Chapter 1034: True and False
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"You little bastard...... Comrade Li Guiying's face turned black at that time, "You wait for the old lady......"
"See??" The girl smirked, "Are you going to cure me??" ”
"You both get out of ......," Comrade Li Guiying roared angrily.
"Qin Canglong......" The girl stood up slowly, "Let's go home......" said and pretended to walk out.
"Why is it Qin Canglong?? Who changed my son's last name?? At this time, Comrade Nie Shenzhou came back with an excited face.
"Husband......" Comrade Li Guiying directly threw herself into Comrade Nie Shenzhou's arms, and cried aggrievedly, "Your baby son and your daughter-in-law have teamed up to bully me......"
"Oh hey......" the girl immediately screamed, "It's so meaty......"
"Goosebumps are falling to the ground, my mother, can you be a little more disciplined?? This is in front of your son and your daughter-in-law......" Nie Canglong's body trembled and said with a frightened expression.
"It's nothing in front of the two of us, the key is that this little girl is not ......" The girl pointed to the little girl who was watching with relish on the side, and couldn't help but shake her head slightly, "The flowers of the motherland, let you water this pot of dung, it will be precocious......"
"Okay, okay......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou smiled a little embarrassedly, and pushed away his daughter-in-law with an aggrieved face, "You are both alive, this is a good thing, hurry up, let's sit down and discuss the matter of marriage, this delay is a thousand years, I'm afraid my son is crazy......"
"I'm not crazy...... Nie Canglong suddenly smirked, "I can still stand it, isn't it just getting married?" I'm not in a hurry......"
"If you say that, then I'm not in a hurry......" The girl rolled her eyes suddenly.
"Ahem...... Comrade Nie Shenzhou coughed twice and glanced at his son, "I said son." It's not you ......"
"It's my ......" At this time, a man who looked like Nie Canglong walked in, and looked at Nie Canglong at first sight, "Hello eldest brother, my name is Nie Cangshan, I am your younger brother, please take care of ...... for the first time."
"Ah......" Nie Canglong was a little stupid, and nodded instinctively, "I'll take care of you......"
"Great sister-in-law. When you see your cute little brother-in-law, aren't you going to give him some gifts? Nie Cangshan glanced at Aunt Qin with a smile and said.
"Gifts??" The girl was stunned for a moment, and took out a beautiful feather from her arms, "This is for you, let me tell you, this is my favorite feather, I am reluctant to give it to you......"
"......" The corners of Nie Cangshan's mouth suddenly twitched. This sister-in-law is really not an ordinary person, she is so shameless and naked, and she is definitely the only one in the whole world.
"I'm telling you, don't look at my favorite thing. But if I send it away, I will never take it back again......" The girl handed the feather to Nie Cangshan with a smile, "You can take it with confidence, I promise that I will not retaliate against your ...... afterwards"
"Goo......" Nie Cangshan couldn't help but swallow his saliva. took over my sister-in-law's favorite feather, "Then, I'll thank my sister-in-law......"
It's been so obvious. If he dares not to accept it, he will wait for revenge afterwards.
"Be sure to keep it safe...... the girl was immediately happy, "I'll check it from time to time......"
"Don't worry......" Nie Cangshan was about to cry, "I will take good care of it, and promise not to disappoint my sister-in-law......"
"My younger brother, it's very cute......" Nie Canglong is quite satisfied with his younger brother's attitude, this kid knows current affairs and is a handsome man.
"Your wife is being bullied, you don't care, and now your youngest son is being bullied again, don't you care??" Comrade Li Guiying glanced at her husband and said with a sneer.
"What do I care??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou smiled helplessly, "My sons are almost a thousand years old, and I have already been weaned......"
"Boy, I heard that you are going to marry a daughter-in-law, what is the name of your daughter-in-law?? Do I know?? Aunt Qin patted Nie Cangshan's shoulder and said with a big grin.
"Sister-in-law......" Nie Cangshan couldn't help but swallow his saliva, his figure involuntarily took two steps back, and his face showed a hint of horror, "My daughter-in-law should know, her surname is Zhao, her name is Zhao Yanran......"
"Should I know?? Does it have anything to do with Zhao Chuanxi?? The girl frowned and said.
"Yanran is Su Yun's son......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou sighed, "Tell me, who is this kid who is not good??" I have to look at Chuan Xi's daughter, but there is a difference between them......"
"Boy, you are coquettish enough to seduce the little girl...... the girl immediately became happy, patted the little uncle on the shoulder vigorously, and said.
"What seduces little girl??" Comrade Li Guiying began to grit his teeth, "Yanran is fifteen years older than Cangshan......"
"That's the old cow eating the tender grass??" The girl immediately sighed, "Xiaoshanzi, you must have lacked maternal love since you were a child, otherwise, you wouldn't have been able to have such a heavy ......."
"I'll just say he lacks maternal love, right??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his unlucky daughter-in-law, "After giving birth to Xiaoshan, you don't even care, do you say you're still a mother?" If I hadn't been reluctant, I'd have to kill you......"
