There are some things that only need to be experienced once to comfort your life.

"Oh, it's almost half past six, why hasn't this Tang Xiaoshuang come yet? There won't be any surprises, right? ”

On the provincial highway from Shanghai to Hangzhou, a group of people sat on several cars parked on the side of the road, and they were all looking in the direction of Hangzhou from time to time.

The town committee committee Ai Shu~ Ji and Mayor Chen are also guarding here, because other things have been done now, and there are other party committee members to take care of them separately, and their two "bosses" will naturally focus on more important things.

And now, when the environment for the performance is done, it is equivalent to the plane tree has been planted, and the performer is the golden phoenix, then, of course, the most important thing is to quickly pull the performer, the young man named Tang Xiao, to the stage.

"What's the hurry? Whether they are big stars or riding bicycles, I don't know how many people will be surrounded along the way! ”

The bald and big-bellied Ai Shu ~ Ji majestically glanced at a complaining subordinate, then lit a cigarette and took a puff and said: "Today's matter is a bit big, just now Li Shu of the District Party Committee ~ Ji and Minister Peng of the Propaganda Department called me to warn me that the municipal party committee and municipal government ~ government are paying attention to this matter, and they also gave us a death order, which must be a complete success, otherwise the merit will be offset, the merit will be a small reward, and the excess, we will be punished, we can be regarded as trapping ourselves!" ”

Although his words were a little dejected, there was a smile on his face, and he didn't worry too much at all.

"What can I do then? Ai Shu~Ji, do you think our plan this time can get a miraculous effect? ”

Mayor Chen was a little scared when he heard this, even the giants of the municipal party committee and municipal ~ government knew about it? So he hesitated: "Even if the event is a complete success." I'm afraid that those reporters have used their pen and ink on that Tang Xiaoshi. I will not waste pen and ink at all to introduce how much work our town party committee has done. How much sweat have you paid! ”

There are some things that are not done for the whole country to see, and they are not for reporters to point out.

Secretary Ai glanced at Mayor Chen, who seemed uneasy, with some disdain in his heart, and said with a smile: "Haha, as long as you don't make mistakes, this is a reflection of the combat effectiveness of our team, and there will be gains!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he met one of the members of the town party committee, his die-hard supporter. Committee member Liu, who is now a member of the organization committee, hurriedly ran over.

"Ai Shu ~ Ji, Ai Shu ~ Ji, this is terrible, it's really amazing, there are too many people coming, oh my God, what can I do?"

"Xiao Liu, don't worry, speak slowly!"

Ai Shu ~ Ji pulled the car door and walked down, and a gust of hot air made him frown, but now is obviously not the time to pursue comfort. He slammed the door shut and said, "What did you just say?" Too many people? Didn't there be a lot of people coming an hour ago? ”

You know, the reason why he can wait here with peace of mind. That is because the number of people present was not beyond his expectations, only more than 200,000 people, and an hour ago there were basically only a few or a dozen people slowly increasing, so he was also relieved.

As a result, now, Xiao Liu actually hurriedly ran to tell himself that there were too many people? This must be figured out!

After taking a breath a little and soothing a little, Committee member Liu hurriedly said: "Originally, within half an hour of your departure, at most less than 10,000 people were added, and our place was completely sufficient, but, but ......"

"Ai Shu ~ Ji, Ai Shu ~ Ji, my God, the car can't find a place to park!"

Before Committee member Liu could say the problem, another member of the party committee came running with a shout, and without waiting for Ai Shu~ Ji to get angry, he hurriedly said: "At least a few hundred buses have come at once this time!" TMD is also a long-distance bus, Shandong, Henan, Jiangsu, lined up in a long line to drive over, as if the appointment, that spectacular! ”

"it!"

The dumbfounded Ai Shu~ Ji directly burst into foul language, and as soon as his eyes turned, he was about to open his mouth to arrange, but he saw Commissioner Liu and said: "Ai Shu~ Ji, look, is that bicycler Tang Xiaocai?" Hey, why did he bring a string of buses with him? ”

"What?"

Ai Shu~ Ji hurriedly turned around to look, but saw a man on a bicycle pedaling quickly, and behind him was really followed by a series of colorful buses that could not be seen, which was so conspicuous in the sunset.

"it!"

Ai Shu~ Ji burst into foul language again, and then hurriedly said: "Tell them to drive the car to our town government ~ government dam, and, if you really can't stop, drive the car to the playground of the middle school and primary school for me, be sure not to block the evacuation route, this is gathered hundreds of thousands of people!" ”

"Yes, I'll go right away!" The two members of the party committee immediately took the order, and Mayor Chen, who was sitting in the car and didn't get out of the car, also pulled the car door and walked down, nodded to Ai Shu~Ji and said: "Shu~Ji, then let's go to greet Tang Xiaoshi!" ”

"Of course!" Ai Shu~Ji nodded, beckoned to the people who had already gotten off the car on the left and right, and said, "You wait and take care of Mr. Tang's bicycle, and he will take our car directly to the performance site." ”

"May I ask who is Secretary Ai~ and Mayor Chen?"

