The third part of the unity of gods and demons is fifty negative distances
fifty
Negative distance
Wang Yuankun smiled, hugged Shu Xiaomei, who was frowning, and said, "Alas, at this time, it would be nice to have a cigarette!" ”
Shu Xiaomei's brows furrowed again, as if she didn't understand what it meant, and asked, "What?" ”
Wang Yuankun put his arm around her and pinched her body, and said, "As the saying goes, a cigarette afterwards will beat the living immortals!" ”
"Do you still smoke?" Shu Xiaomei's nose was naan, and it was obvious that she was uncomfortable somewhere.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Wang Yuankun laughed lewdly a few times, and then said, "I don't wash, but it's written like this in books, and it's also played like this on TV!" ”
"You can do it, you have killed people, and it hurts so much!" Shu Xiaomei bit her lower lip, her painful eyes blinking.
"Don't you feel it, is this called pain and happiness!" Wang Yuankun said crepe.
"Okay, okay, you get out of here, I'll rest for a while!" As she spoke, Shu Xiaomei pulled down Wang Yuankun's hand, pulled over a quilt, and wrapped it around herself.
"Oh, sister, you're pulling that ruthless!" Wang Yuankun said seriously.
"Pull out what, you say!" Shu Xiaomei suddenly twisted the flesh on Wang Yuankun's arm.
"Whoa, I was wrong, I was wrong!" Wang Yuankun hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Hurry up, the old lady needs to rest for a while!" After saying that, she lay down wrapped in the quilt.
"Hey, I was still this girl just now, and now I'm an old lady!" Wang Yuankun pouted and said.
"You have to take care of it!" With that, she turned her face to the inside of the bed.
Wang Yuankun laughed.
"What are you laughing at, get out of here!" Shu Xiaomei said unceremoniously.
Wang Yuankun suddenly lay on Shu Xiaomei's body. said: "I think again, I just made a lot of great achievements! ”
"Do you still have merit?" Shu Xiaomei shook her body. wants to drive Wang Yuankun down.
"My credit is definitely not small!" Wang Yuankun shook his head and said.
"Tell me, what credit do you have!" Shu Xiaomei didn't seem to be so uncomfortable anymore. turned her body around, her face turned up, and looked at Wang Yuankun, but her quilt was still wrapped tightly.
Wang Yuankun smiled, lay in front of Shu Xiaomei's face, and whispered: "My least credit is to let a girl." Turned into an old lady! ”
"You!" Shu Xiaomei's hand suddenly stretched out and grabbed Wang Yuankun's ear.
However, Wang Yuankun was one step ahead of her, reached into the quilt first, grabbed her chest, and had to defend herself first.
When Wang Yuankun was pinching comfortably, Shu Xiaomei's resistance stopped suddenly, and then she made a silent action to Wang Yuankun.
"What?" Wang Yuankun's hand was still touching Shu Xiaomei's bed.
"Someone's coming!" Shu Xiaomei whispered.
Wang Yuankun held his breath and listened, there was really a sound outside. So he asked in a low voice: "What kind of place is this, your subordinates are too bold!" ”
"It's not my people, besides, it's my people. Didn't know about this place either! Shu Xiaomei whispered.
"What is this place?" Wang Yuankun heard Shu Xiaomei say this, and then he remembered to ask what kind of place this is.
"This is my comfort zone!" Shu Xiaomei stared at Wang Yuankun.
"Is it hidden?"
"Of course!" Shu Xiaomei was disdainful.
"Cut!" Wang Yuankun took out his hand and said. "If it's really hidden, it can be found by others."
"I couldn't have found it. You've brought it all in! Shu Xiaomei rolled her eyes at Wang Yuankun and said.
"What a joke!" Wang Yuankun was very unimpressed.
"Lord Ghost King, Lord Lord Ghost King!" There was a sudden shouting outside.
"How. You brought it! Shu Xiaomei looked at Wang Yuankun and smiled.
