Chapter 987: False Alarm
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"I said life and death, it's a desperate fight with aliens, not a computer when people are ......killed," Yun Zhongzi said angrily.
"Then I can't help it......" Zhao Chuanxi smiled faintly and said helplessly.
"You are really your master's good apprentice...... "Yunzhongzi Daoist sighed, "Chuan Xi, Master thinks that it is actually more appropriate for you to entrust this task to you, after all, you are the child's uncle, and the people of Daode Villa know that the child is with you, so there will be no overreaction ......"
"Sister Feng knows what to say, and she won't have an overreaction, she will let me add clothes to the child when it's cold, fan the child when it's hot, and don't forget to ......eat the child in the morning, noon and evening," Zhao Chuanxi rolled his eyes and said.
"Let's not tell her, if you take the child to the Fantasy World Realm, we will say that the child is in our hands, so won't we fool Sister Feng'er??" Cloud Neutron Daoist said.
"Your idea is not rancid at all...... Zhao Chuanxi shook his head slightly, "It's all stinky, it stinks, you say she believes it??" What if she contacted the child's grandparents? ”
"Then what do you say??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi was immediately angry, "Even when Aunt Qin was alive, it was not as difficult to talk as you ......"
"This matter, you just leave it to my brother......" Zhao Chuanxi smiled faintly, "It's like an old nest or something, my brother is the best......
"Your brother is a fool now, right??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes, "He didn't lose himself, thank God......"
"Do you really think my brother is going to lose himself??" Zhao Chuanxi glanced at Daoist Yun Zhongzi, "Master, your heart is not pure......
"I ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief's old face turned red at that time, and he thought about it. Nie Canglong has a space door, and he can't lose it anywhere.
"Master......" Zhao Chuanxi shook his head slightly, "If you are for all mankind, then let me tell you, we are still masters and apprentices, if you are for the highest authority of the biological company, then I tell you, our master-apprentice fate will end today......" said with his figure flashing. The whole person disappeared without a trace.
"What if it's both?" Cloud Neutron Dao Elder roared.
"It's also a second ......" The figure of the middle-aged beautiful woman who followed Zhao Chuanxi flashed and disappeared without a trace.
"Senior brother, senior brother......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Elder sighed, "You did something wrong......
"Really??" A white-haired old Taoist priest appeared beside Daoist Yunzhongzi, "Senior brother, do you think you did something wrong for your brother?" ”
"You did something wrong...... "Daoist Yunzhongzi looked at the old Taoist. I couldn't help but sigh, "Our Wudang Mountain is a place outside the square. You shouldn't be involved in these dusty things......"
"You're wrong...... old Taoist priest shook his head slightly. If you don't enter the WTO, how can you be born?? The influence of biological companies on the whole human race is too great, and it is necessary to curb its edge, which is the way to develop, otherwise. It's not a good thing for humans, it's not good for bio-companies......"
"Senior brother...... "Daoist Yunzhongzi glanced at the old Daoist, "It's you who are wrong." Your pattern is too low, and your gaze can only see the whole earth, but you can't see the starry sky beyond the earth......"
"Maybe......" the old Taoist priest sighed, "Maybe I'm wrong, but I still insist on my point of view, human beings can't be destroyed in the hands of their own people......"
"You mean to say that humanity cannot be destroyed at the hands of its own people, but it can be destroyed at the hands of aliens?? Senior brother, you are ...... to be flattering," Daoist Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes and said.
"Senior brother, you are sharp-toothed, I can't mean your ......" The old Taoist priest shook his head slightly, "I'll contact my fellow Daoists, and you can provide the whereabouts of the two little ones......"
"Do you really want to kidnap you??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi was stunned for a moment, "Senior brother, it's a bit ...... to do this."
"For the sake of the earth, for the sake of mankind, let's do it next......" The old Taoist priest sighed, "I can't say, I'm going to accept two disciples with great backgrounds in Wudang Mountain......" As he spoke, his figure flashed, and the whole person disappeared without a trace.