As soon as he finished his arrangement, a speed-shifting bicycle stopped next to him with a "stab", and then a man's voice with very standard Mandarin sounded.

"Hello Mr. Tang, I am the secretary of the town committee of this town~ Ji Ai Jingguo, I'm really happy to see you!"

Secretary Ai walked up briskly with a smile, and stretched out his hands to shake the man's right hand vigorously.

His enthusiasm and joy are simply beyond words, which should have been very good for the first meeting, after all, real enthusiasm is really touching!

But-

Your sister, your belly is too big, right? It's six months pregnant.

And your baldness, don't look at the few hairs that are still hidden. But in two or three years at most, your hair will definitely fall out.

Oh, and bad breath, a mouth full of smoke. I almost choked my brother when I spoke.

On the way, I met a dashing brother who did some things. He obviously couldn't bear the enthusiasm of Ai Shu~Ji. Hurriedly leaned back slightly, grinning in his heart and grinning: "Hello Secretary Ai, I am also honored to be able to have a grand and grand performance on this treasure land, and I am also deeply grateful to you and all the staff in this town for their efforts, thank you very much!" ”

"Hello Mr. Tang, I am Chen Shiju, the mayor of this town, and I am very happy to meet you!"

"Hello Mayor Chen, I'm glad to meet you too!"

The two shook hands as usual. said a few polite words, and then Ai Shu~ Ji couldn't help but say: "Mr. Tang, have you been delayed on the road?" Seems a little late, huh?"

What do you mean to be a little late? Brother is almost late, okay?

Brother Chic nodded with palpitations, and said a little embarrassed: "That's the case, I arrived at a village in front of me at 2 o'clock at noon, because I was sweating all over, and then I took a bath in a pond there. ”

Ai Jingguo and Chen Shiju were stupid. They shivered in unison, and suddenly became a little frightened.

Your sister. Is this really a reliable person? Actually went down to the pond to take a bath and fell asleep? What if I catch a cold? If you don't perform well, how will it end?

They almost scolded people in anger, and Brother Xiao also wanted to curse!

Nima's broken system, every time you hurt Lao Tzu to look foreign, if you didn't have to let your brother perform like that, how could my brother delay so much time?

Okay, even if you perform like that, it's fine, but you shouldn't have made me perform like that with a song like this! It took three hours just to practice well.

As a result, now, my brother has to lie, and even smeared himself to find a barely suitable reason to get by.

"Then they are ......"

Chen Shiju, the mayor of the town, was still immersed in all kinds of pessimism and panic and couldn't extricate himself, but Ai Jingguo, the secretary of the town party committee~ Ji, strangely put aside his worries and didn't seem to care at all. Instead, I cared about the buses.

"They? Hehe, they are all friends from Zhejiang, Anhui and a small number of Hubei! ”

Brother Chic looked back and immediately laughed, "I just happened to run into them, and then everyone had to follow me." ”

"Oh, everyone's worked hard!" Ai Jingguo sighed, glanced at his watch and said, "Mr. Tang, there are still 10 minutes to go, so let's go to the scene!" Please get on board! ”

"My Bike ......"

"Just leave it to them, don't worry, you won't lose it!"

Ai Jingguo took the initiative to open the car door for him while speaking, and then looked at someone with blazing eyes and said, "Have you arrived in Shanghai now, but you still can't take the car?" ”

, brother just doesn't want to smell your smoke and bad breath!

The dashing brother smiled a little without tears, so he could only reply "yes", and then he carried a bunch of things such as luggage and musical instruments, and got into the Nissan sedan with his head down.

The car had already been started by the driver, and as soon as Brother Chic sat down, he saw Ai Jingguo nodding, and the car immediately started very smoothly, and then the speed became faster and faster, and soon the people behind him were thrown away.

As soon as the dashing brother got into the car, there was a burst of "fast driving" urging sound in the bus that followed him just now, and the driver naturally did not unhappily add to everyone's blockage, he replied "good", and immediately started to start, and the whole team immediately moved in an orderly manner again.

The bus walked quietly, but inside the bus was a boiling laughter and cheers.

"Haha, this time it's really majestic, we have 260 buses lined up here, it's just scary! Who has ever seen so many buses lined up in columns? ”

"Haha, I don't know which bastard came up with the idea, I occupied all the lanes, and the traffic police came to pick up people!"

"What are we on our side? Hundreds of buses lined up in rows, not to mention, hung dozens of red banners that read the people of Shanghai welcome the dashing brother, just like welcoming foreign guests, I damn it, but unfortunately we are all guerrillas, and the limelight has all been stolen by these local snakes! ”

As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of "" sighs in the car, and many people secretly hated, why didn't our branch make such a grand occasion when the idol came to our city? (To be continued......)