【765】 I'm best at multiple-choice questions

"You know him?" The rich woman pointed at me and asked Shusha who was sitting by the window in disbelief.

"Well," the squad leader nodded, "Ye Lin is my classmate, and he also likes dogs, so he's here to help us today." ”

After listening to Shu Sha's explanation, the rich woman was still skeptical, and said in a low voice: "He doesn't look like an animal lover, the dog will turn his head and run away when he sees him, right?" ”

The squad leader's expression was unnatural, probably thinking "the dog only turned around and ran away when he saw me".

"Sister Xu, people can't be disrespectful, I have made mistakes before...... Let's just talk about it right now, although the breeding meat dogs are not as good-looking as pet dogs, doesn't Sister Xu also treat them equally? ”

The rich woman lowered her voice: "But I don't think he looks like a meat dog, but a man-eating wolf!" Little girl, you are a talent, it's best not to get mixed with the bad classmates in the class......"

"Ye Lin is not bad!" The squad leader immediately retorted excitedly, and later felt a little out of shape, so he changed his words curtly: "Ye Lin is not as bad as he seems, in short, Sister Xu, you just treat him as a wolf dog, it is a little fierce, but it can be domesticated......"

Who's a wolfdog? I am an unruly iron-blooded lone wolf! One day, he will become the king of the Arctic wolf! Who wants to be a hunting dog for a huntress or a police dog for a policewoman! Can you afford to pay your salary! Do you think you can buy me with delicious food? Don't dream about it!

The rich woman looked me up and down again, and suddenly asked, "Your name is Ye Lin?" Since Shusha said that you like dogs, let me test you - chocolate, chicken bones, onions, which of these three foods is not suitable for puppies? ”

Damn, the class leader just finished the calculation problem, and you gave me a multiple-choice question, do you think our students' homework is not heavy enough?

And you're clearly a trap! I've had a dog, and I've been in pet hospitals all year round, and I know veterinarians, do you think I'm going to be fooled!

"Chocolate, chicken bones, onions, you can't feed them to puppies!" I've never been so passionate about answering questions in class, "Chocolate contains caffeine, and excessive consumption of puppies can harm the nervous system and may cause poisoning and death!" Chicken bones are small and sharp, and it is easy to scratch the dog's esophagus! As for onions, they can destroy the puppy's red blood cells and cause anemia! ”

Every time Xiao Ding returned the cured sick dog to the owner, he always had to tell all kinds of precautions from the beginning, and my ears could hear the calluses.

To the surprise of the rich woman, I answered so fluently that she immediately looked at me and patted the empty seat on her right:

"Sit down, young man! It seems that you are our own head, and it is not much worse for dogs and people, and it is not much worse for people. ”

That's not necessarily, I thought so and sat on the right side of the rich woman, my father has a foreign translation of the novel "Angel's Wrath", in which there is a mafia boss, the true love of his life is a dog he raised when he was a child, but killing people is cold-blooded and ruthless, in his mind, human life is really worse than dog life.

But the mafia boss famously said, "The only drawback of a dog is that it dies." Despite the paranoia, all owners who have experienced the death of their pet dog will empathize, so they have a little more sympathy for this mafia leader.

"I also like the wolf dog," the rich woman said to Shusha as if she had no match, "although it is not as clumsy and cute as mine, but it is majestic enough to take out, and the German black-backed ones are also very loyal to their owners." ”

Don't talk about wolfdogs in front of me! Rich woman, you pun on it! Who is the German blackback? Believe it or not, I'm angry and bite your stupid family in half!

The squad leader didn't know that Weishenme blushed, and did not continue to talk about the topic with the rich woman, and began to listen to the negotiation again, while looking out the window at the square, trying to find the suspicious second dog carrier.

The Zeng brothers did not say anything about my participation, and now that the police are here, there is not a single volunteer for me.

"No, I can't take it anymore, I have to sit down for a while."

Officer Ma, who stayed up all night, sat next to the Zeng brothers - there were a total of 8 seats at this table, and the 4 seats on the left were occupied by me and the volunteers, so he had to sit on the dog dealer's side, let Boss Zeng squeeze in, and beckoned the policeman Xiao Zhang to sit over.

"Sir, I'll just stand!" Xiao Zhang, who was wearing a police uniform, stood straight, "I am responsible for the forensic video, and the video is the most comprehensive and clear from this angle!" ”

Seeing that Xiao Zhang was full of fighting spirit, Officer Ma did not force it, he leaned back in his chair, took a breath, pointed to the volunteers opposite (mainly me and Ma Huiyu) and said: "You are purely full of food and support, Dongshan City is not enough police, I don't have a good rest today, what if I let the drug dealers run away tomorrow?" ”

"You're an anti-narcotics cop?" Zeng Laoliu was shocked, probably because he thought that the anti-narcotics police often faced retaliation from drug dealers, and unlike ordinary policemen, they basically carried guns with them, so they were a little more afraid.

"No one invited you here!" Ma Huiyu was aggressive on the other side, "If you are sleepy, go home and sleep!" What do you mean when you sit on the side of the dog dealers? ”

"It shows that Officer Ma is fair and selfless!" Zeng Lao Liu patted his ass and said, "It is precisely because you are his sister-in-law that he draws a line with you!" ”

He handed Officer Ma a filter, "Do you want a cigarette?" ”

"No," Officer Ma refused with a wave of his hand, and pointed to the sign on the wall of the restaurant, "No smoking here, don't smoke in front of these ladies." ”

Zeng Lao Liu touched a soft nail and put away the cigarette case in a daze.