"Wudang Mountain is going to kidnap Nie Canglong's children, everyone be careful......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief put his hands to his mouth and roared loudly, and in an instant, the wind and clouds were thunderous, and at least half of the people on the earth heard it.
"Senior brother, you are naughty......" The old Taoist priest who had just left, his figure reappeared in front of the Daoist Master Yunzhongzi, and his face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
"I have been in Wudang Mountain for hundreds of years, and I have never done anything to kidnap tickets, senior brother, for the sake of my reputation in Wudang Mountain for hundreds of years, I will never let you succeed, if you really want to do it, please resign from the position of the master......," Yun Zhongzi said triumphantly.
"Who's going to kidnap you??" Sister Bai appeared beside the two old Daoists with two little dolls, her face was as black as the bottom of the pot, and she put the child on the ground, "It's here, take it away......"
"Are you kidding......" The moment the old Taoist priest saw Sister Bai, the hairs on his body stood up, "I'm joking, I'm not trying to kidnap them, I want to take them as apprentices and pass on my mantle, don't you think that the two of them have excellent qualifications, and they are cultivation wizards who are rare to see in hundreds of years??" ”
"Hehe......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist smiled, but he didn't say anything, the performance of the senior brother made his heart as sweet as drinking honey, you also have today?? Let you be dignified, I'll see if you can fool this aunt and grandmother today.
"Don't worry......" Nie Xiaolong glanced at Sister Bai, "Aunt Bai, Big Mom has already insured me and my sister, once my sister and I are kidnapped, the Dao-level creature brain will self-detonate, and when the time comes, my sister and I will be teleported to the Gu Clan's No. 3 Star, and the people of Daode Villa will receive a text message, asking them to leave the earth within three days......"
"For what??" Sister Bai frowned and asked.
"Because the whole earth will blow itself up, and everyone on the earth will die......," Nie Xiaolong said as a matter of course.
"Hiss......" Sister Bai suddenly gasped, "What you said is true??" ”
"Of course it's true......" Nie Xiaolong nodded and said.
"Dididi......" An electronic sound sounded from the Earth, which seemed to come from the inside of the Earth, "The heir has been kidnapped. The self-destruct program starts, and the countdown begins ......"
Nie Xiaolong and Nie Xiaofeng's bodies flashed with white light, and the two disappeared without a trace.
"This and this, this ......" The old Taoist priest was frightened at that time, his hands and feet were cold, and the whole person was cold from the inside out, "When did I kidnap me??" ”
"Don't worry......" Sister Bai smiled coldly, "Don't you count down??" It's three days......" said him, and his figure flashed, and the whole person disappeared without a trace.
"Senior brother, you are a sinner through the ages......" Daoist Yunzhongzi shook his head slightly. Fortunately, my apprentice has a planet, I have to please my apprentice, and in this half a day, I will have to emigrate......" said with a flash of figure. The whole person disappeared without a trace.
"I'm a sinner...... the old Taoist priest sat down on the ground and cried out loud at the top of his throat.
Just when the old Taoist priest was crying. There is no chaos on the whole earth. In fact, not everyone can hear the electronic sound inside the earth, and there must be a receiver first, which is the biological computer dedicated to Eudud Villa. As for those ordinary people's biological computers, they simply don't have such high permissions.
"It's not that it can't be stopped...... Gu Yichu's figure walked out of the shadows, Haoqi Village was supported by him, and the moment the old Taoist priest appeared. He had already noticed it, in fact, he didn't expect this gang of old guys to be so crazy, he even dared to do kidnapping, and what he didn't expect was that the sister-in-law was even more crazy, as long as the two little guys were kidnapped, let the whole earth come to the burial, who are these people? ?
"What can you do??" The old Taoist priest glanced at Gu Yichu and said with tears in his eyes.
