Looking at Ren Peng's "understanding + sympathy" eyes, I extremely doubt that Ren Peng, who is only 5 years older than Xiaoqin, has also been beaten by Xiaoqin before!

Xiaoqin, you don't even let go of your cousin! Ren Peng, who has no talent for martial arts like your uncle, was beaten by you with Yin and Yang Sanshou + Xiaobawang's iron fist, how can you bear it!

Even if Ren Hongde sees it, he definitely doesn't care! Ren Hongde himself is a sister control, and he must also think that Ren Peng, you give Xiaoqin you meet occasionally, it is just a sign of closeness, I hope you can also inherit the glorious tradition of his sister control, and let Xiaoqin everywhere!

I'm wrong about you, Ren Peng! It turns out that your face and body are not fat, but swollen! was beaten by Xiaoqin back then, and the puffiness has not disappeared until now!

After Ren Peng and I exchanged sympathetic glances for a while, he said with palpitations: "Fortunately, Xiaoqin inexplicably suffered from androphobia a few years ago, and now she doesn't speak or approach me when she sees me, otherwise, my family may be dead......

The reason why Xiaoqin suffers from androphobia is because she has been reading girl comics at home, and she has a cognitive impairment of her gender; And the reason why Xiaoqin stays at home is because she is the boss of Chizuru Girls' School, and I took people to the park to teach me the expected "playing with girls' feelings", but I ran into the unlucky Niu Shili, and beat Niu Shili violently in extreme disappointment, and has been closed ever since.

From the perspective of cause and effect, Ren Peng, you are liberated from your cousin's fist, the great benefactor is Niu Shili! If Niu Shili hadn't just left in the Batmobile, you should have thanked him in person!

"Ye Lin," Ren Peng said, "Wait a while, my father and grandfather will go in and talk to my aunt about things, and you can call Xiaoqin out, so you don't have to talk about some things in front of her." ”

I nodded, if Xiaoqin suddenly knew that her mother was hospitalized not because of a glass stab wound in the abdomen, but because of a miscarriage, and it was my father and her mother's child who had miscarried, I would definitely not be able to accept it for a while.

After the arrangements were made, the three generations of the Ren family walked into the gate of the affiliated hospital together.

Old Man Ren said to Ren Hongde as he walked: "Last time your sister married Huo Zhenbang, because we didn't agree, we didn't give a dowry, this time you can't be sloppy, the dowry is all up to you!" ”

"Dad, there is nothing to do with the eight characters......"

"You're reluctant to spend money on your sister, are you? I've raised you so big for nothing? ”

"Dad," Ren Hongde couldn't help but remind, "You gave birth to me and went out to explore the rivers and lakes for 20 years, it was my mother, and I raised me myself." ”

"That'...... Then you don't care about your sister!? ”

"How can it not be ...... But it also depends on who the other person is......"

Ren Hongde groaned, and the words behind him gradually became inaudible.

It suddenly occurred to me that a few years later, I must have been so thoughtful and hesitant about my sister Amy's marriage.

You must not find a romantic person like Huo Zhenbang! Amy also had a crush on the Russian sniper Vasya when she was young, but I heard that Russian men are drunk and like to beat their wives, so they are determined not to marry Russians!

If you want to marry my sister, you must be a peerless good man who is perfect, five stresses and four beauties, eight honors and eight shames, and eight hearts and eight arrows!

If it is the male protagonist of "The Legend of the Demon Ding", the hemorrhoidal warrior Kyle, who is not inferior to Obama, is absolutely impossible! Not to mention that you are a few years older than Amy, just because you smoke marijuana to pass the time, just because you found teachers in four different provinces to teach you Chinese, and taught your Chinese to be a strange language with Henan flavor in the first sentence and Northeast flavor in the next sentence, and you hired a British chef......

British chef? British chef? British Chef!? Is there a chef in the UK!?

Bei Ye is British! The reason why he stands at the top of the food chain, reptiles, beasts, turtles, rats, snakes and scorpions all eat is because the British meal is almost the same taste!

During World War II, an Italian was captured by the British, and after only one day in prison, he knelt on the ground and begged for mercy: "Everyone, do well, don't give me this kind of food again!" This is more terrible than any torture! I'll do all the information you want! ”

The British governor was surprised: "We didn't torture you!" You're eating just like we eat! ”

Kyle, you SB! If my sister marries you in the future, won't she be poisoned by English food!? She is tired of even French food comparable to Chinese food!

All in all, all unreliable people who want to marry my sister have to step on my corpse first!

That, if I don't die of the toxin of the Blue Flash Butterfly beforehand.

Standing outside the hospital, after thinking for a while, the mobile phone vibrate, and the caller ID was Ren Peng.

As with Haode in advance, I didn't answer the phone, hung up, and then called Xiaoqin's mobile phone.

"Xiaoqin, there are too many people in the ward, and the air is not good, how about you come out and walk with me?"

Xiaoqin asked the opinions of the elders present, and of course Old Man Ren and Ren Hongde nodded in agreement.

Xiaoqin just left, Ren Peng also excused himself to go to the toilet and left the ward, he knew that some words were in front of the little characters, and it was difficult for his father and grandfather to talk to his aunt.

