Chapter 606: Moral Pacesetter
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"I want to go to the moon, I want to go to the moon......" The little girl cheered happily when she heard her mother say that she was going to take herself to the moon.
"Who's going to the moon??" Gu Yunfeng hugged a colorful pheasant, and ran back, "Call me when the time comes, and I'll go ...... too."
"Why do you have your business anywhere??" Sister Bai glanced at Gu Yunfeng, and rolled her eyes angrily, "People Canglong and Xiaojun went to the moon for their honeymoon, and you are an outsider to follow you?" ”
"The moon belongs to you, huh? If they are allowed to go, they will not allow me to go?? Gu Yunfeng rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"The little couple went to the moon for their honeymoon, and you were embarrassed to ...... others as light bulbs" Sister Bai pursed her lips and said with a sneer.
"Isn't your daughter still a light bulb??" Gu Yunfeng said unconvinced.
"Sister Xiaojun and Brother Nie are going to the moon for their honeymoon?? It's so romantic......" Zhang Xiaohuaer hugged a snow-white little hedgehog and ran over beautifully.
"Hey......" Nie Canglong looked at the little hedgehog in Zhang Xiaohua'er's arms, "Everyone is a kitten and a rabbit, even if Sister Feng gets a little pheasant, how can you get a little hedgehog??" ”
"The hedgehog is a ...... of wealth" Zhang Xiaohua'er rolled her eyes, "And the white fairy in the Baojia fairy is the hedgehog ......"
"Makes sense......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but nodded, "Hu Huang and white willow gray, isn't the white fairy just a hedgehog?" ”
"Hehe...... Zhang Wenge walked over with a little fox in his arms, "Our little flower has a white fairy, and I will make a Hu immortal ......"
"What's that, I can't help it, it's too beautiful I don't dare to look for it, so I found a gray fairy ......" Zheng Dongfang hugged a little gray mouse and ran over beautifully. Because Zheng Dongfang still has a black cat, the little mouse is in his arms, and he is trembling with fright.
"Uncle Zheng, you can play with this hand enough......" Nie Canglong looked at the frightened look of the little mouse, and was happy at that time, "Are you planning to establish a biological chain??" ”
"Huh??" Zheng Dongfang was stunned for a moment, he was excited just now, but he didn't expect that cats and mice were natural enemies.
"What kind of biological chain??" Qin Xiaojun rolled his eyes, "Can you speak more reliably, cats eat mice." Mice eat rice, this is called a biological chain, do you want Uncle Zheng to raise food? ? ”
"It's ......," Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "But it should still be possible to get an elf......
"You should make a pair of beast chess, like a lion, tiger and leopard, wolf, dog, cat and mouse, just the same one, and restrain each other, it is considered the Eight King Kongs......," the girl said with a smile.
"Hiss......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but gasp. That's really ...... It's feasible, this plan is quite feasible, we have more dogs. Wolves are not difficult to find, tigers and leopards are easy to find, that is, elephants and lions. This thing needs to go to the zoo......"
"Last time in the beast tide outside Taiyuan City, there should have been lions and elephants, right??" The girl blinked her eyes and said.
"Yes??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows. "No idea, what about so many demon beasts, what kind of monster does it matter when I kill it??"
"Actually, this lion and elephant, after the end of Shijie, eighty percent escaped from the zoo, let's find it, try our luck in the big wild depression, and Bacheng can find ......it," the girl thought about it and said.
"Haha......" Zhao Chuanxi carried a person and appeared in front of everyone, "I decided, my car will get an elephant to pull the ......" said, throwing the person to the ground, and turned into a streamer again and returned the same way.
"What does this person do??" Zheng Dongfang held the little mouse and glanced at the person Zhao Chuanxi had just left, "It's a woman, and she looks quite good, looking at this temperament, she should have been a white-collar ...... before"
"Hey...... Nie Canglong was happy at the time, "Uncle Zheng's ability to look at people, it's quite good, this person is wearing a suit, isn't it a white-collar worker?" As he spoke, he pointed to the woman's neckline, isn't that white?
"Hehe......" Zheng Dongfang smiled, "What's wrong with this woman??" ”
"Do you really not know or are you pretending to be confused??" Nie Canglong glanced at Zheng Dongfang, "I killed four land immortals just now, don't you know??" ”
"What??" As soon as Nie Canglong's words fell, everyone was immediately shocked.
"It's just four land immortal-level demon beasts...... Nie Canglong smiled faintly, "It's really weak, I can't even catch a move, isn't it??" Su Su and my brother and sister went to dig the Inner Dan, it was a Land Immortal-level Inner Dan, and I don't know how many of us can break through to the Land Immortal with these four Inner Pills......"
"Canglong ......" Zhang Wenge rushed forward with an eager face and held Nie Canglong's hand, "Uncle will drive you and cook for you, this is all real hard work, don't you express it?" ”
"Tell you......" Qin Xiaojun stepped forward at that time, "Those four Neidan, one Susu, one Suyun, one Xiaoqing, and the rest of the one, you can guess the fist yourself and decide ......"
