310 jokes about the matchmaker, and a slight smile is very captivating

"Brother-in-law, I watched TV, you were old and handsome at the time, you know!" As soon as he entered the restaurant, before he could sit down, Lu Baiyu greeted him and said with admiration.

Han Xu was sweating profusely. What's the trouble, isn't it just to save someone, is it necessary to make trouble for everyone to know!

Wu Ranmo was also there at the round table, and of course, there was also Yang Miao, who had a very low sense of existence, okay...... Han Xu admitted that he took the initiative to greet him.

"My friends are in danger, it's my duty to help, and I don't think I've done anything great." Han Xu chuckled.

"Hey, I just like my brother-in-law's temper." Yang Fan patted Han Xu's shoulder with a big grin, "Brother-in-law, you haven't eaten it at noon, have you?" Waiter, table 6 with a pair of dishes and chopsticks! ”

"Wait, wait!" Han Xu hurriedly stopped her, and then smiled apologetically at the waiter who came over with the tableware, "I'm not eating here, there's another one upstairs waiting for me to deliver food." I heard that Bai Yu has something to find me? Say whatever you want, and I will not shirk what I can do. ”

"Uh-oh." Everyone was immediately aware. Since Han Xu had something to do, Lu Baiyu didn't talk about what he didn't have, and said with a hesitation, "Brother-in-law, it stands to reason that I shouldn't talk too much about the matter between you and Sister Yezi, but let's do it, since we all call you brother-in-law, I always feel uncomfortable holding back some words." ”

Han Xu was stunned, why did he still pull the leaves?

"Please."

"Well, Sister Ye Zi has played with us since childhood, and we know very well what her temper is. Men, the red flag at home does not fall, and the colorful flags flutter outside. There's always going to be a show...... Dwarf oil, sail sail, don't step on my feet! Lu Baiyu grinned, Yang Fan snorted angrily, and turned his head to pick up vegetables for Yang Miao.

"Ahem, but, brother-in-law, you can have fun, but don't go too far! Like this time, it's all on TV, fortunately, Sister Ye Zi is not in Bingcheng, if she is here. What do you think when you know this? With what I know about her. Brother-in-law, you have to peel off your skin if you don't die! ”

"Bai Yu, you're late." Han Xu took out his mobile phone with a sad face, "Five minutes ago, she just finished calling me. ”

"Condolences and change." Hearing this, several people patted Han Xu's shoulder with sympathy.

"Still. Don't worry. Sister Ye Zi grew up in a different environment. I've seen a lot of this kind of thing. Affordability is not the same as ordinary people. She may not be happy, but you can coax her afterwards. ”

"I can settle with her, after all, I am a pure confidant friendship with that girl. Mainly, she said...... Ye Baye wants to see me. Han Xu frowned.

"Meet the parents!" Everyone gasped. Lu Baiyu was silent for a long time, and then said to Yang Fan, "...... Fanfan, I remember that your friend has a coffin shop, tell her to make a good coffin and keep it for backup. ”

"Don't, one pair is not enough, get two, if I die, I will definitely take you to the funeral." Han Xu was neither angry nor annoyed when he heard this, but just glanced at Lu Baiyu gloomily.

Lu Baiyu shuddered, and hurriedly laughed, "Ah, ha, haha, it's funny!" Brother-in-law, don't worry, your safety is on me, I promise to let you get in and out! ”

"Well, it's better to be like this, or we'll be in the coffin." Han Xu said expressionlessly.

Lu Baiyu wiped his sweat.

"Anything else?" Han Xu touched the insulated box, it's okay, the shrimp dumplings are not cold yet.

"Well, there's one more thing." Lu Baiyu nodded, "Brother-in-law, I heard Sister Ye Zi say that you seem to be a little repulsed by associating with her. Actually, I'm telling you, it's not necessary at all. Although the view of the portal is in the upper class, it will definitely not appear in Ye Baye, when Ye Baye did not make a career in the early years, he was also a farmer! Speaking of his status, the main thing to look at is his temperament, and his family background is not so important. ”

"Sister Ye Zi is a knife-mouthed tofu heart, although she also has a vicious side, but she usually just likes to make harmless jokes, and her mind is not bad. She has a good impression of you, presumably brother-in-law, you don't hate her, otherwise you wouldn't have helped her three times or twice, let alone desperate for her, you see I'm right, right? ”

Han Xu was stunned. Feelings: This guy came over to talk about matchmaking! But what he said is all this, why is it so messy!

Seeing that Han Xu didn't squeak, Lu Baiyu thought that he had acquiesced, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows at Yang Fan proudly, Yang Fan pouted and ignored him.

"Brother-in-law, people say that ten years of cultivation can be crossed by the same boat, and thousands of years of cultivation can be spent sleeping together, girls, there are always some little reserved, you have to take the initiative!" Lu Baiyu said, smiling mysteriously, "Actually, as long as Sister Ye Zi has a good impression of you, then there is actually another trick to capturing her heart." She has the best face, and I have secretly instructed her, no matter who calls you brother-in-law, subtly, after a long time, she will naturally acquiesce, and when the time comes, no matter how hard you work, it will be easy to take her down...... Oh! My aunt, oh, if we have something to say, can't we talk about it, I still need this foot! ”

"That's right, it looks like you're very knowledgeable in this area." Yang Fan sneered.

