303 Pillow guest, is it love or a concubine

On Valentine's Day, Han Xu and Luo Lixuan did spend the night in the guild hall, but Han Xu guessed the opening but not the ending......

The two of them had at least one and a half cases of beer that day, as well as several bottles of red wine and white wine, and according to the amount of alcohol poisoning, two thousand glasses were drunk without getting drunk. It's just that there was a little accident in it. Luo Lixuan is an ice elf! Water is directly absorbed, alcohol is directly broken down and eliminated from the body through breathing, okay? Not to mention wine, even Heding Red is no different from boiled water in her opinion!

Vaguely, Han Xu remembered that he should have really drunk high, hugged Luo Lixuan's waist and cried wolf, and asked her to call the queen to come...... Paralyzed, shameful and embarrassed!

The next morning, just after dawn, Han Xu's brows moved, and he opened his eyes in a daze. The first reaction is a headache, a normal phenomenon of hangovers, understandable. But what does this lump of ice mean when it seals me inside?

Just wanted to raise his hand, but didn't move, Han Xu turned his head to see that Luo Lixuan was wearing pajamas, and the pillow didn't know where she had thrown it, and he was sleeping with his arms on his pillow at this time, from Han Xu's point of view...... Well, friendly reminder, don't buy women's pajamas made of thin gauze, although they are very comfortable to wear, but they really can't block the view.

If there is a ditch, it will be hot, and I don't wear a fat ...... Do you think I'm going to tell you about these privacy! Although Han Xu felt that this beautiful scenery was pleasing to the eye, his reason told him that there was something big about it.

Didn't she say she hates males, how could she sleep in my bed! It's naturally great to have a beautiful woman in the same bed, but the problem is that this product is an ice elf! Do you understand the invisible roots of the end of the world! thought that when the stone was lost, she cried a little and the Yellow River burst the embankment; Now she was going to know that she had slept with her. Wrong! It's sleeping in the same bed with yourself......

Han Xu felt empathy, and felt that she might have to kneel today, even if she couldn't kill herself, the probability of harming herself was almost 100%. It's normal for a woman to have a little temper, but she's not a woman! What will happen then? Han Xu thought about it, and two green tendons jumped on his forehead. The better result is the perfect restoration of "The Day After Tomorrow", and the bad result is directly the live version of "Ice Age...... Damn, it's really fun now!

Han Xu's eyes rolled, and he suddenly felt that the top priority was to take the thirty-six plan as the best plan, and then withdraw first!

With a shake of his body, he silently smashed the big ice. Han Xu carefully pulled his arm out. Didn't pull ...... Luo Lixuan muttered something dissatisfied, but his hands hugged his arms even harder.

Queen, don't play! Bodhisattva bless her, but don't wake up! It doesn't matter if you open your eyes, it's all mankind that will be destroyed! Han Xu couldn't find the tear ducts. I must have been crying at this moment.

Han Xu leaned over and carefully broke her hands one by one. Just removed ten fingers. He exhaled slightly, and before he could pull his arm out, Han Xu's whole body froze. less than ten centimeters from his head. Luo Lixuan looked at him expressionlessly, his eyes calm as if he were looking at a dead man......

Han Xu's scalp exploded, and it took his brain three-quarters of a second to think of a solution, and a quarter of a second to make a decision. Han Xu was so witty, the journey was a vast and boundless sea of stars, how could he be knocked down by such a small problem! I saw him stole the bell with lightning speed, kissed her on the face, and said softly in her ear, "Your Excellency, this is today's festival, please accept it." ”

The tips of Luo Lixuan's ears turned red all of a sudden, and in the next second, the half-disconnected woman lying on the bed disappeared, and Han Xu's head was frozen into an ice lump with a 'snap'......

Since the day of the fight, Han Xu has always felt that he is very great, and he can be regarded as a person who saves the world! Superheroes? Phew, who is rare to be with them, he is a super hooligan!

Han Xu was embarrassed to ask Leng Huiping the reason, first, he couldn't afford to lose that person, and second, the matter was really meaningless.

After thinking about it later, Han Xu made a bold guess that it should be her voluntary will for Luo Lixuan to sleep in the same bed with herself, at least she was not disgusted! The proof of this is that she sealed herself in ice...... Well, although it is abusive in every aspect, it is unlikely that a certain elf will find trouble for himself in turn after he is shy and escaped.

Although he didn't do anything, after all, he had slept in the same bed, and his body was also seen by himself, Han Xu felt sad when he thought of this. It was less than 24 hours after the personal debt was repaid, and it became a love debt in the blink of an eye......

It's cool to die, and in the blink of an eye, the crematorium! Drinking is a mistake!

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"Han Xu Han Xu, I'm so bored." Who else can talk to Han Xu in such a coquettish tone, but Yue'er?

"I'm bored to go to a man to play shame and tell me what to do." Han Xu replied nonchalantly while driving.

"Didn't you come to you, last time you didn't sit still, I like you very much." Yue'er's voice was lazy, with an indescribable temptation.

"Let's talk about your boredom."

"You boring man." Yue'er snorted, and then said with bad intentions, "I decided to send a mission to reward you." ”

"Don't make excuses for your boredom." Turn left, "By the way, can I refuse?" ”

"Reward or punishment."

Han Xu parked the car, "Why do I have an ominous premonition about your reward. ”

"Why, dear, how could I harm you." Yue'er's voice was sweet and greasy.

"Wicked, shut up!" Han Xu rubbed his temples, "Let's talk about people, okay?" ”

"Hee-hee, do you want to know what you'll get paid for completing the mission?" Yue'er lured it with profit.