"I don't want it......" Sister Bai withdrew at that time, with a proud look on her face, "My true qi has changed, and my future is limitless, and I don't plan to rely on external forces to improve my strength in the future......"
"I'll quit too......" Gu Yunfeng also quit, "I can't lose to Yuan Nasty Ghost and ...... surnamed Bai"
"Did I provoke you??" Bai Susu stopped at that time, glared at Gu Yunfeng angrily, and said.
"Uh......" Gu Yunfeng was stunned for a moment, and then smiled, "You don't know??" I'm not talking about you, in fact, I don't think you should have the surname Bai, but the surname of the head of your family......"
"Hehe...... Bai Susu was happy at the time, and glanced at the old man shyly, "What you said is also quite reasonable, or I will call Nie Susu in the future......"
"Ahem......" Qin Xiaojun coughed twice, glanced at Bai Susu with some dissatisfaction, but didn't say anything.
"I want to be surnamed Qin, but isn't that not qualified??" Bai Susu pursed his mouth and muttered.
"Oh......" Nie Canglong was a little dissatisfied, "I am not qualified to be surnamed Qin." Is it enough to qualify for the surname Nie?? Well?? When did you get back?? "I remember that she seems to have gone to dig up Nedan, why did she run back now??
"People have already come back...... Bai Susu pouted, and then took out three inner pills with a diameter of about one centimeter from his arms like a treasure, "and dug up three inner pills......
"It's quite small...... Zhang Wenge glanced at the three inner pills in Bai Susu's hand, "But it's quite transparent......"
"Ahem...... Zheng Dongfang coughed twice, and then took out a goose egg-sized Neidan from his arms, "Aren't you too small?" I'll give you the big one, and I'll give me the small one......"
"Get out of the way...... Zhang Wenge's face turned black at that time, and he glanced at Zheng Dongfang angrily, "That's transparent." What are you here?? It's like a pearl......"
"Look at you......" Zheng Dongfang gently played with the Neidan in his hand, "Her one is not only small, but also transparent, how can you look like a glass ball, what about me??" No matter how I look at it, it looks like a pearl the size of a goose egg, and it's a treasure on the market, and if it sells for 10 million, it's like a play......"
"You're a great professor. I'm a clay leg, you're born to play with pearls, I deserve to play the glass ball......" Zhang Wenge pouted, and wanted to go to Bai Susu's hand to get one. As long as you get it yourself, no one else can grab it.
"Ahem......" Qin Xiaojun coughed twice, "You all take my words as a deaf ear??" When I say guess boxing, you have to guess boxing. This is fate, who this Neidan zuihou belongs to, this is all destined by God. Whoever it should be, whoever it is, and who it shouldn't be, can't force it......"
"That's right......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang ran back like a gust of wind, holding a pink and tender pig in his arms, "This Neidan is at the level of a land immortal, so there is a liliang that contains the law in it, if you force it, even if you ask for it, some unpredictable things will happen......"
"For example??" Zheng Dongfang's heart tightened at that time.
"For example......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang glanced at Zheng Dongfang, "I ate it, and then exploded and died......
"Wouldn't it?? Isn't it energy? Zheng Dongfang felt quite incredible, "If I eat too much, won't I wait for me to digest it before continuing to eat?" We're all in this realm, if you can't eat it, you can store it in your stomach first......"
"Nonsense...... "Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang rolled his eyes, "The ordinary Inner Dan can indeed be eaten like that, but the Inner Dan of the Land Immortals, when you digest the energy, you must also digest the liliang of the law, otherwise, it will not be much different from eating a relatively pure Inner Dan, in that case, you just eat a few more Inner Dans, why do you practice such a good thing??" ”
"That's right...... Zheng Dongfang smiled, "What the Taoist chief said is quite reasonable......
"Aren't Uncle Zheng and Daoist incompatible?? Why ...... now" Qin Xiaojun rolled his eyes and said.
"Yes...... Zheng Dongfang was stunned for a moment, and then glared at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief, "Xiao Jun didn't say it, I almost forgot, old Niu Nose, you are playing with me, shouldn't we calculate the general ledger??" ”
"I said, you, why are you so boring??" Yun Zhongzi Dao glanced at Zheng Dongfang, and then smiled wryly, "Isn't it just a joke with you?" You're so careful, it's not much different from a vegetable vendor, and it damages your image as a university teacher, isn't it?? ”
"I said, if you two want to settle accounts, you should quickly find a place where no one is and calculate it for as long as you want......," Mr. Zhang said.
"Let's settle the score, you guess the boxing, and then we won't have our share, right??" Daoist Yunzhongzi looked at Zhang Wenge with disdain, "You have a problem with your brain, a land immortal-level demon beast Neidan, even if we have a lot of grievances, we have to put it aside first......
"That's right......" Zheng Dongfang nodded, "Good accounts are not afraid of being late, there will be opportunities in the future, now it's better to decide who Neidan belongs to......"
"Guess the boxing ......" the girl waved her hand, "There is no best-of-three games, when you punch, you have to close your eyes, of course, it doesn't matter if you don't close, because whoever eats the problem, we will not bear any responsibility......"
"Master, mother, mother. Wait for me, wait for me......" Wang Xueying hugged a slick weasel cub and ran back.
