Chapter 259: Affection is Lingering!
After a good night's sleep, my mind was much clearer than before, and I looked at it, and there was a big box on the bed of the knife.
Seeing that Chen Dasheng woke up, Xiaodao sat back on his bed, opened the big box, picked up the gold bars in the box, and showed it off with a stunned expression.
"What the Buddha gave you?" Chen Dasheng knew that the box was the one that the Danba Buddha gave him, and he didn't want the box with gold.
"Of course." Knife grinned, "It's better than you being empty-handed." ”
"Isn't it just a box of gold? As for being happy like that? Chen Dasheng directly threw the knife a roll of the eyes, these things that emitted the smell of copper, he really didn't pay attention to them.
Xiaodao raised his head and glanced at Chen Dasheng with a funny look, "If it's just a box of gold, of course it's not worth my pleasure." ”
"Huh?" Chen Dasheng was puzzled for a while.
The knife god mysteriously took out a small box from the back of his buttocks, and said with a smile, "And this thing, this is a good baby, guess what's in it?" ”
"Ugh!" Chen Dasheng was stunned, of course he also knew the box, the second gift released by Danba contained a superb snow lotus.
Seeing Chen Dasheng's stunned expression, Xiaodao grinned and said, "Tell you kid, this is a superb snow lotus, a treasure in the world that even the Danba Buddha himself is reluctant to use, Ha Luha, this time it is really worth it." ”
Chen Dasheng didn't have any surprises, this kid just picked up something he didn't want, as for being so happy?
"These are all given to you by the Buddha?" To Chen Dasheng's surprise, the impression of the Danba Buddha should not be very generous, right? The guy didn't help much along the way, and if it was himself, it would have been enough to give him a box of gold.
"This Danba Buddha is really unexpected, I thought it would be an old bald head. But I didn't expect it to be a young man, and when I first entered, I thought it was the little lama who was joking with me and almost beat him up. The knife nodded, and his face was already crooked, "The Buddha's methods are really superb. He is worthy of being a master of the Martial Sect, as soon as I sat down, he moved things out of thin air and flew over a box. ”
"If you give it to you, you'll take it?" Chen Dasheng raised his eyebrows.
"Of course, if you don't take advantage of it, won't you become a bastard?" The knife is righteous and awe-inspiring.
"And then?"
When Chen Dasheng heard this, he felt that he was so twisted, is this guy scolding himself in a different way? But I can't help but be curious, since I took the box. And how did Snow Lotus get it?
Xiao Dao smiled, "I asked him the same thing, the Buddha saw that I took the box, so he didn't speak, how can a box of gold soothe my wounded heart?" So I asked him, 'And then?' And guess what? The Buddha took another box out, and of course, I laughed at it! ”
"Damn. I've seen a slut, but I've never seen someone as cheap as you. How can you be so thick-skinned? When Chen Dasheng heard this, he immediately admired the knife and threw himself to the ground.
"Is this not over yet?" The knife was despised by Chen Dasheng, and he didn't react at all, and then he swaggered, "After receiving the box, I asked him again." The Buddha thought about it for a long time, and asked me to go to him in the middle of the night tonight, and I guess there are still good things waiting for me. ”
"Maybe the Buddha wants to take you as a disciple and ordain you!" Disdain can no longer be used to describe Chen Dasheng's mood, this guy is too greedy. The Buddha asked him to go at night, I'm afraid he wanted to improve his skills!
"Cao, if I become a monk, what good will it do you?" The knife was thrown to Chen Dasheng with a big roll of the eyes.
Chen Dasheng shrugged his shoulders, "If there is no prodigal son knife on the rivers and lakes, I don't know how many girls in Lu Dao will be spared from the scourge, and the Buddha really wants to accept you as a disciple, then it will be a great merit." ”
"Go! The bad is not good, the good is good. Hearing this, the knife took a bite directly.
"By the way, I'll explain your business, have you done it?" Getting back to business, Chen Dasheng asked at the knife.
The knife grinned and raised his eyebrows at Chen Dasheng, "My knife is out, is there anything I can't do?" ”
"The Buddha agreed?" Chen Dasheng was immediately aroused.
"Early tomorrow morning, you take Ah Biao to meet the female mastiff king." Knife nodded.
