Chapter 00041 - Decisive Battle at the Top of the Forbidden City
After I made the call, I found out that my phone call didn't have any effect, and then I was reprimanded by Brother Xu, and I suddenly had an urge to beat Wang Mumu in my heart
Zigang's matter was put aside by me for the time being, because I couldn't figure it out at all, so I decided to be a happy little second B like Wang Mumu for the time being
"What did Brother Xu say?" I walked into the room, and Wang Mumu asked in a gossipy manner.
"Say you're going to die tonight, let you drink some dichlorvos to help!!" I was aggrieved and wanted to beat him, so I teased him.
"You're trying to beat me up again! Isn't it?? "Wang Mumu is not my best friend, my temper, he knows it very well.
When he said this, I was really embarrassed to cut him, so I said perfunctorily: "I didn't say anything, let us go home in a few days!" ”
"So fast?? Brother Xu is very fast!! "Dakang is very excited, after all, no one wants to stay here, spending money, and being frightened every day, always afraid that the police will come to check the room.
"It's not that Brother Xu has speed, it's that his mother has speed, and now everything is in vain, just money is hard currency, Brother Xu must have spent a lot of money this time!" Wang Mumu is a person who has no money, and people who have no money always like to hate rich people, and Wang Mumu is the best of this kind of person.
"Husband, will I go back to the Northeast with you?" Xue Nini asked a nonsense.
"Do you want to separate from me? Isn't the cost of a night's sleep a bit high? It's more expensive than **! More than a thousand plane tickets at a time! More than two thousand back and forth! Coupled with the opening money, I can stay in the bath for a month!! Wang Mumu has always considered the problems that are more realistic, and he always likes to compare what he says.
"Do you think I don't want to spend money?" Xue Nini smiled and joked with Wang Mumu.
"I still like it, you don't have money when you fall asleep!"
"King Erbastard!! Do you want to die!! ”
"How many times have I told you! Don't call me a king in front of outsiders!! ”
"Mother! Cut you to death! ”
"Look at you, you break the horse every day, Zhang Fei is forcing me, a cultural person, to scold you for being a stupid old girl!" Wang Mumu has recently made a new breakthrough in martial arts, and I have given this set of martial arts a new name, called "Dangling Egg Footwork!" ”
Because Wang Mumu's posture is very weird, his legs are very big, and his upper body swings extremely violently, as soon as he runs, I once suspected that the two balls in his crotch are shaking at a high frequency of tens of thousands of beats per second.
"When will Wang Mumu's two eggs be longer than JJ's, when will this set of steps be completed!!" Chenchen looked at the background of Wang Mumu opening the door and running out, and sighed with emotion.
"Sir, is your nose okay?" I glanced at Lord Wei, who was in his nose with a tissue in his mouth, and asked.
"comparison, I used to make the woman bleed, but I didn't expect me to have a today!" Lord Wei said with a drink.
"Haha, you call it retribution, rest early, go, Xinxin, go back to sleep!" I took Hong Xin's little hand and was about to walk into the house.
"Wait for Phineas! Can you change my room today!? Lord Wei called me abruptly.
"What's wrong?" I asked him suspiciously.
"I really can't stand the stupid B of chicken intestines, he said that he would let me go to the rooftop tonight and have a decisive battle with him at the top of the Forbidden City, and he persuaded me to bring a board! I don't want to bother with that! Something unexpected!! Paralysis killed him! Ping An of China will not compensate me according to accident insurance! He's a psychopath! "Lord Wei has been frightened by the chicken intestines.
"Then I'll let Mu Mu come back to share a room with you, and let Xue Nini and Hong Xin have one?" I tried to say.
"You can't lose anything! What kind of existence is Muye!! That's the mentor of chicken intestines!! I'll sleep with him!! Tomorrow morning to the psychosis is not running! As soon as Lord Wei heard Wang Mumu's three words, he immediately took a step back in fright.
"Sir, did you talk to that girl?" The chicken intestines brushed his teeth and continued to ask.
"I'll hand it over to your sister!! I've said it all! I'm being pitted! I didn't wait for the first **, I was beaten!! ”
"Really?" Chicken intestines continued to ask.
"I swear by the lamp!" Lord Wei raised three fingers and pointed to the lamp and said.
"Smack!" The lights went out, and I don't know who turned them off.
We took Hong Xin by the hand, and then ran out of their room quickly with Dakang and Chenchen, and then we heard the chicken intestines shouting: "You swear the lights will go out!" And say you don't? ”
"You're stupid! Apparently someone closed it! ”
"You just say it's extinguished!!"
"Extinguished!"
"Then what are you talking about! Grab your board, go, go to the rooftop!! ”
"Don't go! You let go of me, I'm not going! ”
"If you don't go, I'll spit in your face!"
"Okay, you JB ruthless, *** sister! Go for it! I have to *** today! ”
"Don't brag about B!"
"Silly B!"
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We are quite helpless at the door, our team is too strange now, alternative outlaws, Wang Mumu, women's friends, Lord Wei, fanatical fans, chicken intestines Nima is more perverted than the other
There are a few of us brothers, who want to bully one of the three of them, they must be unanimous and unusually united, but when we want no one to pay attention to them, they have nothing to do and start having fun on their own, and the three of them start to pinch
"Damn, I really don't know, these three goods are going to be brought back to Brother Xu, what will Brother Xu say!" Dakang shook his head helplessly, and then left with Chenchen.
"Brother Xu, you can talk about grass and mud horses!" I scolded in Brother Xu's tone, and then I took Hong Xin's little hand back to the room.
I had a big bag bulging in my head, and I was still a little nauseous, so I took off my clothes and took a shower, and then Hong Xin put on a sexy nightgown and gave me a head massage.
I don't know when I fell asleep, because Hong Xin pressed it too comfortably, and her little hands were very soft, and I enjoyed it with the faint scent of shower gel on her body.
We ran for more than a month, toured the mountains and rivers for a month, and finally had to go home, back to that bloody and intrigue place again.