"Sacrifice to the heavens, let the heavens know that we didn't kidnap those two children...... Gu Yichu said lightly.
"Okay??" The old Taoist priest said pitifully.
"If it doesn't work, you have to try, if you don't try, it definitely won't work......" Gu Yichu sighed and said.
"Then try it??" The old Taoist priest has no bottom in his heart, he is frightened by Aunt Qin's grandmother's generosity, how can there be such a person who does not play cards according to the rules? ? threatens the earth at every turn, but if you think about it carefully, it seems that Aunt Qin's grandmother has been dead for many years, and it is said that there are no bones left, and it seems understandable that people are embarrassed.
"I'll go get ready...... Gu Yichu sighed, turned around and walked down the mountain.
"Lao Dao is a sinner...... "The old Taoist priest looked at Gu Yichu's back, and tears flowed down, "Lao Dao is guilty, God, as long as you can extinguish your anger, you want Lao Dao's life, and Lao Dao is willing to ......"
Haoqi Village itself is relatively wealthy, and the preparations for the sacrifice to the heavens will be completed in three or four hours in a word.
The altar is originally there, prepared, just three animal fruits, although not as large as the emperor when he sacrificed to the sky, but the sacrifice is more valuable, three bloody dragon heads are placed on the altar in turn, at a glance on the high-end atmosphere on the grade, all kinds of fruits, are also the fairy fruits cultivated over the years, eat a refreshing, often eat, you can directly eat into the land immortals.
Gu Yichu wore a solemn dress, looking like an ancient Confucian, and knelt down gently in front of the altar, his eyes slightly closed, and he recited prayers silently.
Behind him, Zhu Yifeng and other backbones of Haoqi Village also knelt on the ground, not daring to say anything.
"God has eyes...... Gu Yi slowly opened his eyes after reciting the prayer, "Today's things are all misunderstandings, Nie Xiaolong and Nie Xiaofeng's brothers and sisters have not been kidnapped, please calm the wrath of thunder and see ...... clearly"
"Huh" A gust ......of wind blew, and the offerings on the altar disappeared in an instant, but on the altar, a line of large characters appeared.
"This is a lesson for you, and it is also a lesson for me, the two brothers and sisters of Longfeng, there must be no accidents, otherwise, I can't get better, you can't get better, even if this matter is over, there will be a next time, even I can't stop it......" Zhu Yifeng secretly raised his head, looked at the line of big characters, and was immediately dumbfounded, this god speaks, how can he be the same as a hooligan? ?
"This matter is over...... Gu Yichu looked at the line of big characters in front of him, and couldn't help sighing, "No one is allowed to fight the idea of the dragon and phoenix brothers and sisters in the future, do you hear??" ”
"Yes......" everyone agreed, in fact. Everyone was also shocked, who thought so well, there was a crisis on the earth, who provoked whom? ?
"Brother......" Zhu Yifeng gently poked his brother's buttocks, "God seems to be quite helpless about this......"
"Don't stab me in the ass......" Gu Yichu turned his head, glared at Zhu Yifeng, and roared in a low voice.
"I said that God seems to be quite helpless......" Zhu Yifeng smiled awkwardly and said.
Of course he was helpless, nothing happened. Who wants to die?? Gu Yichu took a deep breath, "My little sister-in-law, it's really a ruthless method, this is kidnapping all mankind......"
"Tie up people's children, you can do anything like this. It's no wonder that the sister-in-law made a ruthless move...... "Zhu Yifeng didn't think so, in fact. His enlightenment. It is absolutely impossible to compare with Gu Yichu, what is the safety of human beings, as long as the people he cares about live well, and the lives and deaths of others, he is too lazy to care, and I am not your father. It's not your nanny, are you dead or alive, what does it have to do with me??
"That's my sister-in-law......" Gu Yichu rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"You're my brother. Your sister-in-law, isn't that my sister-in-law?? Zhu Yifeng said as a matter of course.