"Oh my mother......" the girl suddenly exclaimed, "What's the matter??" Why is it so cold?? I'm getting goosebumps all over my body......"
"The two of them are like this, they show their affection without incident...... Nie Canglong sighed helplessly, "It's a pity that I haven't learned such a skill after so many years, so that now I am still single, sad, sorry......"
"Okay......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou waved his hand, "Xiaoshan has never been married to your eldest brother, so he has never agreed to marry Yanran, and now that you are alive, you two will do the wedding together......"
"Little green snake, congratulations...... the girl immediately smiled and said hello to the man.
"Joy and joy......" Nie Canglong was happy to see his eyebrows, after so many years, he finally came out.
"What's the same joy??" The girl was stunned for a moment, "Why can't I understand what you say??" ”
"I think you really owe ...... beating," Nie Canglong said with a glaring eye.
"Pretending to be ......" Comrade Li Guiying sneered, "Pretending to be ...... hard"
"I don't understand...... girl winked. "What do you mean by that?" ”
"Are you in the mood to rob relatives there??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "I don't care, I've always respected traditions......"
"Phew......" the girl rolled her eyes, "You haven't proposed to me, why should I marry you??" ”
"Honey, marry me......" Nie Canglong knelt on the ground at that time, and as soon as his hand flipped over, a bouquet of roses appeared in his hand, "I swear to God." If you fall into the river at the same time as my mother, I will definitely save you first and give my father the chance to save my mother as a hero......"
"Oh my God......" Nie Cangshan was stupid at the time, "Brother, you are too good, I only dare to think about this kind of thing, I will never dare to say it......"
"I'm going fucking crazy...... Comrade Li Guiying immediately went crazy, "What kind of son is this grandma??" ”
"Little Green Snake...... "The girl took the man's rose." I personally agree to your proposal, but you also know that I am a lady. My father is in charge of marriage......"
"Your father has already agreed...... Nie Canglong hurriedly said.
"When did my dad agree??" The girl rolled her eyes, "You haven't even asked my father, how do you know that my father agreed??" ”
"Your father asked me to marry Qin Si's mother-in-law. As long as I agree, he will marry you to me......" Nie Canglong said triumphantly.
"Little green snake, are you looking for death??" The girl's little face was dark.
"Hehe......" Nie Canglong smiled awkwardly. Why don't we go and ask your dad in person?? ”
"Hmph......" the girl snorted coldly, "I want to go home, far away from you, I ...... annoyed when I see you"
"Let's go, let's ......" Nie Canglong was happy at the time, "I personally protect you, with me, no one can hurt you a hair......"
"No need...... the girl smiled coldly, "Now it's time for me to protect you, I'll let you see how my aunt and grandmother walk the rivers and lakes......"
"Brother and sister-in-law......" Nie Cangshan was about to cry, "Before that, can you settle the matter between me and Yanran first?" ”
"You personally go to Chuanxi and invite Chuanxi to me......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at Nie Canglong and said.
"I invited him??" Nie Canglong frowned, and then touched his wrist, "Where's my computer??" ”
"You crushed it when you died...... the girl pouted, then handed the man a small lamb, "Use this ......"
"Is this the same as my original one??" After Nie Canglong dripped the little wolf's blood and recognized the master, the little wolf's lamb turned into a watch and wrapped around his wrist.
"Of course it's the same...... the girl smirked, "I thought you'd destroy the biocomputer, so when I first bred it, it was bred in double copies......"
"Chuanxi, take your girl named Yanran, and roll over to Lao Tzu......" Nie Canglong connected to Zhao Chuanxi's biological computer and roared loudly.
"Brother......" Zhao Chuanxi suddenly screamed in surprise, "You are really alive, hahaha, when I first heard the news, I thought it was a rumor, you wait, I will be there immediately......"
"Brother......" Nie Cangshan grunted and swallowed his saliva, "Can you be polite to my father-in-law?" You're cool, what if he bullies me with his identity in the future?? ”
"Don't worry......" Nie Canglong smiled, "If he bullies you, you will suffer ......"
"......" Nie Cangshan was messy at that time, and this brother seemed to be a little ...... Not very reliable.
"Don't worry......" The girl patted her brother-in-law on the shoulder, "As long as you carry a long worm with you, your father-in-law won't dare to do anything to you......"
"Really??" Nie Cangshan cried at that time, "My father-in-law will come in a while, you must not be surprised, don't be surprised......"
"Brother......" Zhao Chuanxi came quickly, just in the blink of an eye, he came to the Nie family, "You are really alive, and your sister-in-law, it's really good......"
"This, this, this, this ......," Nie Canglong saw Zhao Chuanxi. At that time, I was dumbfounded, although Zhao Chuanxi's appearance at this time was still the same as before, but the dress made people shudder, a python robe, the huge python embroidery, looked quite hideous, lifelike, and even more terrifying, on his two wrists. There were two small black snakes wrapped around each of them.
