Chapter 278: Riding a Deer to Welcome Relatives
Chapter 278: Riding a deer to welcome relatives
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"Hmph......" Yun Zhongzi snorted coldly, let go of the collar of the eldest brother, and when he let go, he pushed him with his hand, making the third uncle involuntarily stumble two steps, and then glared at his shameless brother-in-law.
Speaking of elopement, it is Yun Zhongzi who has a weak heart, but when it comes to miscarriage, it is the third uncle's weak heart, which is a thorn in his heart.
"Hmph......" The third uncle glanced at Daoist Yunzhongzi, and thought about his nephew, who was no longer born before he was born, but just snorted coldly, don't look over.
"It's really unbelievable, the two of them still have such a deep relationship?? That's a family, a family doesn't talk about two families, you can't let others see the jokes......" Nie Canglong smiled, his eyes swept back and forth over the two of them.
"Who is the family with him??" The third uncle muttered in a low voice, glaring at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang, "Do you want him to be my father?" ”
The age of the head of the cloud Zhongzi Dao is what he cares about the most, your uncle, you are three years older than my father, okay? ? You dare to elope with my sister, isn't this an old cow eating tender grass? ? What could be more shameless, with the creator of iniquity???
In reality, Yunzhongzi Dao Chang's rather mysterious and ancient appearance is not a big problem, everyone's aesthetics are different, maybe my sister has such a heavy taste? ? This is something that no one can decide for the person concerned.
In the final analysis, it's just that the age is too cheating.
"I know, you and your father are old enough to think that Lao Dao is old, but although Lao Dao is old, Lao Dao has a young heart, although Lao Dao has quit **, but Lao Dao dares to say, if you talk about ability, ten of you add together, it can't compare to Lao Dao alone......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang listened to the words of the eldest brother, and felt awkward, what's wrong with Lao Dao's age? ? But in that regard, even the young man can't compare to us, we kidnapped your sister, and didn't let your sister stay alive and widowed.
"You, you, you......" The third uncle's face turned red with shame, and he glared at the shameless brother-in-law angrily, "You nasty billet, I don't talk nonsense with you......"
"Aren't you talking nonsense with me??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang smiled coldly, "You don't have the face to say it, right??" How did I meet you back then? It's not you ...... yet."
"If you say it again, if you say it again, I'll die here......" When the third uncle heard that the shameless brother-in-law was going to tell the secret of the year, he was really anxious, and there was an abnormal flush on his face.
"Hmph......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist smiled coldly, but he really didn't say it anymore, that matter was related to the privacy of the eldest brother, if it was made public, then it would really offend the eldest brother to death.
"What else are you talking about?? We guessed it......" Nie Canglong sneered, "Eighty percent is the old man's problem back then, right?" ”
"You, you, you ......" Listening to Nie Canglong's words, the third uncle's face immediately changed, and he pointed angrily at the shameless brother-in-law, "Why do you tell people everything??" You, you, you......"
"I was wronged, how could I possibly tell him??" The Cloud Zhongzi Dao Leader immediately shouted loudly, "Before today, they didn't know what our relationship was, how could I tell them about you??" ”
"Uncle, this is indeed not what the Dao Elder told us......" Without waiting for the third uncle to say anything, Nie Canglong began to speak, "Just now you talked about that aspect of ability, and then said how you met, it is not difficult to guess, what is the most in the hands of the Dao Chief??" Naturally, it is a * medicine pill, such a combination, we only need to have a brain, we can guess that you must have a hidden disease back then......" Seeing the third uncle's ugly face, Nie Canglong secretly pursed his lips and leaned into his ear, "Actually, you also envy him, he is bragging to you, you also know that he has medicine in his hand, he is not panicking......"
Hearing Nie Canglong say this, although the third uncle still felt quite embarrassed, he was relieved in his heart, and when he looked at his cheap brother-in-law, he disdained it, and you are taking medicine to feel that you are still bragging with us, it is really shameful......
"What nonsense are you talking about?? The old way is a good maintenance ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang pointed angrily at Nie Canglong, "The old way has practiced Taoist internal cultivation since childhood, and it is too normal to be strong and strong, how did it get into your mouth, and it became a medicine to eat??" ”,
"Yes, yes, your old man is well-maintained and knows how to maintain health, we all know ......" Nie Canglong said with a smile, so that he would not be as knowledgeable as him.
"You ......" Yun Zhongzidao's angry eyelids jumped suddenly, but he didn't know what to say, Nie Canglong's mouth was not careful, he just didn't need to be a fool, he could hear it, but if he broke it with him in order to convince Nie Canglong, it would be more and more black.
"It's boring......" Yuan Siyu's voice sounded, and then, her figure appeared beside Qin Xiaojun, her jade arm stretched, and she hugged the girl's slender waist, "I warn you, from now on, in front of the female comrades, you are not allowed to talk about * medicine, otherwise, be careful that I castrate you all......"
Yuan Siyu's voice was not loud, and his tone was not very fierce, but every gay man who heard it had a feeling of incontinence, and subconsciously clamped his legs.
