting may really be a little angry. So, I grabbed one of Xie Yuting's hands, stroked both hands, and apologized to Xie Yuting: "The little girl is not angry, my uncle is wrong, and I will never dare to do it again in the future." β
Xie Yuting was still a little angry and asked, "Why don't you dare?" β
I raised my hand to the roof of the car and began to jokingly swear, "I swear to the carβ"
Xie Yuting looked at me, and I paused intentionally. glanced at Xie Yuting's face, and then said, "I will never touch Xie Yuting again in the future-"
Then I paused again and looked at Xie Yuting's face. Xie Yuting seemed to be very confused and glanced out the window.
I then swore, "Even if I marry Xie Yuting, I can't-"
Before I finished speaking, Xie Yuting pulled the car door and was about to get out of the car, so I quickly hugged Xie Yuting's waist. Xie Yuting struggled hard, and broke my arm with her hand, but I just wouldn't let go.
And then. I then swore: "Even if I marry Xie Yuting, I can't go against Xie Yuting's will, and use Xie Yuting's will as a transfer." If this oath is violated. will forever be Xie Yuting's slave. β
Xie Yuting stopped struggling, slapped my hand with a face, and scolded: "Let go of your salty pig hands, and you are not afraid of other people's disgust." β
I smiled. Lying on Xie Yuting's lap. closed the car door, and then stumbled and lay on Xie Yuting's lap. Xie Yuting helped me for a while, and then saw that I was lying on my stomach and didn't move, so she ignored me and let me lie on her lap.
I turned my face up and smiled at Xie Yuting, who looked at me. Said the phrase: "Hooligans." Then he tilted his face and smiled secretly.
I took advantage of the situation and grabbed Xie Yuting's waist again. Xie Yuting slapped my hand and said with a smile, "Okay, sit up and talk well." "I suddenly felt that Xie Yuting was no longer a little girl, but a mature woman, and this feeling was already the second time I had.
I still didn't sit up, but turned my face up and lay on Xie Yuting's lap. Xie Yuting reached out and touched my hair and asked me: "Where did you get so much money, did you borrow it, if the interest rate is high, let's not rush to decorate it first." β
I narrowed my eyes and said to Xie Yuting half-jokingly: "My money was earned by selling my body." "I was really joking with Xie Yuting, but after I finished speaking, I realized that in fact, I really sold my body.
I worked with Mr. Zhang to help him do illegal things, which can be regarded as selling himself. I was sold by a pair of scissors from Huang Ju, and the money paid by the hospital can also be regarded as a sale. Come to think of it, I'm actually in the skin and meat business. Thinking of this, I laughed self-deprecatingly.
Huang Ju tapped my forehead with his index finger, and pretended to be angry and said, "Still laughing, I'm talking to you well, and you are also serious." β
Come to think of it, I really can't explain it. My salary is clear, and basically the whole society knows the income of our civil servants, so I certainly can't say that it is my salary income. What else to say, I'm a little confused, we civil servants are not allowed to do business, otherwise, I wouldn't have transferred the shares of the club to Xie Yuting's name at that time. So, it's hard to say where my funding comes from.
It suddenly occurred to me that the stock market is still doing well, but I have never speculated in stocks, and I don't know how to operate.
So, I first asked Xie Yuting: "Little beauty, does your professor's eldest brother speculate in stocks?" β
Xie Yuting slapped me on the shoulder and said, "It's called Uncle Xie, maybe you have to change your words in the future?" β
I joked and said, "How can you change your name, I was originally called Brother Xie, but now I am called Uncle Xie, and in the future, what is it called, do you want to call grandpa?" β
Xie Yuting shook her head, her face was excited, and said, "It's okay, then you call your aunt first." β
Damn, little fart, you still take advantage of me, believe it or not, I'll kill you, so I deliberately teased her and asked, "Auntie, do we Brother Xie usually speculate in stocks?" β
Xie Yuting pushed my body and scolded in her mouth: "Get out, you are so shameless, don't talk to me again." I grabbed the seat in front of me, or she would have pushed me to the ground.
I lay down on Xie Yuting's lap again, and after lying down, I said fiercely: "The most poisonous woman's heart, you dare to murder your husband." β
Xie Yuting started to push me again, but it didn't work so hard, it just lasted for a longer time, and she still said, "Get out, I'm leaving, I recognize who you are." "I really made the gesture of getting out of the car.
I hurriedly hugged Xie Yuting's waist and apologized in my mouth: "Ao Ao Aoao, I was wrong, I spoke well." β
Xie Yuting stopped her movements and said, "Then you sit up and talk well, or I'll leave." At the same time, he had an unhappy expression on his face.
I was really afraid of upsetting Xie Yuting, and at the same time, I felt a little tired from lying down, so I sat up slowly, then put my arms around Xie Yuting's waist and leaned softly on the back seat.