"Wronged, great wrong! I'm the Einstein in theory, the Parkinson's patient in practice, and I'm very good at it! ”

Listening to the stumbling between the two, Han Xu couldn't cry or laugh. Dare to love the title of 'brother-in-law' by Lu Baiyu! He and Ye Qingyan are now in an ambiguous period, and the speed of emotional progress still depends on two people to grasp it, and like Lu Baiyu, he can only help more and more chaotic.

"Okay, you don't have to worry about me and Yezi, I want to take her down, she can't escape from the palm of my hand! You eat and drink, I'll go first. Han Xu picked up the piano bag on his shoulder and strode out of the restaurant.

"Brother-in-law is so domineering." Lu Baiyu looked at Han Xu's back and said sincerely, "It's not that I haven't seen anyone who is ruthless, but it's really rare to see someone with such lofty ambitions as him." ”

"If Sister Ye knows that you are playing these things behind your back, you will also peel off the skin if you don't die!" Yang Fan threw a toothpick at him.

"It's good if you don't let her know, it's a big deal I'll go to the eighth master, anyway, the eighth master loves me the most." Lu Baiyu shrugged his shoulders indifferently.

"Speaking of which, he can play the guqin?" Wu Ranmo said suddenly.

"I don't know, I haven't heard Sister Ye say it, why are you asking this?" Yang Fan asked strangely.

"If not, what is he doing with him?"

"Who said that people are piano bags, maybe they are, they are ......" Lu Baiyu didn't say a reason for a long time, and finally even he was a little unconfident, "Could it be that my brother-in-law really knows how to play the guqin?" He still knows music? ”

Everyone didn't say anything, but Wu Ranmo was thoughtful while eating glutinous rice dumplings.

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"Biaozi, I'm Han Xu."

"Ouch, brother-in-law! You're famous today, and you were mentioned on TV just now. The man on the other end of the line laughed, and in his opinion, all the people who could be on TV were celebrities.

Han Xu smiled bitterly, "Okay, I don't want to mention this, I have something else to do with you." ”

"Something you can talk about!"

"I remember you have a company that does construction and decoration, right?"

"yes, what? Brother-in-law, are you interested? Then I'll call the industry and commerce in a while, and within three days...... "Biao Zi is really a cheerful person, and without saying a word, he will transfer the entire company to Han Xu."

"No, no, no, I didn't mean that. When I have time, I will send you two pictures in your mailbox, and you can show them to the people in your art team, if I can pass the test, I want to get someone in, and then it will be up to him whether he will be an artist or a graphic designer. Han Xu began to pave the way for Hao Hengdao.

"Hey! Brother-in-law, you are too polite, why don't you just open a back door and insert someone, why bother so much! ”

"No, although he took some shortcuts, I didn't want to open the back door for him, everything had to be fought for by himself." Han Xu nodded.

Don't look at Biaozi's speech, it feels like he has no heart, but in fact, he is smart, as soon as Han Xu said this, he immediately understood what Han Xu meant, "Okay, brother-in-law, if you say that, I will understand!" I'll leave this matter to Biaozi, and I'll definitely do it for you! ”

When Han Xu heard him say this, he was relieved, chatted for a few more words and hung up the phone.

Strictly speaking, Biao Zi is Ye Qingyan's butler on the underworld, this person is Ye Baye's cronies, loyal to the Ye family, and his work efficiency is also very high, he has won Ye Qingyan's trust, not to mention other places, but in Bingcheng, he can be regarded as half a talker, and the power is quite large.

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Back in the ward, Shangguan Ruoxi was lying on the bed reading a book.

"It's slow."

"I met two acquaintances and chatted for a while." Han Xu put down the lunch box to help her adjust the height of the bed, and then opened the food box.

"Eventful." Shangguan Ruoxi snorted, smelling the fragrant shrimp dumplings in the lunch box and couldn't help but sniffle.

Han Xu looked at her splinted right arm, smiled slightly, and picked up a dumpling, "Don't move, I'll feed you." ”

Shangguan Ruoxi blushed a little, but she still opened her mouth very cooperatively.

Han Xu put the shrimp dumplings to her lips, she just wanted to bite them, but Han Xu pulled his hand back suddenly, and stuffed the dumplings into his mouth in one gulp, "Well, I'll taste it for you first...... Well, it tastes good, it's very tasty, and oops it's so delicious! ”

"Han! Rising sun! Shangguan Ruoxi bit her lower lip and was about to cry because of him. Is there such a bully for the sick!

"I'm just going to eat dumplings, why do you look like you're going to kill someone. Okay, okay, come on, ah-" Han Xu smiled and picked up another dumpling.

Shangguan Ruoxi opened her mouth in disbelief, and then in her angry gaze, Han Xu stuffed the dumplings into her mouth again......

Han Xu picked up the third dumpling, and before she could send it to her mouth, what greeted her was Shangguan Sister's white and tender little fist, Han Xu covered her nose and ran to the toilet, Shangguan Girl picked up the food box and twisted it with her left hand and sent it into her mouth, the corners of her lips were inadvertently hooked, and her thin lips were lightly curled.

(I'm a well-loved little fact: in the state of a soul entity, food or water incorporated into the body is automatically broken down into energy that sustains its form, while substances that cannot be absorbed are broken down into particles that are excreted with breathing and body surface.) (To be continued......)