"It's okay, clean up the altar, go home and sleep......" Gu Yichu got up, put his hands behind his back, and turned to leave.
"God finished eating, clean up the plates and bowls, and go home to sleep...... Zhu Yifeng got up, waved his hand to everyone, and said.
"Brother Zhu......" A young man of eighteen or nineteen walked up to Zhu Yifeng's side, "The procedure for sacrificing to the heavens doesn't seem right, what about the end??" It's too easy, right?? Aren't you afraid that God will blame?? ”
"What are you to blame??" Zhu Yifeng rolled his eyes, "God, at this time, you are not allowed to hide anywhere to wipe your cold sweat, how can you take care of this??" ”
"You say, if the earth is really destroyed, can we, the land immortals, live??" The young man patted his chest and said.
"Of course we can live...... Zhu Yifeng pouted, "We are land immortals, and we can already cross the void, let's find a planet when the time comes, take it directly, and transform the planet into an environment suitable for human survival, and it will not be a problem for the entire human race to move over......"
"So that's the case??" The young man breathed a sigh of relief, "But it scared me to death......"
Everyone quickly cleaned up the altar, and a storm ended quietly, coming and going so fast, that the people on the earth didn't realize that they had already wandered around the ghost gate.
"I said, this thing is really out of cure??" Qin Jianguo knew that there was a crisis on the earth, and he was anxious to go to the house, and when he saw Sister Bai and the others packing up their things in a hurry, his heart felt as if there were cat's paws scratching, "Are you just watching the destruction of the earth like this?" ”
"Or else??" Sister Bai sighed, "I told you, we don't have enough authority, this is set by your precious daughter, except for her, no one can change ......"
"This dead girl, when she is alive, you see how I clean up her ......" Qin Jianguo jumped to his feet anxiously, "Then hurry up and collect people, put away all the big guys and send them to the alien planet, I know that there are so many spaceships that you have no problem loading everyone on the entire earth......"
"Father-in-law......" Gu Yichu walked over, "The matter has been resolved, I discussed it with God, this is a misunderstanding, just say it......"
"You mean......" Qin Jianguo was suddenly overjoyed, jumping three feet high, "There is nothing wrong with the earth??" ”
"Of course......" Gu Yichu nodded, "The earth doesn't want to be destroyed, as long as there is no kidnapping incident again, such a thing will not happen again......"
"Huh......" Qin Jianguo breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, that's good, what's the culprit??" Hurry up and arrest me, Lao Tzu will lock him up for a thousand years......"
"I'll arrest him now...... "To the old Taoist, Gu Yi was also angry at the beginning, such an old person, he was so tasteless, and he could even kidnap a child, can you be more shameless??
"Xiaobai, what else are you packing??" Qin Jianguo watched his son-in-law leave, turned his face, and saw that Sister Bai and the others were still packing up, and couldn't help but roll his eyes, "There is nothing to do on the earth, there is no need to clean up......"
"We packed our things, not to take refuge in aliens, but to move, we are going to live in Daode Villa in the future, and we packed up all our things, just to move ......over," Yuan Siyu put down the things in his hand, stretched his waist, and said.
"You're going to Eterdac Villa??" Qin Jianguo looked at Yuan Siyu in some surprise, and then at Sister Bai, "Isn't it where Canglong is, where are you?" ”
"Canglong also goes to Daode Villa......" Sister Bai took a deep breath, "Not only him, but also you, you also have to go to Daode Villa, let me say, don't ask for these tattered things of you, it won't take much time, just throw it away......"
"How's that going to work??" Wang Shu glared at Sister Bai angrily, "This is a testimony of my love affair with Lao Qin, and it has very important commemorative significance for us......
"If you want me to say, just put it away and get ......" Yuan Siyu was also very impatient, it was a waste of time to clean up some bits and pieces.
"If you receive the storage space, it will be broken, and if you receive the planting space, it will rot, if that's the case, I might as well throw it away......" Wang Shu rolled his eyes and said.
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