Wang Yuankun shook his head and sighed: "Alas, that can only mean that your place is not hidden enough!" ”
Shu Xiaomei looked at Wang Yuankun with a sneer, and asked rhetorically, "Is it?" You go out and have a look, and you'll talk about it when you come back! ”
"Let's talk, can they hear us?" Wang Yuankun looked at Shu Xiaomei and asked.
Shu Xiaomei shook her head.
"Then I'll go out and drive them all away!" With that, Wang Yuankun got out of bed.
"Hey!" Shu Xiaomei screamed.
"What for!" Wang Yuankun stood still, looked at Shu Xiaomei and asked.
Shu Xiaomei pursed her lips and asked Wang Yuankun with a smile: "You go out like this!" ”
Wang Yuankun looked at his body, then smiled, and said: "Naked feet are not hooligans, whoever looks at them is hooligans!" With that, he walked out.
Shu Xiaomei laughed out loud all of a sudden, and when she saw that Wang Yuankun had walked to the door, she hurriedly called: "Hey, come here, come here, there is a sound hole here." ”
Wang Yuankun quickly stood up, walked to the side of the bed again, and asked, "There!" ”
Shu Xiaomei looked at Wang Yuankun's naked body and said, "Turn around!" ”
"What for?" Wang Yuankun asked Shu Xiaomei in surprise.
Shu Xiaomei smiled and said, "I don't want to be a hooligan!" ”
"Really?" Wang Yuankun smiled ambiguously and said, "I want to be a hooligan!" Then he grabbed the quilt on Shu Xiaomei's body.
"What are you doing!" Shu Xiaomei sat on the bed, pressing the corners of the quilt with both hands.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Wang Yuankun laughed dryly.
Shu Xiaomei rolled her eyes, then pointed to the back of the door, and said, "Just press that one open!" ”
Wang Yuankun smiled, walked over, stretched out his hand and pressed on a spit place, and then, the wall next to him flipped over, revealing a large round hole.
Wang Yuankun looked at Shu Xiaomei, and Shu Xiaomei nodded.
"Who's out there?" Wang Yuankun asked in a low voice.
"Lord Ghost King, we are ordered by Lord Xiangye to take Lord Ghost King back to the palace." A man outside replied.
"Got it, you guys go back first!" Wang Yuankun said.
"Yes, Lord Oni." After the man agreed, he asked again, "I wonder if the Ghost King is safe?" ”
"Hahahaha, do you think anyone here can hurt me?" Wang Yuankun said coldly.
"The subordinates are ignorant, please punish the ghost king!" Listening to the voice, you know that the one outside must be kneeling.
"Forgive your innocence, go back first!" Wang Yuankun's words became very kind.
"Thank you, Lord Ghost King!" When the man finished speaking, he heard hurried footsteps.
"Oops!" Shu Xiaomei whispered to him on the bed.
"What for?" Wang Yuankun turned his face to Shu Xiaomei and asked in a low voice.
Shu Xiaomei gestured with both hands on her body.
"Do you want me to touch it?" Wang Yuankun whispered, and tiptoed towards Shu Xiaomei.
"Get out!" Shu Xiaomei scolded angrily, and then said, "You don't want clothes, why do you really go out naked!" ”
Wang Yuankun laughed suddenly, he immediately walked to the round hole and shouted outside: "Slow! ”
The footsteps outside, which had faded away, suddenly stopped.
"Leave me another coat!" Wang Yuankun said outside.
"Yes, Lord Oni!" The outside promised.
"Let's go, don't come here for a while, this is a forbidden area!" Wang Yuankun suddenly said sternly to the outside.
"Yes, Lord Oni!"
Wang Yuankun looked at Shu Xiaomei with a smile, winked at her, and licked his lips frivolously.
"Hooligans!" Shu Xiaomei looked at Wang Yuankun with a smile.
"Hey, hey, hey, since you say I'm a hooligan, then I'll be a hooligan and show you!" As he spoke, Wang Yuankun rubbed his hands obscenely and walked to the bedside.
"What are you going to do?" Shu Xiaomei screamed, and suddenly the whole person fell into the bed.
"I just want to have a negative distance contact with you!" As he spoke, Wang Yuankun lifted the quilt and got into it. (To be continued.) )