Chapter 85: Signing is too painful, and the reporter is also competitive

Before becoming famous, everyone wanted to become famous, because that would mean exposure, fans, and money. But once they become famous, many people will miss the leisurely time before they became famous.

Because they can no longer walk in front of the crowd as if no one is around, they can no longer go shopping on the streets, and they have to wear sunglasses and masks when they go in and out, otherwise, it will probably be a disaster.

Well, for the hand holding the pen, too many signatures are obviously the biggest disaster.

Brother Chic has never realized that Shenma is called a real signing soft, because he flashes directly when he sees the wrong opportunity, and he will not leave everyone a chance to surround him at all.

But now, when it is impossible for him to slip away early and then run away again, when he is surrounded by spectators in at least 3 or 400 towns who are "excited", what can he do but honestly sign autographs?

"I knew it was so cute, and my brother wouldn't have performed magic just now."

Brother Chic quickly signed his name, and at the same time, he also secretly complained in his heart, because many of the people who were excited to ask for his autograph were attracted by the magic he had just performed. Otherwise, maybe he would have signed more than a hundred names at most to pass the test.

And what kind of magic trick did he just perform? In fact, it was very simple, he just took out a red old man's head with a "swish", and then a quick flip in his hand, but the "old man's head" turned into a deck of playing cards, and then in a flip, the playing cards directly became a colorful unknown flower.

There is no doubt that this kind of casual change, which should have been simple and common, is not easy now, because the performer is wearing a short-sleeved shirt and has no preparation in advance.

In other words, he conjured up several objects almost casually, which many people, including reporters, watched with their eyes.

There are even several cameras filming on the spot.

It's such a magical magic show, which at least increases Brother Chic's magical ability several times at once? People who didn't think he was very good, and maybe even a little disappointed (because he didn't perform imitations) suddenly boiled over.

As a result, Brother Xiaoxiao's wish was immediately fulfilled by everyone, and the originally empty white plastic bag was only less than two minutes, and he found that it was almost full.

Then, before Brother Chic had time to be happy, he had to painfully find that he seemed to be asking for hardship, because everyone was really too enthusiastic, and if he didn't give an autograph, he would simply not want to push the bicycle out of everyone's encirclement.

As a result, people had to bow their heads under the eaves, and someone had to admit that they were unlucky and "those who come do not refuse" to sign.

About two years ago, Brother Xiao was still curious about the question that the signature fonts of Weishenme stars always made him unrecognizable, as if they were all lines of ligatures. But now, when he has a deep experience, he finally understands how strange the so-called autographs of Weishenme stars will be.

After this place, Lao Tzu must also design the simplest and most beautiful signature body. Brother Chic kept writing the words "Tang Chic" in great pain, still in italics, so the writing was really slow, even if he wanted to speed up, but he couldn't.

You can't let others judge your font as too ugly, right? Although it is true that I only have high Chinese, at least the Chinese characters are still neatly written!

It was this state of being extremely depressed and having to work hard to sign that lasted for almost an hour, which directly disrupted someone's original beautiful idea. Because if he continued like this, it would obviously be impossible for him to catch up with Qingtang Township today.

After all, he signed here, so should the next town sign it too?

zuihou, or the rain is getting heavier and heavier, he saw the opportunity and hurriedly persuaded the remaining nearly a hundred people, and it took a lot of speech, which was very embarrassing and couldn't help shaking his hands.

I've finally gotten through this! The wrist is so tired.

Maybe a friend asked, are you a martial artist still afraid to write your name hundreds of times? Isn't it only 2,000 words at most!

That's true, but everyone should know that he signed with one hand holding the book, and the other hand was hanging in the air to sign, and the standard of writing was good-looking, plus to prevent the rain from falling on people's books, this is really too painful?

If he was sitting on a chair with a big umbrella and was still lying on a suitable table to sign, then it didn't matter, even if he signed 10,000 times, it would only be a little tired. But where is this condition on the scene?

What's more, there is no one on the scene to maintain order, everyone is you pushing me, I squeeze you, he has to pay attention to maintaining balance, in this signature environment, if you change to a thin star, you may be squeezed into the muddy water!

"What a capable person! It's a bit crazy on the scene, but he's covering it! A reporter couldn't help but sigh.

During the time period when Brother Chic signed autographs, reporters also gathered more and more, and now there are at least thirty. But they had already been squeezed to the outermost by the crowded crowd, and they could only watch speechlessly at the busy brother, who was even wet with rain but didn't care about wiping it.

"That's it, that's how strong the body is! The crowding of so many people was actually resisted by him, and he didn't even retreat. Another reporter also spoke out in praise.

