Chapter 295: Madison, New York - Crazy Chinese Tang Night (15)
PS: Ask for a ticket!
Seeing the little potato dressed so appropriately, Brother Chic was really a little dizzy.
I'll go, why is this guy dressed so smartly? It's like guessing that my brother is going to perform a dunk!
Don't be taken by the audience as if I had rehearsed with him, and I had already designed this show! That's too bad!
In fact, it wasn't just the dashing brother who was surprised to see Nate. Robinson's dress, the audience also immediately sounded a "buzz", and many people were talking about whether Chinese Tang and Nate had rehearsed? Weishenme Nate would dress like this and come to the show? …… And so on
These words indicate a meaning, that is, everyone is doubting whether Brother Xiaoxiao's slam dunk performance is acting.
Damn, it's just a dunk, does my brother still need to rehearse? If this kind of coincidence of pure slander is not explained clearly, then how can it be done?
So, someone looked at the 'little potato' in surprise and asked, "Mr. Robinson, why are you dressed like this...... Well, so suitable? Did you already know that I had a slam dunk show? ”
This topic really attracted a lot of attention, and the audience's discussion immediately stopped.
Under the gaze of the audience, Xiao Tudou took the microphone and said calmly: "Don, obviously God has arranged it, because when I set off from home, your performance time was close to starting, so I drove here without changing my clothes, but I must say that your performance is amazing!" I like it very much! ”
He gave a thumbs up and grinned in praise, smiling very naturally, and at first glance he knew that he was not acting.
"Uh. xiexie your compliments! ”
Brother Chic smiled and nodded. Then he glanced at the audience who were clapping politely. said: "Nate. Mr. Robinson is the winner of this year's All-Star Slam Dunk Contest, his dunk is very exciting, and his jumping ability is also quite good, I admire it very much! ”
After a pause, he caught a glimpse of Little Potato' grinning, and then spread his hands and said, "Of course, I don't think he can put too much pressure on me because of the dunk I want to perform." That would be an outrage, and his dunk ......"
"Hey Chinese Don, do you want to try the taste of my fist?"
'Little Potato' looked angry and glared at Brother Chic viciously, but soon he took a step back, because the laughter of the audience made him suddenly think that this guy in front of him was a macho man who could blow up a basketball with one punch! Where can his body withstand his punches?
“hahahaha……”
The audience laughed very happily, because everyone thought it was really funny when they saw the cowardice of the 'little potato'.
Kobe Bryant smiled happily when he held his daughter's hand, and shouted with the microphone, "Nate." Don isn't afraid of your fists! ”
Well, the audience laughed even more. Especially 'Warcraft' Howard, this bastard laughed and teased at the same time~ joked: "Dude, don't worry, Don doesn't dare to beat you here, he will cut off your little JJ with cards at most, haha ha......"
"Hahahahahaha......"
"Don't laugh, what's so funny?"
Nate. Robinson roared twice, but the audience laughed even more cheerfully, and he was helpless against the audience, so he could only clench his fists and look at the 'culprit' and say, "Okay man, I admit I can't beat you!" But I promise to make you respect me with a dunk!"
Damn, don't really mess around, right? You're a football star! Haven't you been baptized by trash talk when you usually play games?
The dashing brother glanced at him with doubt, but found that Nate. Robinson was very calm, and there was no look of annoyance at all, so he was relieved and said with a smile: "So be it! Nate you can make what you think is the hardest dunk move, and then let Bryant and Dwight score it, the maximum score is 10 points per person, a total of 20., and I will perform it after you perform, the same dunk action, what do you think? ”
"Man, the score design is fine, but you should perform first, right? This is your event after all! ”
'Little Potato' is not stupid, he directly wants to change the order of the performance, because the first one to appear, even if the performance is very good, but the judges and the audience will feel dissatisfied, who knows if there will be more exciting in the future? Naturally, the score and applause will be lowered.
Of course, if it had been replaced by another amateur player, Robinson would have started bombing the basket a long time ago, and who would have chirped with an amateur player? With his terrifying bounce, who can make him worry about game dunks except for a few amateur players?
However, this person is the Chinese Tang! Although he is not afraid, he is very sure to balance him, but this is only a certainty, and he does not have the confidence to win!
Then, if he can increase the odds of victory a little, of course he will not be stupid to ignore it.
"Dude, I don't mind being the first to perform!"
Brother Chic said with a smile: "But I'm really worried, after you finish my performance, you will directly announce that you will admit defeat!" That'......"