Xie Yuting turned her face and asked me, "You have so much money." Who the hell is borrowing, we have money in our family, and my parents just don't want to take it out. β
I said seriously, "Don't worry." It's all my own money, and I've made a lot of money by trading stocks for a while, which is trivial. β
Xie Yuting squeezed me again with great interest and asked me, "Then tell me how much money you earn." β
I thought about it, I thought. If she said less, she must feel guilty that she took all my money. So he said, "Well, it's probably five or six hundred thousand." β
Xie Yuting also thought about it, and didn't know what she was thinking, and asked me after a while: "How much money did you start frying?" β
I casually said, "Fifty or sixty thousand, probably." I don't remember exactly. β
Xie Yuting began to count with her fingers. After the calculation, he asked me: "How much should I invest at least in stock trading?" β
I didn't understand either, so I had to answer vaguely: "There is no limit to this, you can do as much as you want." β
Xie Yuting nodded and said to me: "I have more than 20,000 yuan on me, and according to your profit, it can probably be increased more than ten times." I'll give you my money, and you can give me 150,000 by the end of the year. β
I was stupid, I finally knew what Xie Yuting was just now. It turned out that she was scheming on me. Oh, my God. How can I make up for my lie, do I have to come up with 130,000 to make up for it, then the price paid for this lie is too great.
I suddenly remembered that someone once said: When you tell a lie, you have to say another N lies to make up for your lie.
So, I made a decision, I plan to take Xie Yuting's money, and then find a way to make up for it, at most I will give her 100,000 yuan at the most. So, I said magnificently, "Okay, then you can give it to me tomorrow." β
After chatting with Xie Yuting for a while, I don't think I can talk to her anymore, she is an adult when she talks now, and sometimes she is still talking to me, I'm okay, I'm not too drunk, otherwise she would definitely pry her mouth open.
Xie Yuting later said that she should go back early, I always wanted to ask her, about the question of what she said, I just felt that she knew about my body, but I was still embarrassed to ask after the end.
After Xie Yuting left, I thought about it for a while, although I also hugged Xie Yuting and kissed Xie Yuting, but I didn't seem to have a reaction in my body, I felt that there was still something wrong with my body.
Back home, Huang Ju was squatting in the toilet in his pajamas to wash clothes. When I went behind her, she didn't react, just greeted her flatly.
I stood on the side of Huang Ju, looking at the large white flowers inside her loose blouse, and there was still no desire in my heart. So, I asked Huang Ju: "Orange, what else did the master say about my practice, and what did I do, I still don't seem to react to women." β
Huang Ju looked up at me, rolled his eyes, and went on to do the laundry. I kicked Huang Ju's ass lightly and asked again: "Orange, what do you say about it, I'm fine now, I don't seem to have any feelings for women." β
Huang Ju stood up, lifted his pants, and asked me, "Where did you go today, did you find out that you couldn't do it when you got to bed?" β
I was so angry that I pointed at Huang Ju with my index finger and clicked a few times, and said to Huang Ju: "You women are like this, if I look for a woman, will I still go out?" This one in the house is better than that. β
Huang Ju smiled, and said after two hehes: "The master said, you are practicing Shaolin boy skills, and after practicing, you are full of masculinity, but you have no desire for women." β
"Ah, what?" I was so angry when I heard this, it turned out that the old guy had been playing with me. I really wanted to cut him with a thousand knives at this time, although I wasn't too handsome before, but I also fascinated thousands of girls. Now, I am taller, my complexion may be better, and my manhood is heavier, but I don't have the desires that a man should have.
I then said to Huang Ju: "Okay, I'll go find that old thing tomorrow, how do I see this disease, there was hope for a cure before, but now that, can I only give up the treatment, I won't believe you anymore." You go now, I don't want to see you again. β
Huang Ju's face also changed, shook the water in his hand, and said, "Don't regret what you said." Those who are impatient every day can't listen to people finish their words. "Then I had to go out with my bag.
I grabbed Huang Ju: "You make it clear, if you don't make it clear, don't think about leaving today." "I think Huang Ju has something to say, but I don't want to admit my mistake, so I can only provoke her to say it like this.
Huang Ju sat down on the bed and began to play tricks: "I don't want to talk about it today, what can you do to me." The point is, you really can't do anything to me. As he spoke, he laughed sarcastically.
As soon as I saw it, the hard ones didn't work, and they started to be soft. I slowly leaned over to Huang Ju's side and reached for Lou Huang Ju's waist, and Huang Ju broke away. I immediately hugged Huang Ju's waist tightly, whispered in her ear, and asked gently: "Good sister of Orange, just tell me, I beg you, I was wrong just now." As he spoke, he twisted his body twice in disgust.
Huang Ju laughed, stepped on my foot, sighed, and said, "You are just grumpy." The master said, you go and make a basin for me to wash my feet first. β
I was stunned for a moment and asked, "What did the master say, let me make a basin for him to wash his feet." β
Huang Ju was so angry that he stomped his feet: "I said, you give me a basin to wash my feet." (To be continued......)