"Just kidding, if he wasn't very physical, would he dare to ride alone and perform SH when it's so hot?"

"Okay, don't make any noise, he's going to call it a day soon, how are we going to fix it now? He said that if he didn't complete the task, he wouldn't be interviewed! ”

"Just kidding, of course I chased him down, if I met him but didn't get the interview, it's strange if I don't get scolded to death when I go back."

……

The reporters were all expressing their opinions, and the dashing brother waved goodbye to the townspeople who still had many of them still at the scene (with umbrellas) while shaking his right wrist, and then he carried the full plastic bag that had been tightly tied so that it was not wet by the rain and tied it to the tail of the bicycle, and then he carried the guitar bag and prepared to leave again.

"Brother Chic, are you really not interviewed?" A reporter asked loudly and unwillingly.

Brother Xiao glanced back at him and shook his head firmly: "I'm sorry, I just said that if I don't complete today's task, I will definitely not accept any interviews." ”

After saying this, he got on the bicycle lightly, and then "bare red" stepped on the pedal and braved the fine raindrops, heading out of the town.

"Damn, you really have a temper." A reporter looked at someone's back as he gradually moved away, and couldn't help but grit his teeth helplessly.

"Let's go, now we have to keep chasing!"

The reporters sighed very depressedly, and then hurriedly carried their equipment and found their parked haode cars.

In the sound of cars starting, dozens of reporters from all over the country slowly chased a bicycle that was not slow and drove onto the flat national highway again.

"Hmph, have you seen the gang of people in "Joy Over"? They're really not slow! ”

Ivecory of the "Entertainment Without Limits" reporter group, the leading reporter asked in a disdainful tone but with a very serious look on his face.

"I saw it, but they also failed." The reporter who was driving replied without looking back.

"They're failing now, but it won't be necessary when they get there." The leader said in a solemn tone: "In terms of comprehensiveness and speed of entertainment news, we are indeed inferior to them!" ”

"Brother Zhao doesn't have to worry, we are invited by the guests of "Happy Camp", "Le Chuan Tian" wants an interview, and Brother Chic may not have time to accept their interview now." Another cameraman reporter suddenly spoke.

"Hey, yes!" The leader known as Brother Zhao couldn't help but slap his palm.

"Tang Xiaosa must have to pause all the way to Changsha, just like Yuzhou, so he must be willing to go to our station to spend a few hours recording a special program, right? After all, our station's "Quick Book" is something that countless big stars want to participate in once. ”

Brother Zhao is very confident in this, because as he said, it's just by the way anyway, I believe that this dashing brother will never lose face, right?

"Let's go, most of our interviews are OK, let's let the gang of "Joy Turn" cry later!" Brother Zhao whistled happily.

Suddenly, there was a burst of daxiao sounds in the car.

On the other hand, the two reporters of "Entertainment Turned the Sky" are also discussing the trio of "No Limits" that followed later, and they are also a little worried now, because just like the "No Limits" trio commented, the interview of their program is to be face-to-face with the host, which requires the interviewer to be interviewed in a specific place, such as their LOGO posted on the background wall.

But obviously, it is impossible for Brother Chic to go to FJ to participate in the interview now, because people go all the way to SH.

"In our show post bar, many fans are leaving messages now, wanting us to invite Brother Chic to the station for an exclusive interview, but it seems difficult now!" Reporter A said in a muffled voice while driving.

"So what's the solution? People are going all the way to SH, unless we ......"

Reporter B suddenly said "Huh" as he spoke, and then said with a little hesitation: "Can we temporarily arrange an interview site in Zhangjiajie in front, and then just wait for Tang Xiaoshi to start the interview?" ”

It's certainly a good idea, but is it worth it? Does he deserve such treatment at his current value?

"We don't have the right to determine this method, wait until I ask." After thinking about it, reporter A picked up his mobile phone and began to dial.

Then, he said something to the phone, and finally said "oh" helplessly, so he hung up the phone quite unhappily in a burst of "haodehaode" promises.

"How? Taili didn't agree, right? Reporter B asked indifferently.

Reporter A nodded, dropped his mobile phone and said depressedly: "As I said in the station just now, now we have to focus on Zhang Jizhong and the production team of "The Legend of Deer and Ding", and there is no leisure time to pay close attention to a "network meteor", and said that if we can't get an interview, forget it, just take a three-minute video back, and talk about it later." ”

"Alas, in the future, people will be more valuable, and the relationship with Mango Terrace will be deeper, who will be the two-sided faction as a last resort?" Reporter B also patted the steering wheel helplessly.

In this round of interviews, it was clear that they had lost.

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