"Don't say it, I'd love to see how amazing your dunk is!"
In the midst of the crowd's heckling, Nate. Robinson interrupted someone's boast with black lines, fearing that if he listened to it any more, he would be provoked to be the first to perform.
I rubbed it, and actually said that I would admit defeat directly?
Did you pick up the trophy as Uncle Robinson's All-Star Slam Dunk Champion easily?
"Little Potato" is really angry, a yellow star who has never appeared as a dunk king, he actually dared to let me declare defeat without shame? This Nima is simply ridiculous! Do you have?
You can say I'm short and average in play, but you can't doubt my dunk skills! How many people at my age can dunk? Not to mention that it has to be deducted fancy, deducted shockingly.
Well, since you have to be my stepping stone, then you have to lose a little fame to make my brother's slam dunk show more exciting, so it's not good for my brother not to accept it!
Brother Chic glanced at the very confident 'little potato' with pity, and then nodded and said, "Okay then!" I'll perform first, please see clearly, don't blink. ”
After he finished speaking, he also said to Kobe and Howard: "Both of you judges have a high level of dunking, so please help explain my dunk!" Is there a problem? ”
"Of course not! Man, I'm totally ready! Here you go! Kobe replied with a grin.
Howard also made an "OK" gesture to indicate that he was fine.
"It's finally getting started!"
"Bang Bang ......"
The applause of the audience suddenly rang out, and they no longer suppressed their mood, but just looked intently at the dashing brother who had taken off the headset microphone, and watched him stand in the middle of the court and dribble the basketball.
"Don's dribbling is so fast! Seems to be very skilled, and it looks like he is indeed a big basketball fan! ”
Kobe Bryant really began to explain: "Before dunking, you must move your muscles, otherwise it is easy to have muscle strain, and it is very obvious, Don understands this very well, so we can see that he is dribbling in various ways, and the speed is getting faster and faster, this is actually warming up, and at the same time he is also brewing excitement ~ ......"
Howard also continued: "That's right, man, Don is dribbling faster and faster, and it looks like he's found his rhythm...... Oh, look, he's ready, it's a prelude to the air operation! ”
At this moment, whether it is the American audience or the Chinese audience, everyone has already stood up, because to be fair, even if the Zuihou show, that is, the slam dunk show, is not shocking, but tonight's performance is completely worth the ticket price.
After all, they have seen a lot of magical performances before, and even if the show is not successful, they will feel a little regretful at most, and they will definitely not feel disappointed!
So, everyone stood up and waited expectantly for a performance by the Chinese Tang Zuihou, and they all hoped that the show would still be magical, instead of making a mess and ruining the perfection of this classic performance.
"M's! I can't defeat a yellow man, and the dunk king is all done by us blacks! ”
Nate standing aside. Robinson couldn't stop cheering for himself, he would never lose to an amateur player, because he was the new slam dunk king of the NBA All-Star!
If he were to be defeated by an amateur player and not a tall yellow man with a dunk, it would be conceivable that some newspapers would definitely publish the "Little Potato Nate. Robinson lost to amateur players, and the dunk king is really not worthy of the name" This kind of report came out, and it was a shame at that time!
That's right, at this time, Xiao Tudou is already forcing himself to fight for glory, because he finds that the Chinese star he is about to deal with is actually not simple, he dribbles very solidly, all kinds of fancy dribbling are all very proficient, and there is no basic Haode characteristics of real amateur players at all.
Moreover, his right hand is obviously still injured, but he is not affected at all, this Nima is definitely not good!
"Shhhh Black Mamba and Warcraft are soft eggs! I didn't dare to accept his challenge, how could I have Uncle Robinson? ”
Hearing the so-called commentary of Kobe and Howard, Nate . Luo Bingxun pursed his lips disdainfully, simply stopped thinking about other things, put his hands on his chest, and indifferently looked at the dashing brother who was already holding the basketball and looking at the rebound, looking fearless.
Your sister, this bastard seems to be very dragged!
Brother Chic's afterglow saw the movements and expressions of the little potato, and he couldn't help but move at the same time with some amusement in his heart: Okay, you bastard is so arrogant, then don't blame the brother, you're welcome!
Thinking of this, he no longer hesitated, and after taking a deep breath, the basketball in his hand was suddenly smashed to the rebound by him, and then, under the gaze of the audience, he also galloped towards the rebound with a 'whew'. (To be continued......)