So Xiaoqin was in front and Ren Peng was behind, and the cousins and sisters walked towards me one after another, and Xiaoqin found that her cousin was following her, and she had a phobia attack and couldn't speak nervously.

Nervous you sister! Have you forgotten how you beat your cousin back then!

Ren Peng is near the special education school, he is not familiar with life, and he is quite bored, seeing his cousin, who beat himself into a pig's head more than once when he was a child, and now he is timidly hiding behind me, he can't help but be full of a sense of superiority that has come hard.

Learn the old man's jiashi, with his hands behind his back, like a master in the world (撸 ah 撸 outside the world, referred to as a master).

"Ha, Xiaoqin, I didn't expect you to have today!"

"You've not only changed, you've become well-behaved! It looks like it! You were so hung when you were a child, does his boyfriend know that!? ”

In fact, Ren Peng also asked just now, I grew up with Xiaoqin, and the reason why I said this was just to laugh at Xiaoqin.

Xiaoqin lowered her head, hiding behind me as if she was playing hide and seek with her cousin, and did not speak.

I waved my hand and said, "Well, I'm not Xiaoqin's boyfriend yet." ”

I already told Ren Peng just now that the two of us are just childhood sweethearts, and in front of anyone other than Amy, I don't plan to pretend to be a couple with Xiaoqin.

Although she probably expected that I might say this, Xiaoqin was still a little disappointed, and slowly withdrew the hand that wanted to hold my arm.

"Hmph," Ren Peng rubbed the dead skin on his chapped lips, "Whether you are Xiaoqin's boyfriend or not, you should call me cousin!" ”

I guess I think that Mr. Ren is forcing Aunt Ren to marry my father, and if this happens, he will naturally be my rightful cousin.

In case it doesn't work out, Xiaoqin is a lifelong relationship with me, my childhood sweetheart, and from Xiaoqin, Ren Peng is also my cousin.

I thought about it for a while, and felt that Ren Peng's request was reasonable, and he was beaten by Xiaoqin when he was a child, and when he grew up, he joined Amy's LOL team as the captain, in order to lead Amy, a super pit to win the game, he was so tired that he vomited blood.

So I called out sincerely: "Cousin, you have worked hard! ”

Thank you so much for having both of my sisters taken care of! Even though one of them was also your sister, I'm still grateful!

Ren Peng was so satisfied with my cousin's call, shaking a hand in front of him as if he was reviewing the three armies, saying that as long as he recognized his cousin, everything would be easy to say.

He also proudly looked at Xiaoqin behind me, which meant: "Your boyfriend can only call me cousin honestly, right?" Be respectful to me in the future! ”

Ren Peng and Xiaoqin and I walked around the affiliated hospital full of green trees, Ren Peng opened the conversation box and said some of Xiaoqin's heinous childhood evil deeds, Xiaoqin followed me diagonally behind me without saying a word because of androphobia and shame.

"Hmph, because I'm my brother and wants to let her, she rode up to my neck and beat me! Just beat me, and poisoned a tank of goldfish I raised......"

"No, it's not!" Xiaoqin eagerly squeezed out a sentence, "I didn't mean to poison the goldfish!" I saw my uncle use water purifier, and I learned to use it myself, but I put too much ......."

"Anyway, Xiaoqin, she has done all the bad things, Ye Lin, you take her in, and it will be regarded as eliminating harm for all mankind."

Xiaoqin didn't hold my arm, I didn't hold her hand, and in front of my cousin, the two of us maintained an ambiguous, imminent attitude.

At this time, Amy was talking, and the soldiers and horses were back to kill.

Still leading Obama in front of the road, left and right with Penthos and Pooh escorting.

As soon as Peng Tousi's tall figure appeared, the sunlight in front of Ren Peng was completely covered, and he couldn't help but make this master of the masturbation world shiver.

"Void...... Void Fear ......," Ren Peng exclaimed with a pale face.

Ordinary people who understand your description! The Void Fear, nicknamed "Big Bug" in LOL heroes, has a strange appearance of aliens, and after stacking six layers of HP with his ultimate, it will become the largest of all heroes...... Are you amazed at the sheer size of Pentheus!

But Pooh next to him understood! That clear expression is definitely understood! is worthy of being a member of the LOL professional team, and it is worthy of being a friend!

also forgot that Amy called herself and Peng Thos over to find a place in front of the old Ren family, and when she saw the captain Ren Peng, she jumped over and greeted him affectionately:

"Great God! What are you doing here? Why are you still with Ye Lin and Xiaoqin......"

Halfway through his words, he slapped himself in the head, "Hey! Look at my memory! After the last game, I heard you say that you are Xiaoqin's cousin! Aunt Ren had an accident, did you come to see her? ”

Seeing the familiar Xiong Yaoyue, Ren Peng was a little sober, remembering that he had also seen Peng Tousi in the VIP building of Qingzi School Park in the past, but he was obsessed with the game at the time and didn't particularly care, but now he suddenly encountered it in reality, and he was taken aback.

Amy called Penthos with the intention of dealing with Old Man Ren, but found that the captain of her "Golden Lightning" team appeared next to Xiaoqin, and Pooh also said that he was Xiaoqin's cousin.

"What?" Amy was shocked, "It turns out that the violent woman is so insidious, and she has already planted a mole next to me!?" ”