"Wow, Brother Dao, are you okay?" Chen Dasheng was full of interest, he also wanted the Buddha to mention it simply, but the Buddha only said that he would consider it, Chen Dasheng no longer reported any hope, and stalking was not his style, so he could only let the knife try again, but he didn't expect this product to really do it, which was really a bit unexpected by Chen Dasheng.
"Don't get me wrong, it's just a blind date, not a match, but if the blind date is successful, it's not impossible to breed, hehe!" The knife smiled lewdly.
"Blind date?" Chen Dasheng was stunned for a moment, and he was even more curious in his heart, "Brother Dao, how did you convince the Buddha?" ”
"How to convince, of course, is based on wisdom!" Xiaodao had a very smuggling smile on his face, "I just mentioned this to him, and he immediately refused to me, what nonsense did the female mastiff king have been a disciple of Buddhism, and he will not be contaminated with lust, I asked him, Zi Fei Fish, the joy of knowing fish?" You are not the female mastiff king, how do you know that the female mastiff king of the Dao Dao is willing to be a disciple of Buddhism? ”
"Huh? What did the Buddha say? Chen Dasheng asked.
Xiaodao shrugged his shoulders, "What else can I say, argue with me, you have been talking to me for more than half an hour, and no one has been able to convince anyone, and I will make a bet with him after the last day, let Ah Biao and the female mastiff king have a blind date tomorrow, and see if the female mastiff king will be emotional, let's let the facts speak, who is right and who is wrong, we will know." ”
"Good guy, I can't see it, Brother Dao, your mouth is much stronger than your martial arts!" Chen Dasheng couldn't help but smack his lips, and argued with the Danba Buddha without falling behind, if this matter is spread out, the name of the prodigal son knife will steal the limelight.
"Nothing special, my girlfriends say the same." The knife smiled lewdly.
"Pick!" Chen Dasheng raised his middle finger at the knife.
Xiaodao Ha Luha smiled, "Boy, I can only help with this, whether I can get the female mastiff or not, it depends on Ah Biao." ”
"Roar!"
There was an excited roar from Ah Biao outside the house, Chen Dasheng and Xiao Dao looked at each other and smiled, "Brother Dao, why don't you give Ah Biao a tutor and teach him how to pick up girls, don't come to a bully when the time comes, and provoke the female mastiff." ”
"Why am I?" Knife smiled on his face.
Chen Dasheng shrugged his shoulders, "Aren't you a prodigal knife?" You're a professional, who are you not on? ”
"!" Xiaodao smacked Chen Dasheng angrily, "Master Dao, I want to recuperate, I want to talk to the Buddha tonight, so do you have that time to counsel him?" ”
"Cut!" Chen Dasheng pursed his lips, "You guy can argue with the Buddha, I think the Buddha wants to take you as a disciple and let you escape into the empty door." ”
"Oh, being able to worship the Buddha as a teacher, that's a blessing from several lifetimes, as long as he doesn't bother me to pick up girls, it doesn't hurt to worship him as a teacher." The knife looked indifferent, mysteriously took out a small bottle from his pocket and threw it directly on the table.
"What's that?" Chen Dasheng picked up the bottle and looked at it, it was a thumb-sized small blue and white porcelain vase, and there was no label attached to it.
"Of course it's a good thing!" The knife grinned, "What is contained here is the aphrodisiac medicine on the rivers and lakes, the sharp weapon of picking up girls, 'affectionate fragrance', the fragrance of this fragrance can arouse the lust of the opposite sex in the invisible trace, tomorrow before the blind date, you put two drops on Ah Biao's hair, and keep it so that the female mastiff obediently obeys." ”
"Isn't this an aphrodisiac?" Chen Dasheng was about to open the lid, and after listening to the words of the knife, he quickly took his hand back, no matter how nice this guy said, to be more direct, isn't it an aphrodisiac?
Xiaodao hehe smiled evilly, "This is different from ordinary aphrodisiacs, it is just an aphrodisiac, making people lustful, but it will not have any effect on people's sanity, in other words, it also has the effect of nourishing yin and aphrodisiac, and the most important thing is that there are no side effects." ”
"Pick, are you insured? If I accidentally smell it, won't it be over? Chen Dasheng frowned, he had never even seen this kind of thing, let alone used it. (To be continued......)