"If I could refuse this mission, I'd rather not be paid." Han Xu tried to make a last-ditch effort.

"Thinking too much!" Yue'er smiled slyly, "I know you have a fragment of the Smoke and Rain, right?" ”

"Hmm, that palm? I'm sorry, but I hardly use it. ”

"The palm of the fart." Yue'er despises. "I don't blame you for your Chinese teacher dying early. This fragment is the palm technique, and the other fragment is the body technique, and the two are combined into one set of swordsmanship. Li Bai, just chanted poems against that, and other people's secret skills are not passed on. ”

Han Xu thought about it, as if he had mentioned it before, but he was obviously not interested in it, so if Yue'er didn't mention it, his brain cells would not think of it. Well, provided he has brains......

"Isn't it amazing?"

"Hey. You hate that tone, you know. If I hadn't been able to reach you, my big mouth would have killed you. Yue'er was unceremoniously, "Although this kind of thing is a fragment, it is not a mortal thing, if it weren't for the back door that Ah Li asked me to open for you." I'm too lazy to give it to you! You're good. Do you use it more than 10 times? ”

Han Xu wrenched his fingers and calculated. It doesn't seem to be. "Your golden finger is too secretive, and you don't say hello. Besides, this thing doesn't appeal to me. ”

"It's not a big deal. There are a lot of problems. Yue'er sighed, "If you complete this mission beautifully, I can help you find its body technique, and the combined sword technique is very powerful." ”

Han Xu, who was walking home, paused. This can be there! Two days ago, he figured out two new functions, one was a short spear flying spear, and the other was a sword. Although Dazi also records a lot of swordsmanship in Guangtong Miaofa, but to be honest, there are very few high-end ones, and he just lacks a powerful attack skill, and Yue'er is a relief in the snow.

"Hey, if you don't speak, it means you're excited." Yue'er Ghost Elf smiled, "Also, don't worry. The Regent function was previously added by Hades to the Lord, and I originally wanted to control your every move in this way, but judging from the frequency of your use, it doesn't mean much. He's forgotten about it for so long, so what he left with you is a chicken rib, and I don't think I would like to use it if it were me. However, I can help you solve this problem, I can help you find a cheat, so that you can merge the two, as for whether you can seize the opportunity, it depends on your character. ”

Han Xu smiled and said nothing. Regent or something, it's just an ornament, it's bad for others, oh, maybe it's a little useful, but like she said, it doesn't mean much. For this reward, Han Xu said that it is dispensable. However, looking at Yue'er's posture, it is clear that she wants to experiment with herself. Han Xu knew it, but he didn't have anything to lose, so why bother to demolish her?

"I'm curious about me so thoughtfully, what task are you going to give me?"

"Hey, it's easy and difficult for you." Yue'er said with a smile, "Within a month, I want you to deal with ten ghosts, whether you are exceeding, exterminating, subduing or contracting, that is your business." But one thing you have to keep in mind is that you are not allowed to use force! This is the first link in the task chain, you have to give me a satisfactory answer, little black and white, they still expect you to help share their worries. ”

"Don't use the two of them as shields, I don't believe that the two of them don't use force when they catch ghosts!" After Han Xu finished speaking viciously, he said with disdain, "I think such conditions are purely to satisfy your own bad taste, you are really boring!" Next time I go to hell, I'm going to spank you. ”

"Well, here you come! As long as you can satisfy me, let alone spanking, I don't mind anything else. Yue'er grinned, "Dear, you have a nosebleed." ”

Han Xu reflexively touched his nose, and then smiled bitterly. She could only talk to herself and couldn't see herself, and she was unconsciously put on the table again. In front of a demon like her, Han Xu was truly ashamed of his clumsy IQ.

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Hanging up the communication with Han Xu, Yue'er lay on her back on the bed, rolled over and over again, and suddenly got out of the quilt, "Hehe, I have to play now." ”

"That is, he spoils you." Mo Li leaned back in his chair and looked at the book, and said without raising his head.

"Huh?"

"What really binds him is the whole underworld, and you are only the intermediary responsible for him. I think he already knew about this when he came back this time, do you really think that he is as foolish as he seems on the surface, and he doesn't know anything? Mo Li chuckled, "If it weren't for spoiling you, at this stage, even if he didn't complete your task, it wouldn't have much actual impact on him." ”

"Hey, it smells so much vinegar. He doesn't spoil you too. Yue'er got out of the quilt, flashed behind Mo Li, hugged her by the waist, and began to move her hand up, "Concubine Ai has been paying more and more attention to him recently, and the widow is very unhappy, I just have time today, why don't we do something embarrassing together!" Ah, it looks like it's big again. ”

"Don't! Itch ......" Mo Li's voice was soft and sounded extremely attractive.

Yue'er hugged Mo Li and turned around, the two fell on the big bed with a puff, Yue'er turned over and rode on Mo Li's body, and Mo Li looked at each other with a pair of wild eyes, "Aifei, are you begging me?" ”

A blush appeared on Mo Li's face, and he turned his head silently.

"Since Concubine Ai didn't speak, the widow had to do it himself." Yue'er reached out and hooked her chin, and a pair of red lips slowly moved up......

A roll of red tulle fell quietly, covering the boundless spring color in between, but it was difficult to hide the low moan like water and song......

Drunk Shaohua cup of wine, not melancholy is madness. Xinyue Jun Xijun doesn't know, you are a mandarin duck and I am a man. (To be continued......)