The "short man" came again the next day, and as soon as he sat down, Lele walked over, bowed over and asked him, "Sir, do you want food?" ”

Lele's politeness, "short man" felt a little uncomfortable, yesterday he had to fight with him, today suddenly came a 180-degree turn, this bend is inevitably too big, it is estimated that he is the boss, "short man" thought so, couldn't help but be a little proud, he held the shelf and said: "The seafood I ate in your store yesterday tasted quite good, today I want to change the taste, try the boiled fish in your store, I want to eat live, so don't fool me with dead fish?" ”

Lele said: "No, if you don't worry, you can go to the back kitchen and watch us make it for you." ”

The "short man" waved his hand and said, "That's not necessary, you also know the relationship between me and your boss, I believe you won't fool me." ”

Lele went fishing, he fished out a grass carp weighing more than two catties from the fish tank, and brought it to the "short man" for him to see.

"Short man" repeatedly, "Good! Good! That's it, take it and do it. ”

Lele took the fish into the back kitchen, handed it to Brother Bing, and immediately turned back and asked "Short Man": "Do you want to add some other dishes?" ”

The "short man" said: "I don't want hot dishes, I want to drink some wine, let's have two cold dishes, shoot a cucumber, and mix a tomato, okay, let's come to these two first, if it's not enough, I'll call you again." ”

Lele asked, "What kind of wine do you want to drink?" ”

The "short man" asked rhetorically: "I want to drink Moutai, do you have it here?" ”

Lele said: "There is no one on the counter, but there is a bottle in my cabinet, which I specially reserved for your guests to drink, do you want to taste it?" ”

The "short man" waved his hand and said, "Go!" Hurry up and bring it over, I think I've been thinking about this for several years, and what you said has hooked out my gluttony, go get it. ”

Lele brought the wine not long after he went, he put the wine on the table and asked the "short man": "Do you think this wine can be drunk?" ”

The "short man" said, "It's so good to drink, man, sit here and we'll chat." ”

Lele sat down next to him, and the "short man" held his hand and said, "I saw that the two of us were destined yesterday, and I really fulfilled the old saying: If you don't fight, you can't make a deal." Brother, do you know how I spent my years in prison? It can only be described in one word, bitter! Alcohol is not allowed in prison, squatting in prison for several years, I almost forgot the taste of wine, after I came out, I borrowed wine every day to drown my sorrows, I can't afford to drink good wine, so I bought the barrel of wine to drink, yesterday I drank bottled wine in your store, mine is different, today you invited me to drink Moutai, I am a step to the sky, and, do you know what shrimp and crab I ordered for Lu yesterday? ”

Lele asked, "What are you for?" ”

The "short man" said: "I heard that your boss has opened a shop, and Zhilu Road is near here, but I don't know which one is in Langdao, so I looked from house to house, and looked in through the glass window, and I saw someone eating shrimp and crabs, and the food was fragrant, and I was so hungry that I was hungry, and I swore to find your boss at that time, and cook me a meal like that——"

Brother Bing brought cold vegetables and boiled fish over, Lele pulled Brother Bing aside and said, "Isn't it a bit of a loss for us to do this?" I just talked to him for a while, and I think he's quite pitiful, so let's stop playing tricks on him. ”

Brother Bing said, "You pity him, has he pitied you?" Don't treat vipers as pets—"

While he was talking here, he called out over there: "Alas, you two come over for a while, let me ask you if this is Moutai?" You're right? ”

Lele was about to explain, but Brother Bing pushed him away and said, "This is a special Moutai wine, the taste is different from the general Moutai wine, and there are a lot of tonic medicines added here, do you have a medicinal smell when you drink it?" ”

The "short man" said, "This wine is too bad to drink, give me a new bottle." ”

Lele hurriedly took a bottle of Xiaoer from the counter and handed it to him, saying, "Is it okay to drink this?" ”

The "short man" took Xiao Er and said, "The taste of this boiled fish is not right, there is a strange taste, can't it also be added with tonics?" ”

Brother Bing said: "This is made with an ancestral secret recipe, you have to taste it carefully, have you ever eaten stinky tofu?" It smells stinky, it still tastes quite fragrant, the key is to chew, the more you chew, the more you taste. ”

The "short man" took another piece of fish meat and put it in his mouth and chewed it carefully, the more he chewed, the more it tasted, he spit out all the fish he had eaten, and said with a serious face: "What did you put here?" Wouldn't you put shit in as a tonic? ”

Brother Bing couldn't help but laugh and said, "You're so funny, how can shit be used as soup stock?" Something is wrong with your sense of taste, right? The food on the table is also boiled fish, which is made from a pot of soup, why didn't people eat the smell of shit? Did you eat it? ”

The "short man" glanced at the table in front of him, lowered his head and sniffed it, and said, "This smell is definitely not right, you call your boss over, and I will ask him what the hell is going on?" ”

Brother Bing said: "I'm sorry, our boss quit yesterday." ”

The "short man" asked, "Where did he go?" ”

Brother Bing said: "He left very suddenly, and left without leaving anything." ”

The "short man" said, "He was here yesterday, and he left after I came?" You don't want to hide from me, do you? He can hide from the monk and can't hide from the temple, so I'm waiting here, I don't believe that I can't wait for him back. ”

Brother Bing asked, "Do you want to order anything else?" ”

The "short man" said, "I will not eat anything, I am afraid that you will poison me by drugged me." ”

The "short man" sat there until the restaurant closed, and then he left, saying, "I'll be here tomorrow." (To be continued......)