"Sister Yuan is too cruel......" At this time, Bian Lanlan ran out of the house, ran quickly to Qin Xiaojun's side, hugged her arm affectionately, tilted her head to look at Yuan Siyu, "It's quite timely to come back, just in time for dinner......
"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu snorted and didn't say anything.
After Bian Lanlan ran out of the house, Zheng Dongfang, Zhang **, Zhao Chuanxi, as well as Gu Yunfeng, Sister Bai, Zhang Xiaohuaer, Wang Xueying, also came out of the house, they were all sent to relatives, and they had to go to the third uncle's house to get ready.
"Li Yan is a child's mind, so let Haitong's mother stay by her side." Zheng Dongfang glanced at Nie Canglong and said.
"How many people are there??" Nie Canglong frowned and asked.
"Eleven people in total." Zheng Dongfang counted and said.
"Count a couple of newcomers, you want to have an even number of ......" Nie Canglong nodded and glanced at Wang Xueying, "Apprentice, don't you go......"
"Huh??" Wang Xueying's small mouth pursed, a little reluctant, she was originally gray and wanted to mix and mix, who knew that the master would ......
"What?? Unwilling?? Nie Canglong glared at her and said.
"Willing to ......" Wang Xueying's small mouth can be hung up on the oil bottle.
"You can ask the Dao Leader to arrange a good errand for you......" Nie Canglong glanced at the Cloud Zhongzi Dao Leader and said.
"Ahem......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi coughed twice, glared at Nie Canglong, looked at Wang Xueying, and said with a pleasant face: "You can accompany the guests, and eat with the female guests......"
"This is okay...... Wang Xueying was happy at this time, her face changed so quickly that people really wondered whether she wanted to join in the fun and be happy, or was she worried about that seat.
"Third brother, don't you want to show them the way?? They don't know your family......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows at his eldest brother and said.
"Hmph......" The third uncle snorted coldly, glanced at his cheap brother-in-law, and beckoned to everyone, "Everyone come along, go to my house......" said that, he left the courtyard and walked towards his home.
Everyone did not hesitate, and hurriedly followed, after all, the time was not early, and it was about to be auspicious, and they couldn't afford to rub the time.
The third uncle's house is in the southernmost end of the village, and it is also a large courtyard, the adobe house of five rooms is quite low, it looks a little tattered from the outside, and it is also black and mushy when it enters the house, and the second room in the east is the main house, the candle has been lit, and it is glued to the small kang table in the center of the kang with wax oil, and an old lady with white hair sits in front of the candle, and the candlelight is sewn with a needle and thread, and in the large tea tray on the table, there is a set of rough tea sets, and the teapot is placed in the center, the spout, and the vent of the lid. It was steaming hot, surrounded by a circle of glass cups, upside down, bright and clear.
"Look at you, there is a guest at home, and you are still busy with work, is the word happy pasted??" The third uncle entered the house and looked at the old lady doing needlework in front of the lamp, and he complained a little.
"This wax is bought with money, it's a pity that it burns like this, and I don't do any work......" The old lady saw the third uncle coming back, followed by a few men and women with good temperament, and hurriedly put down the work in her hand and slipped off the kang, "So many daughters in the afterlife, it's really handsome......"
"Grandma is so ......" Qin Xiaojun didn't look very lazy, but his mouth was sweet, he blinked his big glasses, and shouted sweetly to the old lady.
"Alas, alas, you are good, among these girls, you are the most handsome......" The old lady smiled and lost her eyebrows, looking at Qin Xiaojun, how rare it was. ,
"Ahem...... "Regardless of whether the old lady's evaluation was mixed with personal emotional factors, anyway, several women felt uncomfortable, especially Yuan Siyu and Gu Yunfeng, the appearance of the two of them was definitely not under Qin Xiaojun, so a woman's cough sounded.
"I asked you if you posted the word Xi'er?? What are you doing with anything else?? "The third uncle offended a lot of people when he saw his wife's words, and he rolled his eyes angrily, this old lady, definitely said this on purpose, people are good guests, and you are not familiar with you, it is polite to entertain you, if you don't entertain, you can't rely on others, why are you so calculating? ?
"You don't have eyes?? Can't see it for yourself?? The old lady didn't have much of a haode tone towards the third uncle.
"How can I see the black light??" The third uncle is even more angry, this old lady, in front of outsiders, I don't know how to leave some face for your old man, I really don't fight for three days, and I go to the house to uncover the tiles, which are all habitual stinky problems.
"Grandma, I think what we're talking about is quite haode, it's very meaningful......" Qin Xiaojun has a good impression of this old lady who praises her beauty, and she tells the truth.
"Yes?? I think too......" The old lady felt as if she had found a bosom friend, she had never seen such a talkative daughter, so she hurriedly took two steps forward, grabbed the girl's little hand, and pulled her to the kang, "Girl, grandma poured you water to drink......" said, opened a glass, grabbed the handle of the teapot, and quietly tilted, the pale green tea crossed a parabola, flowed into the teacups, and the small tea leaves rolled and tossed in the cup.
At the same time, the fragrance of ** tea came out......