As a result, his brother Zeng Lao drank a lot of wine, and his hands and feet were a little disadvantaged, and when he was holding the wine bottle, he accidentally touched Zeng Lao Liu, and touched the cigarette box that had just been put in his pocket to the ground.

Zeng Lao Liu bent down to pick up the cigarette case, because of the darkness under the table, I immediately remembered that in addition to helping the squad leader, I also had another purpose to show off the multi-functional Swiss Army knife this time, so I hurriedly said: "I have a flashlight, do you need to light it?" ”

Ma Huiyu, the rich woman and the squad leader all had a slight puzzlement at my sudden show of favor to the dog dealer, and Zeng Lao Liu also felt that I was a weasel to give a New Year's greeting to the chicken, and I didn't have a good heart, I didn't use my flashlight, and I picked up the cigarette case in the dark.

"Just give them 50,000 yuan and put this matter over." Officer Ma closed his eyes slightly, and with a nervous breakdown, he tapped two fingers on the table.

"Didn't you say 100,000 yuan?" Zeng Lao Liu hurriedly interjected.

"Don't be too greedy," Officer Ma glanced back at Zeng Lao Liu, "I came here to make peace because of the director's explanation, and I sold a cart of dogs for 40,000 yuan, which can be sold for 50,000 yuan, and I also save money on gas, are you still not satisfied?" ”

"Who said ......" Boss Zeng raised his head drunkenly, "although the dog in the car can only buy 40,000 ...... now"

Zeng Lao Liu hurriedly bumped his elbow and made Zeng Lao shut up.

Suspicious indeed! The squad leader guessed that the Zeng brothers did not fill the big truck, and they had to add more dogs halfway, which is probably correct! And those dogs are not legally bred and transported! I'm afraid they are all pet dogs stolen from all over Dongshan City! Maybe their owners are worried about the theft of their pets!

Ma Huiyu and Shu Sha exchanged glances, Shu Sha worked harder to observe the situation in the square, and it is said that several volunteers, including Xiao Ding, were also informed of the possibility of another dog carrier, and they also paid extra attention.

However, volunteers like Xu Fupo, who are easily excited, don't know about it, and don't tell them so as not to startle the snake.

"80,000," Zeng Lao Liu bargained, "Our brother wants a little less for the sake of Officer Ma's face, if you agree, we will even give you the dog cage!" ”

As he spoke, he reached out to take the sales contract that Ma Huiyu pressed under his arm, this contract was printed in the format early in the morning, and the volunteers were familiar with the road, knowing that for the legally transported breeding dogs, they could only buy and not rob them openly, otherwise they would be robbed of other people's property and would be punished by law.

I didn't really care if the transaction price was 40,000 or 80,000, anyway, the Niu I didn't know cost money, so I reached out to touch the multi-functional Swiss Army knife in my trouser pocket, and said enthusiastically: "Do you need a signature pen?" I've got a pen here! ”

It made the people at the table look at me strangely, Ma Huiyu pressed the sales contract under his arm and didn't let Zeng Lao Liu take it, and said coldly:

"This Shusha's classmate, I haven't agreed to the other party's offer yet, and I have my own signature pen."

I stumbled back with half of the Swiss Army knife I had pulled out, and after calming down a little, I felt that I should not hope for the negotiations to end sooner, but should delay as long as possible, otherwise I would find another dog carrier and the hope of rescuing the pet dogs would be even slimmer.

"Hmph, do you still want 80,000? What a lion's mouth! The rich woman commented, "If you want me to say, you should donate all the dogs!" ”

", donate me...... I drink the northwest wind! Zeng Lao Liu was about to be impulsive again, Zeng Lao Liu saw that his brother's tongue was big after drinking, so he hurriedly held Zeng Lao Da down and asked him to talk less.

"I'm doing this for your good," the rich woman said in a very angry tone, "you are doing a life-threatening business, and most of your next life will be reincarnated as pigs, cows, and sheep, and you will end up with these meat on your plate. ”

"Yin De has a fart! We want money! Boss Zeng said another sentence in the end, and raised his big fist to the table.

"Big brother, don't quarrel with them, there are police here, and they won't let us suffer." Zeng Lao Liu used this sentence to remind his brother that it was unwise to resort to violence in front of Officer Ma, who was likely to have a gun, and it was also a bit of a knock on Officer Ma, so that Officer Ma would not favor his relatives.

Boss Zeng snorted, picked out a toothpick from the toothpick holder on the table, and began to pick his teeth with his teeth exposed.

I suddenly had an idea that my Swiss Army Knife also contained stainless steel toothpicks, so I eagerly pulled out the Swiss Army Knife, found the flossing component, and opened my mouth to pick my teeth in front of everyone - although I rinsed my mouth after breakfast, there was no shredded meat stuffed between my teeth like Zeng's boss.

Huh? Why don't you envy me for having such a tool? Although it is a bit inconvenient to use a 111 mm Swiss Army knife to pick my teeth, why don't any of you ask me a word about what I am holding? When you ask, I'm so showy!

Squad leader, squad leader, you go back! You see what I'm doing! Weishenme is more focused looking out the window? Do you think I'm too embarrassed and start pretending you don't know me?

Even the drunk Boss Zeng thought that I was provoking by imitating him to pick my teeth when I didn't have anything stuffed between my teeth.