"Why are you ......" Qin Xiaojun looked at the little weasel in the arms of this unlucky apprentice, and a black line appeared on his head at that time, "Why did you pick a weasel??" ”
"Hey......" Nie Canglong was happy at the time, "Hu Huang and white willow gray, this is considered Qi work, this sign is quite good......"
"It's really ......" Gu Yunfeng covered his mouth and laughed, "Uncle Zhang's Hu Xian, Xue Ying's Huang Xian." The white fairy of the flowers, the willow fairy of Xiaojun, the gray fairy of Uncle Zheng......"
"Not yet, when they are all cultivated into spiritual intelligence, this can be regarded as worthy of the name......" Zheng Dongfang laughed.
"Hey......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang also felt quite interesting, "I originally planned to cultivate a zodiac sign, no, even the pig has been found......"
"That's not bad...... Qin Xiaojun blinked his eyes, "The rat is at Uncle Zheng's." The ugly cow pulls the cart, Yinhu is the mount of Chuanxi, the rabbit is holding it in the arms of Yuan Da Immortal, and Chenlong is our Xiaoqing. Even if the snake is a vegetarian, the afternoon horse is our big dark horse, and the monkey doesn't seem to have it, but get a sheep and a monkey. It doesn't seem to be a difficult thing, the rooster is in Sister Feng'er's arms, and the pheasant is also a chicken, isn't it?? We don't lack dogs. Hai Zhu is the Taoist ......"
"Hey, hey......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist was not happy at the time, "Can you make it clear??" How did I become a pig?? ”
"It's good to get a sheep, raise it and eat meat, and I haven't eaten shabu mutton for a few days, but can I get a monkey??" Nie Canglong frowned, "Could it be that you have cultivated into a Monkey King??" I don't have a place to get a golden rod for it......"
"Just get it an iron rod...... Gu Yunfeng thought for a moment, "Do you really want the monkey to work for you?" Thank goodness it doesn't make a mess......"
"What's the word?? ......Zheng Dongfang sighed, "The heart of the monkey, the will of the horse, there is no moment to stop, they are born like this, the monkey weishenme is Bi Ma Wen??" That's because the monkey is hyperactive, put the monkey on the horse's back, and the horse has to guard against the monkey for fear that it will hurt itself, so it will put its spirit on the monkey without moving......"
"Uncle Zheng is really knowledgeable......" Qin Xiaojun couldn't help but pout and said.
"Erudite or something, it's not ......" Zheng Dongfang smiled quite modestly, "I usually like to check information or something, and I know a little more things, but most of them are useless......"
"Little green snake, you can get a monkey in a while, and let Chuanxi get a sheep, which happens to become the zodiac......" The girl glanced at Nie Canglong and said.
"No problem...... Nie Canglong hurriedly responded, "But if the monkey is mischievous, this depends on you, you know, I don't have a lot to bear to erase the nature of animals, I'm just too soft-hearted, too soft-hearted, and all the problems are ...... by myself."
"Let you catch monkeys, and don't let you train monkeys, why are you doing the whole lyrics??" The girl rolled her eyes and said angrily.
"It's not an excuse...... No, no, is it a reason?? I really can't do anything to erase the nature of animals......" Nie Canglong smiled and said.
"Don't worry......" The girl pouted, "The monkey is naturally trained by me, if you are allowed to train, you can't train the monkey into a red-ass version of 2 goods??" ”
"You ......" Nie Canglong's face turned red at that time, "How can you say that??" I also decided that if this monkey is caught, I will train it myself......"
"Aren't you incapable of erasing the nature of animals??" The girl pouted, "Why has it become something now, and you must have trained it yourself??" ”
"I'm just telling you......" Nie Canglong blushed and glared at the girl, "I must train the little monkey to be a good monkey who loves five stresses, four beauties and three loves......"
"That......'s right," Sister Bai coaxed, "Canglong, we support you......"
"Canglong, come on......" Gu Yunfeng also coaxed, "I believe that you will be able to do it......"
"Brother Nie just said that his heart was too soft, I always thought it was ......" Zhang Xiaohua'er's eyebrows raised slightly, and her pink and tender little mouth pulled gently, "It seems that if you have anything to say, just listen to it, don't take it ......seriously."
"I said Sister Xiaohua'er, what do you mean??" Nie Canglong glanced at Zhang Xiaohua'er a little unkindly and said.
"Brother Nie, is it hard to understand what I mean? ? I mean, you're so ruthless, the free monkey, you have trained you to become a moral pacesetter, haven't you ever thought about how to hurt your heart under the strong appearance of the little monkey? ? You're so cruel......" Zhang Xiaohua'er said with a look of unbearability.
"Ahem...... Nie Canglong coughed softly twice, "I'm afraid Sister Xiaohua'er misunderstood, right?" I've never said that I want to train monkeys with whips, I can use bananas, or Nedan or whatever, and I'll reward one if I'm obedient, and if I'm disobedient, I'll just watch......"
"Do you still need a whip?" Zhang Xiaohua'er rolled her eyes, "You can scare it to death with one look, does it dare not listen to you?" ”
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