"Grandma, I want to drink ...... too" Nie Canglong came up with a hippie smile and sat on the edge of the kang, "You can also pour me a cup of tea to drink......
"Okay, okay......" The old lady smiled with folds on her face, flipped over a teacup, and poured tea into it.
"That, old brother, are we discussing and discussing, how to welcome a kiss??" Zheng Dongfang felt a little embarrassed, and hurriedly talked to the third uncle about business.
This old lady, when she was young, must have been a spicy woman, and I don't know if the child will become like this when he is ** old? ? Zheng Dongfang thought about it, and thought of his daughter-in-law, and couldn't help but be a little distracted.
"It's nothing, just light a few more wax trees and light up the house a little bit......" The third uncle hurriedly said.
"Then let's not be stunned, hurry up and order wax, the bride will be here in a while......" Zheng Dongfang nodded and said.
So, everyone began to work inside and outside the house again, Qin Xiaojun and the old lady said quite a lot, the old lady was also rare to Qin Xiaojun, for a while to bring her a piece of candy, for a while to give her a handful of melon seeds, and for a while to peel a peanut for her, more than his own daughter, Nie Canglong was not polite, the old lady gave the girl something to eat, he was not polite to share, so that the old lady looked angry, and frequently glared at him, but someone only didn't know, eat when he should eat, drink when he should drink, and take this place as his own home.
Soon, everything inside and outside the house was lit up, and after a few women finished lighting the candles, they went to the yard to talk. People don't even give a sip of tea, and they don't look good, so they don't show their eyes, Zhao Chuanxi is not good at making up for women, just sitting on the threshold, holding his chin and thinking about things, Zhang ** and Zheng Dongfang, but they are hiding in the kitchen, talking with the third uncle without a match, and what they say is the kind of trivial things that they forget when they say it.
Now, just wait for the bride to come.
After a short time, there was a knock on the door, Bian Lanlan ran over and opened the door, Wang Fangfang walked in slowly accompanied by several women, and after they came in, they indirectly entered the house.
"As for the urgency??" Bian Lanlan was a little surprised and followed closely.
"Of course, you have to hurry, now at this time, the groom has already set off, you hurry up and prepare, by the way, the old fairy asked me to tell you, the auspicious time will arrive soon, the time is a little tighter, don't be embarrassed for the groom......" A woman said while escorting the bride to the house.
Several women glanced at each other, and they all followed the house, and when Yuan Siyu entered the house, he also kicked Zhao Chuanxi: "What are you doing in a daze??" Go to the door and wait, just pick up the relatives and open the door for them......",
"Isn't the door open now??" Zhao Chuanxi pointed to the open door and said.
"You're not going to close it?? Remember that the groom wants to open the door with a red envelope, it is not difficult for him, but it can't be too easy for him......" Yuan Siyu rolled his eyes, ignored Zhao Chuanxi, and indirectly followed.
"Yes, yes......" Zhao Chuanxi hurriedly responded, got up, ran to the gate, closed the gate, inserted the latch, and guarded behind the door.
In the team that is not too big to welcome relatives, only Zhang Haitong is riding on the deer, the others are on foot, the beautiful sika deer is also dressed in red and hanging colors, dressed in joy, Zhang Haitong is dressed in a black Hanfu, only tied a big red flower on his chest, wearing a crown on his head, sewing a red cloth in front of him, at a glance, it turns red.
There was a sound of blowing and blowing in the welcoming procession, which seemed to be lively and extraordinary, jubilant, mixed with the sound of blowing, and bursts of firecrackers, these firecrackers were all two kicks, which were set off by a few young people, and the two kicks were erected on the side of the road, while snorting a cigarette, and then quickly ran away, the two kicks first sounded, and flew into the sky with a huge reaction force, forming a large dazzling fire in the sky, the violent explosion, The earthquake made the doors of the villagers' houses on the side of the road tremble.
There is joy, and it is quite sufficient, but it is a little disturbing to the people, but what happened during the day was not hidden from the villagers, and everyone was quite taboo about Zhang Haitong's ruthlessness, so he has only been out for a few years?? How did you come back and become so ferocious??
In other words, if this Zhang Haitong continues to live in the village and everyone is familiar with him, then, even if he kills more bullies and bastards today, everyone will not care, so that some enthusiastic people will also help him, but since he went to college, he has rarely returned to the village, and with the passage of time, he has gradually faded out of everyone's field of vision, so his body is shrouded in a layer of mystery, because of mystery, so fear, it's that simple, his performance today makes everyone a little afraid of him......
When the greeting team came to the third uncle's house, Zhang Haitong jumped off the back of the sika deer and knocked on the door.
"Who??" Zhao Chuanxi's lazy inquiry came from behind the door.
"Chuanxi, what are you pretending to be stupid?? It's me......" Zhang Haitong rolled his eyes.
"Who am I??" Zhao Chuanxi said with a confused expression.
"You are Zhao Chuanxi......" Zhang Haitong grinned.
"I know I'm Zhao Chuanxi, I'm asking, who am I you just talking about??" Zhao Chuanxi behind the door showed a wicked smile, who wouldn't mess around? ?
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