"Are you stunned by the way I look??" Zhao Chuanxi smiled proudly, "I'm not afraid of snakes anymore, snakes are completely my pets, how about it?" I haven't seen you for a thousand years, isn't it impressive?? ”
"You two little black snakes, they're really terrifying, can you show me??" The girl stared at Zhao Chuanxi's two little black snakes, and their eyes lit up.
"Of course......" Zhao Chuanxi triumphantly dragged the two little black snakes off his wrists. He handed it to his sister-in-law with a big grin, "These are two alien varieties, I see that they are beautiful, so I will take them with me to play." It's been three hundred years......"
"It's so beautiful...... the girl stroked the two little black snakes, and sighed incessantly, "It's so beautiful......
"Sister-in-law......" Zhao Chuanxi smiled proudly, "These two little snakes have been with me for three hundred years." In my eyes, it's like a relative, otherwise, I will definitely give it to you......"
"No, I don't have to. Compared to the black snake, I prefer the green snake and the white snake......" The girl pursed her lips and returned the two little snakes to Zhao Chuanxi.
"If you let Mei Mei hear this, she should be sad again......" Zhao Chuanxi wrapped the snake around his wrist and said with a smile.
"Where's your daughter??" The girl glanced at Zhao Chuanxi and said with a sneer.
"Regarding my daughter's matter, I think so, let's have our own opinions, whether Xiaoshan is my son-in-law or not, you and my brother will always be my brother and sister-in-law, this will never ......change" Zhao Chuanxi hurriedly said.
"Chuanxi, you're finished......" Nie Canglong sneered.
"Huh??" Zhao Chuanxi was stunned, "Brother, what do you mean??" ”
"Hmph......" Nie Canglong smiled coldly, stretched out his hand and pointed at Zhao Chuanxi's wrist, the two small snakes on his wrist actually followed his arm and began to crawl into his clothes.
"Ah......" Zhao Chuanxi suddenly screamed, then rolled his eyes, and passed out directly to the ground, foaming at the mouth.
"You said you ......" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl helplessly, "You're too bad......"
"Who told him to make two fake snakes to show off??" The girl took out two small black snakes from her cuffs and threw them on the ground.
"This is fake??" Nie Cangshan picked up the two snakes and fiddled with them in his hands, "Isn't that right??" Isn't this a real snake?? ”
"It's a biochemical product, your eyesight is too bad, it's the same mother, how did you become a dragon brother and a rat brother??" The girl rolled her eyes.
"Uh......" Nie Cangshan was suddenly embarrassed, "My brother and I can't compare ......"
"Dad......" At this time, a woman who resembled Bai Suyun stumbled in, and when she saw Zhao Chuanxi who was foaming at the mouth on the ground, she immediately screamed and pounced, "What's wrong with you??" Dad, wake up......"
"Yanran ......" Nie Cangshan grinned, "Your father is scared of the snake, hurry up and take the snake away for him......"
"You are talking nonsense...... Zhao Yanran's eyes were red, "how could my father be afraid of snakes??" My dad likes snakes the most, otherwise he could marry my mom? You must have bullied my dad......"
"Sister-in-law......" Nie Cangshan immediately looked at his sister-in-law for help.
"Oops...... "The girl smiled evilly, "You're Yanran, aren't you??" Looks like your mother......"
"Hmph......" Zhao Yanran is a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers, and her impression of Aunt Qin's grandmother only stays in the legend, and there is no fear that goes deep into the cracks of the bones at all.
"The little kid has a pretty big temper...... the girl shook her head slightly, "Don't you really know that your father is afraid of snakes??" ”
"My dad is not afraid of snakes......" Zhao Yanran said stubbornly.
"Your father is not afraid of fake snakes...... Nie Cangshan handed the two fake snakes to Zhao Yanran, "Take a look for yourself, this is the snake ...... your father is not afraid of"
"This and this ......" Zhao Yanran took over the two little black snakes, and was dumbfounded at the time, her mother is a snake, she naturally has snake blood, and she found out as soon as she got started, these two snakes look exactly the same as snakes, but the genes are a mammal.
"My sister-in-law replaced these two fake snakes with two real snakes, so your father was scared ......" Nie Cangshan felt quite embarrassed, this Zhao Chuanxi is his father-in-law after all.
"Then you're not going to catch the snake for him??" Zhao Yanran glared at Aunt Qin's grandmother, and began to lose her temper with Nie Cangshan, this son-in-law was not qualified at all.
"I'm ......" Nie Cangshan's face was flushed, "I see your father scared like this, I'm also a little scared......"
"Hurry up and catch it......" Zhao Yanran had already felt the two snakes swimming in her father's clothes, and immediately screamed.
"Catch it......" Nie Cangshan scratched the back of his head and said.
"I'm also a little scared......" Zhao Yanran blushed and gritted her teeth.
"Why are you still scared?? Isn't your mother a snake? The corners of Nie Cangshan's mouth twitched and said.
"My mother is a snake, so I'm not afraid, right?" Zhao Yanran glared at Nie Cangshan angrily, "When you meet a bad person, why are you still afraid??" Your parents are human ......."
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